CHAPTER 12
SO YOU WANT TO BE AN IRON CHEF?
Disclaimer: Don't own Tekken or Iron Chef! Or anything else!
Kazuya: How am I going to beat Baek at Iron Chef!!
Heihatchi: How are you, you know that Baek is the Betty Crocker cooking champ.
Ling: And was Queen Seafood for 5 years.
Kazuya: Okay, no need to worry!
Jin: I figured out the ingredient! Its octopus!
Kazuya: Okay, that should be easy. Wait a minute, do I get them , alive..
Jin: Yeah.
Kazuya: Oh.
AT MISS RAYDENS
Yoshimitsu: So what about me?
Rayden: You leave a petty existence until you die alone at the ripe age of , 234?
Yoshimitsu: Yeah!!!
Rayden: Anyone else?
Bryan: What about me?
Rayden: Your dead.
Bryan: Oh..
Rayden: I'm getting tired so hurry it up!
Marduk: What about me?
Rayden: I don't know, your too fat to tell anything!!
BACK AT THE MANSION/ COOKING STADIUM
Jun: If my memory serves me correctly, octopus has always been one of my favorite dishes. Now make good food you two or I'm marrying Lee!
Lee: Score!!!
Heihatchi: It looks like a great day in Cooking Stadium, and here today are our two guest judges, Ling Kazama and her husband Jin Kazama.
Jin: Great to be here..
Ling: Thankyou *fake laughter *
Kazuya tries to take an octopus out of the water container and he does, but then one gets stuck to his face and he struggles for air.
Jin: It looks like Kazuya-San has a little trouble with ingredient!
Ling: *fake laughter , and badly dubbed words * So he does!
Heihatchi: this reminds me of a story when I ate fish.
Ling: Why?
Heihatchi: Because it was a fish!!! *everyone starts laughing *
CAN HEAR THE SCREAMING AND THE VIOLENCE AS KAZUYA STILL FIGHTS TO GET AIR AND DEFEAT THE OCTOPUS
Ling: So far, Baek-San has 5 dishes done that just look incredible.
Jin: It looks as if Kazuya-San has not even started cooking.
Kazuya: SOMEBODY HELP!!!
Heihatchi: Such pitiful cries!
*Jin and Ling and Heihatchi laugh sadistically *
Jun: Kazzie!!! Are you okay?
Kazuya: I'm just fine!
Jun: THEN THAT GIVES YOU NOT EXCUSE TO TAKE A BREAK!!
Kazuya: But I do have this octopus stuck to my face and is stopping me from breathing. *faints *
The Judges laugh sadistically again *
BACK AT MISS RAYDEN'S
Julia: I want to leave , its too depressing.
Nina: Just admit it, we are all cosmically screwed, we have angered fate and now we shall suffer by either dying young awful deaths or dying lonely deaths. Okay now that is over with, lets go watch Baek and Kazuya fight over Jun.
Julia: I never saw what they saw in her..
BACK AT THE MANSIONS
Ling: It seems that Kazuya has fainted and has been laying there for the last 37 minutes.
Jin: Yes, this is one exciting battle, as Baek has created 10 dishes that look absolutely amazing.
Heihatchi: Lets taste the food!
Jin: Kazuya, has no dishes and Baek first dish is a octopus soup!!!
20 minutes later
Jun: I have made my decision, I choose.. Kazuya!!!
Baek : What?!? But Kazuya is lying dead in your kitchen right now, and you know I had better dishes!! HE DIDN'T HAVE ONE DISH!!
Jun: So?
Kazuya: I finally fought the octopus, is the fight over?
Jun: Yeah. and I chose you!
Kazuya: Score!!
Lee: But I wanted to marry someone. Ling will you marry me?
Ling: I'm bored, sure!
Jin: But your married to me!
Ling: Oh yeah, sorry.
Lee: Darn, I need someone to marry!!!
Baek: What about me?
Everyone: ????
Lei: So who won Iron Chef? * trips on a bucket of PEANUT SAUCE AND IS COVERED WITH IT *
Ling: That sucks, I was going to use that!
Lee: I need someone to marry!
Raccoon: I'll marry you!
Ling: So what do we do now?
Jun: Why do we all just go inside and watch TV!!!
Ling: Okay.
Julia: Well. Wasn't that interesting.
Lei: You got that right Fat Momma!
Ling: Fat Momma?
END OF CHAPTER 13 CHAPTER 14- LING BECOMES A SORORITY GIRL
SO YOU WANT TO BE AN IRON CHEF?
Disclaimer: Don't own Tekken or Iron Chef! Or anything else!
Kazuya: How am I going to beat Baek at Iron Chef!!
Heihatchi: How are you, you know that Baek is the Betty Crocker cooking champ.
Ling: And was Queen Seafood for 5 years.
Kazuya: Okay, no need to worry!
Jin: I figured out the ingredient! Its octopus!
Kazuya: Okay, that should be easy. Wait a minute, do I get them , alive..
Jin: Yeah.
Kazuya: Oh.
AT MISS RAYDENS
Yoshimitsu: So what about me?
Rayden: You leave a petty existence until you die alone at the ripe age of , 234?
Yoshimitsu: Yeah!!!
Rayden: Anyone else?
Bryan: What about me?
Rayden: Your dead.
Bryan: Oh..
Rayden: I'm getting tired so hurry it up!
Marduk: What about me?
Rayden: I don't know, your too fat to tell anything!!
BACK AT THE MANSION/ COOKING STADIUM
Jun: If my memory serves me correctly, octopus has always been one of my favorite dishes. Now make good food you two or I'm marrying Lee!
Lee: Score!!!
Heihatchi: It looks like a great day in Cooking Stadium, and here today are our two guest judges, Ling Kazama and her husband Jin Kazama.
Jin: Great to be here..
Ling: Thankyou *fake laughter *
Kazuya tries to take an octopus out of the water container and he does, but then one gets stuck to his face and he struggles for air.
Jin: It looks like Kazuya-San has a little trouble with ingredient!
Ling: *fake laughter , and badly dubbed words * So he does!
Heihatchi: this reminds me of a story when I ate fish.
Ling: Why?
Heihatchi: Because it was a fish!!! *everyone starts laughing *
CAN HEAR THE SCREAMING AND THE VIOLENCE AS KAZUYA STILL FIGHTS TO GET AIR AND DEFEAT THE OCTOPUS
Ling: So far, Baek-San has 5 dishes done that just look incredible.
Jin: It looks as if Kazuya-San has not even started cooking.
Kazuya: SOMEBODY HELP!!!
Heihatchi: Such pitiful cries!
*Jin and Ling and Heihatchi laugh sadistically *
Jun: Kazzie!!! Are you okay?
Kazuya: I'm just fine!
Jun: THEN THAT GIVES YOU NOT EXCUSE TO TAKE A BREAK!!
Kazuya: But I do have this octopus stuck to my face and is stopping me from breathing. *faints *
The Judges laugh sadistically again *
BACK AT MISS RAYDEN'S
Julia: I want to leave , its too depressing.
Nina: Just admit it, we are all cosmically screwed, we have angered fate and now we shall suffer by either dying young awful deaths or dying lonely deaths. Okay now that is over with, lets go watch Baek and Kazuya fight over Jun.
Julia: I never saw what they saw in her..
BACK AT THE MANSIONS
Ling: It seems that Kazuya has fainted and has been laying there for the last 37 minutes.
Jin: Yes, this is one exciting battle, as Baek has created 10 dishes that look absolutely amazing.
Heihatchi: Lets taste the food!
Jin: Kazuya, has no dishes and Baek first dish is a octopus soup!!!
20 minutes later
Jun: I have made my decision, I choose.. Kazuya!!!
Baek : What?!? But Kazuya is lying dead in your kitchen right now, and you know I had better dishes!! HE DIDN'T HAVE ONE DISH!!
Jun: So?
Kazuya: I finally fought the octopus, is the fight over?
Jun: Yeah. and I chose you!
Kazuya: Score!!
Lee: But I wanted to marry someone. Ling will you marry me?
Ling: I'm bored, sure!
Jin: But your married to me!
Ling: Oh yeah, sorry.
Lee: Darn, I need someone to marry!!!
Baek: What about me?
Everyone: ????
Lei: So who won Iron Chef? * trips on a bucket of PEANUT SAUCE AND IS COVERED WITH IT *
Ling: That sucks, I was going to use that!
Lee: I need someone to marry!
Raccoon: I'll marry you!
Ling: So what do we do now?
Jun: Why do we all just go inside and watch TV!!!
Ling: Okay.
Julia: Well. Wasn't that interesting.
Lei: You got that right Fat Momma!
Ling: Fat Momma?
END OF CHAPTER 13 CHAPTER 14- LING BECOMES A SORORITY GIRL