Chapter 4!!
AT A HOTEL
Jin: Well Ling, what do you want to do now?
Ling: I have no idea.
Jin: Hey lets turn on the TV!
(Turns the TV on, Dismissed is on)
Ling: Hey I love this show!
Jin: Do we have to watch this show?!?
Ling: Anal
Jin: What?
Ling: I don't know what I just said.
Jin: Oh my gosh! Julia on!
Ling: No way!
Jin: Yes way!
Ling: No way!
Jin: yes way!
Ling: Anal
Jin: What?
Ling: Okay Jin turn it up
(on the TV screen)
Julia: Hi, my name is Julia, and I am looking for a fine man. I fun, free and NASTY!
(ling and jin make faces)
Jin :This will be interesting.
King: anal
Ling: Sweet mother of pearl!
Jin: What?
Ling: Anal
Nina: Who wants some drugs!
(on the TV screen)
Julia: I am fun free, and nasty!
Nina: Did Julia say what I think she said?
Ling: where in the world did you guys come from!?!?
King: From your butt and around the corner
Jin: (looks) Wow, I don't think you came from my butt.
Nina: Here Ling have something to drink!
Ling: I don't like to drink. ( Nina force feeds Ling some alcohol)
King: We got her stoned!
Jin: What in the world are you thinking!
Nina: Lets go to a nightclub!
King: Down with the gypsy!
Jin: I don't know you guys.(looks at the TV screen)
(Nina, Jin, and King stare at the screen in complete surprise)
Nina: Eww.
Jin: I hope she knows people are watching this.
King: Go Jules! Never knew you had it in you!
(on the T.V screen)
Julia: Whip cream and a cherry on top!
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AT A THERAPY SESSION
Paul: Wow, you really let this place go.
Therapist: Yes, I was sued for all I got.
Paul: yeah, okay moving on to my problems. Do monkies marry?
Therapist: Anal
Paul: What?
OUTSIDE THE HOTEL
Hworang: Jin, I am going to beat the crap out of you!
Jin: Sorry but we have to take my wife to a hospital because King got her stoned.
Hworang: Your wife's hot.
Jin: It reassures me you don't have the hots for me.
Hworang: Bring it on!
Jin: I'm kind of busy right now!
Hworang: Shut up and fight!
King: Anal!
Jin: What in the world?!? Everyone keeps saying that!
(Jun, Kazuya, Paul, Nina, Anna, Miharu, Craig, Christie, Steve Fox, Marshall, Forest, Combat, Lee, Heihatchi, Lei, Kuma, Panda, Gon, Dr. Abel, Dr. B, Michelle, The Jacks, Wang, Kunimistu, Yoshimitsu come out of now where)
Jin: Where in the world did all of you guys come from??
All (except Jin, singing a song) Don't you see now , what going on! The main point of this chapter is all about the world "ANAL"!!!!
Ling: What?
Jin: Don't ask me.
Jun: Now lets all sing song from Sister Act!
All: Ain't no mountain high enough! Ain't wide enough, to keep me from getting from you!
Lei: Now The Sound of Music
All: the hills are alive!!! With the sound of music!!!(pause) When the bee stings, when the dog bites, when I'm feeling sad! I just think of my favorite things, and then I don't feel so bad!!!! (pause) Do a deer, a female deer, ra a drop of golden sun! Me, my name I call my self, fa a long, long way to run, di a needle pulling thread! (pause) Climb, every mountain!!! (pause) don't you see?? Were all the Tekken characters and we will bring happiness to your door!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jin: That's right!
Lee: Now show tunes!
All: Shut up!
Jin: I have to save my wife! Nina stoned her!
Kazuya: In a way son, aren't we all?
Jin: uh?
Chapter 5 coming to ya!
AT A HOTEL
Jin: Well Ling, what do you want to do now?
Ling: I have no idea.
Jin: Hey lets turn on the TV!
(Turns the TV on, Dismissed is on)
Ling: Hey I love this show!
Jin: Do we have to watch this show?!?
Ling: Anal
Jin: What?
Ling: I don't know what I just said.
Jin: Oh my gosh! Julia on!
Ling: No way!
Jin: Yes way!
Ling: No way!
Jin: yes way!
Ling: Anal
Jin: What?
Ling: Okay Jin turn it up
(on the TV screen)
Julia: Hi, my name is Julia, and I am looking for a fine man. I fun, free and NASTY!
(ling and jin make faces)
Jin :This will be interesting.
King: anal
Ling: Sweet mother of pearl!
Jin: What?
Ling: Anal
Nina: Who wants some drugs!
(on the TV screen)
Julia: I am fun free, and nasty!
Nina: Did Julia say what I think she said?
Ling: where in the world did you guys come from!?!?
King: From your butt and around the corner
Jin: (looks) Wow, I don't think you came from my butt.
Nina: Here Ling have something to drink!
Ling: I don't like to drink. ( Nina force feeds Ling some alcohol)
King: We got her stoned!
Jin: What in the world are you thinking!
Nina: Lets go to a nightclub!
King: Down with the gypsy!
Jin: I don't know you guys.(looks at the TV screen)
(Nina, Jin, and King stare at the screen in complete surprise)
Nina: Eww.
Jin: I hope she knows people are watching this.
King: Go Jules! Never knew you had it in you!
(on the T.V screen)
Julia: Whip cream and a cherry on top!
??????????????????????????????????????????
AT A THERAPY SESSION
Paul: Wow, you really let this place go.
Therapist: Yes, I was sued for all I got.
Paul: yeah, okay moving on to my problems. Do monkies marry?
Therapist: Anal
Paul: What?
OUTSIDE THE HOTEL
Hworang: Jin, I am going to beat the crap out of you!
Jin: Sorry but we have to take my wife to a hospital because King got her stoned.
Hworang: Your wife's hot.
Jin: It reassures me you don't have the hots for me.
Hworang: Bring it on!
Jin: I'm kind of busy right now!
Hworang: Shut up and fight!
King: Anal!
Jin: What in the world?!? Everyone keeps saying that!
(Jun, Kazuya, Paul, Nina, Anna, Miharu, Craig, Christie, Steve Fox, Marshall, Forest, Combat, Lee, Heihatchi, Lei, Kuma, Panda, Gon, Dr. Abel, Dr. B, Michelle, The Jacks, Wang, Kunimistu, Yoshimitsu come out of now where)
Jin: Where in the world did all of you guys come from??
All (except Jin, singing a song) Don't you see now , what going on! The main point of this chapter is all about the world "ANAL"!!!!
Ling: What?
Jin: Don't ask me.
Jun: Now lets all sing song from Sister Act!
All: Ain't no mountain high enough! Ain't wide enough, to keep me from getting from you!
Lei: Now The Sound of Music
All: the hills are alive!!! With the sound of music!!!(pause) When the bee stings, when the dog bites, when I'm feeling sad! I just think of my favorite things, and then I don't feel so bad!!!! (pause) Do a deer, a female deer, ra a drop of golden sun! Me, my name I call my self, fa a long, long way to run, di a needle pulling thread! (pause) Climb, every mountain!!! (pause) don't you see?? Were all the Tekken characters and we will bring happiness to your door!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jin: That's right!
Lee: Now show tunes!
All: Shut up!
Jin: I have to save my wife! Nina stoned her!
Kazuya: In a way son, aren't we all?
Jin: uh?
Chapter 5 coming to ya!