CHAPTER 20,
A COTTAGE IN THE HILLS
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Jin: Well we wanted to start right away with the filming of Pekken3 but, after some freak accident with a panda bear and Anna, so we all planned to go on a vacation. Ling and I wanted some time to relax.
AT ZAIBASTU BUS
Hwoarang: *carrying a camera* I know we are going to find the legendary ice creature of the Zaibastu Hills.
Nina: Turn that camera off or I am going to make sure you're not capable of having children!
Hwoarang: I think I already found a demon.
Julia: Hwoarang get over here! I need someone to talk to; it seems the love birds can't get their hands off each other!
Hwoarang: EEWW, get a room you two!
Julia: I need something to hit. They keep making goofy eyes at each other.
Ling: Am not!
Julia: I just can't wait to get there to.
Ling: No,finish that statement.
Julia: I don't have to!
Ling: You've have been acting weird every since we met that movie star David Dil (it's made up!)something.
Julia: I'm fine. But I won't be if you even look at each other with those stupid love sick eyes again!
Ling: Well it has been a long time since we have been somewhere romantic.
Julia: yeah, I remember the last place you took Ling that was nearly romantic was at that weird Love Love and More love Show.
Hwoarang: What about that time he took her to that car show?
Ling: Okay guys I think you just proved my point!
Julia: I sometimes wish I could have what you guys have, but then I really think about it I would probably kill somebody.
Nina: I kill people, I mean if you just forget about your morals and bam, there dead. *pale white face*
Law: What's wrong with Nina?
Julia: I think she just had an intervention.
AT THE INN
Hwoarang: Alright we all have our own rooms except for the gross lovely dovey couples!
Julia: I say we hit the ice. You know go skiing and have some fun already.
Nina: I'm coming. *pale white face again* blood. on the ice. it won't go away. it hardens.
Julia: Are you okay Nina?
Nina: Yeah. I'm fine.
Hwoarang: I think she is thinking about all the people she's killed.
Julia: You're so inconsiderate Hwoarang.
Miharu: Can I come along?
Julia: Miharu?!?!? Where did you come from? I thought we left you for dead in that closet after you tried to steal Jin from Ling.
Miharu: I'm fine! Hey, you are the ones that locked me in that closet!
Hwoarang: Hurry! *takes a stick and hits her on her head * Alright. What do we do now?!?!? *panics and hits Nina over the head and knocks her out *
Julia: You retard!!! Alright, we can bury Miharu in the ice and try to wake up Nina.
Hwoarang: Isn't that murder though??!?!?
Julia: Well Miharu is really annoying.
Hwoarang: It won't feel right!
Julia: Fine, we just leave her in the cabin, but if she says I word, I'm going to hit her.
Hwoarang: What's wrong Julia, I mean you use to be so nice, now you are planning a murder. That's 4th degree murder.
Julia: You mean 1st degree right?
Hwoarang: No fourth because that is the worst.
Julia: No 1st degree is.
Hwoarang: But four is a higher number!
Julia: Just come on a let's try to wake up Nina.
Nina: I felt like some really weak girl hit me on the head with a stick.
Julia: It happened; now let's just go on the ice already.
Hwoarang: I know I'm going to find that snow beast!
Nina and Julia: Shut up Hwoarang.
AT THE INN'S GAME ROOM
Paul: It's good to relax.
Law: Have you guys ever wondering why I sound like a woman, because I just realized that.
Yoshimitsu: Nope, I just always thought you were a woman
Paul: Actually me too.
Eddy: Now that I think about it, you sound as girly as Christie.
Christie: Eddy!
Eddy: you know I'm going to go out on the ice; maybe there I can ditch Christie.
Paul: You can't ditch Christie, she's a magnet.
Law: AHHH My voice is so girly!
Paul: well you know what; I'll go on the ice with you Eddy. I want to try my new ice suit.
Law: Not that same ice suit you bought at store! It makes you look like some really scary Eskimo.
Paul: The guy at the store said they were fashionable!
Eddy: Paul you're in you 50's now, you don't need to be fashionable.
Heihatchi: You make old age sound likes it really bad.
Paul: Yeah, we old people are cool.
Lei: yeah. Go old people!
Law: Whatever. Just make sure my dad doesn't know I left him at home.
Paul: You left Marshall at home??
Law: Well I'm trying to pick up chicks. You know?
Heihatchi: Not with the voice you got.
PART 2 A ROMANTIC EVENING AND A KILLER SNOW BEAST
Jun: Its so nice to have a romantic evening.
Kazuya: Yeah. Jun: So, what do those young kids do this days to be romantic.?
Kazuya: I don't think much. We're heartless and vain these days.
Jun: That's kind of sad.
Kazuya: yeah. so you want some wine.
*Jin and Ling open the doors *
Jin: What are you doing here you guys?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Jun: We're having a romantic evening.
Jin: Then you guys must have the wrong room!
Kazuya: Nope, our door ticket said 45
Jin: How is that possible?!?!
Ling: Well.
Jin: Ahhh! My parents in the same room together.
Kazuya: I've think you have already heard the talk, haven't you?
Ling: Yes we all have *runs to the bathroom *
Kazuya: What's wrong with her?
Jin: I have no clue. So dad.
Kazuya: I feel as if you never had the talk. I give you the talk right now.
Jin: Not in front of my wife!
Jun: I'm going to get something to eat, tell me when the talk is over and Jinny-boy finally grows up.
Jin: I've grown up already!
Jun: you keep telling yourself, I'm going to get drunk.
Jin: Mom, when did you start drinking?
Jun: The day you were born, I was a single mother with a child that harnessed the powers of a demonic creature and I could already sense that my death was coming even before you were born its just I didn't know when!! Sooo.Jin give me a reason not to drink!
Jin: You're my mommy?
Jun: I'm going to get some wine.
Ling: What is going on?
AT THE SLOPES
Hwoarang: Skiing is fun!
Miharu: Hey you guys!!
Nina: Miharu!?!?
Miharu: Since Jin isn't mine, I'm going to go after Hwoarang!
Julia: No you aren't! *Julia beats the tar out of Miharu*
Hwoarang: I'm so glad you cared Julia!
Julia: Shut up! *she punches him in the stomach and rolls in Nina's way and she flips breaking her arm in the process*
Nina: OW.
Julia: Sorry Nina! *all of sudden the earth starts to shake *
Hwoarang: Nina must have caused an avalanche!!!! *they run to a small cave and take cover for it*
BACK AT THE INN
Jin: There has to be some problem!
Kazuya: You're just mad because you don't get to make out with your wife!
Jun: I'm drunk and I don't want to hear anymore of your whining Jin!
Ling: I think we should make some arrangement *earth shakes interrupting her and snow covers the whole entire area. The small isolated cabin is completely stuck.*
Kazuya: We're stuck in this house!!!
Ling: We have to find a way out!!!
BACK AT THE SLOPES
Hwoarang: Hey you guys, we're trapped in the cave!
Nina: Miharu didn't make it!!!
Julia: But what about us?
Nina: Maybe the cave goes on further and there will be an exit!!
Julia: I think I've stepped in some poop.
Nina: Yup.
Julia: Great. That's just great.
Nina: Whoops you stepped in more poop.
Julia: This sucks, and I'm cold.
Hwoarang: Hey you guys, I found a quarter!!!
Julia: So.
Hwoarang: Oh yeah and some dead body.
Julia: What?!?!?!!??!
Nina: Gross, there's animal poop everywhere!
Hwoarang: This must be the lair of the beast!!
Julia: Great. getting eaten by some legendary creature and make little children tell stories when they find out dead bodies.
Nina: I always thought I was going to die by getting eaten by really handsome cannibals.
Julia: Or a sacrifice because I'm beautiful.
Hwoarang: Nope, you're going to die of either hypothermia, starvation or we resort to cannibalism.
Nina: Well at least there is cannibalism in the death options.
BACK AT THE INN
Ling: So. Anyone want to play shadow puppets?
Jun: The day I do that, the day I'll finally stop using Kazuya for his money.
Jin: Mom ,what is your problem?
Jun: I'm tired! And I'm stuck in a room with my husband, my child and his wife. And my son keeps looking at his wife! Stop!
Kazuya: I think we should play shadow puppets *makes a shadow puppet of four dead bodies and has the hair of Kazuya and Jin*
Ling: We're not going to die!
Jin: Yeah. Let's play a game. Who wants to make a... will!
Kazuya: So you are saying we are going to die aren't you?
BACK AT THE CAVE
Hwoarang: Did anyone hear that?
Julia: Here what?
Nina: Sorry, I farted.
Julia: Gross Nina, man it reeks!
Hwoarang: No it sounded like some wild animal!
Paul: No it's just me!
Nina: That jacket makes you look like a monster, especially with the snow.
Hwoarang: DIE SNOWBEAST! *charges Paul*
Julia: Idiot.
Eddy: You guys, we think we found an exit!
Julia: What happened to Law?
*Paul drops Law *
Paul: We think he is *scary music* dead.
Nina: Good, let's eat!
Paul: We're not going to eat Forest!
Nina: Shut old man or your next!!
Eddy: Follow me guys and we're out of here!!
Nina: No, we must EAT Forest first.
Eddy: Nina you got some issues??!? *Nina throws a knife and his knee*
Julia: Nina stop!
Hwoarang: Yeah.
Julia: MMM.. Hwoarang, she is being possessed by the snow beast!!
Hwoarang: Die snow beast vessel! *tackles Nina and she gets knocked unconscious*
Julia: Well at least he is good for something.
BACK AT THE CABIN
Kazuya: Die son! *tackles Jin *
Ling: I would try to stop you , but the less people alive, the more food and air left.
Jin: So help me kill my dad!
Ling: No way, your dad is scary.
Jun: Just fight to the death already, I already know we have 5 whiskey bottles left, so I'm fine.
Ling: Okay, we should just *ring* What was that?
Kazuya: Oh it was a cell phone.
Jin and Lind: YOU HAD A CELL PHONE THIS WHOLE TIME?!?!?!!?
Kazuya: Oh yeah, whoops we made a mistaken Jun, our room number is 54!
Ling: It doesn't matter now, just call and get us out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AT THE BUS
Law: Well this has been the best vacation we have ever had. I loved the part where I was presumed dead.
Julia: I just want to go home.
Ling: Yeah.
Miharu: Hey you guys! *Julia hits on the head with a rock*
Ling: Let's go Julia the bus is leaving!! Hey what were you doing back there, I thought I heard Mirharu's voice.
Julia: I was nothing. Just a really annoying fly. ^_^
Chapter 21, BEING FILMING AND JIN FAINTS
Jin: Well we wanted to start right away with the filming of Pekken3 but, after some freak accident with a panda bear and Anna, so we all planned to go on a vacation. Ling and I wanted some time to relax.
AT ZAIBASTU BUS
Hwoarang: *carrying a camera* I know we are going to find the legendary ice creature of the Zaibastu Hills.
Nina: Turn that camera off or I am going to make sure you're not capable of having children!
Hwoarang: I think I already found a demon.
Julia: Hwoarang get over here! I need someone to talk to; it seems the love birds can't get their hands off each other!
Hwoarang: EEWW, get a room you two!
Julia: I need something to hit. They keep making goofy eyes at each other.
Ling: Am not!
Julia: I just can't wait to get there to.
Ling: No,finish that statement.
Julia: I don't have to!
Ling: You've have been acting weird every since we met that movie star David Dil (it's made up!)something.
Julia: I'm fine. But I won't be if you even look at each other with those stupid love sick eyes again!
Ling: Well it has been a long time since we have been somewhere romantic.
Julia: yeah, I remember the last place you took Ling that was nearly romantic was at that weird Love Love and More love Show.
Hwoarang: What about that time he took her to that car show?
Ling: Okay guys I think you just proved my point!
Julia: I sometimes wish I could have what you guys have, but then I really think about it I would probably kill somebody.
Nina: I kill people, I mean if you just forget about your morals and bam, there dead. *pale white face*
Law: What's wrong with Nina?
Julia: I think she just had an intervention.
AT THE INN
Hwoarang: Alright we all have our own rooms except for the gross lovely dovey couples!
Julia: I say we hit the ice. You know go skiing and have some fun already.
Nina: I'm coming. *pale white face again* blood. on the ice. it won't go away. it hardens.
Julia: Are you okay Nina?
Nina: Yeah. I'm fine.
Hwoarang: I think she is thinking about all the people she's killed.
Julia: You're so inconsiderate Hwoarang.
Miharu: Can I come along?
Julia: Miharu?!?!? Where did you come from? I thought we left you for dead in that closet after you tried to steal Jin from Ling.
Miharu: I'm fine! Hey, you are the ones that locked me in that closet!
Hwoarang: Hurry! *takes a stick and hits her on her head * Alright. What do we do now?!?!? *panics and hits Nina over the head and knocks her out *
Julia: You retard!!! Alright, we can bury Miharu in the ice and try to wake up Nina.
Hwoarang: Isn't that murder though??!?!?
Julia: Well Miharu is really annoying.
Hwoarang: It won't feel right!
Julia: Fine, we just leave her in the cabin, but if she says I word, I'm going to hit her.
Hwoarang: What's wrong Julia, I mean you use to be so nice, now you are planning a murder. That's 4th degree murder.
Julia: You mean 1st degree right?
Hwoarang: No fourth because that is the worst.
Julia: No 1st degree is.
Hwoarang: But four is a higher number!
Julia: Just come on a let's try to wake up Nina.
Nina: I felt like some really weak girl hit me on the head with a stick.
Julia: It happened; now let's just go on the ice already.
Hwoarang: I know I'm going to find that snow beast!
Nina and Julia: Shut up Hwoarang.
AT THE INN'S GAME ROOM
Paul: It's good to relax.
Law: Have you guys ever wondering why I sound like a woman, because I just realized that.
Yoshimitsu: Nope, I just always thought you were a woman
Paul: Actually me too.
Eddy: Now that I think about it, you sound as girly as Christie.
Christie: Eddy!
Eddy: you know I'm going to go out on the ice; maybe there I can ditch Christie.
Paul: You can't ditch Christie, she's a magnet.
Law: AHHH My voice is so girly!
Paul: well you know what; I'll go on the ice with you Eddy. I want to try my new ice suit.
Law: Not that same ice suit you bought at store! It makes you look like some really scary Eskimo.
Paul: The guy at the store said they were fashionable!
Eddy: Paul you're in you 50's now, you don't need to be fashionable.
Heihatchi: You make old age sound likes it really bad.
Paul: Yeah, we old people are cool.
Lei: yeah. Go old people!
Law: Whatever. Just make sure my dad doesn't know I left him at home.
Paul: You left Marshall at home??
Law: Well I'm trying to pick up chicks. You know?
Heihatchi: Not with the voice you got.
PART 2 A ROMANTIC EVENING AND A KILLER SNOW BEAST
Jun: Its so nice to have a romantic evening.
Kazuya: Yeah. Jun: So, what do those young kids do this days to be romantic.?
Kazuya: I don't think much. We're heartless and vain these days.
Jun: That's kind of sad.
Kazuya: yeah. so you want some wine.
*Jin and Ling open the doors *
Jin: What are you doing here you guys?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Jun: We're having a romantic evening.
Jin: Then you guys must have the wrong room!
Kazuya: Nope, our door ticket said 45
Jin: How is that possible?!?!
Ling: Well.
Jin: Ahhh! My parents in the same room together.
Kazuya: I've think you have already heard the talk, haven't you?
Ling: Yes we all have *runs to the bathroom *
Kazuya: What's wrong with her?
Jin: I have no clue. So dad.
Kazuya: I feel as if you never had the talk. I give you the talk right now.
Jin: Not in front of my wife!
Jun: I'm going to get something to eat, tell me when the talk is over and Jinny-boy finally grows up.
Jin: I've grown up already!
Jun: you keep telling yourself, I'm going to get drunk.
Jin: Mom, when did you start drinking?
Jun: The day you were born, I was a single mother with a child that harnessed the powers of a demonic creature and I could already sense that my death was coming even before you were born its just I didn't know when!! Sooo.Jin give me a reason not to drink!
Jin: You're my mommy?
Jun: I'm going to get some wine.
Ling: What is going on?
AT THE SLOPES
Hwoarang: Skiing is fun!
Miharu: Hey you guys!!
Nina: Miharu!?!?
Miharu: Since Jin isn't mine, I'm going to go after Hwoarang!
Julia: No you aren't! *Julia beats the tar out of Miharu*
Hwoarang: I'm so glad you cared Julia!
Julia: Shut up! *she punches him in the stomach and rolls in Nina's way and she flips breaking her arm in the process*
Nina: OW.
Julia: Sorry Nina! *all of sudden the earth starts to shake *
Hwoarang: Nina must have caused an avalanche!!!! *they run to a small cave and take cover for it*
BACK AT THE INN
Jin: There has to be some problem!
Kazuya: You're just mad because you don't get to make out with your wife!
Jun: I'm drunk and I don't want to hear anymore of your whining Jin!
Ling: I think we should make some arrangement *earth shakes interrupting her and snow covers the whole entire area. The small isolated cabin is completely stuck.*
Kazuya: We're stuck in this house!!!
Ling: We have to find a way out!!!
BACK AT THE SLOPES
Hwoarang: Hey you guys, we're trapped in the cave!
Nina: Miharu didn't make it!!!
Julia: But what about us?
Nina: Maybe the cave goes on further and there will be an exit!!
Julia: I think I've stepped in some poop.
Nina: Yup.
Julia: Great. That's just great.
Nina: Whoops you stepped in more poop.
Julia: This sucks, and I'm cold.
Hwoarang: Hey you guys, I found a quarter!!!
Julia: So.
Hwoarang: Oh yeah and some dead body.
Julia: What?!?!?!!??!
Nina: Gross, there's animal poop everywhere!
Hwoarang: This must be the lair of the beast!!
Julia: Great. getting eaten by some legendary creature and make little children tell stories when they find out dead bodies.
Nina: I always thought I was going to die by getting eaten by really handsome cannibals.
Julia: Or a sacrifice because I'm beautiful.
Hwoarang: Nope, you're going to die of either hypothermia, starvation or we resort to cannibalism.
Nina: Well at least there is cannibalism in the death options.
BACK AT THE INN
Ling: So. Anyone want to play shadow puppets?
Jun: The day I do that, the day I'll finally stop using Kazuya for his money.
Jin: Mom ,what is your problem?
Jun: I'm tired! And I'm stuck in a room with my husband, my child and his wife. And my son keeps looking at his wife! Stop!
Kazuya: I think we should play shadow puppets *makes a shadow puppet of four dead bodies and has the hair of Kazuya and Jin*
Ling: We're not going to die!
Jin: Yeah. Let's play a game. Who wants to make a... will!
Kazuya: So you are saying we are going to die aren't you?
BACK AT THE CAVE
Hwoarang: Did anyone hear that?
Julia: Here what?
Nina: Sorry, I farted.
Julia: Gross Nina, man it reeks!
Hwoarang: No it sounded like some wild animal!
Paul: No it's just me!
Nina: That jacket makes you look like a monster, especially with the snow.
Hwoarang: DIE SNOWBEAST! *charges Paul*
Julia: Idiot.
Eddy: You guys, we think we found an exit!
Julia: What happened to Law?
*Paul drops Law *
Paul: We think he is *scary music* dead.
Nina: Good, let's eat!
Paul: We're not going to eat Forest!
Nina: Shut old man or your next!!
Eddy: Follow me guys and we're out of here!!
Nina: No, we must EAT Forest first.
Eddy: Nina you got some issues??!? *Nina throws a knife and his knee*
Julia: Nina stop!
Hwoarang: Yeah.
Julia: MMM.. Hwoarang, she is being possessed by the snow beast!!
Hwoarang: Die snow beast vessel! *tackles Nina and she gets knocked unconscious*
Julia: Well at least he is good for something.
BACK AT THE CABIN
Kazuya: Die son! *tackles Jin *
Ling: I would try to stop you , but the less people alive, the more food and air left.
Jin: So help me kill my dad!
Ling: No way, your dad is scary.
Jun: Just fight to the death already, I already know we have 5 whiskey bottles left, so I'm fine.
Ling: Okay, we should just *ring* What was that?
Kazuya: Oh it was a cell phone.
Jin and Lind: YOU HAD A CELL PHONE THIS WHOLE TIME?!?!?!!?
Kazuya: Oh yeah, whoops we made a mistaken Jun, our room number is 54!
Ling: It doesn't matter now, just call and get us out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AT THE BUS
Law: Well this has been the best vacation we have ever had. I loved the part where I was presumed dead.
Julia: I just want to go home.
Ling: Yeah.
Miharu: Hey you guys! *Julia hits on the head with a rock*
Ling: Let's go Julia the bus is leaving!! Hey what were you doing back there, I thought I heard Mirharu's voice.
Julia: I was nothing. Just a really annoying fly. ^_^
Chapter 21, BEING FILMING AND JIN FAINTS