Okay, I know this is very HoYay, but I couldn't help it.
For those who get personally insulted by a mere mention
of those who swing the other way, I suggest that
you don't read it. And to those who are pro-CLana, may
you 'accidentally' fall on the business end of a fork. :D
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'I'm A Rich Kid' by Seanachais

I'm waiting in The Talon
Drinking coffee by the gallon
When I realised that Clark won't stop by
I know that I'm just his best friend
But to me he's more than that
There's something wrong with all my hormones
Since I always think of Clark with no clothes
I'm such a shmo

[CHORUS]
I'm a rich kid, too bad I've got no hair
I'm a rich kid, I've something to declare
People stare, 'cause I'm a homo
But who cares, 'cause Clark is the one for me

Thoughts of Clark fill up my head
As I crawl into my bed
Thinking of those dirty thoughts again
I'll try to formulate a good plan
To make him my man
Must get him far away from that ho
'Cause she's such a bloody bitch, don't you know?
She's such a shmo

[CHORUS]

What the fuck is wrong with him?
Don't just wanna be his buddy
I can't help it, I wanna scream
Wide awake, I'm horny
All I think of is scoring
And every night is the worst night ever

I'm a rich kid (5x)

I'm a rich kid, too bad I've got no hair
I'm a rich kid, I've something to declare
People stare, 'cause I'm a homo
So get bent, 'cause Clark is my one and only (REPEAT)

People stare, 'cause I'm a homo
But who cares, 'cause Clark is the one for me

I'm so horny tonight
Clark's all I want tonight
Yup, I'm such a shmo tonight