Chapter 7
More Love Love and More Love
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Jin: I'm am really confused. Didn't Julia, just go Carrie on us.
Ling: don't ask, cause I'm confused myself.
Nina: Man I'm getting tired of this.
Lee: So where are we now?
Julia: I have no idea…
Nina: I know this place, its oh never mind.
Julia: Didn't I kill all you guys?
Ling: Where did you get that kind of power anyway?
Hworang: I don't know…
Julia: You better love me!
Jin: Okay! Everyone lets just calm down. There was a big flash of light and now we are all in a place where we don't, holy crap were going die!
Ling: Jin, shut up.
Julia: Okay maybe we could, tell stories!
Hworang: Yeah, there the people will find 8 dead bodies all conveniently in a circle, telling stories.
Eddy; Hey at least I never have to see Christie again.
Ling: That's a relief.
Julia: Okay lets just tell stories before some can find us.
Nina: fine, I get to go first. One day me and Lee break into Hehatchi's room and
Lee: Nina, this is a PG-13 story, okay…
Nina: It's the tone down version! So we go and we find a Playstation 2 and we play for hours.
Julia: Yeah… Okay, ewww!
Ling: Gosh, were not stupid!
Nina: You got a better story about you and Jin, the goody, goody couple.
Jin: The skanky woman and dirty old man couple.
Ling: MMMM…
Nina: On something exciting! You probably did nothing.
Lee: Underpants.
Jin: Make him shut up.
Ling: One time me and Jin… We stole a car, ran all the way to China were he hijacked another car, robbed a bank and store, burn down some house and killed a man.
(Nina, Eddy, Julia, Hworang, and Lee all stare in complete surprise)
Jin: MMMM… Funny story huh? Eh? * Nervous look *
Julia: Wow…
Hworang: It took me months to commit all those crimes.
Nina: Okay…
Jun: What are all of you guys doing in Kazuya's Dead Body Basement?!?! I mean, slaughterhouse… no I mean ahhh…
Jin: Mom, I can' t believe you ever told me about this.
* Dead body drops from a hole in the ceiling *
Ling: Hey isn't that your dad's secretary?
Jun: Yeah, I didn't like her she kept hitting on Kazuya…
Ling: Ms. Kazama! You ordered her to be killed?!?!?
Jin: Mommy!?!?!
Jun: Keep your mouth's shut our your all next!
Eddy: Man, your mom freaky.
Jun: Now get out of the basement!!!
Julia: Let do it before some kills us all.
AT STUDIO 23
Jin: Its completely empty!
Julia: That is so weird!!
Masked Stranger: AHHH! So you have figured out my game!
Hworang: You wanted to piss us off.
Masked Stranger: Yes! And to show you of my power! * Shoots Hworang with lighting*
Julia: We didn't care that much about him anyway.
Ling: Who are you?
Masked Stranger: I'm am super cop Lei Wulong!
Jin: Oh my gosh, I thinks he super cop Lei Wulong!
Lei: That is what I said to idiot! Your lives are no longer safe! This is a warning. Watch for my wrath!
*Disappears in a flash of light*
Hworang: Don't worry everyone, I am okay!
Jin: So anyone want to go find something to eat?
Nina: Sure why not.
A FEW DAYS LATER
Jin: wow, so I wonder what should we do next…
Jun: Maybe you should heed Lei's warning. He is a very… Intriguing man…
Kazuya: Wait a minute! Hey you find him attractive!
Jun: I didn't say attractive, more alluring…
Ling: What's Lei going to do anyway?
Kazuya: Well since I have seen some trouble in Jin's marriage, I signed you up for a marriage seminar.
Lee: Why would you do that? Kazuya your is the marriage that is failing. Jun has the hots for Lei Wulong and your the one on a different date with a different girl every night!
Jun: Kazzie! * starts to cry *
Kazuya: I'm sorry!!!
Jun * jumps out the window * Lei, I 'm coming for you!
Kazuya: No, please!!! Think about our son, it would break the family apart!
Jin: I hate you daddy!!! * starts to cry *
Ling: Oh man…
Heihatchi: You know something interesting really needs to happen to me , cause I have been in every Tekken Series so far and nothing has * anvil falls on *
Lee: Well that was a strange twist of fate…
Ling: Is he going to be okay?
Lee: How should I know, I'm not a doctor. Hey if anyone ask I stole Kazuya car to pick up Nina.
Ling: Eww.. Your so … old..
Lee: Just tell them okay…
Ling: Alright.
Lee: and you might want to check on your husband.
Ling: Have a good time Lee. Crap! We still have to go to that marriage seminar.
AT A REMOTE AND RANDOM PLACE
Lei: I was so smart in brain washing the Tekken characters!!! Ahh, we are the cult of Lei, they worship me!!
Anna: Oh, great master Lei!!! Do you think I cult website name should be Leiscult.com or cultoftheleis.com?
Lei: Oh sod off!
Paul: * talking like a zombie* Your not British Lei..
Lei: Yes.. No I'm not.
Forest: How long do we have to be under Lei's powers?
Yoshimitsu: I hope not long cause my butt itches and Lei's has this thing about that.
Marshall: Dang, I'm bored.
Craig: I'm large…
Steve: You know even under Lei's dark demonic powers, I still have the hots ling.
Baek: You know before I really met Hworang, I had the hots for him….
*everyone stares *
Baek: what, he looked like girl!!! People still pay me to see the crazy girl named Hworang.
Lei: Pish Posh! The time has come to kidnap Jun Kazama so I can perform a dark ritual that will give me ultimate power.
King: Do we have to, Simpsons is going to be on soon!
Lei: Now!
Jun: Oh hey everyone!! HI Lei!!
Lei: wow that was easier than I thought.
King: Score, last one to the TV has to change the channel after the Simpsons!
* everyone runs *
Lei: Ungrateful cult worshippers. They worship you but you still don't get the respect you deserve!
Jun: Yeah… Okay, I'm here to make my womanizing husband jealous.
Lei: Yes… You know what, I'm tired of being evil. * disappears in a poof of light never to be seen again *
*Kazuya runs through the doors *
Kazuya: No Jun, I promise to change!!!
Jun: Kazuya?
Kazuya: NOOOOOOOOOOO * runs into the wall *
Paul: Hey! Were not under the control of the evil Lei!
Jun: What?
AT THE MARRIAGE SEMINAR
Lady: Jin, do you love your self?
Jin: I guess.
Lady: I mean do you really love yourself?
Jin : NO!! * starts to cry *
Lady: Now were coming to the problem… You care and love Ling, but you also, need to care about yourself. Say this " I love myself, I am a good person… People care about me"
Jin: I love myself, I am a good person… People care about me.
Lady: Good.
Jin : Oh Thankyou!!!
Ling: * snoring *
Lady: * eerie smile * Your welcome.
WEIRD HUH??? WELL ITS ONLY GETTING WEIRDER!
CHAPTER 8 COMING SOON!