Disclaimer: Me: I don't own Dragonball Z or any of the copywrited stuff
mentioned in this story, but I do own my characters. Thank you everyone who
has reviewed so far, I'm really grateful. Chibi: You should have been at
the bonfire on Saturday, it was so much fun. Raditz: Yeah, we were having a
blast. Me: Sorry I missed it, I was rather busy. But at least we had a good
time watching my wonderful movie, right Chibi? Chibi: Yeah, that movie was
awesome! Raditz: What movie are you guys talking about? Me and Chibi: Wrath
of the Ninja!! Raditz: Oh, that... Me: Hey, that's a cool movie!! It's got
blood and gore, swearing, accuatually, not that much of that, and even some
cannibalistic parts, but very little. Raditz: Was that an anime? Me: Yep.
Raditz: Figures. Chibi: That movie was really good, except I didn't get to
see the ending of it. Me: Next time you come. Okay, here's the next chapter
people, hope you like it.
Chibi and Vegeta were running down the hall way of the ship towards their room. They ran in and began searching.
"Chibi, did you find them?" Vegeta asked.
"No, not yet." Chibi replied, looking around. "How about you, brother?"
"No."
They continued looking around for a while longer without any luck. Then the younger Saiyan jumped up.
"I found it!!!!" he yelled with triumph.
"Great! How many?" Vegeta asked.
"Uh, two!" Chibi replied, holding up the two lighters.
"Alright, now let the fun begin!" Vegeta smirked.
"Got that right." Chibi smirked back.
The two Saiyan Princes walked out the door with evil smirks and lively fire in their eyes. They were half way to the cafeteria, when Vegeta stopped.
"What is it, brother?" Chibi asked.
"I was thinking, maybe we should get some hair spray, you know so that the flame is bigger." Vegeta remarked.
"That might work... Oh I got it!!! Gasoline!!!!" Chibi yelled.
"Oh yeah!!!" Vegeta yelled with a demonic expression.
"Let's go get it." Chibi yelled and ran down the hall.
"You know where?" Vegeta asked catching up to him.
"You bet I do." Chibi smirked and lead the way.
They ran on for a while until they reached the chamber where the main engines of the ship were.
* * *
"I haven't seen Vegeta or his little brother around lately." Zarbon commented, drinking a glass of wine along with Frieza and Dodoria. (A/N: It's sharing everyone. Like splitting a milkshake. EWWWWW!!!)
"You're right Mr. Zarbon, what they could be up to?" Frieza wondered, sipping his share of the wine before passing it to Dodoria. (EWWWWWWWW!!!!) They were obviously drunk as the two brothers ran through the hallway before Chibi stopped and walked to the camera and knocked.
"Is anyone there?" One of Chibi's eyeballs could be seen as he repeatedly knocked on the camera lenses.
Not noticing the young saiyan, Frieza commented, "Their race is known for their stealth, it's no wonder why we can't find them." Chibi again knocked on the glass, his brother joining the struggle.
"Hey, you think anybody can see us?" Vegeta stopped for a moment while his brother continued to pound on the lenses.
"..Nah. Come on, let's continue to our mission." Chibi stopped and the two continued to dash down the hall leaving the drunken aliens to change the conversation.
"I must leave Lord Frieza, I think it's time for my manicure." Zarbon walked away to one certain room.
"Hey boys, you came to do my nails, right?" He looked at poor Vegeta and Chibi, who looked up in return before the mouths opened really wide.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" The scream belonged to none other than, (Dun Dun Dunhn.) CHIBI!!! The force of the yell blew Zarbon back, while Vegeta clenched his ears and took the chance to scram.
"Hey, wait for MEEEE!!!" Chibi jumping over the prone figure of Zarbon and followed his brother, holding the precious lighters returning back to the room.
* * *
Vegeta ran into the bathroom, before scrunching his nose in disgust at faint smell. He was quickly aware of a faint squeak, before hearing a splashing sound and another rumbling noise.
"Dear God Almighty, Raditz. Why?" Vegeta screamed holding his nose at the terrible stench. Raditz, completely unaware, looked over the intergalactic newspaper.
"Why hello Vegeta, how's the plan going?" Raditz grinned before the two winced at the sound of a slammed door and constant whimpering from the youngest of the saiyans.
"Zarbon. manicure. whore.,"Chibi whispered.
"Chibi, it's all right," Vegeta muttered after moving his loose shirt over his nose, "Although once he smell this."
"BLAAA!!! What is that SMELL?" Chibi covered his nose also before seeing the worst thing at the moment.
"Hello Chibi," Raditz greeted the prince as he wiped his butt with toilet paper, "Good timing, I'm almost done." (A/N: If you ask me it's very bad timing.) He smiled at the two before flushing the toilet, and turned around with his pants up, (A/N: Wow, what a great accomplishment, we're making progress here people. Raditz actually got his pants all the way up. He's a big kid now, I do not own Pull-Ups or their logos.)
However they heard the sound of large far away rumbling. All three gazed turned very fearfully to the toilet.
"It's coming," Raditz commented weakly.
"RUN.FOR.ITTTTTTT!!!" Chibi screamed right before the three got a glimpse of brownish liquid escaping from the toilet cover with small chunks in the liquid escaping from the toilet. (A/N: We got small chunks of fecal matter here, everyone.EVACUTE.)
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" The three with great speed, ran out of the room and headed straight for another empty room. After escaping the deadly fate, the two princes regained their breath and the ability to speak and glared at their older companion.
"I hope you're happy Raditz," Vegeta snarled.
"Yeah, you could have killed us back there, and I'm not talking about the smell." Chibi added, shuddering at the mental images of Raditz butt-naked. (A/N: EWWWWWW!!!)
"Well I really had to go I'm sor." He was interrupted by agonized screams.
"IT'S COMING, EVERYONE EVACUTE!!!" the sound of the Ginyu Force screaming and the sound of heavy footsteps made Raditz smile uneasily.
"Hey at least they paid too."
Vegeta angrily shook his head, "Sometimes I don't know about you Raditz."
"Come on brother, this is the "perfect" opportunity to start the prank." Chibi smirked sinisterly. (A/N: Now I think that Cell's Vegeta cells actually came from Chibi.)
"I agree, let's go." Vegeta returned the smirk and the two ran out the door.
Chibi returned back real quick and turned to Raditz, "Now Raditz. don't use the bathroom anytime soon."
* * *
With a loud crash, Jeice and Zarbon fell to the ground after running into each other.
"I think we lost them," Zarbon commented relieved.
"Just to be on the safe side," Jeice started to say, "Let's hide in the spare storage room over there."
"Good idea Jeice, come on before they pick up our trail." With that, the two fled and locked the door behind them only to come face to face with a pair of demonic eyes, which seemingly glowed red.
"We have been expecting you," the older prince sneered.
"Now it's time to."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" As Frieza and Dodoria were making their round trips surveying every soldier, they saw the door to the empty storage room fly open with Zarbon and Jeice screaming and the sight of orange flames through their hair. (A/N: Haw Haw Haw)
"AAAAH!!! Put it out, Put it out!!" the two in unison screamed in girly voices, flailing their arms trying to put out the flames.
"Haw Haw Haw Haw Haw Haw Haw!!!" Frieza and Dodoria turned to see Vegeta and Chibi rolling on the ground with tears streaming down their faces as they could hardly breathe.
"THAT'S IT!!!! YOU TWO ARE GOING TO BE PUNISHED, ESPECIALLY YOUUUUU!!!!" Frieza pointed at the younger prince as the two immediately rose to their feet and shivered. Chibi's eyes widened as his mouth opened in slow motion.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" At that Frieza was thrown back going faster then lightspeed with Zarbon and Dodoria clinging to the edges of his floating chair as he sped down the hallway of the ship going backwards at tremendous speed.
Vegeta looked at his younger brother in shock, ".............."
"The coast is clear come on." Chibi, followed by his brother, sprinted back to their replacement room. However the relief ended when they water running in the bathroom.
"I thought we told him not to go!" Vegeta yelled as Raditz quickly came out, his long hair a little tangled from what appeared to be a strong surge of air.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" The two brothers looked on in horror at the sight of the bathroom.
"I only washed my hands, so what are you all worked about?"
A/N: Big thanks to one of my best friends, her name is.. SSX7 CHIBI VEGETA!!!!! To all you Raditz fans, I did not mean all of this it only came out on good ol' fashion humor.
"MUHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
F/N: To all of you loyal followers of Chibi out there, tis me the one and only. I just like to say that despite the fiction of this story it is based on friend's attitudes. And I'd like you all to know. that I'll be helping my sibling on the next chapter.
"MUHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
Chibi and Vegeta were running down the hall way of the ship towards their room. They ran in and began searching.
"Chibi, did you find them?" Vegeta asked.
"No, not yet." Chibi replied, looking around. "How about you, brother?"
"No."
They continued looking around for a while longer without any luck. Then the younger Saiyan jumped up.
"I found it!!!!" he yelled with triumph.
"Great! How many?" Vegeta asked.
"Uh, two!" Chibi replied, holding up the two lighters.
"Alright, now let the fun begin!" Vegeta smirked.
"Got that right." Chibi smirked back.
The two Saiyan Princes walked out the door with evil smirks and lively fire in their eyes. They were half way to the cafeteria, when Vegeta stopped.
"What is it, brother?" Chibi asked.
"I was thinking, maybe we should get some hair spray, you know so that the flame is bigger." Vegeta remarked.
"That might work... Oh I got it!!! Gasoline!!!!" Chibi yelled.
"Oh yeah!!!" Vegeta yelled with a demonic expression.
"Let's go get it." Chibi yelled and ran down the hall.
"You know where?" Vegeta asked catching up to him.
"You bet I do." Chibi smirked and lead the way.
They ran on for a while until they reached the chamber where the main engines of the ship were.
* * *
"I haven't seen Vegeta or his little brother around lately." Zarbon commented, drinking a glass of wine along with Frieza and Dodoria. (A/N: It's sharing everyone. Like splitting a milkshake. EWWWWW!!!)
"You're right Mr. Zarbon, what they could be up to?" Frieza wondered, sipping his share of the wine before passing it to Dodoria. (EWWWWWWWW!!!!) They were obviously drunk as the two brothers ran through the hallway before Chibi stopped and walked to the camera and knocked.
"Is anyone there?" One of Chibi's eyeballs could be seen as he repeatedly knocked on the camera lenses.
Not noticing the young saiyan, Frieza commented, "Their race is known for their stealth, it's no wonder why we can't find them." Chibi again knocked on the glass, his brother joining the struggle.
"Hey, you think anybody can see us?" Vegeta stopped for a moment while his brother continued to pound on the lenses.
"..Nah. Come on, let's continue to our mission." Chibi stopped and the two continued to dash down the hall leaving the drunken aliens to change the conversation.
"I must leave Lord Frieza, I think it's time for my manicure." Zarbon walked away to one certain room.
"Hey boys, you came to do my nails, right?" He looked at poor Vegeta and Chibi, who looked up in return before the mouths opened really wide.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" The scream belonged to none other than, (Dun Dun Dunhn.) CHIBI!!! The force of the yell blew Zarbon back, while Vegeta clenched his ears and took the chance to scram.
"Hey, wait for MEEEE!!!" Chibi jumping over the prone figure of Zarbon and followed his brother, holding the precious lighters returning back to the room.
* * *
Vegeta ran into the bathroom, before scrunching his nose in disgust at faint smell. He was quickly aware of a faint squeak, before hearing a splashing sound and another rumbling noise.
"Dear God Almighty, Raditz. Why?" Vegeta screamed holding his nose at the terrible stench. Raditz, completely unaware, looked over the intergalactic newspaper.
"Why hello Vegeta, how's the plan going?" Raditz grinned before the two winced at the sound of a slammed door and constant whimpering from the youngest of the saiyans.
"Zarbon. manicure. whore.,"Chibi whispered.
"Chibi, it's all right," Vegeta muttered after moving his loose shirt over his nose, "Although once he smell this."
"BLAAA!!! What is that SMELL?" Chibi covered his nose also before seeing the worst thing at the moment.
"Hello Chibi," Raditz greeted the prince as he wiped his butt with toilet paper, "Good timing, I'm almost done." (A/N: If you ask me it's very bad timing.) He smiled at the two before flushing the toilet, and turned around with his pants up, (A/N: Wow, what a great accomplishment, we're making progress here people. Raditz actually got his pants all the way up. He's a big kid now, I do not own Pull-Ups or their logos.)
However they heard the sound of large far away rumbling. All three gazed turned very fearfully to the toilet.
"It's coming," Raditz commented weakly.
"RUN.FOR.ITTTTTTT!!!" Chibi screamed right before the three got a glimpse of brownish liquid escaping from the toilet cover with small chunks in the liquid escaping from the toilet. (A/N: We got small chunks of fecal matter here, everyone.EVACUTE.)
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" The three with great speed, ran out of the room and headed straight for another empty room. After escaping the deadly fate, the two princes regained their breath and the ability to speak and glared at their older companion.
"I hope you're happy Raditz," Vegeta snarled.
"Yeah, you could have killed us back there, and I'm not talking about the smell." Chibi added, shuddering at the mental images of Raditz butt-naked. (A/N: EWWWWWW!!!)
"Well I really had to go I'm sor." He was interrupted by agonized screams.
"IT'S COMING, EVERYONE EVACUTE!!!" the sound of the Ginyu Force screaming and the sound of heavy footsteps made Raditz smile uneasily.
"Hey at least they paid too."
Vegeta angrily shook his head, "Sometimes I don't know about you Raditz."
"Come on brother, this is the "perfect" opportunity to start the prank." Chibi smirked sinisterly. (A/N: Now I think that Cell's Vegeta cells actually came from Chibi.)
"I agree, let's go." Vegeta returned the smirk and the two ran out the door.
Chibi returned back real quick and turned to Raditz, "Now Raditz. don't use the bathroom anytime soon."
* * *
With a loud crash, Jeice and Zarbon fell to the ground after running into each other.
"I think we lost them," Zarbon commented relieved.
"Just to be on the safe side," Jeice started to say, "Let's hide in the spare storage room over there."
"Good idea Jeice, come on before they pick up our trail." With that, the two fled and locked the door behind them only to come face to face with a pair of demonic eyes, which seemingly glowed red.
"We have been expecting you," the older prince sneered.
"Now it's time to."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" As Frieza and Dodoria were making their round trips surveying every soldier, they saw the door to the empty storage room fly open with Zarbon and Jeice screaming and the sight of orange flames through their hair. (A/N: Haw Haw Haw)
"AAAAH!!! Put it out, Put it out!!" the two in unison screamed in girly voices, flailing their arms trying to put out the flames.
"Haw Haw Haw Haw Haw Haw Haw!!!" Frieza and Dodoria turned to see Vegeta and Chibi rolling on the ground with tears streaming down their faces as they could hardly breathe.
"THAT'S IT!!!! YOU TWO ARE GOING TO BE PUNISHED, ESPECIALLY YOUUUUU!!!!" Frieza pointed at the younger prince as the two immediately rose to their feet and shivered. Chibi's eyes widened as his mouth opened in slow motion.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" At that Frieza was thrown back going faster then lightspeed with Zarbon and Dodoria clinging to the edges of his floating chair as he sped down the hallway of the ship going backwards at tremendous speed.
Vegeta looked at his younger brother in shock, ".............."
"The coast is clear come on." Chibi, followed by his brother, sprinted back to their replacement room. However the relief ended when they water running in the bathroom.
"I thought we told him not to go!" Vegeta yelled as Raditz quickly came out, his long hair a little tangled from what appeared to be a strong surge of air.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" The two brothers looked on in horror at the sight of the bathroom.
"I only washed my hands, so what are you all worked about?"
A/N: Big thanks to one of my best friends, her name is.. SSX7 CHIBI VEGETA!!!!! To all you Raditz fans, I did not mean all of this it only came out on good ol' fashion humor.
"MUHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
F/N: To all of you loyal followers of Chibi out there, tis me the one and only. I just like to say that despite the fiction of this story it is based on friend's attitudes. And I'd like you all to know. that I'll be helping my sibling on the next chapter.
"MUHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"