Chapter 6
Don't Own Anything.
BACK AT THE STUIDO 23
Steve: who is the final couple?
Ling: Yeah I wonder who it will be?
Steve: You know we could be a couple,
Ling: I rather read books by Jin's dad!.
Audience: (Gasp)
Steve: Guess everyone!
Lei: Shut up and bring them out!
Steve: It says on the paper, Queen Erotica and.. MOTHER!
Lei: Ewww! Lee is so old!
Julia: Yeah, that is kind of gross.
Steve: Mother!
Lee: Yes, we secretly started dating during the Iron Fist Tournament 1!
Nina: Steve shut up!
Lee: Yeah, anyway, don't you know I'm your father?!?
Steve: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo!!!
Jin: And I thought my family was screwed up.
Ling: hey Jin, not biologically but family wise Steve is your cousin.
Jin: Eww! You were in love your mom and made pass on your cousin.
Christie: Eddy!
Hworang: What are you a hillbilly?
Jun: Why weren't we invited?
Kazuya: Yeah we're the first couple in the Tekken Series and Jun and I have been on the Zaibastu Zine!!
Jin: I don't know why daddy!
Lee: Let just start the show.
Steve: Man, even for a cousin, Ling's hot!
Jin: That it! (Tackles Steve)
Ling: Go Jin!
Julia: Why can't you ever do something like that for me?
Hworang: Okay. (Tackles Eddy)
Julia: Well at least his is good for something.
Jun: We should stop the violence!
Kazuya: You want to eat out instead, I just bought that Buffy Season 3 DVD set.
Jun: I love Buffy! She so smart and witty!
Kazuya: Let's go.
Christie: Eddy!
Julia: Shut up you mush brained idiot!
Eddy: Hey only I get to say put downs to her.
Christie: Eddy!
Eddy: shut up you ignorant little skank!
Steve: AWWWWW! Make him stop hitting me!
Mirharu: Hey can I be on the show? I mean Christie's on the show! She can't even say here name!
Christie: Eddy!
Ling: Get off the stage. The reason I stopped being your friend cause you tried to steal Jin from me!
Mirharu: That was hurtful Ling!
Julia: Wait a minute aren't you dead from the story Wedding?
Jin: Actually Steve died in Spring Break.
Ling: Don't ask and just beat the crap out of Steve , kay honey.
Jin: sure honey!
Nina: *takes a stick*
Lee: Do you have to be so homicidal honey?
Nina: Yes! Queen Erotica!
Lee: Oh, yeah forgot, that is my name!
*jumps at Steve*
PLEASE HOLD ON FOR SOME TECHNICAL DIFFULCULTIES
Marshall: Okay welcome to the game show Love Love and More Love!
Jin: What happened?
Ling: I don't know.
Julia: What happened to our host Steve Fox?
Marshall Law: I've always been your host!
Nina: Let just get on with the show.
Lei: yeah!
Marshall: Okay, first round is for the girls! Couple number 1, Ling , what is you husband's favorite movie?
Ling: Easy, Steel Magnolias, and Soul Food.
Marshall: Your correct!
Hworang: Pfff! That hilarious yama boy!
Julia: That is kind of funny.
Nina: Jin, you're a pansy!
Jin: Looks down in shame.
Ling: Its okay. We still got the point!
Marshall: She's right!!! The Kazama's get 25 points. Okay couple number 2 Julia, What is Hworang favorite food.
Julia: I have no clue. Mmmm.. burritos?
Marshall: I'm sorry that wrong. He said he likes * reads his card * G Wazzup
Hworang: Wazzup!
Marshall: You are a complete idiot.
Julia: I know.
Marshall :Christie, when did you meet Eddy.
Christie: Eddy!! Eddy!! Eddy!! Eddy! Eddy.
Marshall: That is wrong.
Christie: Eddy!
Marshall: Will someone shut her up!
Lei: * takes out his gun and throws it at Christie*
Audience: Go Lei!
*Lei Bows * Lei: Thank you everyone!
Marshall: Nina, when did you meet Lee.
Nina: I was walking to kill Heihatchi, but I bump into him instead. In due time, we end up on a date but I get drunk and I end up in a box right next to a hobo and Lee in a nearby car.
Marshall: Oddly. That is correct. Twenty-five points for Nina and Lee! I mean Queen Erotica. All right now for the boys! Jin your first, What is Ling's favorite, bath room deodorant?
Jin: Easy, She a pine sent all the way!
Marshall: What kind of question was that!!!?? Well you got the points anyway. Hworang how would Julia describe herself.
Hworang: She is a cocky, nerdy controlling dominatrix who in an odd way is a feminist.
Marshall: You are . what? RIGHT?
Ling: Why would describe yourself that way.
Julia: eh, whatever it takes to win.
Marshall: Eddy, wait a minute, where did you dispose of Christie's limp body?
Eddy: I will surely get a point for getting this one right! I called some dudes over and then drop her in the middle of the Grand Canyon.
Marshall * hits himself on the head* I'm sorry, you don't a point for that.
Eddy: Man this shows sucks!
Julia: Eddy your so cool when your mad.
Hworang: Hey stop flirting with Eddy!
Julia: If you tell me to do anything else I will tell everyone that you cry after * Hworang puts his hand over her mouth * mmmmmm!
Hworang: she just stupid.
Marshall: Okay..
Julia: He cries after he watches Barney (note: you thought that meant something else.right.well this is a PG-13!! Too bad!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!)
Marshall: Lee, what is Nina's favorite. eweeee. I'm not asking that question! Skip you guys, here, I give you the points. Alright, Ling name Jin's most embarrassing moment.
Ling: It was when me and Ling were walking upstairs, but we fell through this trap door on a stairs and it was small and cramped. We weren't found in the morning, and since my hair got stuck to his belt it looked like I was..
Marshall: ahh too much information.
Julia: Yes I will admit, I pretended to be Hworang's girlfriend but I'm in love you with you!! * starts violently having seizures *
Ling: Maybe we should help her.
Lei: Everyone duck, she going to go Carrie on us!!! * a giant earthquake starts *
( PURE CHOAS, AS EVERYTHING IS BEING DESTROYED MY JULIA'S ADVANCE PSYOKINESE)
Jin: AWWW!!
Ling: Calm down Jin!!!
Nina: AAAAA!
Lee: My underpants!
Lei: What?!?!
Lee: Yes, my underpants!
Marshall: Ahh this going to be crazy! I quit!!
Steve: (covered in dirt) Ling, I love you!!
Jin: Why you son of a
Ling: why don't we all calm down and just return back to the game show!
Hworang: Ling! The place is falling down!
Julia: Hworang, I love you!!!
Hworang Your scarying me!!
Ling: AHH!!!
Jin: Don't ever talk about my wife like that!!
Julia: You don't love me!!?? Then the world will come to an end.
Nina: Lee, I never said this but I'm in love you!!
Lee: Really? I just thought you just wanted the money!!!
Nina: Actually that is the only reason I like you..
Lee: Ahhh!!
PLEASE HOLD ON FOR SOME TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES.
Don't Own Anything.
BACK AT THE STUIDO 23
Steve: who is the final couple?
Ling: Yeah I wonder who it will be?
Steve: You know we could be a couple,
Ling: I rather read books by Jin's dad!.
Audience: (Gasp)
Steve: Guess everyone!
Lei: Shut up and bring them out!
Steve: It says on the paper, Queen Erotica and.. MOTHER!
Lei: Ewww! Lee is so old!
Julia: Yeah, that is kind of gross.
Steve: Mother!
Lee: Yes, we secretly started dating during the Iron Fist Tournament 1!
Nina: Steve shut up!
Lee: Yeah, anyway, don't you know I'm your father?!?
Steve: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo!!!
Jin: And I thought my family was screwed up.
Ling: hey Jin, not biologically but family wise Steve is your cousin.
Jin: Eww! You were in love your mom and made pass on your cousin.
Christie: Eddy!
Hworang: What are you a hillbilly?
Jun: Why weren't we invited?
Kazuya: Yeah we're the first couple in the Tekken Series and Jun and I have been on the Zaibastu Zine!!
Jin: I don't know why daddy!
Lee: Let just start the show.
Steve: Man, even for a cousin, Ling's hot!
Jin: That it! (Tackles Steve)
Ling: Go Jin!
Julia: Why can't you ever do something like that for me?
Hworang: Okay. (Tackles Eddy)
Julia: Well at least his is good for something.
Jun: We should stop the violence!
Kazuya: You want to eat out instead, I just bought that Buffy Season 3 DVD set.
Jun: I love Buffy! She so smart and witty!
Kazuya: Let's go.
Christie: Eddy!
Julia: Shut up you mush brained idiot!
Eddy: Hey only I get to say put downs to her.
Christie: Eddy!
Eddy: shut up you ignorant little skank!
Steve: AWWWWW! Make him stop hitting me!
Mirharu: Hey can I be on the show? I mean Christie's on the show! She can't even say here name!
Christie: Eddy!
Ling: Get off the stage. The reason I stopped being your friend cause you tried to steal Jin from me!
Mirharu: That was hurtful Ling!
Julia: Wait a minute aren't you dead from the story Wedding?
Jin: Actually Steve died in Spring Break.
Ling: Don't ask and just beat the crap out of Steve , kay honey.
Jin: sure honey!
Nina: *takes a stick*
Lee: Do you have to be so homicidal honey?
Nina: Yes! Queen Erotica!
Lee: Oh, yeah forgot, that is my name!
*jumps at Steve*
PLEASE HOLD ON FOR SOME TECHNICAL DIFFULCULTIES
Marshall: Okay welcome to the game show Love Love and More Love!
Jin: What happened?
Ling: I don't know.
Julia: What happened to our host Steve Fox?
Marshall Law: I've always been your host!
Nina: Let just get on with the show.
Lei: yeah!
Marshall: Okay, first round is for the girls! Couple number 1, Ling , what is you husband's favorite movie?
Ling: Easy, Steel Magnolias, and Soul Food.
Marshall: Your correct!
Hworang: Pfff! That hilarious yama boy!
Julia: That is kind of funny.
Nina: Jin, you're a pansy!
Jin: Looks down in shame.
Ling: Its okay. We still got the point!
Marshall: She's right!!! The Kazama's get 25 points. Okay couple number 2 Julia, What is Hworang favorite food.
Julia: I have no clue. Mmmm.. burritos?
Marshall: I'm sorry that wrong. He said he likes * reads his card * G Wazzup
Hworang: Wazzup!
Marshall: You are a complete idiot.
Julia: I know.
Marshall :Christie, when did you meet Eddy.
Christie: Eddy!! Eddy!! Eddy!! Eddy! Eddy.
Marshall: That is wrong.
Christie: Eddy!
Marshall: Will someone shut her up!
Lei: * takes out his gun and throws it at Christie*
Audience: Go Lei!
*Lei Bows * Lei: Thank you everyone!
Marshall: Nina, when did you meet Lee.
Nina: I was walking to kill Heihatchi, but I bump into him instead. In due time, we end up on a date but I get drunk and I end up in a box right next to a hobo and Lee in a nearby car.
Marshall: Oddly. That is correct. Twenty-five points for Nina and Lee! I mean Queen Erotica. All right now for the boys! Jin your first, What is Ling's favorite, bath room deodorant?
Jin: Easy, She a pine sent all the way!
Marshall: What kind of question was that!!!?? Well you got the points anyway. Hworang how would Julia describe herself.
Hworang: She is a cocky, nerdy controlling dominatrix who in an odd way is a feminist.
Marshall: You are . what? RIGHT?
Ling: Why would describe yourself that way.
Julia: eh, whatever it takes to win.
Marshall: Eddy, wait a minute, where did you dispose of Christie's limp body?
Eddy: I will surely get a point for getting this one right! I called some dudes over and then drop her in the middle of the Grand Canyon.
Marshall * hits himself on the head* I'm sorry, you don't a point for that.
Eddy: Man this shows sucks!
Julia: Eddy your so cool when your mad.
Hworang: Hey stop flirting with Eddy!
Julia: If you tell me to do anything else I will tell everyone that you cry after * Hworang puts his hand over her mouth * mmmmmm!
Hworang: she just stupid.
Marshall: Okay..
Julia: He cries after he watches Barney (note: you thought that meant something else.right.well this is a PG-13!! Too bad!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!)
Marshall: Lee, what is Nina's favorite. eweeee. I'm not asking that question! Skip you guys, here, I give you the points. Alright, Ling name Jin's most embarrassing moment.
Ling: It was when me and Ling were walking upstairs, but we fell through this trap door on a stairs and it was small and cramped. We weren't found in the morning, and since my hair got stuck to his belt it looked like I was..
Marshall: ahh too much information.
Julia: Yes I will admit, I pretended to be Hworang's girlfriend but I'm in love you with you!! * starts violently having seizures *
Ling: Maybe we should help her.
Lei: Everyone duck, she going to go Carrie on us!!! * a giant earthquake starts *
( PURE CHOAS, AS EVERYTHING IS BEING DESTROYED MY JULIA'S ADVANCE PSYOKINESE)
Jin: AWWW!!
Ling: Calm down Jin!!!
Nina: AAAAA!
Lee: My underpants!
Lei: What?!?!
Lee: Yes, my underpants!
Marshall: Ahh this going to be crazy! I quit!!
Steve: (covered in dirt) Ling, I love you!!
Jin: Why you son of a
Ling: why don't we all calm down and just return back to the game show!
Hworang: Ling! The place is falling down!
Julia: Hworang, I love you!!!
Hworang Your scarying me!!
Ling: AHH!!!
Jin: Don't ever talk about my wife like that!!
Julia: You don't love me!!?? Then the world will come to an end.
Nina: Lee, I never said this but I'm in love you!!
Lee: Really? I just thought you just wanted the money!!!
Nina: Actually that is the only reason I like you..
Lee: Ahhh!!
PLEASE HOLD ON FOR SOME TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES.