Chapter 5
Don't own anything..
IT'S THE LOVE CONNECTION! 4 couples are going to be chosen to be on a show that is all about love. We're like the newlywed game. testing how well the couple really knows each other. The winner wins an all expense paid trip tour of every major sight to see in Europe!
Julia: I need to get on that show! But the thing is that I am not dating anyone!
(a random guy walks around the corner of the street)
Julia: (Hey, I'll be like a guy, find any pretty guy and then dump him once I am done using him! Perfect plan Julia!) Hey, um, handsome stranger, would you like to come to go a date with me?
Stranger: No! (Runs!)
Julia: Crap, who am I going to find to be my date in Seoul, Korea?
(Hworang and some of his Blood Talon friends walk around the corner)
Julia: I hit myself for the irony.
Hworang: Hey Julia, long time no see!
Julia: Your acting too nice for you usual self.
Hworang: Well I mean we use to date.
Julia: Yeah what happened to that cheap gutter tramp anyway?
Hworang: She wasn't a tramp, she just dressed like one. And she said that after you sang Alanis Morissette song You Ought Know she thought all my ex- girlfriends were all homicidal and decided to stop dating me.
Julia: How sad.
Hworang: It was.
Julia: I'm going to be straight forward, I need you to be my boyfriend again so I can appear on a game show to win an all expense paid trip through Europe!
Hworang: so you decided to fall in love with me again.
Julia: No, were you listening?!?!?
Hworang: Absolutely not. So now that were dating, lets make out.
Julia: * kicks him in the crotch* Meet me in Studio 23 in Japan, or I will eat you!
Hworang: Yes ma'am.
Julia: Good, now fetch me a latte or I will kick you there again.
Hworang: Yes ma'am.
Julia: Good.. Also, I have this list of things to do. Do it my 5 this afternoon! And get the dry cleaner first.
Hworang: Why do I have to do what you tell me too * kick in the crotch * yessss maaaa'aam.
AT THE MISHIMA MANSION
Jin: Grand daddy!! You're home!
Heihatchi: Yes my boy!
Jun: Stop talking like that, it scares me.
Kazuya: Well, father how are you?
Heihatchi: (eye do a funny thing) I am fine son.
Kazuya: Well I have to start my college homework. Goodbye.
Jin: College sucked.
Heihatchi: The girls didn't.
Jin: Your right about one grandfather.
Ling: Jin, I have something to tell you ( whispers something in Jin's ear)
Jin: * starts to cry *
Ling: Then don't ever be that kind of guy!
Jun: Yeah, I thought I taught you better! Well then it back to watching Women Empowerment Videos again Jin.
Jin: Do I have to?
Kazuya: AHHHH!!
Ling: What wrong?
Kazuya: this homework! It all just gibber gash!
Jin: What don't you get?
* gives Jin his homework*
Ling: This isn't college homework, it a coloring book.
Jin: She's right dad.
Kazuya: Well I still don't get it! * runs upstairs and starts to cry*
Heihatchi: and everyone thinks you're a pansy Jin. I guess you get it from your father.
Lee: Hello everyone!
Jin: Hi Uncle Lee.
Lee: Don' call me Uncle Lee. Call me Queen Erotica.
Jun: And how in heaven sake would we call you that?
Lee: Some many questions but so few answers.
Ling: I don't what know.
Jin: Hey we got this in the mail!
Ling: What is it honey?
Jin: It says that the game show Love Love and More Love wants us to be on the show! If we win, we get an all expense paid trip through Europe!
Heihatchi: You already have enough money to go through the earth.
Jin :yeah, but me and Ling know each other so well we will beat the pants off anyone!
Ling: Why did the pick us Jin?
Jin: Cause we were seen at the Zaibastu music awards!
Ling: So where is the show going to be filmed?
Jin: It says at Studio 23 right here in Japan!
Ling: Good.
Jin: Crap, it also has an invitation for mom and dad.
Ling: What do we do?
Jin: WE BURN IT.
Ling: That sounded a little cryptic Jin.
Jin: so..
Ling: Keep with the cryptic please.
Jin: why not perky jin?
Ling: Please be cryptic Jin.
Jin: Fine. WE BURN IT!
Lee: I Queen Erotica!!! I wet my self sometimes!
Ling: I think he heard too much.
Jin: THEN WE WILL BURN HIM.
Lee: Burn what?
EDDY GORDO'S HOUSE
Christie: Eddy!
Eddy: AHH! Shut up!
Christie: Eddy!
Eddy: Touch me again and you won't even remember what gender you are in the morning!
Christie: Eddy!
Eddy: Christie, you're a retard! Why can't you be like the other Tekken girls???? They are so much cooler and where more clothes than you have with you.
Christie: Eddy!!!
Eddy: You're like a frigging doll that won't shut up!
Christie: Eddy!!
Eddy: *reads the mail * What's this thing about that Love show * continues reading* (mmm, an all expense paid trip all over Europe. Well if Christie and me win, I can ditch her in Rome and find some one hotter. Like.. Julia Chang. Yeah. I mean I'm rich but. spending money on Christie! I don't even buy her food, she digs in the dirt to find worms and stuff) Do you want to be on a Love game show with me?
Christie: Eddy!
Eddy: I'll take that as a yes.
AT STUDIO 23
Steve: Hello everyone! My name is Steve Fox, I use to be a professional boxer! But I fell in love with this woman named Nina Williams and I gave up my job. Unfortunately she told me one day that we could never be.
Audience: Booo to Nina!
Steve: she had a good reason though! I am her son and through some kinky science experiments, I was born and my mother is almost the same age as me.
Audience: * silence*
Steve: Okay! As I said before, I'm Steve Fox and I am the host of Love Love and More Love!
Audience: Yeah!!
Steve: Okay let's meet our first contestant, the only married couple here! The famous Ling and Jin Kazama! Okay you two tell us something about you two.
Jin: Well, our relationship started out weird but in the end, we made.
Ling: Yeah, we love each other.
(Lei in the audience)
Lei: Boo!! Move on to the dirty lusty kids!
Ling: Lei shut your whole!
Steve: Ooo. She's a feisty one.* walks up and whispers * How about you leave pansy boy and we meet after the show.
Ling: Eww, I love Jin, and you were in love with your mother!
Jin: Hey Steve, how about we meet after the show?* his hands start having electricity around them *
Steve: Dude, I get the picture.
Jin: Darn, you know that never scares anyone.
Ling: Its okay Jin, I got kind of scared.
Steve: Our next contestant Julia Chang and Hworang... ummmmm.
Lei: Hanusanus!
Ling: Wooo! Go Lei!
Steve: Ooo. Feisty!
Jin: Don't start again!
Steve: Geesh, protective husband.
Jin: Ling, didn't Hworang and Julia break up?
Ling: I don't know.
Steve: Tell us about yourself you guys.
Hworang: G! She was like walking down the streets of Seoul, my home town. And she likes, please after we broke up, she like I just kept thinking about you. Please, your so much better me! Take me back!
Julia: No he did that, he just think I did it because he mentally ill.
Hworang: If I knew that meant, I probably be offended.
Ling: Julia, I said dump the guy, it can spell for beans!
Steve: Ooh. Ling so feisty!
Jin: Shut up!
Steve: Ling loves me, you'll see!!
Ling: I love Jin!
Steve: You mean Steve!
Lei: Just move on!
Steve: (wipes himself off) Okay our test contestants, Eddy Gordo and Christie Monterio. Tell us a little about yourselves. Man Ling's hot!
Jin: Dude, I'm going to kill you!
Ling: calm down, he's not worth it.
Steve: I'm worth more than you'll ever know.
Jin: One more and I will kill you!
Eddy: Okay, Christie and me go way back. Her lunatic grandfather taught me the art of caperoria. Right before he died he likes, dude, teach my grand daughter to fight.
Christie: Oh my gosh Eddy! You said he joined a nudist colony!
Eddy: Hey you didn't say my name!
Christie: Oh, a Eddy!
Eddy: Idiot.
Christie: Eddy, Eddy!
Julia: Sorry, Eddy but I thought you have a little more class.
Eddy: Actually how about I ditch Christie and we meet after the show.
Julia: Why not?
Hworang: I thought you were with me!
Julia: shut up!
Lei: Yeah! There is the lust!
Ling: Lei shut up!
Steve: Man. She is so feisty.
Jin: Dude!! You better shut up!
Steve: We have one couple left.. who is it?
Wait for Chapter 6
Don't own anything..
IT'S THE LOVE CONNECTION! 4 couples are going to be chosen to be on a show that is all about love. We're like the newlywed game. testing how well the couple really knows each other. The winner wins an all expense paid trip tour of every major sight to see in Europe!
Julia: I need to get on that show! But the thing is that I am not dating anyone!
(a random guy walks around the corner of the street)
Julia: (Hey, I'll be like a guy, find any pretty guy and then dump him once I am done using him! Perfect plan Julia!) Hey, um, handsome stranger, would you like to come to go a date with me?
Stranger: No! (Runs!)
Julia: Crap, who am I going to find to be my date in Seoul, Korea?
(Hworang and some of his Blood Talon friends walk around the corner)
Julia: I hit myself for the irony.
Hworang: Hey Julia, long time no see!
Julia: Your acting too nice for you usual self.
Hworang: Well I mean we use to date.
Julia: Yeah what happened to that cheap gutter tramp anyway?
Hworang: She wasn't a tramp, she just dressed like one. And she said that after you sang Alanis Morissette song You Ought Know she thought all my ex- girlfriends were all homicidal and decided to stop dating me.
Julia: How sad.
Hworang: It was.
Julia: I'm going to be straight forward, I need you to be my boyfriend again so I can appear on a game show to win an all expense paid trip through Europe!
Hworang: so you decided to fall in love with me again.
Julia: No, were you listening?!?!?
Hworang: Absolutely not. So now that were dating, lets make out.
Julia: * kicks him in the crotch* Meet me in Studio 23 in Japan, or I will eat you!
Hworang: Yes ma'am.
Julia: Good, now fetch me a latte or I will kick you there again.
Hworang: Yes ma'am.
Julia: Good.. Also, I have this list of things to do. Do it my 5 this afternoon! And get the dry cleaner first.
Hworang: Why do I have to do what you tell me too * kick in the crotch * yessss maaaa'aam.
AT THE MISHIMA MANSION
Jin: Grand daddy!! You're home!
Heihatchi: Yes my boy!
Jun: Stop talking like that, it scares me.
Kazuya: Well, father how are you?
Heihatchi: (eye do a funny thing) I am fine son.
Kazuya: Well I have to start my college homework. Goodbye.
Jin: College sucked.
Heihatchi: The girls didn't.
Jin: Your right about one grandfather.
Ling: Jin, I have something to tell you ( whispers something in Jin's ear)
Jin: * starts to cry *
Ling: Then don't ever be that kind of guy!
Jun: Yeah, I thought I taught you better! Well then it back to watching Women Empowerment Videos again Jin.
Jin: Do I have to?
Kazuya: AHHHH!!
Ling: What wrong?
Kazuya: this homework! It all just gibber gash!
Jin: What don't you get?
* gives Jin his homework*
Ling: This isn't college homework, it a coloring book.
Jin: She's right dad.
Kazuya: Well I still don't get it! * runs upstairs and starts to cry*
Heihatchi: and everyone thinks you're a pansy Jin. I guess you get it from your father.
Lee: Hello everyone!
Jin: Hi Uncle Lee.
Lee: Don' call me Uncle Lee. Call me Queen Erotica.
Jun: And how in heaven sake would we call you that?
Lee: Some many questions but so few answers.
Ling: I don't what know.
Jin: Hey we got this in the mail!
Ling: What is it honey?
Jin: It says that the game show Love Love and More Love wants us to be on the show! If we win, we get an all expense paid trip through Europe!
Heihatchi: You already have enough money to go through the earth.
Jin :yeah, but me and Ling know each other so well we will beat the pants off anyone!
Ling: Why did the pick us Jin?
Jin: Cause we were seen at the Zaibastu music awards!
Ling: So where is the show going to be filmed?
Jin: It says at Studio 23 right here in Japan!
Ling: Good.
Jin: Crap, it also has an invitation for mom and dad.
Ling: What do we do?
Jin: WE BURN IT.
Ling: That sounded a little cryptic Jin.
Jin: so..
Ling: Keep with the cryptic please.
Jin: why not perky jin?
Ling: Please be cryptic Jin.
Jin: Fine. WE BURN IT!
Lee: I Queen Erotica!!! I wet my self sometimes!
Ling: I think he heard too much.
Jin: THEN WE WILL BURN HIM.
Lee: Burn what?
EDDY GORDO'S HOUSE
Christie: Eddy!
Eddy: AHH! Shut up!
Christie: Eddy!
Eddy: Touch me again and you won't even remember what gender you are in the morning!
Christie: Eddy!
Eddy: Christie, you're a retard! Why can't you be like the other Tekken girls???? They are so much cooler and where more clothes than you have with you.
Christie: Eddy!!!
Eddy: You're like a frigging doll that won't shut up!
Christie: Eddy!!
Eddy: *reads the mail * What's this thing about that Love show * continues reading* (mmm, an all expense paid trip all over Europe. Well if Christie and me win, I can ditch her in Rome and find some one hotter. Like.. Julia Chang. Yeah. I mean I'm rich but. spending money on Christie! I don't even buy her food, she digs in the dirt to find worms and stuff) Do you want to be on a Love game show with me?
Christie: Eddy!
Eddy: I'll take that as a yes.
AT STUDIO 23
Steve: Hello everyone! My name is Steve Fox, I use to be a professional boxer! But I fell in love with this woman named Nina Williams and I gave up my job. Unfortunately she told me one day that we could never be.
Audience: Booo to Nina!
Steve: she had a good reason though! I am her son and through some kinky science experiments, I was born and my mother is almost the same age as me.
Audience: * silence*
Steve: Okay! As I said before, I'm Steve Fox and I am the host of Love Love and More Love!
Audience: Yeah!!
Steve: Okay let's meet our first contestant, the only married couple here! The famous Ling and Jin Kazama! Okay you two tell us something about you two.
Jin: Well, our relationship started out weird but in the end, we made.
Ling: Yeah, we love each other.
(Lei in the audience)
Lei: Boo!! Move on to the dirty lusty kids!
Ling: Lei shut your whole!
Steve: Ooo. She's a feisty one.* walks up and whispers * How about you leave pansy boy and we meet after the show.
Ling: Eww, I love Jin, and you were in love with your mother!
Jin: Hey Steve, how about we meet after the show?* his hands start having electricity around them *
Steve: Dude, I get the picture.
Jin: Darn, you know that never scares anyone.
Ling: Its okay Jin, I got kind of scared.
Steve: Our next contestant Julia Chang and Hworang... ummmmm.
Lei: Hanusanus!
Ling: Wooo! Go Lei!
Steve: Ooo. Feisty!
Jin: Don't start again!
Steve: Geesh, protective husband.
Jin: Ling, didn't Hworang and Julia break up?
Ling: I don't know.
Steve: Tell us about yourself you guys.
Hworang: G! She was like walking down the streets of Seoul, my home town. And she likes, please after we broke up, she like I just kept thinking about you. Please, your so much better me! Take me back!
Julia: No he did that, he just think I did it because he mentally ill.
Hworang: If I knew that meant, I probably be offended.
Ling: Julia, I said dump the guy, it can spell for beans!
Steve: Ooh. Ling so feisty!
Jin: Shut up!
Steve: Ling loves me, you'll see!!
Ling: I love Jin!
Steve: You mean Steve!
Lei: Just move on!
Steve: (wipes himself off) Okay our test contestants, Eddy Gordo and Christie Monterio. Tell us a little about yourselves. Man Ling's hot!
Jin: Dude, I'm going to kill you!
Ling: calm down, he's not worth it.
Steve: I'm worth more than you'll ever know.
Jin: One more and I will kill you!
Eddy: Okay, Christie and me go way back. Her lunatic grandfather taught me the art of caperoria. Right before he died he likes, dude, teach my grand daughter to fight.
Christie: Oh my gosh Eddy! You said he joined a nudist colony!
Eddy: Hey you didn't say my name!
Christie: Oh, a Eddy!
Eddy: Idiot.
Christie: Eddy, Eddy!
Julia: Sorry, Eddy but I thought you have a little more class.
Eddy: Actually how about I ditch Christie and we meet after the show.
Julia: Why not?
Hworang: I thought you were with me!
Julia: shut up!
Lei: Yeah! There is the lust!
Ling: Lei shut up!
Steve: Man. She is so feisty.
Jin: Dude!! You better shut up!
Steve: We have one couple left.. who is it?
Wait for Chapter 6