Chapter 3
Don't own anything
AT THE THERAPIST OFFICE
Therapist: Julia, you seem to have some compulsive issues
Julia: Really, did I have to tell you that?
Therapist: It sounds like you have trouble trying to find a mate
Julia: Hey, I'm not an animal!
Therapist: Well, I mean, tell me all about your love life.
Julia: My first crush was David. I was seven and he was eight. I thought he really liked me but he said he liked Lisa, that tramp!
Therapist: I see.
Julia: But I told her who's boss when I beat her up and hung her upside down on the flag pole!
Therapist: Tell me more.
Julia: So my first date was with this guy named Daren. He was nice but I broke up with him cause he did this thing with his teeth. Dave was cute but he was a weakling! He got ran over my a reindeer! Then there was Dillan. He was so hot and so cool, but I figured out he liked to date younger girls. Then there was.
2 hours later..
Therapist: You seem to be extremely picky. Is that why you attacked me because I walk wrong?
Julia: yes, yes it is you dirty therapist.
Therapist: You seem to have a lot of issues. Do you hate your mother?
Julia: No, its yours I hate!
Therapist: And how do you know my mother?
Julia: I know all!
Therapist: You took the pills on the desk didn't you?
Julia: The stars bright light will consume your soul and wash the sins in a river humans call the sky!
Therapist: Your scaring me. Sessions, over. Please leave.
Julia: hehe, I have a buttcrack!
Therapist: Yes, yes you do.
Julia: Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake! Shake your booty!
THE NEXT SESSION
Ling: I don't understand why I have to be here. I was just going along with Julia so she wouldn't have killed anyone.
Therapist: so your husband has "those" kind of issues?
Ling: That is personal!
Therapist: So he does have "those" kind of issues!
Ling: What's your problem?!?!
Therapist: Cause your husband a cutie and I will kill you to marry him, and I just wanted to know a flaw.
Ling: Why you!
Therapist: (writes something down) violent tendencies
Ling: I'll show you violent!
NEXT SESSION
Therapist: Jin do you think I'm sexy?
Jin: In no way what so ever.
Therapist: (Rod Stewart song) do you think I am sexy? Com on baby let me know?
Jin: I'm married, and my wife is a lot prettier than you.
Therapist: Screw you
Jin: Well you're just stupid and old!
Therapist: You have those kinds of issues!
Jin: What kind of therapist are you?
Therapist: A lonely one!
Jin: I see!
Therapist: I am going to get rid of your wife and marry you!
Jin: (tackles her)
NEXT SESSION
Hworang: I mean, what am I a freak? I mean hey, I have know last name!
Therapist: Why don't you make one for yourself?
Hworang: I don't know! And what is it with people that think I am gay?
Therapist: I don't know, I'm not psychic!
Hworang: I heard you made a pass on Jin.
Therapist: Yes, yes I did.
Hworang: Is that why your in a body cast right now
Therapist: No, I got attacked by a bear.
Hworang: Kuma attacked you?
Therapist: What the heck is wrong with you?
Hworang: I came here so you could help me find what's wrong with me!
Therapist: Get out before I kill you.
Hworang: Have you seen , Dude Where's My Car?
Therapist: No, that movie looked dumb.
Hworang: No it was awesome!
Therapist: I can't find a problem if you don't know me what you think your problem is!
Hworang: My problem, well I just don't know what to do with my life. Tomorrow I am getting kicked out of the military with a dishonorable discharge and I have no one to come home to.
Therapist: Well then get girlfriend!
Hworang: I can't, you don't think I look like Ben Affleck or something?
Therapist: You don't have to be handsome, just be yourself.
Hworang: This is my true self.
Therapist: So that is why your so lonely.
Hworang: I thought this session would make me feel better.
Therapist: It says on your record you were in two of the iron fist tournaments run by the Mishima Zaibastu. You know other than the fighting you can also, meet some people there.
Hworang: I spent my whole time looking for Jin.
Therapist: Oh..
Hworang: No! I mean, I spent it looking to beat the crap out of him!
Therapist: I know he is handsome
Hworang: I hate you!!
FINAL SESSION OF THE DAY
Therapist: So Mr. Kazuya, your son has just gotten married, and you re- started college because of your complete arrogance.
Kazuya: Yes, yes I have.
Therapist: what I don't get is if someone as rich as you would have to worry about being intelligent.
Kazuya: I don't want to be dumb to the world.
Therapist: With the money you got, I would go down on my knees and force myself to fart numerous times.
Kazuya: In a strange way I am flattered.
Therapist: You know, your as handsome as your son, but you are so much wiser.
Kazuya: Why did you just make a pass on me?
Therapist: So sue me, I'm alone in this world!
Kazuya: Sure I will. See you in court tomorrow.
Therapist: What?!?
The next week later, there therapist was sued for mal-practice and sexually and verbal harassment. Kazuya sued her for all her money, and took his family and his son and his wife to a great dinner at some fancy restaurant where they got desserts from a nearby McDonalds.
Chapter 4 is coming!! Julia gets to go on Dismissed! Jin and Ling to a love you seminar, and the other end up in a cult.. Weird huh??? Can't wait can ya?!?!
Don't own anything
AT THE THERAPIST OFFICE
Therapist: Julia, you seem to have some compulsive issues
Julia: Really, did I have to tell you that?
Therapist: It sounds like you have trouble trying to find a mate
Julia: Hey, I'm not an animal!
Therapist: Well, I mean, tell me all about your love life.
Julia: My first crush was David. I was seven and he was eight. I thought he really liked me but he said he liked Lisa, that tramp!
Therapist: I see.
Julia: But I told her who's boss when I beat her up and hung her upside down on the flag pole!
Therapist: Tell me more.
Julia: So my first date was with this guy named Daren. He was nice but I broke up with him cause he did this thing with his teeth. Dave was cute but he was a weakling! He got ran over my a reindeer! Then there was Dillan. He was so hot and so cool, but I figured out he liked to date younger girls. Then there was.
2 hours later..
Therapist: You seem to be extremely picky. Is that why you attacked me because I walk wrong?
Julia: yes, yes it is you dirty therapist.
Therapist: You seem to have a lot of issues. Do you hate your mother?
Julia: No, its yours I hate!
Therapist: And how do you know my mother?
Julia: I know all!
Therapist: You took the pills on the desk didn't you?
Julia: The stars bright light will consume your soul and wash the sins in a river humans call the sky!
Therapist: Your scaring me. Sessions, over. Please leave.
Julia: hehe, I have a buttcrack!
Therapist: Yes, yes you do.
Julia: Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake! Shake your booty!
THE NEXT SESSION
Ling: I don't understand why I have to be here. I was just going along with Julia so she wouldn't have killed anyone.
Therapist: so your husband has "those" kind of issues?
Ling: That is personal!
Therapist: So he does have "those" kind of issues!
Ling: What's your problem?!?!
Therapist: Cause your husband a cutie and I will kill you to marry him, and I just wanted to know a flaw.
Ling: Why you!
Therapist: (writes something down) violent tendencies
Ling: I'll show you violent!
NEXT SESSION
Therapist: Jin do you think I'm sexy?
Jin: In no way what so ever.
Therapist: (Rod Stewart song) do you think I am sexy? Com on baby let me know?
Jin: I'm married, and my wife is a lot prettier than you.
Therapist: Screw you
Jin: Well you're just stupid and old!
Therapist: You have those kinds of issues!
Jin: What kind of therapist are you?
Therapist: A lonely one!
Jin: I see!
Therapist: I am going to get rid of your wife and marry you!
Jin: (tackles her)
NEXT SESSION
Hworang: I mean, what am I a freak? I mean hey, I have know last name!
Therapist: Why don't you make one for yourself?
Hworang: I don't know! And what is it with people that think I am gay?
Therapist: I don't know, I'm not psychic!
Hworang: I heard you made a pass on Jin.
Therapist: Yes, yes I did.
Hworang: Is that why your in a body cast right now
Therapist: No, I got attacked by a bear.
Hworang: Kuma attacked you?
Therapist: What the heck is wrong with you?
Hworang: I came here so you could help me find what's wrong with me!
Therapist: Get out before I kill you.
Hworang: Have you seen , Dude Where's My Car?
Therapist: No, that movie looked dumb.
Hworang: No it was awesome!
Therapist: I can't find a problem if you don't know me what you think your problem is!
Hworang: My problem, well I just don't know what to do with my life. Tomorrow I am getting kicked out of the military with a dishonorable discharge and I have no one to come home to.
Therapist: Well then get girlfriend!
Hworang: I can't, you don't think I look like Ben Affleck or something?
Therapist: You don't have to be handsome, just be yourself.
Hworang: This is my true self.
Therapist: So that is why your so lonely.
Hworang: I thought this session would make me feel better.
Therapist: It says on your record you were in two of the iron fist tournaments run by the Mishima Zaibastu. You know other than the fighting you can also, meet some people there.
Hworang: I spent my whole time looking for Jin.
Therapist: Oh..
Hworang: No! I mean, I spent it looking to beat the crap out of him!
Therapist: I know he is handsome
Hworang: I hate you!!
FINAL SESSION OF THE DAY
Therapist: So Mr. Kazuya, your son has just gotten married, and you re- started college because of your complete arrogance.
Kazuya: Yes, yes I have.
Therapist: what I don't get is if someone as rich as you would have to worry about being intelligent.
Kazuya: I don't want to be dumb to the world.
Therapist: With the money you got, I would go down on my knees and force myself to fart numerous times.
Kazuya: In a strange way I am flattered.
Therapist: You know, your as handsome as your son, but you are so much wiser.
Kazuya: Why did you just make a pass on me?
Therapist: So sue me, I'm alone in this world!
Kazuya: Sure I will. See you in court tomorrow.
Therapist: What?!?
The next week later, there therapist was sued for mal-practice and sexually and verbal harassment. Kazuya sued her for all her money, and took his family and his son and his wife to a great dinner at some fancy restaurant where they got desserts from a nearby McDonalds.
Chapter 4 is coming!! Julia gets to go on Dismissed! Jin and Ling to a love you seminar, and the other end up in a cult.. Weird huh??? Can't wait can ya?!?!