CHAPTER 22
LING'S BABY SHOWER
BRING'S JULIA MAY FLOWERS
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Chapter 22
Kazuya: I can't believe I'm help planning a baby shower. I need to go back to directing.
Jun: Well remember, you can't start filming until Anna heals.
Kazuya: Nina, when is your dumb sister going to get better. Pekken 3 is the most anticipated movie of the summer!
Nina: I have no clue. Do I have to get something to come to the baby shower?
Jun: Well I have no clue.
Heihatchi: Well hello everyone. Hi Jun. *coughs* vicious murder.
Jun: Did you say something?
Heihatchi: Nothing.
Julia: Well after we stop ogling the thing growing in Ling's stomach we have to plan my wedding.
Everyone: Yup! ^_^
Jin: How dare you talk to my wife like that!!! This is important!!! I'm going to be a daddy!!! *faints*
Jun: He was doing so good for awhile, it has been a week since he last did that!
Kazuya: Well I wasn't worrying when you were pregnant.
Jun: And look what happened to our son.
Kazuya: Gosh, I need to do something.
Julia: So. do you think my wedding will turn out well or will someone end up in the hospital?
Kazuya: I see impending doom to you're the wedding and your marriage. ^-^
Julia: Thanks Kazuya.
AT A Las Vegas CASINO
Paul: Hey Michelle why are you here?
Michelle: I have no cue.
Paul: You want a drink?
Michelle: Hey, why not?
King: I 'm drunk, can you take me home mother?
Michelle: King? Oh gosh are you okay?
King: I'll tell you when I've had enough old woman.
Paul: Well..
THE NEXT DAY DAY OF LING'S BABY SHOWER AND PLANNING OF JULIA'S WEDDING
Ling: So. I'm so happy you guys gave me a baby shower; it's been a 24 hour gig trying to make sure Jin wakes up after his fainting spells.
Jin: I'm getting better.
Kazuya: Jin, I think we need to leave now, baby showers can get pretty girly.
Jin: I would, but first I have to fight the anxiety of raising the baby wrong and making foul and corrupted with sense of morals like you dad. *faints *
Kazuya: Did you hear what the boy just said to me! If was still conscious I would have hit him
Jun: He's only the telling the truth. I raised him right. ^_^
Julia: Can we get started already?
Ling: *opens up a gift from Christie * Oh thank you Christie!
Julia: Hurry, open them up faster so we can start talking about me!
*Michelle and Paul walk in *
Julia: Mom, what are you doing here?!?!
Michelle: . Umm. We're married!
Julia: WHAT?!???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Michelle: We got drunk and ended up married!!!
Julia: No, this day is supposed to be a little about Ling and mostly about me!!!
Everyone (except Julia): Congratulations!
Julia: NO!! IT'S NOT GOOD! WHAT ABOUT ME?!?! ME?!?!ME?!?!ME?!?!? ME?!?!?
Ling: Calm down Jules!
Julia: Shut up fat woman!
Jin: *Jin pops up* Hey shut up! *tackles Julia*
Ling: Stop the violence!!
Kazuya: You're finally awake Jin, now I can kill you! *tackles Jin *
Michelle: I knew there was going to be violence. We only solve things by violence. Not by talking it out, not being spiteful, just violent.
Julia: THIS DAY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT ME!!!
AT THE WEDDING PARLOR
Mrs. Smarty Pants: Well Julia, I was thinking that we have the wedding here.
Julia: Isn't this the place where those four kids died before?
AT THE WEDDING DRESS SHOP Mr. Poo: Well Julia I think you would look great in a lime green dress.
Julia: You mean the dress that looks like it came from my butt?
Ling: Oh gosh.
Jin: You know, me and Ling found this wonderful store when we were getting married.
Julia: Your wedding was a disaster and Ling dress sucked.
Ling: Thanks Julia.
Julia: You're welcome.
Jin: Well about the place to do it, I was thinking about the Zaibastu Mansion, its will be free
Julia: Alright that something I agree on ..
7 MONTHS LATER JULIA AND HWOARANG'S WEDDING AT THE MANSION
Baek: So Kazuya, when are you going to start filming again?
Kazuya: I can't for another year, Anna died, and it wasn't of the brain thing.
Nina: The stupid girl ran into a parked car.
Baek: And that killed her?
Nina: Even in heels that girl could run a marathon.
Baek: So you actually want to tell me that she ran fast enough to into a parked car that she died in the process?
Nina: Yup.
Kazuya: Well at least immediate family isn't suing me.
Nina: Why would I sue you Kazuya, I hated her.
King: I never learned how to tie a tie.
Armor King: I keep trying to show him how to tie a tie but he whines like a little girl and says it's choking him.
King: It is!
Michelle: I'm so happy! And my marriage is Paul is lasting.
Everyone: ~_~
Marshall: Wow. That is just the weirdest thing ever.
Forest: Whatever happened to mom anyways?
Marshall: Ganryu ate her. *starts to cry*
Forest: Whoa.
Michelle: Ganryu tried to eat my mom one time too.
Ganryu: That is so not true! I only ate your mom Forest.
Forest: Well. *walks away*
Lei: Well it's nice to be back in the mortal plane.
Jun: Lei, it's so good to see you again! After you enslaved everyone in a mindless cult and planned to sacrifice me to gain ultimate power.
Lei: Well after I left, I went to a weird dimension where I learned the power to make people spontaneous combust. Like this!! *Craig Marduk gets burnt to a crisp* Well tell Julia have a happy wedding *disappears in a flash of light*
Ling: I always knew he was odd.
Julia: NOOO! WE CAN'T HAVE DEAD BODIES AT MY WEDDING!! I WANT SOMEBODY TO CLEAN THAT DEAD BODY RIGHT NOW!! I DON'T CARE WHO IT IS, JUST CLEAN UP CRAIG!! *She leaves to her room to prepare *
Paul: Does anyone else think she is going to kill someone by the end of this wedding?
Everyone: Yup.
King: Sooo. Jin, how is the dad to be?
Jin: I haven't fainted for a long time and my hair is growing back.
King: Oh. ~_~
Jin: Things have been pure bliss other than be fainting and worrying I'm going to be a horrible father.
King: Well I wish you good luck.
Jin: Thanks but that won't stop me from barfing *runs to the bathroom*
Ling: He's so cute when is sick.
Jun: You're lucky your husband is around when you are pregnant. Mine was roasting in a volcano. And at least your actually cared about you new kid.
Ling: Um. Thanks Jun.
Jun: Anytime Ling. Anytime Ling. *puts her hand on Ling*
Ling: Ah. Jun.
Jun: Yes honey?
Ling: You can let go of my shoulder now.
Jun: Yup. A loving a husband.
Ling: Um, you're hurting me now Jun.
PARRTY TIME
Julia: Well the need to stress out over my perfect day is over.
Ling: Yup Julia!! The ceremony was beautiful and Craig was the only person to die to today.
Julia: Yup everything is perfect.
Hwoarang: So Jules. I think before tonight is over.. we should go steal some paper towels.
Julia: What are you talking about you live here!
Kazuya: Red Head! Daughter of a Feminist! I'm so happy for you. May you be blessed as me and my wife.
Julia: Um thanks.
Steve: This wedding sucked. And I didn't even get to make a pass on Ling.
Nina: I don't understand where you pervertendness come from, your father didn't know the difference between boys and girls until he was 24. Sure his reputation is of being a playboy but he just pays people to say that.
Steve: Who knows.
Julia: Steve.
Steve: Yeah Julia.
Julia: Did you just say my wedding sucked?
Steve: Well um. yeah.
*Julia takes a candle with a flame on it and puts it in his eyes*
Steve: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
A HALF HOUR LATER..
*everyone is covered in ash *
Kazuya: YOU BURNED DOWN MY HOUSE YOU CRAZY FEMINIST!
Nina: AND YOU KILLED STEVE!!
Julia: It just got a little out of hand. I was burning Steve's face and the candle dropped on that pretty curtain.
Kazuya: MY BEAUTIFUL HOME!!!!!!
Lee: Whoa, Jules, you crossed the line there.
*Police are dragging her away for manslaughter and being an arsonist*
Ling: Somehow I thought the wedding would end up this way. With a lot fire.
CHAPTER 23 JULIA AND HWOARANG'S MARRIAGE .. OR A DIARY OF A CRAZY LADY, HER HUSBAND AND FRIENDS
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Chapter 22
Kazuya: I can't believe I'm help planning a baby shower. I need to go back to directing.
Jun: Well remember, you can't start filming until Anna heals.
Kazuya: Nina, when is your dumb sister going to get better. Pekken 3 is the most anticipated movie of the summer!
Nina: I have no clue. Do I have to get something to come to the baby shower?
Jun: Well I have no clue.
Heihatchi: Well hello everyone. Hi Jun. *coughs* vicious murder.
Jun: Did you say something?
Heihatchi: Nothing.
Julia: Well after we stop ogling the thing growing in Ling's stomach we have to plan my wedding.
Everyone: Yup! ^_^
Jin: How dare you talk to my wife like that!!! This is important!!! I'm going to be a daddy!!! *faints*
Jun: He was doing so good for awhile, it has been a week since he last did that!
Kazuya: Well I wasn't worrying when you were pregnant.
Jun: And look what happened to our son.
Kazuya: Gosh, I need to do something.
Julia: So. do you think my wedding will turn out well or will someone end up in the hospital?
Kazuya: I see impending doom to you're the wedding and your marriage. ^-^
Julia: Thanks Kazuya.
AT A Las Vegas CASINO
Paul: Hey Michelle why are you here?
Michelle: I have no cue.
Paul: You want a drink?
Michelle: Hey, why not?
King: I 'm drunk, can you take me home mother?
Michelle: King? Oh gosh are you okay?
King: I'll tell you when I've had enough old woman.
Paul: Well..
THE NEXT DAY DAY OF LING'S BABY SHOWER AND PLANNING OF JULIA'S WEDDING
Ling: So. I'm so happy you guys gave me a baby shower; it's been a 24 hour gig trying to make sure Jin wakes up after his fainting spells.
Jin: I'm getting better.
Kazuya: Jin, I think we need to leave now, baby showers can get pretty girly.
Jin: I would, but first I have to fight the anxiety of raising the baby wrong and making foul and corrupted with sense of morals like you dad. *faints *
Kazuya: Did you hear what the boy just said to me! If was still conscious I would have hit him
Jun: He's only the telling the truth. I raised him right. ^_^
Julia: Can we get started already?
Ling: *opens up a gift from Christie * Oh thank you Christie!
Julia: Hurry, open them up faster so we can start talking about me!
*Michelle and Paul walk in *
Julia: Mom, what are you doing here?!?!
Michelle: . Umm. We're married!
Julia: WHAT?!???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Michelle: We got drunk and ended up married!!!
Julia: No, this day is supposed to be a little about Ling and mostly about me!!!
Everyone (except Julia): Congratulations!
Julia: NO!! IT'S NOT GOOD! WHAT ABOUT ME?!?! ME?!?!ME?!?!ME?!?!? ME?!?!?
Ling: Calm down Jules!
Julia: Shut up fat woman!
Jin: *Jin pops up* Hey shut up! *tackles Julia*
Ling: Stop the violence!!
Kazuya: You're finally awake Jin, now I can kill you! *tackles Jin *
Michelle: I knew there was going to be violence. We only solve things by violence. Not by talking it out, not being spiteful, just violent.
Julia: THIS DAY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT ME!!!
AT THE WEDDING PARLOR
Mrs. Smarty Pants: Well Julia, I was thinking that we have the wedding here.
Julia: Isn't this the place where those four kids died before?
AT THE WEDDING DRESS SHOP Mr. Poo: Well Julia I think you would look great in a lime green dress.
Julia: You mean the dress that looks like it came from my butt?
Ling: Oh gosh.
Jin: You know, me and Ling found this wonderful store when we were getting married.
Julia: Your wedding was a disaster and Ling dress sucked.
Ling: Thanks Julia.
Julia: You're welcome.
Jin: Well about the place to do it, I was thinking about the Zaibastu Mansion, its will be free
Julia: Alright that something I agree on ..
7 MONTHS LATER JULIA AND HWOARANG'S WEDDING AT THE MANSION
Baek: So Kazuya, when are you going to start filming again?
Kazuya: I can't for another year, Anna died, and it wasn't of the brain thing.
Nina: The stupid girl ran into a parked car.
Baek: And that killed her?
Nina: Even in heels that girl could run a marathon.
Baek: So you actually want to tell me that she ran fast enough to into a parked car that she died in the process?
Nina: Yup.
Kazuya: Well at least immediate family isn't suing me.
Nina: Why would I sue you Kazuya, I hated her.
King: I never learned how to tie a tie.
Armor King: I keep trying to show him how to tie a tie but he whines like a little girl and says it's choking him.
King: It is!
Michelle: I'm so happy! And my marriage is Paul is lasting.
Everyone: ~_~
Marshall: Wow. That is just the weirdest thing ever.
Forest: Whatever happened to mom anyways?
Marshall: Ganryu ate her. *starts to cry*
Forest: Whoa.
Michelle: Ganryu tried to eat my mom one time too.
Ganryu: That is so not true! I only ate your mom Forest.
Forest: Well. *walks away*
Lei: Well it's nice to be back in the mortal plane.
Jun: Lei, it's so good to see you again! After you enslaved everyone in a mindless cult and planned to sacrifice me to gain ultimate power.
Lei: Well after I left, I went to a weird dimension where I learned the power to make people spontaneous combust. Like this!! *Craig Marduk gets burnt to a crisp* Well tell Julia have a happy wedding *disappears in a flash of light*
Ling: I always knew he was odd.
Julia: NOOO! WE CAN'T HAVE DEAD BODIES AT MY WEDDING!! I WANT SOMEBODY TO CLEAN THAT DEAD BODY RIGHT NOW!! I DON'T CARE WHO IT IS, JUST CLEAN UP CRAIG!! *She leaves to her room to prepare *
Paul: Does anyone else think she is going to kill someone by the end of this wedding?
Everyone: Yup.
King: Sooo. Jin, how is the dad to be?
Jin: I haven't fainted for a long time and my hair is growing back.
King: Oh. ~_~
Jin: Things have been pure bliss other than be fainting and worrying I'm going to be a horrible father.
King: Well I wish you good luck.
Jin: Thanks but that won't stop me from barfing *runs to the bathroom*
Ling: He's so cute when is sick.
Jun: You're lucky your husband is around when you are pregnant. Mine was roasting in a volcano. And at least your actually cared about you new kid.
Ling: Um. Thanks Jun.
Jun: Anytime Ling. Anytime Ling. *puts her hand on Ling*
Ling: Ah. Jun.
Jun: Yes honey?
Ling: You can let go of my shoulder now.
Jun: Yup. A loving a husband.
Ling: Um, you're hurting me now Jun.
PARRTY TIME
Julia: Well the need to stress out over my perfect day is over.
Ling: Yup Julia!! The ceremony was beautiful and Craig was the only person to die to today.
Julia: Yup everything is perfect.
Hwoarang: So Jules. I think before tonight is over.. we should go steal some paper towels.
Julia: What are you talking about you live here!
Kazuya: Red Head! Daughter of a Feminist! I'm so happy for you. May you be blessed as me and my wife.
Julia: Um thanks.
Steve: This wedding sucked. And I didn't even get to make a pass on Ling.
Nina: I don't understand where you pervertendness come from, your father didn't know the difference between boys and girls until he was 24. Sure his reputation is of being a playboy but he just pays people to say that.
Steve: Who knows.
Julia: Steve.
Steve: Yeah Julia.
Julia: Did you just say my wedding sucked?
Steve: Well um. yeah.
*Julia takes a candle with a flame on it and puts it in his eyes*
Steve: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
A HALF HOUR LATER..
*everyone is covered in ash *
Kazuya: YOU BURNED DOWN MY HOUSE YOU CRAZY FEMINIST!
Nina: AND YOU KILLED STEVE!!
Julia: It just got a little out of hand. I was burning Steve's face and the candle dropped on that pretty curtain.
Kazuya: MY BEAUTIFUL HOME!!!!!!
Lee: Whoa, Jules, you crossed the line there.
*Police are dragging her away for manslaughter and being an arsonist*
Ling: Somehow I thought the wedding would end up this way. With a lot fire.
CHAPTER 23 JULIA AND HWOARANG'S MARRIAGE .. OR A DIARY OF A CRAZY LADY, HER HUSBAND AND FRIENDS