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Chapter 17 Disclaimer: I don't own anything!
Summary: Kazuya gets a contract to make a movie he wants to call Pekken. Rated VS for Very Stupid.
Mr. Smarty Pants: Mr. Mishima, this movie you wrote up sounds awesome. And of course you know the only reason we are making this movie is because you are rich.
Kazuya: I'm so glad you like my work. And the 4 hundred thousand dollar bribe was just to seal the deal. ~_~
Mr.: Okay, I'll find you a director; you just go home and rest. I'll be in the contact with you!
Kazuya: Alright then.
BACK AT THE HOUSE
Ling: I can't believe they accepted your script. It stunk! It was like it was written by some half twit!
Kazuya: I wrote it!
Hwoarang: That explains it all.
Kazuya: Hey you redhead, what are you doing in my house?
Hwoarang: Remember, you adopted me to replace Jin. I'm the Lee of the house.
Heihatchi: That's funny I did the same thing with Lee.
Ling: I think he sort of implied that by saying he was the Lee of the house hold.
Jin: You're old and crusty.
Heihatchi: And when did I say you could talk.
Jun: Okay, let's just all calm down and eat dinner!
Ling: Was it because you bribed the movie studio Kazuya!
Kazuya: How dare you question my technical and creative merit.. But it was only 4 hundred thousand!
Jun: Just eat already! I made a dinner, now you eat or there will be pain! *ground starts to shake*
*They all head to the table*
Hwoarang: The best part is that we get to be in the movie, don't we Kazuya!
Kazuya: Red head get out of my house.
Jun: Don't say that your son.
Kazuya: I say to Jin all the time. Hey Jin, get out the house.
Jin: Yes daddy. *leaves*
Hwoarang: Loser.
Kazuya: I like your style red-head, now leave.
Hwoarang: What?
Kazuya: You heard me, get out of my house.
*Hwoarang leaves*
Heihatchi: Sooooo.
Jun: I get to be the star of the movie!!!
Few months later: Deadline date of movie: 17 months DAY OF CASTING
Kazuya: Why do you want to play the character of Anice?
Nina: Well because I can portray a dumb red-head very well actually.
Kazuya: I always so you as her blond sister Tina Chilliam.
Nina: Though Tina is beautiful, smart, deadly, I want to play someone, well stupid.
Kazuya: MMMMMM, well I'll think about it.
SECOND DAY OF CASTING
Kazuya: So Michelle, why do you want to play Mihatchi Lishima?
Michelle: No clue.
Kazuya: You're in! Congrats, you play my horrible father in the movie.
Michelle: Cool
Heihatchi: I want to be Mihatchi!
Kazuya: No dad you're the only position we got left, Lashell Pang.
Heihatchi: No, she's a feminist!
Michelle: Excuse me; I happen to believe that Lashell Pang is the best character of them all.
Heihatchi: She is stupid!
Ling: I hope they know that Pekken is based on them.
Jin: I don't care, as long as I get to be Swoarang in Pekken 3!
* Ling walks away muttering some curse words*
Jin: Honey, what's wrong?
FIRST DAY OF SHOOTING
Kazuya: Okay this is the scene where the handsome, courageous Mazpuya gets pushed down a mountain by his she-male father Mihatchi. ACTION!
FILIMING *Michelle Pushes Kazuya off a mountain*
Michelle: GRRRRR. I hate you Mazpuya, I'm jealous of your good looks and witty charm! CUT!
END OF FILMING'
Heihatchi: What's wrong?
Michelle: The script sucks!
Jun: Where is Kazuya?
Ling: Probably dead.
Jun: OH YEAH, INSURANCE MONEY! I mean, NOOOO, MY ONE TRUE LOVE!!
Jin: Mom.
Jun: Say a word and I will kill you.
Jin: Yes mother.
Ling: So what do we do now?
Heihatchi: I saw we continue filming.
Jin: What about dad?
Heihatchi: AH, he'll be fine, this isn't his first time falling from high places.
Everyone: ^~ ^
Kazuya: I'm a-okay!
NEXT DAY OF SHOOTING
Kazuya: This is the scene where Tina and Anice get into a fight. I made Nina Tina and Anna Anice. Alright, ACTION!
FILIMING
Nina: I hate you Anice.
Anna: And so do I, um. Tina!
Nina: I will slap you now.
Anna: Try your best Tina.
Nina: Mazuya will love me!
Anna: No, he will love me!
Nina: CUT!!!
End of filming
Nina: This is totally stupid; we're fighting over Kazuya's character!
Jun: Yes, because he is totally my man!
Ling: This script is so horrible!
Jin: I know.
Hwoarang: Yeah!
Kazuya: You guys are just jealous.
FINAL DAY OF SHOOTING
Kazuya: This is the part when the heroic Mazuya throws his father down the same cliff that he was thrown down years ago.
Ling: Oh, the irony of it all.
Kazuya: That is the way I planned it! *evil laughter* Alright, ACTION
BEGIN FILMING
Kazuya: Die my father!
Michelle: Never!
Yoshmitsu: *sarcastically* I am Punitmistu.
Michelle: Die my handsome son!
Kazuya: No, die my horrible crusty father!
Michelle: I will destroy you! Just because I have seen the destruction of dinosaurs doesn't mean a thing! *confused look on Heihatch's face*
Kazuya: Prepare to be pushed father!
Michelle: Not if I do the pushing first! *Kazuya runs at her but she gets out of the way and falls off the cliff *
CUT! END OF FILMING
Jin: Weren't you suppose to let my father push you off the cliff?
Michelle: I'm not being pushed down the cliff; do you know how bad my hair would look after that?
Ling: Or that the part that you could die??!?!?
Michelle: Oh, yeah, that too.
Ling: AHHHH!
Julia: I'm supposed to be the smart one here! *they start fighting *
Jun: What about Kazuya?
Jin: Shut up mom, two girls are fighting!
Jun: What did you say to me?!?!
Jin: I mean! *runs down the cliff*
*Julia pushes Ling off the cliff *
Julia: I have won! Because nature is on my side! *a rare eagle fly's over head and Julia stands in a victory pose* I have won! *Eagle flies straight down and scares her ,causing her to fall*
Jun: Ah, what the heck! *jumps down the cliff *
Paul: Can we go home now, I want to stop play Flea.
Lee: Kazuya said he made the character after me.
Heihatchi: This has, been, well interesting.
END OF CHAPTER 17! WAIT FOR PEKKEN 2, WHEN MAZUYA TAKES OVER THE RAIBASTU AND MEETS A WOMEN NAME SPOON.
Jun: Does my name have to be spoon?
THE END!
Chapter 17 Disclaimer: I don't own anything!
Summary: Kazuya gets a contract to make a movie he wants to call Pekken. Rated VS for Very Stupid.
Mr. Smarty Pants: Mr. Mishima, this movie you wrote up sounds awesome. And of course you know the only reason we are making this movie is because you are rich.
Kazuya: I'm so glad you like my work. And the 4 hundred thousand dollar bribe was just to seal the deal. ~_~
Mr.: Okay, I'll find you a director; you just go home and rest. I'll be in the contact with you!
Kazuya: Alright then.
BACK AT THE HOUSE
Ling: I can't believe they accepted your script. It stunk! It was like it was written by some half twit!
Kazuya: I wrote it!
Hwoarang: That explains it all.
Kazuya: Hey you redhead, what are you doing in my house?
Hwoarang: Remember, you adopted me to replace Jin. I'm the Lee of the house.
Heihatchi: That's funny I did the same thing with Lee.
Ling: I think he sort of implied that by saying he was the Lee of the house hold.
Jin: You're old and crusty.
Heihatchi: And when did I say you could talk.
Jun: Okay, let's just all calm down and eat dinner!
Ling: Was it because you bribed the movie studio Kazuya!
Kazuya: How dare you question my technical and creative merit.. But it was only 4 hundred thousand!
Jun: Just eat already! I made a dinner, now you eat or there will be pain! *ground starts to shake*
*They all head to the table*
Hwoarang: The best part is that we get to be in the movie, don't we Kazuya!
Kazuya: Red head get out of my house.
Jun: Don't say that your son.
Kazuya: I say to Jin all the time. Hey Jin, get out the house.
Jin: Yes daddy. *leaves*
Hwoarang: Loser.
Kazuya: I like your style red-head, now leave.
Hwoarang: What?
Kazuya: You heard me, get out of my house.
*Hwoarang leaves*
Heihatchi: Sooooo.
Jun: I get to be the star of the movie!!!
Few months later: Deadline date of movie: 17 months DAY OF CASTING
Kazuya: Why do you want to play the character of Anice?
Nina: Well because I can portray a dumb red-head very well actually.
Kazuya: I always so you as her blond sister Tina Chilliam.
Nina: Though Tina is beautiful, smart, deadly, I want to play someone, well stupid.
Kazuya: MMMMMM, well I'll think about it.
SECOND DAY OF CASTING
Kazuya: So Michelle, why do you want to play Mihatchi Lishima?
Michelle: No clue.
Kazuya: You're in! Congrats, you play my horrible father in the movie.
Michelle: Cool
Heihatchi: I want to be Mihatchi!
Kazuya: No dad you're the only position we got left, Lashell Pang.
Heihatchi: No, she's a feminist!
Michelle: Excuse me; I happen to believe that Lashell Pang is the best character of them all.
Heihatchi: She is stupid!
Ling: I hope they know that Pekken is based on them.
Jin: I don't care, as long as I get to be Swoarang in Pekken 3!
* Ling walks away muttering some curse words*
Jin: Honey, what's wrong?
FIRST DAY OF SHOOTING
Kazuya: Okay this is the scene where the handsome, courageous Mazpuya gets pushed down a mountain by his she-male father Mihatchi. ACTION!
FILIMING *Michelle Pushes Kazuya off a mountain*
Michelle: GRRRRR. I hate you Mazpuya, I'm jealous of your good looks and witty charm! CUT!
END OF FILMING'
Heihatchi: What's wrong?
Michelle: The script sucks!
Jun: Where is Kazuya?
Ling: Probably dead.
Jun: OH YEAH, INSURANCE MONEY! I mean, NOOOO, MY ONE TRUE LOVE!!
Jin: Mom.
Jun: Say a word and I will kill you.
Jin: Yes mother.
Ling: So what do we do now?
Heihatchi: I saw we continue filming.
Jin: What about dad?
Heihatchi: AH, he'll be fine, this isn't his first time falling from high places.
Everyone: ^~ ^
Kazuya: I'm a-okay!
NEXT DAY OF SHOOTING
Kazuya: This is the scene where Tina and Anice get into a fight. I made Nina Tina and Anna Anice. Alright, ACTION!
FILIMING
Nina: I hate you Anice.
Anna: And so do I, um. Tina!
Nina: I will slap you now.
Anna: Try your best Tina.
Nina: Mazuya will love me!
Anna: No, he will love me!
Nina: CUT!!!
End of filming
Nina: This is totally stupid; we're fighting over Kazuya's character!
Jun: Yes, because he is totally my man!
Ling: This script is so horrible!
Jin: I know.
Hwoarang: Yeah!
Kazuya: You guys are just jealous.
FINAL DAY OF SHOOTING
Kazuya: This is the part when the heroic Mazuya throws his father down the same cliff that he was thrown down years ago.
Ling: Oh, the irony of it all.
Kazuya: That is the way I planned it! *evil laughter* Alright, ACTION
BEGIN FILMING
Kazuya: Die my father!
Michelle: Never!
Yoshmitsu: *sarcastically* I am Punitmistu.
Michelle: Die my handsome son!
Kazuya: No, die my horrible crusty father!
Michelle: I will destroy you! Just because I have seen the destruction of dinosaurs doesn't mean a thing! *confused look on Heihatch's face*
Kazuya: Prepare to be pushed father!
Michelle: Not if I do the pushing first! *Kazuya runs at her but she gets out of the way and falls off the cliff *
CUT! END OF FILMING
Jin: Weren't you suppose to let my father push you off the cliff?
Michelle: I'm not being pushed down the cliff; do you know how bad my hair would look after that?
Ling: Or that the part that you could die??!?!?
Michelle: Oh, yeah, that too.
Ling: AHHHH!
Julia: I'm supposed to be the smart one here! *they start fighting *
Jun: What about Kazuya?
Jin: Shut up mom, two girls are fighting!
Jun: What did you say to me?!?!
Jin: I mean! *runs down the cliff*
*Julia pushes Ling off the cliff *
Julia: I have won! Because nature is on my side! *a rare eagle fly's over head and Julia stands in a victory pose* I have won! *Eagle flies straight down and scares her ,causing her to fall*
Jun: Ah, what the heck! *jumps down the cliff *
Paul: Can we go home now, I want to stop play Flea.
Lee: Kazuya said he made the character after me.
Heihatchi: This has, been, well interesting.
END OF CHAPTER 17! WAIT FOR PEKKEN 2, WHEN MAZUYA TAKES OVER THE RAIBASTU AND MEETS A WOMEN NAME SPOON.
Jun: Does my name have to be spoon?
THE END!