Chapter 8
Still don't own anything…. Don't own Tekken our Star Wars… Don't ask. Or the other things involved….
ROAD TRIP
Ling: Why in the world did we just take a road trip for no reason.
Jin: Yeah I need to apply for a job.
Kazuya: * acting crazy * WE LOVE EACH OTHER….
Jin: Dad you're scaring me.
Lee: Yeah, and this car we are driving in is way to cramp!
Heihatchi: Can we stop, my stomach has a headache!
Kazuya: JUST REMEMBER, EVERYONE, WE LOVE EACH OTHER!!!
Jin: I can't believe you gagged mom!
Kazuya: YOUR MOM AND I ARE JUST WORKING MATURELY THROUGH SOME ISSUES.
Lee: You gagged your own wife!
Kazuya: I'LL DRIVE THIS CAR OFF A CLIFF!!!
Ling: Jin…
Jin: What is it?
Ling: Your dad did something with the car, the doors won't open!
Kazuya: CAUSE WE ALL LOVE EACH OTHER.
Jun: MMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!
Kazuya: YES HONEY, YOU LOVE ME!!
Jin :Daddy, stop!
Lee: Eww! What smells so gross???
Heihatchi: I took a dump in pants, that what smells!
Ling: EEWWW!
Kazuya: FATHER, YOU SO FUNNY! CAUSE YOU LOVE ALL OF US!!
Jin: Dad stop!!!
Kazuya: * takes out a gun * WHAT DID YOU SAY MY WONDERFUL SON???
Ling: We being held hostage…
Heihatchi: sorry son but I stained the seat while I was crapping.
Kazuya: IT'S ALL RIGHT!! BECAUSE WE ALL LOVE EACH OTHER!!!!!
Ling: Jin, I'm getting scared here.
Jun: MMMMMMMMMMMM.
Lee: At least ungag your wife!
Kazuya: NOOO! WE LOVE EACH OTHER!!
Jin: Hey look outside!! We being followed by the high way patrol!
Kazuya: NOTHING CAN STOP ME, BECAUSE WE LOVE EACH OTHER * Does something with his eye *
Ling: Oh my gosh, its the mother ship from Independence Day!!
Mothership: You must stop Kazuya!
Lee: It's the Death Star now!
Darth Vader: * deep breath * Kazuya, must be stopped…
Jun: MMMMMMM
Ling: AHHHHH! The storm troopers are landing!
*star wars music * bump, bump, bump, bump bump bummmm!!
Heihatchi: AWWW We all going die!
Kazuya: NOT WHEN WE LOVE EACH OTHER!!!
Ling: Jin make your dad stop!
Jin: Ahhh!!
Lee: AHH! It's the bad dude Sarumon from the epic story Lord of the Rings!
Jin: And those crazy dead Kings from the epic motion picture Lord of the Rings, The Fellowship of the Ring!
Kazuya: *car going as fast as it can * AS LONG AS WE LOVE EACH OTHER, WE WILL BE FINE.
Heihatchi: I don't know, the Death Star is powering up…
Kazuya: YOUR SO FUNNY FATHER….
Buffy: I will kill you Kazuya!
Ling: Oh my gosh it Buffy!! * gets slapped by Buffy * ow.
Kazuya: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE WOMAN!! FOR MY FAMILY LOVES ME!!!
Buffy: You actually love this lunatic?
Jin: Eh, he pays the bills.
* Kazuya and Buffy start fighting, trading blow after blow *
Ling: No one is driving though!
*death star fires lasers , car gets hit by hit*
Jin: Holy crap, we just got hit by a laser!
Heihatchi: AHH! There is a whole in stomach!
*Buffy and Kazuya still fighting, a giant spear goes flying through the window as the car swerves*
Jun: MMMMMM!
Buffy: Oh, your sick, gagging your own wife!
Jin: AHHHHH! Its Bilbo Baggins and that other guy from the shire!!
Sammy: It's Sam Gamgee!
Lee: What happened to Merry and Pippin?
Sam: I don't know… You saw the Twin Towers yet?
Lee: No, I really want to see it though!
*Buffy and Kazuya Still fighting *
Bilbo: Wow, there really at it.
Heihatchi: Does anyone care that there is a hole in my stomach!
Jin: Shut up you old senile man!
Kazuya: JIN DON'T SAY THAT, YOUR GRANDFATHER LOVES YOU!!
Buffy: Dude, your really freaking me out!!
Jun: MMMMMM
Jin: Oh dad just frigging untie mom!
Buffy: yeah, that's not cool.
Kazuya: BUT WE LOVE EACH OTHER!
*another laser shot hits the car *
Lee: Holy crap were going die! * starts to scream like a woman *
Buffy: I getting out here!
*along the way she slaps Ling *
Ling: Owww!
Jin: Daddy untie mommy.
Sam: You know Bilbo, I think we should be leavin' .
Heihatchi: Hello, I have a hole in my stomach!!! You *bleeing * holes!
Ling: AWW! The death Star is re-powering up!
Kazuya : THEN ITS ALL OVER !!! * the car drives off the cliff *
Ling: I want you to know that Jin!! I loved you even if I became your girlfriend just to piss of Miharu!
Jin: Yeah!! That's cool!
Heihatchi: Before we all die, I like to say, I hate you all.
Lee: This sucked, I should have stayed home drinking beer nuts.
Kazuya: NO ONE IS GOING TO DIE!!!
Jun: MMMMMMMMMMM!
Jin: For heaven sake, untie mom
*Car hits the water *
AT SOME VICTIMS HOUSE
Nina: Crap, I can't believe I have to murder Paul! Of all the frigging people in the world!!!
Paul: Ahh!
*Nina is watching Paul from a tree *
Nina: great I've been traumatized for life! What kind of idiot walks naked around their living room! * fails from the tree * CRAAAAPPPPP!
SOME OTHER PLACE
Julia: I need to find a date! I'm so bored.
Michelle: Hey Jules, I'm going on a date.
Julia :You know its bad when your mom has more dates than you!! Mom, who is it this time?
Michelle: A nice young man named Steve Fox…
Julia: oooooo…. (EEEEEEEEEEEEWWW)
Michelle: Now I have to do my usual talking to rock thing so see ya !
Julia: Bye mom… Gosh, I need a life!
Squirrel: Yeah, you do.
Julia: Squirrel, why am I so lonely?
Squirrel: I don't know, I'm just a squirrel , I'm stupid… But you're the one talking to me. So that makes you a bigger idiot…
Julia: Can you paint with all the colors! Of the wind!!
Squirrel: Stop trying to be Pocahontas!
Julia: Yeah well screw you * flicks the squirrel*
WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT? IS KAZUYA AND HIS "LOVING" FAMILY DEAD?? WHY IN THE WORLD WAS JULIA TALKING TO A SQUIRREL? WHAT HAPPENED WITH NINA AFTER SHE FELL FROM A PAUL'S TREE? AND WHY IS MICHELLE DATING STEVE FOX?
WHO REALLY KNOWS…
CHAPTER 9 IS COMING SOON!
HEE…?