A/N - Yet another piece of fluff (I think I'm making this a habit.), I do
have stuff that isn't fluff, honest, it's just not ready to be posted yet
^_^;; This time I'm picking on Crawford and I've got a really bad feeling
that I made him OOC, Gomen! Please R & R!
Disclaimer: I don't own Weiss, unfortunately that includes Schu and Farf, don't sue me.
They rely on me. They would be nothing without me, lose souls drifting through the world, freaks of society. They would never survive. No, they definitely wouldn't survive.
Schuldig is in some ways the most capable of the three, in others he is the most vulnerable. He really is the devil himself; he never does anything unless he's going to gain from it. He likes to believe that he is "street smart", that he could wheel and deal and survive in the underground world. I know differently. Schuldig has a distinct advantage, I'll give him that, his Telepathy would help him keep one step ahead, but not for long. Schuldig has no idea how to do something illegal and camouflage it as being perfectly legal. He relies too much on his mind tricks, on the here and now. He has no thoughts of the future. That would be his downfall. I'd hate that.
Farfarello - hell what can I say? He's a danger to himself, society, the environment, damn he's probably even a danger to God. He'd like that, and that's probably the worst thing of all. Farfarello is not a bloodthirsty murderer.who am I kidding? He is. But he isn't slash happy.no; no he's that too. It's really hard to find good points about our little Irishman. Farfarello.doesn't kill everything that moves - he's selective. Yes, I'll admit it's a broad range but he does have his, slightly twisted, morals. If he was let loose without the team, in particular without ME, he would be a serial killer. No doubt about it - anything that could possibly hurt God by dying would be gone. He'd probably end up dying because of it, not that he would object to that.but it would be such a waste of talent. I hate that.
Nagi, poor innocent little Nagi.my arse! Nagi's been hardened by years of killing people, it's almost as if he holds fewer emotions than Farfarello - Farfarello has two, anger and hatred. He could easily blend back into society, however - most definitely more easily than Farfarello and also to an extent, Schuldig. Nagi can act relatively normal - Farfarello and Schuldig don't seem to have that option. Nagi however is depressed and alone enough as it is, sure he gets angry and sad and happy like the rest of us..just not very often. Nagi could easily survive physically - he could probably be seen to the outside world to be a successful person. But there is no way Nagi could cope mentally. He couldn't possibly cope with being alone again, with being left again. He doesn't admit it but he needs this team. We're his stability (though I have my doubts as to whether the words 'Schuldig' and 'stability' should be used in the same sentence.) How do I know? Trust me, I just know the kid to well, and I hate that.
And then there's me, Brad Crawford, "the-almighty-if-something-goes-wrong- ask-Brad", see what I have to deal with? Not one of them thinks for themselves, sure they're capable of thinking but no, good old Brad's always going to be there to bail me out of any serious trouble. They could think, if they really wanted to, but they don't - they ask ME. They stress ME. They annoy ME. They can't cope without ME! Damn, my coffee's gone cold. I hate that.
A/N - I did warn you about the OOC so please don't flame me about it! Reviews would be nice though.
Disclaimer: I don't own Weiss, unfortunately that includes Schu and Farf, don't sue me.
They rely on me. They would be nothing without me, lose souls drifting through the world, freaks of society. They would never survive. No, they definitely wouldn't survive.
Schuldig is in some ways the most capable of the three, in others he is the most vulnerable. He really is the devil himself; he never does anything unless he's going to gain from it. He likes to believe that he is "street smart", that he could wheel and deal and survive in the underground world. I know differently. Schuldig has a distinct advantage, I'll give him that, his Telepathy would help him keep one step ahead, but not for long. Schuldig has no idea how to do something illegal and camouflage it as being perfectly legal. He relies too much on his mind tricks, on the here and now. He has no thoughts of the future. That would be his downfall. I'd hate that.
Farfarello - hell what can I say? He's a danger to himself, society, the environment, damn he's probably even a danger to God. He'd like that, and that's probably the worst thing of all. Farfarello is not a bloodthirsty murderer.who am I kidding? He is. But he isn't slash happy.no; no he's that too. It's really hard to find good points about our little Irishman. Farfarello.doesn't kill everything that moves - he's selective. Yes, I'll admit it's a broad range but he does have his, slightly twisted, morals. If he was let loose without the team, in particular without ME, he would be a serial killer. No doubt about it - anything that could possibly hurt God by dying would be gone. He'd probably end up dying because of it, not that he would object to that.but it would be such a waste of talent. I hate that.
Nagi, poor innocent little Nagi.my arse! Nagi's been hardened by years of killing people, it's almost as if he holds fewer emotions than Farfarello - Farfarello has two, anger and hatred. He could easily blend back into society, however - most definitely more easily than Farfarello and also to an extent, Schuldig. Nagi can act relatively normal - Farfarello and Schuldig don't seem to have that option. Nagi however is depressed and alone enough as it is, sure he gets angry and sad and happy like the rest of us..just not very often. Nagi could easily survive physically - he could probably be seen to the outside world to be a successful person. But there is no way Nagi could cope mentally. He couldn't possibly cope with being alone again, with being left again. He doesn't admit it but he needs this team. We're his stability (though I have my doubts as to whether the words 'Schuldig' and 'stability' should be used in the same sentence.) How do I know? Trust me, I just know the kid to well, and I hate that.
And then there's me, Brad Crawford, "the-almighty-if-something-goes-wrong- ask-Brad", see what I have to deal with? Not one of them thinks for themselves, sure they're capable of thinking but no, good old Brad's always going to be there to bail me out of any serious trouble. They could think, if they really wanted to, but they don't - they ask ME. They stress ME. They annoy ME. They can't cope without ME! Damn, my coffee's gone cold. I hate that.
A/N - I did warn you about the OOC so please don't flame me about it! Reviews would be nice though.