STORE WARS
I'd Like to say this is a total parody, and not really a good one. It was an asignment in language arts, and Hastily put together by my friend Eric and I. This is the bad scenario, in which the problem is solved Wrongly. I'm not posting the Good one because I wrote it all by my lonesome and Its HORRIBLE. Please ignore my side-notes to the actors in this, they were all poody heads and I had to beg alot!;) So without further ado here is my Star Wars parody.
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Kenia- Shoplifter-Empress Lisa
Jordan- Obe-Dad-Kinobe
Derek- Shoplifter- Darth Joe
Eric- Deputy Skywalker-Main Writer
Kaydie-Narrator / Hans Store Clerk-Assistant Writer
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*Narrator*- Down a street far, far away, two evil shoplifters, Master and Apprentice, plan their next step in controling the neiborhood.
(Lisa and Joe walk to center stage, Lisa sits down, Joe stands in front of her)
*Lisa*-I command you, Darth Joe, to come shoplift with me at the K-Mart down the road. This will be vital in our plan to rule the world, or at least the neiborhood.
*Joe*- Yes, My Sister.
*Lisa*-(Standing up) Prepare our transportation. We leave at once!
(They exit stage- Enter again to scene of K-mart parkinglot, shoplifters park bikes, then go into K-mart as narraotor says his line*
*Narrator*-As their transportation decends into the parkinglot of K-Mart, Dad follows closely in his X-Car, But not closely enough.
(Dad drives, Very slowely toward the K-Mart, Upon getting there, he sits on a bench outside. Inside-)
*Lisa*- Darth joe, we must not let them find us! Distract Hans Storeclerk with the whining!
*Joe*- I shall do my duties well! (Darth Joe runs up to the storeclerk, whining is improvised-Derek, please do this! Make sure you complain about something legitamate! And try to make it last long!)
*Lisa*- I, Empress of Neiborhood-X, am going to steal this ultimate toy car of power, which turns into the greatest robot ever! (Picks up toy car and puts it into her pocket)
*Narrator*-As Deputy Skywalker puls up in his viper police car, A security droid tells him two evil people are stealing.
*Deputy*-I shall bring balance to the community and imprision these evil doers! (Deputy walks into K-Mart and over to lisa. He grabs her arm and walks toward the exit. On his way out he also grabs joe. In the parkinglot-)
*Lisa*- You'll never take us alive!!!
*Deputy*-If that is the way you choose, Take your wepon of favor and we shall duel it out!
(Take out thier wepons-Fight scene comences)
*Joe*- Your puny force of good will never defeat us!
*Deputy*- You bluff, For I see you are weakening!
(As their weapons buzz, the evil siblings begin to loose)
*Narrator*- As in all instances of the force of good against that of evil, Empress Lisa, and Darth Joe lost to the forces of good. They were defeated and inprisioned.
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I warned you! It was pretty bad, wasn't it? :) Any reviews will be welcome!
I'd Like to say this is a total parody, and not really a good one. It was an asignment in language arts, and Hastily put together by my friend Eric and I. This is the bad scenario, in which the problem is solved Wrongly. I'm not posting the Good one because I wrote it all by my lonesome and Its HORRIBLE. Please ignore my side-notes to the actors in this, they were all poody heads and I had to beg alot!;) So without further ado here is my Star Wars parody.
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Kenia- Shoplifter-Empress Lisa
Jordan- Obe-Dad-Kinobe
Derek- Shoplifter- Darth Joe
Eric- Deputy Skywalker-Main Writer
Kaydie-Narrator / Hans Store Clerk-Assistant Writer
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*Narrator*- Down a street far, far away, two evil shoplifters, Master and Apprentice, plan their next step in controling the neiborhood.
(Lisa and Joe walk to center stage, Lisa sits down, Joe stands in front of her)
*Lisa*-I command you, Darth Joe, to come shoplift with me at the K-Mart down the road. This will be vital in our plan to rule the world, or at least the neiborhood.
*Joe*- Yes, My Sister.
*Lisa*-(Standing up) Prepare our transportation. We leave at once!
(They exit stage- Enter again to scene of K-mart parkinglot, shoplifters park bikes, then go into K-mart as narraotor says his line*
*Narrator*-As their transportation decends into the parkinglot of K-Mart, Dad follows closely in his X-Car, But not closely enough.
(Dad drives, Very slowely toward the K-Mart, Upon getting there, he sits on a bench outside. Inside-)
*Lisa*- Darth joe, we must not let them find us! Distract Hans Storeclerk with the whining!
*Joe*- I shall do my duties well! (Darth Joe runs up to the storeclerk, whining is improvised-Derek, please do this! Make sure you complain about something legitamate! And try to make it last long!)
*Lisa*- I, Empress of Neiborhood-X, am going to steal this ultimate toy car of power, which turns into the greatest robot ever! (Picks up toy car and puts it into her pocket)
*Narrator*-As Deputy Skywalker puls up in his viper police car, A security droid tells him two evil people are stealing.
*Deputy*-I shall bring balance to the community and imprision these evil doers! (Deputy walks into K-Mart and over to lisa. He grabs her arm and walks toward the exit. On his way out he also grabs joe. In the parkinglot-)
*Lisa*- You'll never take us alive!!!
*Deputy*-If that is the way you choose, Take your wepon of favor and we shall duel it out!
(Take out thier wepons-Fight scene comences)
*Joe*- Your puny force of good will never defeat us!
*Deputy*- You bluff, For I see you are weakening!
(As their weapons buzz, the evil siblings begin to loose)
*Narrator*- As in all instances of the force of good against that of evil, Empress Lisa, and Darth Joe lost to the forces of good. They were defeated and inprisioned.
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I warned you! It was pretty bad, wasn't it? :) Any reviews will be welcome!