Chapter 16

Tekken the Musical

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Jin: Wouldn't it be cool if life was long song?

Ling: Well I mean. I guess.

Jin: ((quotations mean songs )) "Life would be so awesome, if was a sooooonnnnggggg!!! "

*Dancers come out*

Ling: "We could sing about who life sucks, how we all smell and how Jin craps his pants!!!!"

Dancers: "Craps his pants!!"

Jin: "And we could sing about Ling's hairy legs!"

Ling: " And how Jin had issues with his man hood and thought he was gay for a period time when he got attracted to Angel!!!"

Jin: " When Ling was in love with Shaft!!!"

Ling: "When Jin was caught nude in the streets!"

Jin: "When Ling was drunk with that hobo!!!"

Ling: "When Jin tried for American Idol and failed!!!!"

Jin: " When Ling thought she was a dog!"

Ling: "Because its all really funny, to sing about embarrassing moments!!!"
AT A RESTURARNT Kunimitsu: "We are the characters that you forget about and you never wonder what happen to us!! "

Ganryu: "We're barely in your fanfiction and we not in the series anymore."

Gon: "I DIDN'T EVEN MAKE TTT!!!"

Wang: "I'm old and decrepit and that is how you all think of me!!!!"

Michelle: " I was famous but where the ##$%$&^%^&@ did I go?"

Baek : "I was around Tekken , but I didn't make a return, they thought I was too boring so they had to think of a way to get rid of me. Crazy She/males was suppose to do me in, but Ogre got to me first!!!"

Hwoarang: "Hey, what am I doing here, people love me!!!"

Roger: "I'm a Kangaroo!!"
AT THE MANSION

Julia: "I feel, like I'm just. part of the scenery!!"

King: "Because we are!!!!"

Paul: "My hairs sticks up and judo is my style, but I don't throw people!!! "

Law: " I'm cheap with my flips and I sound like Bruce Lee!!!"

Eddy: " I'm remember because sometimes I cheap!!! But people just remember Paul because of his freaky hair!!!"

Lee: "I'm filled with moves from many, with the style of Hwoarang and the techniques of Law!!!"

Everyone: "That is why we all hate you Lee!!!!!!!"

Christie: "I am really, really skanky, and my moves were half as Eddy's!!"

Marduk: "I really annoying!!! That is all I have to say!!!"

Steve: " I can only punch and I'm really cocky, just look at my CRAZY EYES!!!"

Everyone: "CRAZY EYES!!!"

Heihatchi: "Its getting hot in herrrrre!!!"

Everyone: ????

Jack: "We're robots!!"

Everyone: "We're the Tekken Characters! Love us!!! "
SOME PLACE ELSE

Kazuya :" Jun, as you see, I have many passions!!! "I may seem evil and I love pain.. But I also love: Cute little doggies and bunny rabbits! Little small things , like brownies and cookies!! Anything that is warm and fluffy!!! I love it!! "
Jun: That had to be the stupidest most @%$ #$%^&**^$#@ ever. \

Kazuya: I'm going to cry now.

Jun: Cry little man, cry!!!
END OF CHAPTER 16

Ling: That had to be the stupidest chapter in this old ridiculous story!!

Jin: Yeah.

Julia: This story was crap and it was short!!

Jin: Well. Lets go get something to eat, there is a cool Italian place by the house.

Ling: Sounds good, as long as we don't' have to sing.. Jin, you have a horrible voice.

Julia: And we're done.