Chapter 9
I'm Pissed off and Delusional with a hint of More Than You Are
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IN THE CAR THAT IS IN THE RIVER
ODDLY EVERYONE IS DREAMING
BECAUSE EVERYONE FAINTED WHEN THE CAR CRASHED INTO THE RIVER, RELEASING GASOLINE CAUSING EVERYONE TO HAULLCINATE
Jin's Dream
Kuma, Kuma, Kuma Doo, where are you, we need some help from you, Kuma Doo, I know will catch that villain Come Kuma Doo, I see you, pretending you got a sliver! But your not fooling me, by the way to shake and shiver! Come on we got a mystery to solve so Kuma Doo get ready for your act! That's a fact! Come on Kuma Doo, oh I give up, I forgot the rest!
Jin: Where am I?
Ling: Freddy!
Jin: Awesome, I 'm Freddy Jones! .
Julia: I'm Velma…
Ling: You idiot Jin! Your Fred, why did you make me Daphne?!?! She's stupid!
Julia: Yeah Fred…
Hwoarang: Like Zoinks! Kazama I'm going to kill you after this!
Jin: Hey this is my dream for I am Fred!
Kuma: Keddy!
Ling: Wait I thought Scooby said everything with an R.
Julia: I'm Velma, don't ask me ask Jin, I mean Fred, its his dream!
Kuma: Kuckers!
Hwoarang: Like what do we do now.
Kuma: Kwoarang's is a Kother Kuckers Kass Khole
Julia: Jinkies! Kuma got a dirty mouth!
Hwoarang: Wow, I'm going to kill you!
Kuma: Kyou don't Kot khe kuts kittle kan!
Hwoarang: Like Zoinkes! What did the bear say.
Ling: Jeepers! I think he said you don't got the guts little man.
Jin: Okay, lets just calm down everyone!
Hwoarang: Like easy for you to say! Like you don't talk like a hippie!
Ling: Jeepers!
Julia: Jinkies!
Hwoarang: Zoinks!
Kuma: Kuma , Kuma Doo!
Jin: Crap, I have no catch phrase!!!
Ling: Jeepers!
Julia: Jinkies!
Hwoarang: Zoinks!
Kuma: *Jin interrupts *
Jin: Okay I get it!
Julia: Have you ever wonder why Jin I mean Freddy, and Ling, I mean always go together?
Hwoarang: I don't care!!! Like I don't care! Man, I think Shaggy's on drug.
Kuma: Kon Kof Kitch!
Julia: Like Jinkies stop it you two!
Jin: Yeah! Crap I need a catch phrase, how about D'oh!
Ling: Jeepers Jinny, that's taking!
Jin: Why did you just call me Jinny?
Julia: Well its like Freddy!
Hwoarang: Zoinks!
Jin: Stop rubbing it in I don't have a cool catch phrase!
Ling: Jeepers, why in the world am I wearing a retard purple dress. Its very tight!!
Jin: Hey, at least your not a wearing a choker!
Julia: I feel this red dress is a little revealing!
Hwoarang: Zoinks!
Kuma: Kour Kall Kick Heads, Kie Kother Kitches!
Jin: Shut up bear!!
Kuma: Kuma, Kuma Doo!!!!
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JUN'S DREAM
Jun: Awesome! I'm that chick from Crotching Tiger Hidden Dragon!
Kazuya: I'm that dude with that sword!!
Ling: Hey I'm that young chick!
Kazuya: I beat the crap out you!
Jun: I can fly!! * gets hit by an airplane *
Ling: Where did that airplane come from?
Kazuya: I'm bored lets fight!
*Ling and Kazuya out of now where end up in a bunch of bamboo trees, walking and fighting on them *
Kazuya: I saw this part, I beat the crap out you.
Ling: Yeah, lets just fight.
Kazuya: Man those bamboo trees really hurt your eyes!
Ling: Ahhh!!! I forgot I'm afraid of heights!
Kazuya: Hey where are you there are too many bamboo trees in my way!!! Ahhh flying squirrel.
Ling: Somebody help, I am afraid of height, and I think I am going to accidentally hurt this sword I'm carrying with me!! The green , the green, the green,
Kazuya: Destiny!
Ling: What????
Kazuya: hey I lost my balance *falls * ahhhhh!
Ling: Kazuya? Kazuya? Kazuya?
Jun: What was that! It was my dream and an airplane kills me! *pushes off Ling off the bamboo *
Ling: AHHH!
Jun: There now I'm satisfied!
Ling's Dream
Once upon a time there were three warriors.
One was an over spirited sugar Chinese girl.
The other a tree hugging kenpo chick
The last a skanky white assassin
They all were in the Iron Fist Tournament,
And now they work for me,
Heihatchi's Angels!
Ling: So what are we doing here?
Jin: Hey guys, I'm Bosely!
Nina: I'm a skank.
Julia: Okay, I'm in another dream!?!?
Jin: Okay.
Heihatchi: Good morning angels.
Ling & Julia: Good morning Heihatchi!
Nina: Yeah, what they said…
Jin: Hi!
Heihatchi: Bosley, you gay, gay private investigator. You always needed the girls to save you!
Nina: I'm bored! OOOh! A Chinese fighting muffin!
Heihatchi: Okay angels, our next client is Lee Chaolan.
Ling: You mean the Naughty magazine owner?
Heihatchi: Oddly enough, yes.
Nina: So let me guess, we go undercover as nude models to infiltrate the magazine after a strange mysterious death.
Heihatchi: Aaaaa. I guess. Go straight-ahead Nina.
Nina: *runs out of the building *
Heihatchi: On to the real case. Lee needs help, after he got a threat from someone he needs protection.
Jin: Oh wake up Ling! My dream was so much funnier then yours!
HEHATCHI'S DREAM
Heihatchi: Who?
KAZUYA'S DREAM
*Jin , Ling , Hwoarang and Julia on in a car *
Ling: Watch out Jin, your going to run over that crazy hooded stranger
Jin: Oh Ling, due to my slight intoxication, I won't stop, for if I did, then the plot wouldn't even exist.
Julia: Stupid Ling.
Jin: hey no one calls my wife that!
Hwoarang: Just run over the guy already!!!
Julia: Its not going to happen any time soon! Jin's going like 1 mile per hour!
Jin: I'm just being a safe driver.
Kazuya: Look I'm a hooded stranger!
Ling: * slaps her fore head*
Kazuya: Hey, son, driving that car already and run me over! * car is still going * Fine !!! Come here!!!! Geesh, go faster than one mile Jin!
Jin: I'm just driving safe!
Kazuya: Whatever! * runs into the car *
Jin: Oh my gosh! What do we do with the dead body! We can't let anyone know!
Ling: Lets just dump him in that lake over there!
NEXT WEEK
Camper: AHHH there is a dead body in the water.
Kazuya: Darn right there is! Its me!! Mario!
Camper: AHHHHH!
Kazuya: This was the most retardest parody of I Know What you Did Last Summer!
LEE AND HEIHATCHI DREAMS ARE COMING UP!!! ITS ONLY GETTING STARTED!!!
CHAPTER 10 COMING SOON!