CHAPTER 18
PEKKEN 2, ATTACK OF THE RELOADED TWO TOWERS
Or
JIN AND LING'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE
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Ling: I can't believe Pekken 1, The Fellowship of Warriors to Stop the Phantom Madness got critically acclaim! It got number 1!
Jin: I just can't wait for Pekken 3.
Ling: Well, your dad has already started filming Pekken 2.
Jin: You want to get something to eat?
Ling: Food sounds good right about now.
Morpheus: Ling, Jin I want to tell you about something. It's called the Matrix.
Ling: Is it a new candy bar?
Jin: OOO! It's those things where they test people for if they like them or not!
Ling: Is it too sweet, because I love sweet candy!
Morpheus: No you idiots! It's something that we must all know about!
Jin: Well you don't have to be mean about it.
Morpheus: I give up.
AT THE PEKKEN PRODUCTION SET
Kazuya: Alright, the first scene of Pekken 2, The Attack of the Reloaded Two Towers is of my evil father Mihatchi rising from the mountain! AND ACTION!
BEING FILMING
Michelle: I am climbing this mountain to stop my handsome devilish son! GRRRR! *slips on falls *
Kazuya: CUT!
END FILMING!
Jun: Kazuya: Couldn't you just make the effect that there is a mountain there because its hurts to fall down that mountain.
Kazuya: Well the actors should suck it up! * Jun pushes him down the mountain*
Jun: Alright everybody, let's start filming the scene with Spoon, my character!
Everyone: AHHHH! *_*
UNDISCLOSED AREA
Trinity: We must warn you, you are living in a matrix. Its not reality, Ling, its all fake. It's a computer program.
Ling: What if you're so called real world was actually the matrix and the matrix that you just mentioned that we are living in is actually the real world.
Neo: That's not possible.
Ling: Hey, who is this? *makes eyes at him *
Trinity: It's probably possible but we don't want to confuse poor Neo here.
Ling: So, he's name is Neo. Hi Neo ^-^
Neo: Hi Ling. ^_^
Jin: Yeah, she is with me. *drags her away *
Trinity: Alright, we have chosen you to help us fight the Matrix.
Jin: Okay..
Neo: A thing you might want to know, I am the one.
Jin: Oh I get it; it's a play on words for the one! Hey, can I be the one?
Neo: No you cannot.
Jin: Well I want to be the one!
Neo: Well your not!
Jin: I want to be the one!
Neo: There can only be one one!
Jin: I want to be the one!
Trinity: Stop fighting. And tell your girlfriend over there to stop making eyes on Neo.
Jin: She is my wife.
Ling: Yeah I'm his wife!
Jin: Now back to more important details, I WANT TO BE THE ONE.
Neo: There can be only one, one!
Ling: That is what they said about Slayers! Now there that one chick and that other chick and some other people!
Trinity: Shut up everyone!
Neo: Tell them Trin; I'm the one, the one and only one!
Jin: Well you need to share!
Ling: I'm so confused.
Agent Smith: Hello Mr. Kazama.
Neo: It's Agent Smith. I mean Agent Luis. NO, it's Smith.
Trinity: Are you sure? I remember that one time Agent Poop got really mad at you for mistaken him for Agent Randy.
Ling: Its time we leave. BYE NEO! ^_^!!
Jin: I should kill Neo, he's the one and now Ling likes him.
Ling: I was just being friendly! Anyways, I was just looking.
Jin: Well fine I should look at something. Hey Ms. Rock.
Ling: You're pathetic.
BACK AT THE PEKKEN STUDIO
Kazuya: This is the scene where Mazuya, troubled and dark, with cool demonic powers meet the lovely Spoon.
BEING FILMING
Kazuya: Arh! I am evil!
Jun: I sense much good in you Mazuya!
Kazuya: GRR! There is no good in me!
Jun: I can save you! PSYCHIC POWERS ACTIVATE. * Lee laughs behind the camera*
Kazuya: You have saved me!!
END FILMING
Jun: I am so going to kill Lee!! *chases him *
STILL AT THE UNDISCLOSED LOCATION
Ling: So how do we go home now without Neo and Trinity.
Jin: Well, I have no clue. Hey wait a minute, a boat on the river. Its name is.
Ling: I think it says Gigantic. Let's go!
Jin: I have a bad feeling about this. I think we should just walk.
Ling: Fine.
Disclaimer: Don't Own Anything at all!!!!! None of the titles as well!
Ling: I can't believe Pekken 1, The Fellowship of Warriors to Stop the Phantom Madness got critically acclaim! It got number 1!
Jin: I just can't wait for Pekken 3.
Ling: Well, your dad has already started filming Pekken 2.
Jin: You want to get something to eat?
Ling: Food sounds good right about now.
Morpheus: Ling, Jin I want to tell you about something. It's called the Matrix.
Ling: Is it a new candy bar?
Jin: OOO! It's those things where they test people for if they like them or not!
Ling: Is it too sweet, because I love sweet candy!
Morpheus: No you idiots! It's something that we must all know about!
Jin: Well you don't have to be mean about it.
Morpheus: I give up.
AT THE PEKKEN PRODUCTION SET
Kazuya: Alright, the first scene of Pekken 2, The Attack of the Reloaded Two Towers is of my evil father Mihatchi rising from the mountain! AND ACTION!
BEING FILMING
Michelle: I am climbing this mountain to stop my handsome devilish son! GRRRR! *slips on falls *
Kazuya: CUT!
END FILMING!
Jun: Kazuya: Couldn't you just make the effect that there is a mountain there because its hurts to fall down that mountain.
Kazuya: Well the actors should suck it up! * Jun pushes him down the mountain*
Jun: Alright everybody, let's start filming the scene with Spoon, my character!
Everyone: AHHHH! *_*
UNDISCLOSED AREA
Trinity: We must warn you, you are living in a matrix. Its not reality, Ling, its all fake. It's a computer program.
Ling: What if you're so called real world was actually the matrix and the matrix that you just mentioned that we are living in is actually the real world.
Neo: That's not possible.
Ling: Hey, who is this? *makes eyes at him *
Trinity: It's probably possible but we don't want to confuse poor Neo here.
Ling: So, he's name is Neo. Hi Neo ^-^
Neo: Hi Ling. ^_^
Jin: Yeah, she is with me. *drags her away *
Trinity: Alright, we have chosen you to help us fight the Matrix.
Jin: Okay..
Neo: A thing you might want to know, I am the one.
Jin: Oh I get it; it's a play on words for the one! Hey, can I be the one?
Neo: No you cannot.
Jin: Well I want to be the one!
Neo: Well your not!
Jin: I want to be the one!
Neo: There can only be one one!
Jin: I want to be the one!
Trinity: Stop fighting. And tell your girlfriend over there to stop making eyes on Neo.
Jin: She is my wife.
Ling: Yeah I'm his wife!
Jin: Now back to more important details, I WANT TO BE THE ONE.
Neo: There can be only one, one!
Ling: That is what they said about Slayers! Now there that one chick and that other chick and some other people!
Trinity: Shut up everyone!
Neo: Tell them Trin; I'm the one, the one and only one!
Jin: Well you need to share!
Ling: I'm so confused.
Agent Smith: Hello Mr. Kazama.
Neo: It's Agent Smith. I mean Agent Luis. NO, it's Smith.
Trinity: Are you sure? I remember that one time Agent Poop got really mad at you for mistaken him for Agent Randy.
Ling: Its time we leave. BYE NEO! ^_^!!
Jin: I should kill Neo, he's the one and now Ling likes him.
Ling: I was just being friendly! Anyways, I was just looking.
Jin: Well fine I should look at something. Hey Ms. Rock.
Ling: You're pathetic.
BACK AT THE PEKKEN STUDIO
Kazuya: This is the scene where Mazuya, troubled and dark, with cool demonic powers meet the lovely Spoon.
BEING FILMING
Kazuya: Arh! I am evil!
Jun: I sense much good in you Mazuya!
Kazuya: GRR! There is no good in me!
Jun: I can save you! PSYCHIC POWERS ACTIVATE. * Lee laughs behind the camera*
Kazuya: You have saved me!!
END FILMING
Jun: I am so going to kill Lee!! *chases him *
STILL AT THE UNDISCLOSED LOCATION
Ling: So how do we go home now without Neo and Trinity.
Jin: Well, I have no clue. Hey wait a minute, a boat on the river. Its name is.
Ling: I think it says Gigantic. Let's go!
Jin: I have a bad feeling about this. I think we should just walk.
Ling: Fine.