Chapter 11
Larry, Elf of Misery and Bunnies
Ling: That had to be the weirdest thing that ever happen to us!
Jin: Yeah…
Jun: Who knew that Kazuya acting crazy were just painkillers and the impending doom of our fallen marriage.
Jin *crying * No mommy and daddy!
Ling: So when is the divorce going through?
Jun: Well I was thinking a few months, but they said they could do it faster for a higher fee. But the few extra months would let me have time to think about it.
Jin: Mommy….
Jun: Oh grow up!
Kazuya: *walks in with a weird looking girl * Sandy, this is my family, my decrepit grandfather, my pansy son and his stupid wife. There is my adopted brother, * whispers *I think his adopted, *yells * and my nagging wife!
Sandy: Wow, I'm glad I went on this date with you, you're loaded!
Jun: That is it! I'm getting divorced!
Sandy: She does nag a lot.
Ling: Hey get out of this house home-wrecker!
Sandy: Wow, that the nicest thing that anyone has ever said to me!
Ling: Kazuya, how could you do that to your wife. Kazuya? *is gone * Man, what a jerk!
Jin: Daddy!!!
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AT THE COURTHOUSE A FEW MONTHS LATER
Judge Chang: All rise!
Kazuya: Julia? You got a job here as well?
Julia: Yeah, after social sciences, medical field, English, and psychology. I went what the heck, let's take law!
Jin: *coughs * over-achiever…
Julia: Bailiff!
bailiff drags Jin out of the court room *Jin: I'll get you judge Chang!
Ling *looks embarrassed * I'm going to go now..
Julia:* throws the mallet at Ling, and she faints * Okay! Lets get this started! Kazuya, you're a dirt bag that cheated on your wife!
Kazuya: But she supposedly at feelings for Lei Wulong!
Julia: *giggles * Who wouldn't?
Jun: Yeah soul sister!
Eddy: But eew! He is so old!
Kazuya looks ticked off *Julia: So, and since you signed this legal document giving up all your powers to Jun, when your father died…
Kazuya: I don't remember signing that?!
Jun: You signed the time I asked you do that favor for me!
Kazuya: You sick witch!
Julia: Oh! Verbal assault! Jun gets half of your life savings!
Kazuya: AHHHHHHHH! Crazed women run this court!
All the Tekken Women: So!!!!!!!!!!!
Kazuya: Sorry…
Jun: Let's get this crap over with, Kazuya, I kick you out of your house and then I kick your grand father out!
Kazuya: What about Lee?
Jun: I kind of like Lee…
Kazuya: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! *starts strangling Lee * How could you make moves on my wife! I mean ex-wife!! * starts to cry while still strangling Lee * Jun I am so sorry! I will change!!
Julia: Good plan that was a double whammy!
Jun: Yeah, pretending that I liked Lee so Kazuya would kill him for me.
Julia: Yeah!
Paul: Man you are a emotion-sucking witch!
Julia: Well I see that Kazuya and Jun are divorced and Kazuya has to live an apartment with his father.
Heihatchi: I'll lost it all!!!!
OUTSIDE THE COURT HOUSE
Julia: I feel so perky!!!
Ling: *tackles her, and takes the same mallet that knocked her out , and starts to hit her with it * Yeah, how does that feel!!
Jin: Ling!!!!
Hwoarang: I bet that my girl wins!
Jin: No, my girl! * in the back ground cat sounds, and Ling and Julia screaming and yelling *
Yoshimitsu: Where did that cat come from? *out comes a beaten and bruised cat * No Tootles! *starts to cry *
Ling: We should stop this… We're grown women!
Julia: Let's beat on our guys! *the two tackles Jin and Hwoarang *
AT THE APARTMENT ROOM L125
Kazuya: Man, I can't believe I destroyed the only good relationship of my life!
Heihatchi: I'm still alive.
Kazuya: You idiot!
Heihatchi: We're bachelors! Let's find some girls!
Kazuya: The only reason the girls liked me cause I was rich!!!
Heihatchi: Your ex-wife was a horrible vapid , vamp like witch!
Kazuya: How dare you talk about my ex like that!!
Heihatchi: Oh shut up! And you drank all the milk!
Kazuya: Hey a growing boy needs to his milk!
Heihatchi: And why do you still carry that strand of your wife's hair!
Kazuya: I don't know!
Heihatchi: Your sick!!
Kazuya: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *tries to tackle him but misses and falls out the window *
Heihatchi: That's going to hurt in the morning… Since we are on the 45 floor… MMMM.. I should go out and get some milk…
AT THE MANSION
Jun: *walks down the staircase in rich clothes * You know Jin, after I left your father, I'm a lot happier…
Jin: Mommy…. Is daddy ever going to come home?
Ling: Ms. Kazama was completely necessary to knock out Lee and put him the dead body basement?
Jun: Yes… Yes it was.
Jin: Mommy!
Jun: shut up boy!
Maid: Ms. Kazama, any assistance needed?
Jun :Yes, get me the nicest bottle of sparkling cider, prepare a bubble bath and prepare Jinny-Poo's bed, and if he says an other thing you can give him some reticilin.
Jin: Mommy!!!!
Jun: Oh just pump him up with some reticilin!
Ling: Is that really necessary Ms. Kazama?
Jun : *takes out a baton and starts to beat Ling with it * Yeah eat that little girl!
Ling: Ow you're hurting me!
A FEW DAYS LATER, IN THE MISHIMA DUNGEON , NOW RENAMED THE KAZAMA TOTURE CHAMBER
Jin: Ling, my head hurts!
Ling: Jin! Quiet these chains are really tight!
Jin: At least you don't get pumped with reticilin every few hours!
Ling: AHHHHHHHH! There are rats everywhere!! Jin, I'm sorry but your mother is crazy!!!!
Jin: No she not, she going through a hard time!
Ling: Jin, your mom is probably on the phone, and ordering people's execution!
Jin: so!
Ling: OH….
Jin: Yeah, then again that's bad…
A RESTURANT
Anna: I'm stupid…
Nina: yeah, and how did you ever get me to come along with you here?!?
Anna: Cause I was going to tell everyone your secret that you love the movie 2 Weeks Notice!
Nina: AAAAAAAAAA! I hate you!
Anna: don't you just want to hit me upside the head!
Nina: Don't tempt me…
Anna: I'm bored, lets talk about what we've been doing lately… I haven't seen you for the longest time!
Nina: Well after the Iron Fist Four I ate a piece of pie!
Anna: OH my gosh!!! * gets hit upside her head * OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!
Mulder: Scully, I'm telling you Elvis is an alien!
Scully: for the longest time Mulder, I don't care!
Anna: Oh my gosh its those two agents from that show.
Nina: Shut up… Please…. Just shut up!
HOTEL
Kazuya: I hate you father…
Heihatchi: I love you son?
Kazuya: * eyes get all teary * You do?
Heihatchi: Yeah Right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kazuya: Meanie…
When will anything make sense? Why was Jun acting like such a @#$^$%&% ? Who knows…
Chapter 12!coming soon, I have no life!
BE YOURSELF, NO ONE PAYS ATTENTION TO YOU ANYWAYS…