Disclaimer: Me no own DBZ. And me say sorry to Raditz fans (if he has any.
JK JK JK!!! I know he has fans. In fact he's mine and Chibi's second
favorite character!!) for bashing majorly on Raditz. M'kay, that's me
disclaimer. This might not be as funny. Sorry.
"Thank God you didn't do anything in there Raditz." Chibi looked with gratitude at the ceiling.
"You really had me worried there too." Vegeta remarked.
"Nah, I wouldn't have to go again so soon." Raditz smiled at him. "Not unless I had..."
"NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! DOOON'T SAAY IIT!!!!" the two brothers yelled in unison getting mental pictures again.
"Okay so I won't." Raditz shrugged.
The three just sat there staring at each other for a while.
"You know there's a strong wind out there." Raditz finally interrupter the silence.
"There's no wind in space, you imbecile!!" Vegeta yelled at him.
"Yeah, I know, but how do you explain the big surge of air that messed up my hair?" Raditz asked. (A/N: I am not, by all means, making him sound prissy. That is just plain wrong if you ask me)
"Ummmmm..." Vegeta sat there thinking hard. As far as he could think there was no logical explanation to that particular event.
Suddenly they could hear a faint "aaaaah!". It was getting louder as it approached. And it approached with great speed.
"...aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHaaaaaaaaaaa.." and in a moment it was gone, leaving after it a huge, storm-like wind.
"Now what were you saying about there being no wind in space?!!!" Raditz yelled over the sound of the powerful wind to his friend as the struggled to keep standing straight.
In a moment it passed.
"Didn't that scream a little while ago just sounded like Frieza?" Chibi asked, puzzled.
Vegeta looked out of the room. He looked right and left but couldn't find anything that resembled Frieza. "I dunno, he's not out there." He said coming back in.
All three of them sat on the beds, Vegeta and Chibi on one and Raditz on the one opposite of the two brothers, facing them. They were still trying to figure out that weird wind mystery.
"You think he's still going around after you blew him away with that yell of yours?" Vegeta asked, turning to face his little brother.
"He could be.." Chibi replied.
"Knowing you, Chibi, and the strong lungs you have, if you screamed loud enough, he would be still zooming through the space ship." Raditz remarked.
"Yeah, but I didn't even try.." Chibe answered.
Then it came again.
"...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....!!!!!!!!" leaving behind it a tremendous wind.
Before it passed, the three Saiyans looked out into the hall, and unmistakably saw Frieza's floating chair zoom by at incredible speed.
After the wind quieted, Raditz turned to Chibi, "Did you say you didn't even try?"
Chibi smiled uneasily. "Yeah."
Raditz shook his head with amazement. "I'm not going to say anything."
Once again the three sat in silence staring at either the walls in front of them or the ceiling above them. Or both (Chibi).
"I'm bored." Vegeta muttered.
"I bet you're not as bored as I am." Chibi commented.
"Why wouldn't I be as bored as you are?" Vegeta asked.
"Well, just how bored are you?" Chibi asked.
"I'm very bored." Vegeta answered, not quite understanding where this was going.
"HA HA!!! I am more bored than you are. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" Chibi pointed. "Why is that?" Vegeta asked, looking around nervously.
"Because I am very, incredibly, ultimately, totally, greatly, tremendously, indescribably, completely..."
"OKAY CHIBI, SHUT UP!!!! I get the picture!!!" Vegeta yelled, knowing his little brother could keep going forever.
"Now who's more bored?" Chibi smirked with triumph.
"SHU-U-UT U-U-U-P!!!" Vegeta yelled. Chibi's hair waved with the force of his brothers yell.
"That isn't the best you can do, right?" he asked.
"No, but you wanna see it?" Vegeta smirked.
"NO!! NO!! God no!!! I really don't wanna go deaf!" Chibi yelled, waving his hands in the air. (A/N: Well, now there's a family trait we know they share)
All of the sudden...
"...aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHaaaaaaaaaaaa....!!!"
IT CAME AGAIN. NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
And again a tremendous wind followed the scream. (A/N: Dang, Chibi really does have some very strong lungs. I mean how many of us would be able to yell so loud that it would send someone flying back going faster than light speed in the first place and on top of that make 'em keep going for... God knows how long)
"He still hasn't stopped yet?" Vegeta asked.
"Nope, guess not." Chibi shrugged.
Vegeta and Raditz looked at him.
Chibi gave a nervous laugh. "Hey, quit staring at me like that."
Vegeta and Raditz turned away, shaking their heads.
A few moments later, (A/N: It came again!!!! No, I'm just jokin', it didn't come around that fast.) Vegeta broke the silence again.
"I'm still bored. I wish we could go home. Then I would be able to purge." He muttered.
"Yeah, I know, my father said he'd send me on a purge too. But at this rate, we'll never get there and he's probably going to send someone else." Raditz answered.
"Well, heck!!" Chibi jumped to his feet. Raditz and Vegeta looked at him a little weird. "Why don't we just ditch Frieza and go back in our pods?! They're still here, right?"
"Nice plan Chibi, buuut." Vegeta layed back on the bed.
"Buuuuut what!?" Chibi exclaimed.
"It'll never work."
"Why not!?" Chibi and Raditz asked in unison.
"Because, say we do get away, without Frieza noticing.." Vegeta paused and listened for the sound of yelling out in the hallway. Hearing nothing, he continued. ".then what do you think our parents will do to us? We're already sunk pretty deep because of the last prank and the one you pulled before that."
"Hey, why would you be in trouble because of that, Vegeta?" Raditz asked.
"Because every time I do something bad, mother and father assume that brother let me do it, and in fact encouraged me. So I barely ever get punished and brother usually gets the worst of it." Chibi explained with a smirk of pride and satisfaction.(A/N: Life's not fair, it's just not fair *sniff* so incredibly not fair *sob, sob*)
"CHIBI!!!! SHUT UP RIHGT NOW OR YOU'RE GOING TO DIIIIEEEEE!!!!!! Vegeta yelled, springing to his feet and glaring madly at Chibi.
"O-Okay, brother... I-I'll b-b-be quiet now." Chibi whispered.
With a mad snarl, Vegeta sat back down on the bed.
"No but, Vegeta, if we stay here and Frieza takes us back, won't your father and mother be really angry if he handed us over to them and told them all about what we've done? Or would it be better if we tried to get away and then have a little time back at home before Frieza got there?" Raditz asked (A/N: Wow, for once Raditz is talking logic!! Ooh-hoo! Great accomplishment by Raditz teachers! Congratulate them! JK)
"I don't know...." Vegeta answered. Just then....
"....aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHaaaaaaaaaa....!!!!!" And with a loud bang Frieza finally stopped by crashing into a wall.
"Here's our perfect chance to get away!!!!" Chibi exclaimed standing up. Raditz followed the young princes' example.
Vegeta hesitated.
"Come on!! If we don't take the chance now, we'll never get a second one! And then what!? Frieza's going to come after us again!!" Chibi yelled.
Vegeta lingered still.
"Come on Vegeta! Your brother's right! For once do the right thing." Raditz backed Chibi up.
At the last comment Vegeta's eyes blazed with fury.
"You just wait till we get home!! I'll beat the snot out of you for that!" he snarled and took off down the hallway, Chibi and Raditz following him, a little bit behind.
"Nice. That one really got 'im" Chibi smirked at Raditz.
"Yeah, but I think I'm really going to regret it later." Raditz answered.
"Oh come on! You know it was the only way!" Chibi tried to cheer his friend up. (A/N: Hmmmmm... Trying to cheer Raditz up? How very unlike Chibi. Maybe he's just preparing for a good laugh when he sees his brother beating on Raditz.)
Unfortunately, for the three, the chamber with the space pods was right past the place where Frieza crashed. Along with his two minions.
"Get...them.."Frieza could barely make out any words from the terrible dizziness he felt as he pointed at the three young Saiyans. (A/N: Okay, I can just see that. Frieza, sounding drunk, points a wobbly hand at the three running Saiyans. Kind of creepy if you ask me.)
"Yes...Lord..Frieza.." Zarbon answered, barely being able to stand on his feet. (A/N: Okay, that's even worse)
"Get out of my way, pretty boy! I'm in a hurry!!!" with that Vegeta punched Zarbon in the face, while he was still running, sending his rival into the wall, right next to Frieza. (A/N: Ahhh, a charming couple, don't you think? ... @-@ Oh, my God!! What did I just say!!?? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!) As the coast seemed almost clear, Dodoria got in the way of the Saiyans. (NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! *takes breath* NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! M'kay, I'm done now. Or am I?)
"You're...not..getting...away..that...easily..." Dodoria mumbled as Vegeta was coming closer. Vegeta growled furiously and just before he reached Dodoria, he fell to the floor and skidded right between the pink aliens legs. (A/N: Phew. Luckily, Dodoria did not fart. ..EEEEEEEEWWWWW!!! Metal images!!)
Dodoria, being dizzy as well, couldn't understand where the older prince disappeared to. (A/N: Yeah, I mean, one moment he's there and the next he's not! How da heck do you explain that!? *Rolls eyes* Give me a break, what an idiot)
"Over here, fatty!!" Vegeta yelled and just as Dodoria turned around, he got a kick in his face, sending him flying back to the same wall, by Zarbon and Frieza. (A/N: I'm not going to say anything. Believe me, you don't want to know what I was going to say)
"That's that." Vegeta said and strode into the chamber where the pods were held.
"You know something brother, I was planning on taking care of those guys myself." Chibi walked up to him.
"Another time, bro." Vegeta answered, and got into his space pod. "And as for you, Raditz, I won't forget." He growled just before blasting off.
"Gulp, I was afraid of that." Raditz shuddered getting into his own pod.
"He He He.. Good luck Raditz. You'll need it." Chibi snickered as he got into a pod of his own. The two space-pods blasted off, following Vegeta's towards Vegeta-sei.
A/N: What incredible hardships await the three sayians back home? And will they be able to beat Frieza there? Find out on the next chapter of Brotherly Love!! (Dun Dun Duun!)
Okay, I didn't mean all the evil stuff I said about Raditz. I was just having fun. And also a big thanks to my great sibling SSX7 Chibi Vegeta, who helped me out on this and last chapters. Thanks a lot.
"Thank God you didn't do anything in there Raditz." Chibi looked with gratitude at the ceiling.
"You really had me worried there too." Vegeta remarked.
"Nah, I wouldn't have to go again so soon." Raditz smiled at him. "Not unless I had..."
"NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! DOOON'T SAAY IIT!!!!" the two brothers yelled in unison getting mental pictures again.
"Okay so I won't." Raditz shrugged.
The three just sat there staring at each other for a while.
"You know there's a strong wind out there." Raditz finally interrupter the silence.
"There's no wind in space, you imbecile!!" Vegeta yelled at him.
"Yeah, I know, but how do you explain the big surge of air that messed up my hair?" Raditz asked. (A/N: I am not, by all means, making him sound prissy. That is just plain wrong if you ask me)
"Ummmmm..." Vegeta sat there thinking hard. As far as he could think there was no logical explanation to that particular event.
Suddenly they could hear a faint "aaaaah!". It was getting louder as it approached. And it approached with great speed.
"...aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHaaaaaaaaaaa.." and in a moment it was gone, leaving after it a huge, storm-like wind.
"Now what were you saying about there being no wind in space?!!!" Raditz yelled over the sound of the powerful wind to his friend as the struggled to keep standing straight.
In a moment it passed.
"Didn't that scream a little while ago just sounded like Frieza?" Chibi asked, puzzled.
Vegeta looked out of the room. He looked right and left but couldn't find anything that resembled Frieza. "I dunno, he's not out there." He said coming back in.
All three of them sat on the beds, Vegeta and Chibi on one and Raditz on the one opposite of the two brothers, facing them. They were still trying to figure out that weird wind mystery.
"You think he's still going around after you blew him away with that yell of yours?" Vegeta asked, turning to face his little brother.
"He could be.." Chibi replied.
"Knowing you, Chibi, and the strong lungs you have, if you screamed loud enough, he would be still zooming through the space ship." Raditz remarked.
"Yeah, but I didn't even try.." Chibe answered.
Then it came again.
"...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....!!!!!!!!" leaving behind it a tremendous wind.
Before it passed, the three Saiyans looked out into the hall, and unmistakably saw Frieza's floating chair zoom by at incredible speed.
After the wind quieted, Raditz turned to Chibi, "Did you say you didn't even try?"
Chibi smiled uneasily. "Yeah."
Raditz shook his head with amazement. "I'm not going to say anything."
Once again the three sat in silence staring at either the walls in front of them or the ceiling above them. Or both (Chibi).
"I'm bored." Vegeta muttered.
"I bet you're not as bored as I am." Chibi commented.
"Why wouldn't I be as bored as you are?" Vegeta asked.
"Well, just how bored are you?" Chibi asked.
"I'm very bored." Vegeta answered, not quite understanding where this was going.
"HA HA!!! I am more bored than you are. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" Chibi pointed. "Why is that?" Vegeta asked, looking around nervously.
"Because I am very, incredibly, ultimately, totally, greatly, tremendously, indescribably, completely..."
"OKAY CHIBI, SHUT UP!!!! I get the picture!!!" Vegeta yelled, knowing his little brother could keep going forever.
"Now who's more bored?" Chibi smirked with triumph.
"SHU-U-UT U-U-U-P!!!" Vegeta yelled. Chibi's hair waved with the force of his brothers yell.
"That isn't the best you can do, right?" he asked.
"No, but you wanna see it?" Vegeta smirked.
"NO!! NO!! God no!!! I really don't wanna go deaf!" Chibi yelled, waving his hands in the air. (A/N: Well, now there's a family trait we know they share)
All of the sudden...
"...aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHaaaaaaaaaaaa....!!!"
IT CAME AGAIN. NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
And again a tremendous wind followed the scream. (A/N: Dang, Chibi really does have some very strong lungs. I mean how many of us would be able to yell so loud that it would send someone flying back going faster than light speed in the first place and on top of that make 'em keep going for... God knows how long)
"He still hasn't stopped yet?" Vegeta asked.
"Nope, guess not." Chibi shrugged.
Vegeta and Raditz looked at him.
Chibi gave a nervous laugh. "Hey, quit staring at me like that."
Vegeta and Raditz turned away, shaking their heads.
A few moments later, (A/N: It came again!!!! No, I'm just jokin', it didn't come around that fast.) Vegeta broke the silence again.
"I'm still bored. I wish we could go home. Then I would be able to purge." He muttered.
"Yeah, I know, my father said he'd send me on a purge too. But at this rate, we'll never get there and he's probably going to send someone else." Raditz answered.
"Well, heck!!" Chibi jumped to his feet. Raditz and Vegeta looked at him a little weird. "Why don't we just ditch Frieza and go back in our pods?! They're still here, right?"
"Nice plan Chibi, buuut." Vegeta layed back on the bed.
"Buuuuut what!?" Chibi exclaimed.
"It'll never work."
"Why not!?" Chibi and Raditz asked in unison.
"Because, say we do get away, without Frieza noticing.." Vegeta paused and listened for the sound of yelling out in the hallway. Hearing nothing, he continued. ".then what do you think our parents will do to us? We're already sunk pretty deep because of the last prank and the one you pulled before that."
"Hey, why would you be in trouble because of that, Vegeta?" Raditz asked.
"Because every time I do something bad, mother and father assume that brother let me do it, and in fact encouraged me. So I barely ever get punished and brother usually gets the worst of it." Chibi explained with a smirk of pride and satisfaction.(A/N: Life's not fair, it's just not fair *sniff* so incredibly not fair *sob, sob*)
"CHIBI!!!! SHUT UP RIHGT NOW OR YOU'RE GOING TO DIIIIEEEEE!!!!!! Vegeta yelled, springing to his feet and glaring madly at Chibi.
"O-Okay, brother... I-I'll b-b-be quiet now." Chibi whispered.
With a mad snarl, Vegeta sat back down on the bed.
"No but, Vegeta, if we stay here and Frieza takes us back, won't your father and mother be really angry if he handed us over to them and told them all about what we've done? Or would it be better if we tried to get away and then have a little time back at home before Frieza got there?" Raditz asked (A/N: Wow, for once Raditz is talking logic!! Ooh-hoo! Great accomplishment by Raditz teachers! Congratulate them! JK)
"I don't know...." Vegeta answered. Just then....
"....aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHaaaaaaaaaa....!!!!!" And with a loud bang Frieza finally stopped by crashing into a wall.
"Here's our perfect chance to get away!!!!" Chibi exclaimed standing up. Raditz followed the young princes' example.
Vegeta hesitated.
"Come on!! If we don't take the chance now, we'll never get a second one! And then what!? Frieza's going to come after us again!!" Chibi yelled.
Vegeta lingered still.
"Come on Vegeta! Your brother's right! For once do the right thing." Raditz backed Chibi up.
At the last comment Vegeta's eyes blazed with fury.
"You just wait till we get home!! I'll beat the snot out of you for that!" he snarled and took off down the hallway, Chibi and Raditz following him, a little bit behind.
"Nice. That one really got 'im" Chibi smirked at Raditz.
"Yeah, but I think I'm really going to regret it later." Raditz answered.
"Oh come on! You know it was the only way!" Chibi tried to cheer his friend up. (A/N: Hmmmmm... Trying to cheer Raditz up? How very unlike Chibi. Maybe he's just preparing for a good laugh when he sees his brother beating on Raditz.)
Unfortunately, for the three, the chamber with the space pods was right past the place where Frieza crashed. Along with his two minions.
"Get...them.."Frieza could barely make out any words from the terrible dizziness he felt as he pointed at the three young Saiyans. (A/N: Okay, I can just see that. Frieza, sounding drunk, points a wobbly hand at the three running Saiyans. Kind of creepy if you ask me.)
"Yes...Lord..Frieza.." Zarbon answered, barely being able to stand on his feet. (A/N: Okay, that's even worse)
"Get out of my way, pretty boy! I'm in a hurry!!!" with that Vegeta punched Zarbon in the face, while he was still running, sending his rival into the wall, right next to Frieza. (A/N: Ahhh, a charming couple, don't you think? ... @-@ Oh, my God!! What did I just say!!?? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!) As the coast seemed almost clear, Dodoria got in the way of the Saiyans. (NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! *takes breath* NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! M'kay, I'm done now. Or am I?)
"You're...not..getting...away..that...easily..." Dodoria mumbled as Vegeta was coming closer. Vegeta growled furiously and just before he reached Dodoria, he fell to the floor and skidded right between the pink aliens legs. (A/N: Phew. Luckily, Dodoria did not fart. ..EEEEEEEEWWWWW!!! Metal images!!)
Dodoria, being dizzy as well, couldn't understand where the older prince disappeared to. (A/N: Yeah, I mean, one moment he's there and the next he's not! How da heck do you explain that!? *Rolls eyes* Give me a break, what an idiot)
"Over here, fatty!!" Vegeta yelled and just as Dodoria turned around, he got a kick in his face, sending him flying back to the same wall, by Zarbon and Frieza. (A/N: I'm not going to say anything. Believe me, you don't want to know what I was going to say)
"That's that." Vegeta said and strode into the chamber where the pods were held.
"You know something brother, I was planning on taking care of those guys myself." Chibi walked up to him.
"Another time, bro." Vegeta answered, and got into his space pod. "And as for you, Raditz, I won't forget." He growled just before blasting off.
"Gulp, I was afraid of that." Raditz shuddered getting into his own pod.
"He He He.. Good luck Raditz. You'll need it." Chibi snickered as he got into a pod of his own. The two space-pods blasted off, following Vegeta's towards Vegeta-sei.
A/N: What incredible hardships await the three sayians back home? And will they be able to beat Frieza there? Find out on the next chapter of Brotherly Love!! (Dun Dun Duun!)
Okay, I didn't mean all the evil stuff I said about Raditz. I was just having fun. And also a big thanks to my great sibling SSX7 Chibi Vegeta, who helped me out on this and last chapters. Thanks a lot.