CHAPTER 14
LING BECOMES A SORORITY GIRL
Disclaimer: Don't own anything.
Note: Sorry to all sorority girl , I was watching MTV and I saw a commercial for that TV show Sorority Life 2, I know that in real life sorority and frat's don't act that way but its just funny for the story.
Kazuya: Its take your family to college day and I wanted to take you guys.
Ling: Well this is a nice campus.
Kazuya: Yeah it is XXXXXXX
Jin: XXXXXX?
Kazuya: Do to copyright laws and such.
Jin: OH! Then I love XXXXXX
Jun: Stop saying that it sounds like an adult movie.
Ling: Well what do you want to do?
Girl: So hey girl, you want to join or sorority, its called XXXXX ?
Ling: XXXXX?
Girl: Just join.
Ling: But I'm not even a student anymore, and
Girl: You get to meet cute boys.
Ling: sign me up!
Jin: Ling?
Ling: You know I'm just joining up because GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN!
Jun: You go sister!
Ling: and to make you jealous!
Jun: You go again sister!
Jin: Darn.
Lee: I want to join a sorority!
Everyone:????
Lee: I mean a fraternity! YEAH MANLY!
Jin: Fine, I'll join a fraternity!
Kazuya: Wasn't that interesting.
Jun: Extremely.
Kazuya: Let's go to the student union, there is food there.
Jun: Go food.
Kazuya: While the kids are busy, I have to ask you, why were you so evil when we were separated?
Jun :Eh, I never get to be evil. Just once
Kazuya: Feels good doesn't it?
Jun: My name is Jun.
Kazuya: cool.
AT THE ***** SORORITY
Girl: and if you sign up, you get to live in this house!!
Ling: Oh my gosh! Did that sound dumb enough.
Girl: No, with more feeling!! OH MY GOSH!
Ling: I don't know if I can be that perky.
Girl: YOU WILL BE!!
Ling: So tell me about the partying!
Girl: We party every night from 4- 16 am!
Ling: 16 am?
Girl: Yeah..
Ling : Okay.
Girl: YEAH PARTYING!!!
Ling: What's your name?
Girl: Its Candy.. I'm sometimes called Dandy! ISN'T THAT FUNNY?
Ling: Yeah. Really funny.
Candy: okay, its time to party!!
EVERYONE JUMPS OUT OF NOWHERE AND START DANCING
Ling: Wow, you decorated this room really fast.
Julia: Great party!!!
Ling: Julia??!?
Julia: Oh, hi Ling, I went back to college to get my degree in psychology.
Ling: Oh, but you seem to smart for this kind of scene.
Julia: Yeah, my date brought me to the place. What are you doing here?
Ling: I'm part of this sorority.
Julia: But you're not a student anymore.
Ling: Well I don't think they know that 89-year-old man is part of our sorority.
Old Man: PARTY!
Candy: Hobo Jack, the old guy is a sorority alum!
Julia: That's great. Ling, I see your husband.
Ling: WHERE!! IS HE DANCING WITH SOMEONE, CAUSE IF HE IS, THAT USURPER IS GOING TO GET IT!
Julia: No he just.. Standing.
Ling: That's good.
Julia: Okay. You two have an odd marriage.
Ling: so, at least I am married.
Julia: That was a heavy blow.
Ling: yeah, well talk to the hand. Did that sound dumb enough?
Julia: Not really
Ling: One of the sorority's rule is that I have to be perky at all times an airhead.
Julia: Yeesh, rules to live by.
Ling: I know.
Jin: Hi
Ling: Are you having fun at your fraternity?
Jin: Good fun, first we woke up, then we drank.
Julia: At 9:00 in the morning?
Jin: What is wrong with that?
Julia: Nothing.
Jin: So you better be okay with it!
Julia: Calm down frat boy!
Ling: So what do we do at these shin-digs?
Steve: You want to dance Ling?
Julia: What are you doing here?
Steve: I'm apart of XXXX Fraternity.
Jin: Hey, my fraternity hates yours!
Julia: I'm sure we can work this through, crap, and punch!! SOMEONE SPIKE THE PUNCH!
Ling: I never knew Julia was such a party girl.
Jin: So.
Ling: Yeah..
THE NEXT DAY
Candy: I am the president of XXXX and I am glad to have all our new sisters!!!
Ling: Nina, Anna, Michelle, Jun your all in this sorority?
Candy: We're rushing!
Ling: OH MY GOSH, SO AM I!! Did that sound stupid enough?
Candy: More feeling Ling!!! Okay these is how it goes, you 5 girls will live in the nearby pledge house!!! Okay, now scoot!!
Kunimistu: I'm pledgemaster and I'll help you!
Michelle: You're in here?
Kunimistu: Well what do you think I did in my spare time?
Nina: Killing people.
Jun: That's your hobby Nina.
Nina: Oh.
Jun: LETS GET OUR PARTY ON!
Ling: Its 12 in the afternoon.
AT THE PLEDGEHOUSE
Ling: Its so fun we get to live with each other for the next two months! Jun: It is going to be really fun! I really like Ling, my daughter in law, but if she spits on me again! This is going to suck..
END OF CHAPTER 14 ITALICS MEAN THEIR THOUGHTS/ CONFESSIONALS!
Disclaimer: Don't own anything.
Note: Sorry to all sorority girl , I was watching MTV and I saw a commercial for that TV show Sorority Life 2, I know that in real life sorority and frat's don't act that way but its just funny for the story.
Kazuya: Its take your family to college day and I wanted to take you guys.
Ling: Well this is a nice campus.
Kazuya: Yeah it is XXXXXXX
Jin: XXXXXX?
Kazuya: Do to copyright laws and such.
Jin: OH! Then I love XXXXXX
Jun: Stop saying that it sounds like an adult movie.
Ling: Well what do you want to do?
Girl: So hey girl, you want to join or sorority, its called XXXXX ?
Ling: XXXXX?
Girl: Just join.
Ling: But I'm not even a student anymore, and
Girl: You get to meet cute boys.
Ling: sign me up!
Jin: Ling?
Ling: You know I'm just joining up because GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN!
Jun: You go sister!
Ling: and to make you jealous!
Jun: You go again sister!
Jin: Darn.
Lee: I want to join a sorority!
Everyone:????
Lee: I mean a fraternity! YEAH MANLY!
Jin: Fine, I'll join a fraternity!
Kazuya: Wasn't that interesting.
Jun: Extremely.
Kazuya: Let's go to the student union, there is food there.
Jun: Go food.
Kazuya: While the kids are busy, I have to ask you, why were you so evil when we were separated?
Jun :Eh, I never get to be evil. Just once
Kazuya: Feels good doesn't it?
Jun: My name is Jun.
Kazuya: cool.
AT THE ***** SORORITY
Girl: and if you sign up, you get to live in this house!!
Ling: Oh my gosh! Did that sound dumb enough.
Girl: No, with more feeling!! OH MY GOSH!
Ling: I don't know if I can be that perky.
Girl: YOU WILL BE!!
Ling: So tell me about the partying!
Girl: We party every night from 4- 16 am!
Ling: 16 am?
Girl: Yeah..
Ling : Okay.
Girl: YEAH PARTYING!!!
Ling: What's your name?
Girl: Its Candy.. I'm sometimes called Dandy! ISN'T THAT FUNNY?
Ling: Yeah. Really funny.
Candy: okay, its time to party!!
EVERYONE JUMPS OUT OF NOWHERE AND START DANCING
Ling: Wow, you decorated this room really fast.
Julia: Great party!!!
Ling: Julia??!?
Julia: Oh, hi Ling, I went back to college to get my degree in psychology.
Ling: Oh, but you seem to smart for this kind of scene.
Julia: Yeah, my date brought me to the place. What are you doing here?
Ling: I'm part of this sorority.
Julia: But you're not a student anymore.
Ling: Well I don't think they know that 89-year-old man is part of our sorority.
Old Man: PARTY!
Candy: Hobo Jack, the old guy is a sorority alum!
Julia: That's great. Ling, I see your husband.
Ling: WHERE!! IS HE DANCING WITH SOMEONE, CAUSE IF HE IS, THAT USURPER IS GOING TO GET IT!
Julia: No he just.. Standing.
Ling: That's good.
Julia: Okay. You two have an odd marriage.
Ling: so, at least I am married.
Julia: That was a heavy blow.
Ling: yeah, well talk to the hand. Did that sound dumb enough?
Julia: Not really
Ling: One of the sorority's rule is that I have to be perky at all times an airhead.
Julia: Yeesh, rules to live by.
Ling: I know.
Jin: Hi
Ling: Are you having fun at your fraternity?
Jin: Good fun, first we woke up, then we drank.
Julia: At 9:00 in the morning?
Jin: What is wrong with that?
Julia: Nothing.
Jin: So you better be okay with it!
Julia: Calm down frat boy!
Ling: So what do we do at these shin-digs?
Steve: You want to dance Ling?
Julia: What are you doing here?
Steve: I'm apart of XXXX Fraternity.
Jin: Hey, my fraternity hates yours!
Julia: I'm sure we can work this through, crap, and punch!! SOMEONE SPIKE THE PUNCH!
Ling: I never knew Julia was such a party girl.
Jin: So.
Ling: Yeah..
THE NEXT DAY
Candy: I am the president of XXXX and I am glad to have all our new sisters!!!
Ling: Nina, Anna, Michelle, Jun your all in this sorority?
Candy: We're rushing!
Ling: OH MY GOSH, SO AM I!! Did that sound stupid enough?
Candy: More feeling Ling!!! Okay these is how it goes, you 5 girls will live in the nearby pledge house!!! Okay, now scoot!!
Kunimistu: I'm pledgemaster and I'll help you!
Michelle: You're in here?
Kunimistu: Well what do you think I did in my spare time?
Nina: Killing people.
Jun: That's your hobby Nina.
Nina: Oh.
Jun: LETS GET OUR PARTY ON!
Ling: Its 12 in the afternoon.
AT THE PLEDGEHOUSE
Ling: Its so fun we get to live with each other for the next two months! Jun: It is going to be really fun! I really like Ling, my daughter in law, but if she spits on me again! This is going to suck..
END OF CHAPTER 14 ITALICS MEAN THEIR THOUGHTS/ CONFESSIONALS!