CHAPTER 21, BEING FILMING AND JIN FAINTS
OR, WOAH IS THE SURPRISES
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CHAPTER 21
Kazuya: I say it's about time we start filming!
Mr. Smarty Pants: Kazuya, I'm sorry to tell you this, but you're not allowed to presume filming until Anna makes a full recovery.
Kazuya: It wasn't my fault Anna provoked the Panda Bear!
Mr. Smarty Pants: Well the doctor says she will be just fine. But that head problem.
Kazuya: I think I can say that Anna always had a giant hole in her brain before the panda incident.
AT DR.CHANG'S MEDICAL OFFICE
Jin: Sooo.
Julia: Well.
Jin: how is my wife? Why has she been getting sick all the time?
Jin: What is it!
Julia: She is.
Jin: WHAT?!?!
Julia: She's pregnant!!
Jin: WHAT?!?!? *faints*
Julia: Well. I'm going to get something to eat.
Paul: Do I have to clean Jin up?
AT NINA'S HOUSE
Nina: *opens a letter up * Welcome class of 1985 (I guessed, I don't want to count Nina's age and everything!!!) to a reunion!! Oh.
Steve: Mom you should go.
Nina: Well.
Steve : And everyone will be jealous since you haven't an aged for nearly 15 years.
Nina: Hey it would sound fun. And I could show Tanya a thing or two.
BACK AT THE HOSPITAL
Ling: Hi Jin.
Jin: Hiii..*screams like a women then faints*
Jun: I am so happy for you! Except for the part where everyone will pay more attention to you and I might have to exterminate you.
Ling: Um. Thanks Jun.
Lee: You should name the baby Four.
Ling: What?
Kazuya: What about the boy?
Ling: Eh, he'll be fine.
Kazuya: Well know that there is a new kid coming along, I'm going to need more sleep. *screams like woman* I'M GOING TO BE A GRANDADDY!
Jun: Why is everyone screaming like a woman?
Heihatchi: Great, now I'm going to be great-grandfather.
Jun: Well I can stop that. *takes a big stick and starts hitting Heihatchi with it* YOU CAN DIE BEFORE THE BABY IS BORN!!
Julia: um.
Ling: Well, my family is very emotionally about this as you see.
Lee: I'm not that excitied.
AT NINA'S REUNION
Steve: Remember mom, you promised you wouldn't kill anybody.
Nina: Fine, just go away, it makes you look like you're my date.
Yoshi: Hi Nina!
Nina: You went to high school with me?
Yoshi: Yup.
*Nina then takes a knife and throws it for no reason killing someone *
Steve: Remember what I said mom, no killing people!
Nina: Shut up boy or you next!
Lee: I went to your high school too Nina. Don't you remember?
Nina: NO! REMEMBER, I HAVE AMNESIA!?!?!
BACK AT THE HOUSE.
Ling: So Jin hasn't woken up yet?
Jun: Nope. He's still out.
Kazuya: Well we have to go to a funeral tomorrow thanks to Jun.
Jun: I' don't think your that mad that I killed your father.
Kazuya: Actually, I'm quite sad. -_-
Ling: I can't believe you killed Heihatchi.
Jun: Well he was on my nerves all the time. And he never flushed the toilet!
Ling: So you killed him for it?!?!?!
Jun: Shut up or I will kill you!!
Ling: Sorry!
Kazuya: Threaten me Junie-kins not the pregnant lady.
Jun: Sorry.
Jin: I had this dream that Ling was pregnant.
Jun: She is. *Jin screams like a woman and faints*
Kazuya: What do you think of the name Kazuya for a child Ling?
Jun: I think it's the ugliest name ever.
AT HEIHATCHI'S FUNERAL.
Kazuya: Well its time I think we all say something about my father. I feel as if the children should go first. My favorite son, the red-head.
Hwoarang: *walks up on the stage * I didn't the old dude well. I just knew he yelled a lot and had some kind of bladder all I got say disability. But he would always show me pictures of hot wife! Man she was smoking. Yeah. That's all.
Kazuya: Next I think Jin should say some words.
Jin: What can I say; he was the only person who took care of me for a long time. But he used to me attract an evil and then shot me after he was done using me. I was then hunted down by his men for a few years after.
Everyone: Oh. O_o
Michelle: I feel as if I should say something. Heihatchi was never a perfect man, but at least he was better than his scum of a son Kazuya Mishima. And you will be in no way missed. You will join your father you son of *Julia interrupts her mother*
Julia: Michelle, Kazuya isn't a bad guy! But Heihatchi was!
Michelle: Eh they were both scum.
Kazuya: Thank you to the Chang family for those kind words.
Jun: I want to say something, Heihatchi was an old man. He was in his prime and as many of you now refers to me as cold blooded murder, but look at Nina she has killed a bunch of people. Oh yeah and Good riddance to you Heihatchi.
Nina: Thank you so much Jun. Heihatchi was a cool guy, I only tried to murder him once!
Jun: Tell the part where you tried to kill my husband, my son, and your son that is probably Lee's scary offspring!
Lee: Hey, leave Steve out of this!
Michelle: Why am I even here! I hated the old man!
Hwoarang: Well I have some good news!! We and Julia are getting married!!!!
Everyone:?_?
Julia: Idiot, it was suppose to be a secret!!
Jin: That's hilarious!
Julia: Oh yeah Jin, well Ling's pregnant!
Jin: *screams like a woman and faints*
Heihatchi: Hey what am I doing here?
Steve: AHHH! He's the living dead.
Kazuya: I always knew my father, even when was dead to become some kind of demon.
Heihatchi: Geesh, you stop breathing for 48 hours and everyone thinks your dead.
Jun: Well stay dead old man!! *takes a big stick and starts hitting him with it in his own coffin*
Ling: Stop it Jun, anyways he's been dead for 48 hours, he probably smells.
Heihatchi: Hey my coffin is really cramped.
Kazuya: You actually think I would spend money on you dad? I got Jin to make a wooden box and paint blue and red.
Heihatchi: I'm just happy you even painted the coffin. *dies*
Kazuya: What happened?!?!?
Julia: He had a heart attack!
Heihatchi:* Pops back up * I am alive!
Ling: Geesh he doesn't die.
Hwoarang: Is Jin still knocked out?
Ling: Yup.
Jun: You know I can sense things right?
Everyone: NOT THAT AGAIN.
Lei: No one really wants to hear about your psychic powers Jun!
Jun: Well I feel someone in this room will die.
Heihatchi: I died two times already.
Jun: A permanent death I mean.
Everyone: *_*
Kazuya: Well it not going to be me, Namco likes me.
Everyone: Shut up Kazuya!
King: AHHH. What if it is me!?!?!?!
Ling: They can't kill me off, I already signed a contract for Tekken 5.
Jun: It's some one.
Julia: It could be anyone one of us.
Jun: But whom????
King: Stop saying stuff like that, it's scary!
Julia: I think its going to be Ganryu. He's annoying and if he had the chance he would probably eat us all.
Wang: Well I'm old.
Ling: I think we should all just leave and enjoy the rest of our day.
*Hwoarang faints*
Julia: NOOOOO!!!
Hwoarang: What??? I got nervous!!
Julia: I hate you.
Heihatchi: Can someone die already, I need to use the little boy's room.
*all of a sudden the lights go out there lies in the middle of isle is Kunimistu*
Kazuya: Well she wasn't liked by many people anyways.
Jun: Do we have to have another funeral? Because the parlor is charing a lot of money for this.
Kazuya: Eh, we can always just drop her in a volcano.
Heihatchi: EH, that's funny, I did the same thing to you.
Julia: I told you were all scum!!
Jin: *wakes up * did I miss something?
END OF CHAPTER 21 !! HOPE YOU LIKED IT!! R&R!
Disclaimer: Don't own a thing!
CHAPTER 21
Kazuya: I say it's about time we start filming!
Mr. Smarty Pants: Kazuya, I'm sorry to tell you this, but you're not allowed to presume filming until Anna makes a full recovery.
Kazuya: It wasn't my fault Anna provoked the Panda Bear!
Mr. Smarty Pants: Well the doctor says she will be just fine. But that head problem.
Kazuya: I think I can say that Anna always had a giant hole in her brain before the panda incident.
AT DR.CHANG'S MEDICAL OFFICE
Jin: Sooo.
Julia: Well.
Jin: how is my wife? Why has she been getting sick all the time?
Jin: What is it!
Julia: She is.
Jin: WHAT?!?!
Julia: She's pregnant!!
Jin: WHAT?!?!? *faints*
Julia: Well. I'm going to get something to eat.
Paul: Do I have to clean Jin up?
AT NINA'S HOUSE
Nina: *opens a letter up * Welcome class of 1985 (I guessed, I don't want to count Nina's age and everything!!!) to a reunion!! Oh.
Steve: Mom you should go.
Nina: Well.
Steve : And everyone will be jealous since you haven't an aged for nearly 15 years.
Nina: Hey it would sound fun. And I could show Tanya a thing or two.
BACK AT THE HOSPITAL
Ling: Hi Jin.
Jin: Hiii..*screams like a women then faints*
Jun: I am so happy for you! Except for the part where everyone will pay more attention to you and I might have to exterminate you.
Ling: Um. Thanks Jun.
Lee: You should name the baby Four.
Ling: What?
Kazuya: What about the boy?
Ling: Eh, he'll be fine.
Kazuya: Well know that there is a new kid coming along, I'm going to need more sleep. *screams like woman* I'M GOING TO BE A GRANDADDY!
Jun: Why is everyone screaming like a woman?
Heihatchi: Great, now I'm going to be great-grandfather.
Jun: Well I can stop that. *takes a big stick and starts hitting Heihatchi with it* YOU CAN DIE BEFORE THE BABY IS BORN!!
Julia: um.
Ling: Well, my family is very emotionally about this as you see.
Lee: I'm not that excitied.
AT NINA'S REUNION
Steve: Remember mom, you promised you wouldn't kill anybody.
Nina: Fine, just go away, it makes you look like you're my date.
Yoshi: Hi Nina!
Nina: You went to high school with me?
Yoshi: Yup.
*Nina then takes a knife and throws it for no reason killing someone *
Steve: Remember what I said mom, no killing people!
Nina: Shut up boy or you next!
Lee: I went to your high school too Nina. Don't you remember?
Nina: NO! REMEMBER, I HAVE AMNESIA!?!?!
BACK AT THE HOUSE.
Ling: So Jin hasn't woken up yet?
Jun: Nope. He's still out.
Kazuya: Well we have to go to a funeral tomorrow thanks to Jun.
Jun: I' don't think your that mad that I killed your father.
Kazuya: Actually, I'm quite sad. -_-
Ling: I can't believe you killed Heihatchi.
Jun: Well he was on my nerves all the time. And he never flushed the toilet!
Ling: So you killed him for it?!?!?!
Jun: Shut up or I will kill you!!
Ling: Sorry!
Kazuya: Threaten me Junie-kins not the pregnant lady.
Jun: Sorry.
Jin: I had this dream that Ling was pregnant.
Jun: She is. *Jin screams like a woman and faints*
Kazuya: What do you think of the name Kazuya for a child Ling?
Jun: I think it's the ugliest name ever.
AT HEIHATCHI'S FUNERAL.
Kazuya: Well its time I think we all say something about my father. I feel as if the children should go first. My favorite son, the red-head.
Hwoarang: *walks up on the stage * I didn't the old dude well. I just knew he yelled a lot and had some kind of bladder all I got say disability. But he would always show me pictures of hot wife! Man she was smoking. Yeah. That's all.
Kazuya: Next I think Jin should say some words.
Jin: What can I say; he was the only person who took care of me for a long time. But he used to me attract an evil and then shot me after he was done using me. I was then hunted down by his men for a few years after.
Everyone: Oh. O_o
Michelle: I feel as if I should say something. Heihatchi was never a perfect man, but at least he was better than his scum of a son Kazuya Mishima. And you will be in no way missed. You will join your father you son of *Julia interrupts her mother*
Julia: Michelle, Kazuya isn't a bad guy! But Heihatchi was!
Michelle: Eh they were both scum.
Kazuya: Thank you to the Chang family for those kind words.
Jun: I want to say something, Heihatchi was an old man. He was in his prime and as many of you now refers to me as cold blooded murder, but look at Nina she has killed a bunch of people. Oh yeah and Good riddance to you Heihatchi.
Nina: Thank you so much Jun. Heihatchi was a cool guy, I only tried to murder him once!
Jun: Tell the part where you tried to kill my husband, my son, and your son that is probably Lee's scary offspring!
Lee: Hey, leave Steve out of this!
Michelle: Why am I even here! I hated the old man!
Hwoarang: Well I have some good news!! We and Julia are getting married!!!!
Everyone:?_?
Julia: Idiot, it was suppose to be a secret!!
Jin: That's hilarious!
Julia: Oh yeah Jin, well Ling's pregnant!
Jin: *screams like a woman and faints*
Heihatchi: Hey what am I doing here?
Steve: AHHH! He's the living dead.
Kazuya: I always knew my father, even when was dead to become some kind of demon.
Heihatchi: Geesh, you stop breathing for 48 hours and everyone thinks your dead.
Jun: Well stay dead old man!! *takes a big stick and starts hitting him with it in his own coffin*
Ling: Stop it Jun, anyways he's been dead for 48 hours, he probably smells.
Heihatchi: Hey my coffin is really cramped.
Kazuya: You actually think I would spend money on you dad? I got Jin to make a wooden box and paint blue and red.
Heihatchi: I'm just happy you even painted the coffin. *dies*
Kazuya: What happened?!?!?
Julia: He had a heart attack!
Heihatchi:* Pops back up * I am alive!
Ling: Geesh he doesn't die.
Hwoarang: Is Jin still knocked out?
Ling: Yup.
Jun: You know I can sense things right?
Everyone: NOT THAT AGAIN.
Lei: No one really wants to hear about your psychic powers Jun!
Jun: Well I feel someone in this room will die.
Heihatchi: I died two times already.
Jun: A permanent death I mean.
Everyone: *_*
Kazuya: Well it not going to be me, Namco likes me.
Everyone: Shut up Kazuya!
King: AHHH. What if it is me!?!?!?!
Ling: They can't kill me off, I already signed a contract for Tekken 5.
Jun: It's some one.
Julia: It could be anyone one of us.
Jun: But whom????
King: Stop saying stuff like that, it's scary!
Julia: I think its going to be Ganryu. He's annoying and if he had the chance he would probably eat us all.
Wang: Well I'm old.
Ling: I think we should all just leave and enjoy the rest of our day.
*Hwoarang faints*
Julia: NOOOOO!!!
Hwoarang: What??? I got nervous!!
Julia: I hate you.
Heihatchi: Can someone die already, I need to use the little boy's room.
*all of a sudden the lights go out there lies in the middle of isle is Kunimistu*
Kazuya: Well she wasn't liked by many people anyways.
Jun: Do we have to have another funeral? Because the parlor is charing a lot of money for this.
Kazuya: Eh, we can always just drop her in a volcano.
Heihatchi: EH, that's funny, I did the same thing to you.
Julia: I told you were all scum!!
Jin: *wakes up * did I miss something?
END OF CHAPTER 21 !! HOPE YOU LIKED IT!! R&R!