CHAPTER 12,
THE TEKKEN CHARACTERS ARE ALL COSMICALLY MESSED UP
Kazuya tries to get back his wife while the other Tekken characters learn how their lives will turn out, and they all find out their cosmically screwed..
Disclaimer: I don't own anything!
Jin: Its nice that mom let me out.
Ling: Jin, this could be our chance to run away.
Jin: Yes, it could.
Ling and Jin run for their lives out of the Mishima Mansion *
Jun: *watches evilly * its was my evil plan to let them go!
AT MONKEY'S PIZZY PIZZARO PIZZA-REEA
Paul: Nina do you believe in karma?
Nina: No! *hits Paul * OWWW! I burnt my tongue!
Paul: Karma does exist! *hits Nina , a bird lands on Paul's head *
AT KAZUYA'S APARTMENT
Jin: Dad?
Kazuya: Son!
Jin: Dad you have to help us, mom has gone insane!
Kazuya: Then I must destroy her! *Takes out a sword * AHHH!
Ling: I don't know.that doesn't sound like the smartest thing to do.
Kazuya: Don't patronize me little girl!
STOMPS OUT THE BUILDING
Jin: No way, dad has the Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood.
Ling: Jin, your dad is walking down a street with a giant sword ready to slay your mom!
Jin: Oh my gosh!
Ling: so lets go!
Jin: My dad has Brown Sugar!
Ling: JIN!!!
AT THE MANSION
Kazuya : Come down here my ex-wife and let me slay you!
Jun: Kazuya, what the @#$#@^%&^%*%$$##@&&^%$^% are you doing here?
Kazuya: I'm here to slay you, well actually I meant to actually get you back but the whole slaying thing made it sound cooler.
Baek: Jun, when is this date going to start?!?!
Kazuya: WHAT!??!?!!?!?!?! YOUR GOING OUT WITH TAE KWON DO BOY! HE KILLED HIS FATHER!!
Jun: You threw your father down a cliff!
Kazuya: YEAH, BUT THAT WAS DIFFERENT!
Jun :YOU THREW YOUR FATHER DOWN A CLIFF!
Kazuya: I get you Baek!!!
BACK AT THE APARTMENT
Heihatchi: Do you think Rachel likes Ross still?
Jin: I don't.
Ling: Why are we still here?
Heihatchi: What's with your pissy wife?
Jin: I don't know.
KAZUYA ENTERS THE APARTMENT
Kazuya: Here is the plan, we win back my wife!!!!
Jin: What do we do dad?
Kazuya: I have a plan.
Ling: You told us that already.
Kazuya: To get my wife back
Ling: You also told us that already,
Kazuya: Does anyone know that I have a plan?
Ling: Yes
Kazuya: Wow, your psychic!
Ling: what?!?!?
Kazuya: But do you know what the plan is about??!!?
Ling: IT'S A PLAN TO GET BACK YOUR WIFE!!!
Kazuya: Your little lady Jin, is a pure bonfied psychic!
Jin: Yeah, she's my girl!
Ling: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Jin: So what do we do dad?
Kazuya: Yes, I have plan, but I forgot what was about?
Jin: So did I!
Ling: IT WAS A PLAN TO GET BACK YOUR WIFE!!!
Kazuya: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!!! But how will I execute it?
Ling: WITH A PLAN!!!
Kazuya: Oh yes, did you know I have a plan!?!
Jin: Really dad??!?!
Ling: I GIVE UP!!! AHHHHH!!
Jin: I love doing that to her.
Kazuya: Doing what??!?!?
Heihatchi: Nevermind.
AT MISS RAYDEN'S HOME OF PSYCHIC PERDICTIONS AND VODKA
King: I want Vodka.
Julia: No, I just think it would be fun to learn what will happen to us in the future!
King: Vodka.
Hwoarang: I can't believe you got everyone other than the Mishima and the Kazama families here.
Julia: Well their ungrateful 'tards!
Kunimistu: 'Tards?
Julia: Don't me!!!!!!!!!
Eddy: So who wants their future told first?
Julia: ME!!!
ENTERS THE ROOM
Rayden: So your name is Julia.
Julia: How do you know that?
Rayden: Cause your wearing a nametag
Julia: Oh. Wait I'm not wearing a nametag
Rayden: I'm psychic, so sue me.
Julia: ????
Rayden: I am sensing your future.. In your future. I see kids everywhere. and your. name.. its not Julia anymore. its.. its...its FAT MOMMA
Julia: Fat momma?!?!?
Rayden: Here, see your future..:
Julia: NOOOOOOO!!!! I AM THE MOTHER OF 293 CHILDREN ! I'M FAT MOMMA CAUSE I LOOK LIKE A WHALE!! AND HWOARANG IS MY HUSBAND!!!
Hwoarang: Cool!!!
Rayden: Your future doesn't seem so well either, for Hwoarang, you tragically die at the age of 52 after Fat Momma eats you
Hwoarang: ?????
King: OOOOO, tell me my future!!!
Rayden: You leave society to live the tiger ,but you get mauled , you survive by an inch and you try to crawl the nearest infirmary. But you crawl off a cliff.
King: Wow that's sucks.
Eddy: What about me?
Rayden: You get bad case skitso and lives your days as a hippie named Tiger..
Eddy: wow.
Rayden: Anyone else?
Anna: What about me?
Rayden: You know you don't have a brain.
Nina: I always knew that.
Rayden: You Nina, are worse, you marry Paul but in a fit of rage you get a tattoo that says WAZZUP
Nina: NOOOO!
Anna: So, what was my fut (stops talking and bodies seems to shut down)
Steve: What about me?
Rayden: You will have an affair with Anna .
Steve: You mean brainless Aunt Anna?!!?!??!
Rayden: Heck I see a marriage in the future.
Christie: What about me?
Rayden: Oh gosh!! Remember, respect yourself!
Christie: What?
Lei: And me?
Rayden: I sense peanut sauce. and a lot of it
Lei: At least I don't get eaten by my own wife.
Hwoarang :I bet we work it out though after that!
Julia: I probably poop you out!
Michelle: And me?
Rayden: I sense monkies, rabid dirty monkies.
AT THE MANSION
Kazuya: Come down here right now Jun!!
JUN COMES OUT THE ROOM WITH BAEK, HE HAS LIPSTICK ALL OVER HIS FACE
Kazuya: I need to win you back, and what will win you back
Jun: Mmm. You need to beat Baek in.
Kazuya: A sparring match?
Baek: Barbie Contest?
Kazuya: YEAH BARBIES!!!
Jun: At IRON CHEF!!!
Everyone:????
Ling: Things would have been so much easier if they just fought to the death..
BACK AT MISS RAYDEN'S
Michelle: Who knew that I would give up men and start dating monkies..
Julia: Ew. So gross.
I HAVE RETURNED!!! OKAY, PLEASE, PLEASE R &R!!! WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO EVERYONE, AND WHO WILL WIN IRON CHEF?!?!!? FIND OUT NEXT CHAPTER 13 SO YOU WANT TO BE AN IRON CHEF
THE TEKKEN CHARACTERS ARE ALL COSMICALLY MESSED UP
Kazuya tries to get back his wife while the other Tekken characters learn how their lives will turn out, and they all find out their cosmically screwed..
Disclaimer: I don't own anything!
Jin: Its nice that mom let me out.
Ling: Jin, this could be our chance to run away.
Jin: Yes, it could.
Ling and Jin run for their lives out of the Mishima Mansion *
Jun: *watches evilly * its was my evil plan to let them go!
AT MONKEY'S PIZZY PIZZARO PIZZA-REEA
Paul: Nina do you believe in karma?
Nina: No! *hits Paul * OWWW! I burnt my tongue!
Paul: Karma does exist! *hits Nina , a bird lands on Paul's head *
AT KAZUYA'S APARTMENT
Jin: Dad?
Kazuya: Son!
Jin: Dad you have to help us, mom has gone insane!
Kazuya: Then I must destroy her! *Takes out a sword * AHHH!
Ling: I don't know.that doesn't sound like the smartest thing to do.
Kazuya: Don't patronize me little girl!
STOMPS OUT THE BUILDING
Jin: No way, dad has the Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood.
Ling: Jin, your dad is walking down a street with a giant sword ready to slay your mom!
Jin: Oh my gosh!
Ling: so lets go!
Jin: My dad has Brown Sugar!
Ling: JIN!!!
AT THE MANSION
Kazuya : Come down here my ex-wife and let me slay you!
Jun: Kazuya, what the @#$#@^%&^%*%$$##@&&^%$^% are you doing here?
Kazuya: I'm here to slay you, well actually I meant to actually get you back but the whole slaying thing made it sound cooler.
Baek: Jun, when is this date going to start?!?!
Kazuya: WHAT!??!?!!?!?!?! YOUR GOING OUT WITH TAE KWON DO BOY! HE KILLED HIS FATHER!!
Jun: You threw your father down a cliff!
Kazuya: YEAH, BUT THAT WAS DIFFERENT!
Jun :YOU THREW YOUR FATHER DOWN A CLIFF!
Kazuya: I get you Baek!!!
BACK AT THE APARTMENT
Heihatchi: Do you think Rachel likes Ross still?
Jin: I don't.
Ling: Why are we still here?
Heihatchi: What's with your pissy wife?
Jin: I don't know.
KAZUYA ENTERS THE APARTMENT
Kazuya: Here is the plan, we win back my wife!!!!
Jin: What do we do dad?
Kazuya: I have a plan.
Ling: You told us that already.
Kazuya: To get my wife back
Ling: You also told us that already,
Kazuya: Does anyone know that I have a plan?
Ling: Yes
Kazuya: Wow, your psychic!
Ling: what?!?!?
Kazuya: But do you know what the plan is about??!!?
Ling: IT'S A PLAN TO GET BACK YOUR WIFE!!!
Kazuya: Your little lady Jin, is a pure bonfied psychic!
Jin: Yeah, she's my girl!
Ling: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Jin: So what do we do dad?
Kazuya: Yes, I have plan, but I forgot what was about?
Jin: So did I!
Ling: IT WAS A PLAN TO GET BACK YOUR WIFE!!!
Kazuya: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!!! But how will I execute it?
Ling: WITH A PLAN!!!
Kazuya: Oh yes, did you know I have a plan!?!
Jin: Really dad??!?!
Ling: I GIVE UP!!! AHHHHH!!
Jin: I love doing that to her.
Kazuya: Doing what??!?!?
Heihatchi: Nevermind.
AT MISS RAYDEN'S HOME OF PSYCHIC PERDICTIONS AND VODKA
King: I want Vodka.
Julia: No, I just think it would be fun to learn what will happen to us in the future!
King: Vodka.
Hwoarang: I can't believe you got everyone other than the Mishima and the Kazama families here.
Julia: Well their ungrateful 'tards!
Kunimistu: 'Tards?
Julia: Don't me!!!!!!!!!
Eddy: So who wants their future told first?
Julia: ME!!!
ENTERS THE ROOM
Rayden: So your name is Julia.
Julia: How do you know that?
Rayden: Cause your wearing a nametag
Julia: Oh. Wait I'm not wearing a nametag
Rayden: I'm psychic, so sue me.
Julia: ????
Rayden: I am sensing your future.. In your future. I see kids everywhere. and your. name.. its not Julia anymore. its.. its...its FAT MOMMA
Julia: Fat momma?!?!?
Rayden: Here, see your future..:
Julia: NOOOOOOO!!!! I AM THE MOTHER OF 293 CHILDREN ! I'M FAT MOMMA CAUSE I LOOK LIKE A WHALE!! AND HWOARANG IS MY HUSBAND!!!
Hwoarang: Cool!!!
Rayden: Your future doesn't seem so well either, for Hwoarang, you tragically die at the age of 52 after Fat Momma eats you
Hwoarang: ?????
King: OOOOO, tell me my future!!!
Rayden: You leave society to live the tiger ,but you get mauled , you survive by an inch and you try to crawl the nearest infirmary. But you crawl off a cliff.
King: Wow that's sucks.
Eddy: What about me?
Rayden: You get bad case skitso and lives your days as a hippie named Tiger..
Eddy: wow.
Rayden: Anyone else?
Anna: What about me?
Rayden: You know you don't have a brain.
Nina: I always knew that.
Rayden: You Nina, are worse, you marry Paul but in a fit of rage you get a tattoo that says WAZZUP
Nina: NOOOO!
Anna: So, what was my fut (stops talking and bodies seems to shut down)
Steve: What about me?
Rayden: You will have an affair with Anna .
Steve: You mean brainless Aunt Anna?!!?!??!
Rayden: Heck I see a marriage in the future.
Christie: What about me?
Rayden: Oh gosh!! Remember, respect yourself!
Christie: What?
Lei: And me?
Rayden: I sense peanut sauce. and a lot of it
Lei: At least I don't get eaten by my own wife.
Hwoarang :I bet we work it out though after that!
Julia: I probably poop you out!
Michelle: And me?
Rayden: I sense monkies, rabid dirty monkies.
AT THE MANSION
Kazuya: Come down here right now Jun!!
JUN COMES OUT THE ROOM WITH BAEK, HE HAS LIPSTICK ALL OVER HIS FACE
Kazuya: I need to win you back, and what will win you back
Jun: Mmm. You need to beat Baek in.
Kazuya: A sparring match?
Baek: Barbie Contest?
Kazuya: YEAH BARBIES!!!
Jun: At IRON CHEF!!!
Everyone:????
Ling: Things would have been so much easier if they just fought to the death..
BACK AT MISS RAYDEN'S
Michelle: Who knew that I would give up men and start dating monkies..
Julia: Ew. So gross.
I HAVE RETURNED!!! OKAY, PLEASE, PLEASE R &R!!! WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO EVERYONE, AND WHO WILL WIN IRON CHEF?!?!!? FIND OUT NEXT CHAPTER 13 SO YOU WANT TO BE AN IRON CHEF