CHAPTER 19
DISCLAIMER: DON'T OWN A THING! PEKKEN 2 AND JIN AND LING'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE CONTINUATION
AT UNCLOSED LOCATION
Jin: I'm hungry.
Ling: I got some weird candy from that Morpheus guy.
Jin: Hey it's a red and blue pill.
Ling: Well we're not that hungry *throws it over her head*
Jin: I think we are going to die here.
Ling: Well, I've had a good run.
Jin: I agree.
BACK AT THE PEKKEN STUDIO
Kazuya: Alright you guys, this is the scene when Paw confronts Taek Do San on why he beat up all his students.
BEING FILMING!
Law: I am Paw, why did you beat up my children?
Taek: Cause, I'm a mean bad guy.
Law: Well I, Paw will teach you a lesson you will never forget. Chinese style!
Taek: I don't fear you; my feet will smash your fake hip!
Law: Well bring it on!
Taek: It's already been broughten!
Law: ???
Kazuya: Cut!
END FILMING
Kazuya: Where in the script does it tell you to say that Baek!
Baek: I thought my character would say that.
Kazuya: #-#
Baek: You're doing that thing with your eyes again.
Kazuya: No I am not.
Jun: No honey, he wasn't lying, your eyes are doing that thing again.
Kazuya: They are not, O_o
Jun: Whoa, he never did that before.
Michelle: That's just odd.
Kazuya: I'm not doing anything with my face!
Michelle: You so are!
Kazuya: O_o
Law: Stop its scaring Forest!
Jun: Why would you name your son Forest?
Law: Why would you name your son Jin?
Kazuya: It's when Jun asked for when I was around because she called me all stressful and stuff O_o
Michelle: Seriously stop Kazuya, that eye thingy is scary!
Kazuya: Well, let's call it a nite!
Michelle: You spelled night wrong.
Kazuya: Shut up.
Michelle: Sorry Mr. Grouchy.
STILL AT UNDISCLOSED LOCATION
Jin: Ling, when did you realize you would marry me.
Ling: The first time I saw you acted all moody and started talking to squirrels.
Jin: Well, I feel like we don't get to do normal stuff.
Ling: What are you talking about Jin, I mean so we're both martial artist. So your father is a multi-dollar trillionare with an unstable mental condition. So your mother thinks she can talk to the sky, and Heihatchi wears a diaper and Lee well, yeah.
Jin: My family is so odd.
Ling: My parents are weird too, my mom makes blue jello. My dad likes ducks and my sis thinks she can command fire by setting dolls on fire.
Jin: I guess we're just two weird people from two weird families but really, blue jello?
2 HOURS LATER
Jin: I still we're going to die here.
Ling: Well you do remember the time your mother went all insane and trapped us in the Kazama Dungeon.
Jin: I always wondered what happened to that actor that was making moves on dad anyways.
Ling: Well just keep walking and we'll find something.
Jin: So Ling, have you ever wondered why we clicked.
Ling: Not really.
Jin: Have you ever wondered why my dog Oober and Hwoarang dog never got along.
Ling: Didn't he name his dog Michelle Julia Chang?
Jin: He has always had so weird obsession for the Chang women.
Hwoarang: No I don't!!!
Jin: Hwoarang, you have come to save us!
Hwoarang: No I was craving some soda and drove out to the closet store I could think of.
Ling: The closet store to the house is a block away. And where did the car go?
Hwoarang: I got hungry along the way so I sold it for $20 bucks.
Jin: You mean the new one dad bought for 190,000,000 dollars?!?!
Hwoarang: You make it sound as if it is a bad thing.
Ling: I think we should try to find some form of civilization.
Hwoarang: I'm getting déjà vu, wait.. Nope, it's gone.
Ling: Of all the people to find us. Geesh why couldn't some grizzly bear come, it would at least end the suffering.
Jin: Hey look who followed us, Kuma.
Ling: I meant no pun of that.
Heihatchi: What are you guys doing in the backyard?
Ling: The BACKYARD??!
Jin: This thing is huge!
Heihatchi: That is why you never walk around in the back yard. And what happened to the new car, I want test drive it.
Jin: You can ask Hwoarang. He had it last. ^_^
Hwoarang: Take that smirk off your face Jin!
Heihatchi: Red-head where is the new car?
NEXT DAY OF FILIMING, AT THE STUDIO
Kazuya: Alright the next scene is where Anice and Tina get stuck in the Uber-Freeze Chamber by Dr. F Alright, ACTION! '
BEGIN FILMING
Panda: ARRRR!!!
Anna: I think the panda bear, no I mean Dr. F wants to put us in the Uber- Freeze Chamber Tina!
Panda: ARRRR!!
Nina: No, we must run Anice!
*Panda tackles Anna and starts mauling her *
Anna: Somebody help, the panda bear, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
*Nina whispers as she walks off the set*
Anna: HEEEELLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!
Kazuya: Cut!!
END FILMING
Anna: Help, my small brain!! The panda bear is eating me!!!
Kazuya: So it is true big animals eat people.
Anna: HELP!!!
Everyone: Woooo, isn't that panda bear cute??!?!
Anna: IT'S SO CUTE, NOW GET IT OFF ME, ITS EATING MY THIN BRAIN!!!
NEXT SCENE
Kazuya: Final scene of the movie Spoon says goodbye to Mazuya as Mithatchi throws me into the fiery volcano. And ACTION!
BEGIN FILMING
Jun: My psychic powers warn me that something is going to happen.
Kazuya: It's like spider sense! Cool
Jun: Don't leave Mazuya, your in danger!
Kazuya: Goodbye Spoon!
Michelle: Can we get this over with already! *throws Mazuya into the volcano *
Jun: Cut!!!
END FILMING
Jun: I hope he can survive that, because it's a long way down. And it seems kind of hot.
Kazuya: I'm okay, that's a rap everyone!!!!
Jun: Finally!! I'm getting something to eat.
Kazuya: Well I think we should all be proud of our work.
Michelle: Speak for yourself.
CHAPTER 20 PEKKEN 3 IS COMING TO A THEATHER NEAR YOU!
DISCLAIMER: DON'T OWN A THING! PEKKEN 2 AND JIN AND LING'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE CONTINUATION
AT UNCLOSED LOCATION
Jin: I'm hungry.
Ling: I got some weird candy from that Morpheus guy.
Jin: Hey it's a red and blue pill.
Ling: Well we're not that hungry *throws it over her head*
Jin: I think we are going to die here.
Ling: Well, I've had a good run.
Jin: I agree.
BACK AT THE PEKKEN STUDIO
Kazuya: Alright you guys, this is the scene when Paw confronts Taek Do San on why he beat up all his students.
BEING FILMING!
Law: I am Paw, why did you beat up my children?
Taek: Cause, I'm a mean bad guy.
Law: Well I, Paw will teach you a lesson you will never forget. Chinese style!
Taek: I don't fear you; my feet will smash your fake hip!
Law: Well bring it on!
Taek: It's already been broughten!
Law: ???
Kazuya: Cut!
END FILMING
Kazuya: Where in the script does it tell you to say that Baek!
Baek: I thought my character would say that.
Kazuya: #-#
Baek: You're doing that thing with your eyes again.
Kazuya: No I am not.
Jun: No honey, he wasn't lying, your eyes are doing that thing again.
Kazuya: They are not, O_o
Jun: Whoa, he never did that before.
Michelle: That's just odd.
Kazuya: I'm not doing anything with my face!
Michelle: You so are!
Kazuya: O_o
Law: Stop its scaring Forest!
Jun: Why would you name your son Forest?
Law: Why would you name your son Jin?
Kazuya: It's when Jun asked for when I was around because she called me all stressful and stuff O_o
Michelle: Seriously stop Kazuya, that eye thingy is scary!
Kazuya: Well, let's call it a nite!
Michelle: You spelled night wrong.
Kazuya: Shut up.
Michelle: Sorry Mr. Grouchy.
STILL AT UNDISCLOSED LOCATION
Jin: Ling, when did you realize you would marry me.
Ling: The first time I saw you acted all moody and started talking to squirrels.
Jin: Well, I feel like we don't get to do normal stuff.
Ling: What are you talking about Jin, I mean so we're both martial artist. So your father is a multi-dollar trillionare with an unstable mental condition. So your mother thinks she can talk to the sky, and Heihatchi wears a diaper and Lee well, yeah.
Jin: My family is so odd.
Ling: My parents are weird too, my mom makes blue jello. My dad likes ducks and my sis thinks she can command fire by setting dolls on fire.
Jin: I guess we're just two weird people from two weird families but really, blue jello?
2 HOURS LATER
Jin: I still we're going to die here.
Ling: Well you do remember the time your mother went all insane and trapped us in the Kazama Dungeon.
Jin: I always wondered what happened to that actor that was making moves on dad anyways.
Ling: Well just keep walking and we'll find something.
Jin: So Ling, have you ever wondered why we clicked.
Ling: Not really.
Jin: Have you ever wondered why my dog Oober and Hwoarang dog never got along.
Ling: Didn't he name his dog Michelle Julia Chang?
Jin: He has always had so weird obsession for the Chang women.
Hwoarang: No I don't!!!
Jin: Hwoarang, you have come to save us!
Hwoarang: No I was craving some soda and drove out to the closet store I could think of.
Ling: The closet store to the house is a block away. And where did the car go?
Hwoarang: I got hungry along the way so I sold it for $20 bucks.
Jin: You mean the new one dad bought for 190,000,000 dollars?!?!
Hwoarang: You make it sound as if it is a bad thing.
Ling: I think we should try to find some form of civilization.
Hwoarang: I'm getting déjà vu, wait.. Nope, it's gone.
Ling: Of all the people to find us. Geesh why couldn't some grizzly bear come, it would at least end the suffering.
Jin: Hey look who followed us, Kuma.
Ling: I meant no pun of that.
Heihatchi: What are you guys doing in the backyard?
Ling: The BACKYARD??!
Jin: This thing is huge!
Heihatchi: That is why you never walk around in the back yard. And what happened to the new car, I want test drive it.
Jin: You can ask Hwoarang. He had it last. ^_^
Hwoarang: Take that smirk off your face Jin!
Heihatchi: Red-head where is the new car?
NEXT DAY OF FILIMING, AT THE STUDIO
Kazuya: Alright the next scene is where Anice and Tina get stuck in the Uber-Freeze Chamber by Dr. F Alright, ACTION! '
BEGIN FILMING
Panda: ARRRR!!!
Anna: I think the panda bear, no I mean Dr. F wants to put us in the Uber- Freeze Chamber Tina!
Panda: ARRRR!!
Nina: No, we must run Anice!
*Panda tackles Anna and starts mauling her *
Anna: Somebody help, the panda bear, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
*Nina whispers as she walks off the set*
Anna: HEEEELLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!
Kazuya: Cut!!
END FILMING
Anna: Help, my small brain!! The panda bear is eating me!!!
Kazuya: So it is true big animals eat people.
Anna: HELP!!!
Everyone: Woooo, isn't that panda bear cute??!?!
Anna: IT'S SO CUTE, NOW GET IT OFF ME, ITS EATING MY THIN BRAIN!!!
NEXT SCENE
Kazuya: Final scene of the movie Spoon says goodbye to Mazuya as Mithatchi throws me into the fiery volcano. And ACTION!
BEGIN FILMING
Jun: My psychic powers warn me that something is going to happen.
Kazuya: It's like spider sense! Cool
Jun: Don't leave Mazuya, your in danger!
Kazuya: Goodbye Spoon!
Michelle: Can we get this over with already! *throws Mazuya into the volcano *
Jun: Cut!!!
END FILMING
Jun: I hope he can survive that, because it's a long way down. And it seems kind of hot.
Kazuya: I'm okay, that's a rap everyone!!!!
Jun: Finally!! I'm getting something to eat.
Kazuya: Well I think we should all be proud of our work.
Michelle: Speak for yourself.
CHAPTER 20 PEKKEN 3 IS COMING TO A THEATHER NEAR YOU!