FORGOT - Disclaimer and whatto - despite, as much as my heart desires, I
cannot be owned by bakura, or any of the YGO peeps, and I cannot own them.
Shniffles on a slightly good note - I own myself, and ranie (heehee - no
she owns herself!) and we are the grand owners of Barky Larky!
"So. where's the alcohol?" Bakura asked rummaging around through all the cupboards and groaning as he opened a cupboard and a shower of packets of crisps bounced off his head.
Clare snorted with laughter, sitting with Ranie on the couch and they looked horrified suddenly as Tristan sat down on the coffee table in front of them. "So ladies, tell me a bit about yourself" he ran a hand through his hair.
"Well we're real girls" Ranie stated first and glanced over at Malik who was talking to Marik about George the security guard. "which means we're not inflateable" she said gazing back at Tristan.
"Fantastic!" he grinned, "and you're singletons yes?" he leaned forward and the girls leaned back to avoid the gel glop threatened to fall off his hair.
"I have Rex!" Ranie rambled out quickly. Rex looked up confused and saw her look. "Oh no, don't suffocate me again!" he ran to avoid another hug.
"and I'm their beyatch" Clare pointed over to Bakura who was still searching for the alcohol with Ryou helping him.
"Why have a threesome with them, when us three could have a way better - ARGH!" he crumpled to the floor as Ranie grinned satisfied, having kicked Tristan in the nuts.
"Wow, I think you kicked his ego real hard" Clare said.
Meanwhile Malik was twirling his hair around his finger as he talked to Marik, "isn't he just so.so."-
"Stupid?"
"No! George is so.manly! Mm that uniform, and the handcuffs" Malik sighed.
"How the hell did you two meet anyway?" Marik folded his arms and raised and eyebrow.
"Oh, he suspected I was a prostitute, then we got talking and well, you know" Malik giggled.
"You got laid, without being paid?" Marik raised both eyebrows but didn't sound surprised.
"He don't look it, but he's such a vicious dominatrix"
"Okay, too much detail!" marik raised a hand.
"Ow!" Malik squealed as the hair he was twirling got caught in his earring.
He stumbled to the side as Rex ran past and was hitting the glass windows and doors yelling "GET ME OUT OF HERE!" crying as he slid to the floor. "Hmm, where's Yami and Yugi?" Marik pondered out loud, whislt glancing to the glass doors staring longingly towards the chickens *cheers*
"They went into the closet" Clare informed them and they all went "oh", just as they could hear faintly "oh oh, harder yami harder!" and they all shuddered.
"FOUND IT!" Bakura shouted with a huge grin on his face as he held up the bottle of Cider, which shined in all its glory, almost smacking Ryou in the face with it.
"YEEEEEY!" They all cheered, as Bakura opened up the bottle and drank from it before passing it around.
"Has there ever been a finer liquid to pass anyone's lips?" Bakura sighed sitting on a couch as everyone huddled like penguins to get to the cider.
Seeing Malik's grin Bakura put a hand over his mouth, "JUST DON'T!" he snapped.
Ryou smirked and sat beside Bakura stretching and the sleeve of his sweater brushed past Bakura's arm.
Bakura let out a girlish squeak, "it just molested me! That sweater is evil!"
Ryou pouted moodily, "Its great! You're just jealous. of what I don't know, but- SHUT UP! Remember I'm punishing you later at bedtime" he nudged Bakura.
"Speaking of, we have to choose our beds aye?" Ranie asked raising an eyebrow. They all looked at each other before charging off to the bedrooms and peering through both doors.
"We can't exactly do a room for girls and a room for boys" Clare pointed out.
"Yeah, the only girls here are Clare, Ranie and Malik" Tristan sighed and got jabbed in the ribs by Malik.
"Hmm, I know!" Clare announced stepping forward and facing the group. "Two people pick who goes in each room.sorta like teams!"
"I wanna pick, I wanna pick!" Ryou squealed waving an arm around.
"Me too!" Malik stumbled over in his heels.
"Oh now we know he's picking girls for a girly sleepovers" Tristan muttered.
"Better than being stuck in a room of horny gays - I mean guys" Ranie said.
"I'll pick first!" Ryou announced and scoured the group. The girls looked hopeful - well desperate to be away from Tristan, but of course he had to pick his beyatch first "oi bey- I mean Bakura! Get your mighty fine ass over here now!"
With that Bakura tried to look annoyed as he stomped over to lean against the doorframe beside Ryou.
"I pick Marik!" Malik winked at his other half who casually strolled over.
"Hmmm... Clare" Ryou said and she squealed as she skipped over and jumped up and down with Bakura squealing like girls, then they stopped when they realised the looks they were getting.
"uuuuuhhhhhhh" Malik spoke thoughtfully looking at the others... "Uuuummm" they all looked at the androgynous whores emerged from the closet "Yugi and Yami!"
"what?" they asked together, skipping over giggling.
"You're sharing a room with me and Marik" Malik informed as they went over.
Ryou looked at the remaining people. "Ranie!" he announced. She grabbed onto Rex declaring "we come as a pair!" yanking him over to join their group.
"Oh man! We're stuck with Tristan" Marik whined.
"I'm stuck in a room of men! Gay men!" Tristan whined as he stomped over.
The group who were in 'Ryou's' room stumbled into their room and squealed with delight at the amazing furnishings and light blue colouring. Saying Oooh and aaah.
"Um guys" Rex muttered as they walked in and blinked, "there's a double bed and 3 single beds. do you know what that means?"
Clare and Ranie looked at each other, "more room to bounce!" the exclaimed hopping onto the double bed and jumping up and down on it.
"NO!" Rex yelled making them all stop. He put his hands on his hips and scowled, "two of us are going to have to share a bed".
Rex and the girls exchanged looks before pointing to Ryou and Bakura.
Bakura made a whiney noise, "my one chance to have my own bed, stolen brutally!"
Ryou placed a hand on his shoulder, "don't worry hun, it'll be fun!" he giggled, "I rhymed!"
"Take your perverted hand off me!" Bakura sniffled, "I refuse to sleep with you when you wear THAT sweater"
Ranie giggled as Clare fell off the bed and then soon stumbled and fell off too.
Meanwhile in the other room, Tristan was curled up in the corner of the room whimpering. Yugi and Yami were making use of the double bed already and Marik was helping Malik reapply his eyeliner and basical 'girl talking'.
"This is my punishment isn't it? For being such a sexy guy, that all the girls want" Tristan sniffled and shuddered.
"Guys want you too sugar!" Malik called over and continued his conversation with Marik.
Tristan shuddered again and closed his eyes, "Must not sleep, they might do things me" he muttered to himself.
"Ow my eye!" Malik let out a little cry.
Marik sighed and threw the eyeliner at him, "do it yourself then, sissy!" he left the bedroom and headed over to the glass door that looked out at the garden. He sighed looking longingly at the chickens *cheer*
"It'll be okay, I'm here, I'll protect you, I'll keep you safe from these nasty people" he spoke in a weird voice, stroking the glass.
"Dude, you're talking to yourself, that's a sign on madness!" Bakura's voice made him jump and turn to see him there retrieving the Cider.
"Yeah, you'd know!" Marik glared.
"Were you talking to the chickens? I heard you have a chicken fetish" Bakura grinned evilly.
"I DO NOT!" Marik yelled, "I'm just here to protect the defenceless furry creatures"
"Marik, chickens have feathers, not fur!" Bakura snapped.
Marik blinked at him, "oh yeah? Who says?!"
"Says the obvious! And the inventor of chickens!" Bakura snapped back.
"And who invented chickens huh?!" Marik folded his arms.
Bakura blinked and thought about it as he hugged the cider bottle, "The egg of course!"
"Kids kids, what are you fighting about?" Ryou stood with his hands on his hips and tapped his foot on the floor.
"HE HAS A CHICKEN FETISH!" Bakura shouted pointing at Marik.
"WELL YOU'RE DUMB!" Marik yelled back.
"Hey hey!" Ryou stepped between them, "we all know what you've both said is true" he received angry glares. "Now if you two start fighting again, don't think I won't stand you in separate corners or put you over my knee!"
Marik looked scared and stepped away. Bakura just had this weird smile as he faced Ryou who gave him a look back, "now now, you get that later"
Marik sniffed, "fine, I'm going!"
"To your chicken lover?"-
"NO! TO THE DIARY ROOM!" Marik stomped off slamming a door behind him.
"There's a diary room? What's a diary room? What does diary mean? Ryou" Bakura followed him.
Marik settled down in the huuuge comfy red chair and sighed looking around.
"Hello Marik" a voice came out of nowhere making him look around.
"Oh my God! Is that God? Where are you?" he asked whirling around.
"In front of you dumbass!" the voice snapped.
Marik faced in front and squinted as he leaned forward. "God is a camera?"
"No! I'm some person using a microphone to communicate with you, and pretend to care what you're talking about!"
"Oh right" Marik smiled slightly feeling a bit stupid.
"So what's wrong Marik?" the voice asked and there was a sound of coffee being slurped.
"It feels weird coming into this house! It's a rather nice house too might I add. There's so many different personalities, too, and there's one particular person who'd started to get on my nerves already - Bakura! He's making fun of my, I mean he's assuming and telling everyone I have a chicken fetish!"
There was laughter and then the 'voice' composed themselves, "well you did put on your application form sex: with chickens, instead of stating you were male"
"I, uh, that was a mistake! I don't know who wrote that, some sick joke. hey you know you sound a lot like Joey" Marik answered.
There was a bit of a long awkward silence, "I'm not Joey" the voice suddenly went scratchy and attempting to be high, sounding more like Marge Simpson on helium.
"Only Joey would put on a stupid voice like that!" Marik stated.
There was another long silence. "Big brother is asking you to leave the diary room" the mangled voice commanded.
"But I just"-
"LEAVE!" yelled a voice, a lot like Joey's.
Marik stumbled out the chair startled and left the diary room.
Meanwhile Clare and Ranie were in the kitchen figuring out how to make cups of tea. "Hey!" Clare grinned, "the kettle's called Shneider!" she pointed to the name on the side and giggled.
"Oh cool! We christen ye, Shneider!" Ranie announced as she poured water into the kettle.
"Hmm, cups cups cups" Clare muttered until she found the cupboard with cups and pulled some out putting them onto the side. "Now we need milk and sugar"
Ranie grinned and burst into the song "sugar" by SOAD
Clare grinned and popped some tea bags into the cups, "dude, we rock this kitchen!"
"OOGAMAGA!" A scary looking Rex suddenly jumped up from behind the counter making them both scream.
He grinned and chuckled evilly, "why what's that? A 'kiss the cook' apron?" he wiggled his eyebrows at Ranie as she looked down at her apron and giggled.
"I'm leaving!" Clare stated as she left them to their kitchen antics.
She headed over to the bedroom where Ryou and Bakura had gone off to. She was about to open the door when she heard smacking noises and "who's the daddy? Who's the daddy beyatch?"
She slowly edged away from the door and shuddered, "I hope I don't get punished" she thought, thinking of how she was their beyatch. Then grinned and edged back to the door to listen to him to be dominated mwahahaha.
"Perverts! I'm in a house of perverts!" Tristan wailed.
"This is coming from the horny 'sex beast' who's groped about 3 of us already?" Clare raised an eyebrow.
Tristan grinned, "You think I'm a sex beast?"
Clare glared, "do you want Ranie to kick ya in the knackers again?" with that Tristan scampered off.
"I'm going to bed snookums" Rex kissed Ranie on the cheek and slid off the counter.
"Good night sleep tight, make sure Malik don't bite stinkypie!" Ranie grinned.
"Hold on!" Clare warned and hammered on the door, "you done in there?"
There was giggling and muttering and sounds of movement before there was a "yes!"
Rex groaned and trudged over, kicking the door open and walked in. Then there was a scream and he ran back to ranie crying "my eyes my beautiful eyes!"
"Whats up?"
"Ryou is!" Rex whimpered, "they're nakey!"
"They are?" Clare gasped and ran into the bedroom.
"There there hunny, it'll be allright" Ranie patted Rex on the head and pulled his hat down over his eyes. "Here, I'll lead you to your bed"
"They'll still make noises!" Rex complained.
"I'll kick them in their manly areas if they do" Ranie insisted, "I'm tired and want to go to bed too" she got to the door. "You all better be covered up!" she yelled and stormed in leading Rex to his bed.
Clare was lying on her tummy on her bed, which was conveniently next to Ryou and Bakura's shared bed and she was talking to Bakura.
"So how red is that ass boy?" she enquired.
"Like cherries, wanna see?" Ryou said lifting the covers.
"No naked red asses in the room please!" Ranie demanded climbing into her own bed. "If you two get kinky now, I'll make sure you never have sex again understood!" she shouted and watched Bakura and Ryou nod and cling to each other with fear. "GOOD!" she smiled over at Clare, "G'night dear!"
"G'night Ray!" Clare pulled the covers over herself and promptly fell asleep.
Bakura snuggled down against Ryou and giggled slightly.
"Those giggles better be from the other room!" Ranie growled. There was a scared silence as Ryou cuddled Bakura closer.
In the other room Tristan lay in his bed terrified to move, whilst Yugi snored in harmony with Yami in their bed and Malik slept in the bed next to Tristan's wearing a frilly nighty. Marik was talking in his sleep about chickens. "So fluffy. you make me want to..lay an egg". Tristan stared up at the ceiling with wide terrified eyes.
"So. where's the alcohol?" Bakura asked rummaging around through all the cupboards and groaning as he opened a cupboard and a shower of packets of crisps bounced off his head.
Clare snorted with laughter, sitting with Ranie on the couch and they looked horrified suddenly as Tristan sat down on the coffee table in front of them. "So ladies, tell me a bit about yourself" he ran a hand through his hair.
"Well we're real girls" Ranie stated first and glanced over at Malik who was talking to Marik about George the security guard. "which means we're not inflateable" she said gazing back at Tristan.
"Fantastic!" he grinned, "and you're singletons yes?" he leaned forward and the girls leaned back to avoid the gel glop threatened to fall off his hair.
"I have Rex!" Ranie rambled out quickly. Rex looked up confused and saw her look. "Oh no, don't suffocate me again!" he ran to avoid another hug.
"and I'm their beyatch" Clare pointed over to Bakura who was still searching for the alcohol with Ryou helping him.
"Why have a threesome with them, when us three could have a way better - ARGH!" he crumpled to the floor as Ranie grinned satisfied, having kicked Tristan in the nuts.
"Wow, I think you kicked his ego real hard" Clare said.
Meanwhile Malik was twirling his hair around his finger as he talked to Marik, "isn't he just so.so."-
"Stupid?"
"No! George is so.manly! Mm that uniform, and the handcuffs" Malik sighed.
"How the hell did you two meet anyway?" Marik folded his arms and raised and eyebrow.
"Oh, he suspected I was a prostitute, then we got talking and well, you know" Malik giggled.
"You got laid, without being paid?" Marik raised both eyebrows but didn't sound surprised.
"He don't look it, but he's such a vicious dominatrix"
"Okay, too much detail!" marik raised a hand.
"Ow!" Malik squealed as the hair he was twirling got caught in his earring.
He stumbled to the side as Rex ran past and was hitting the glass windows and doors yelling "GET ME OUT OF HERE!" crying as he slid to the floor. "Hmm, where's Yami and Yugi?" Marik pondered out loud, whislt glancing to the glass doors staring longingly towards the chickens *cheers*
"They went into the closet" Clare informed them and they all went "oh", just as they could hear faintly "oh oh, harder yami harder!" and they all shuddered.
"FOUND IT!" Bakura shouted with a huge grin on his face as he held up the bottle of Cider, which shined in all its glory, almost smacking Ryou in the face with it.
"YEEEEEY!" They all cheered, as Bakura opened up the bottle and drank from it before passing it around.
"Has there ever been a finer liquid to pass anyone's lips?" Bakura sighed sitting on a couch as everyone huddled like penguins to get to the cider.
Seeing Malik's grin Bakura put a hand over his mouth, "JUST DON'T!" he snapped.
Ryou smirked and sat beside Bakura stretching and the sleeve of his sweater brushed past Bakura's arm.
Bakura let out a girlish squeak, "it just molested me! That sweater is evil!"
Ryou pouted moodily, "Its great! You're just jealous. of what I don't know, but- SHUT UP! Remember I'm punishing you later at bedtime" he nudged Bakura.
"Speaking of, we have to choose our beds aye?" Ranie asked raising an eyebrow. They all looked at each other before charging off to the bedrooms and peering through both doors.
"We can't exactly do a room for girls and a room for boys" Clare pointed out.
"Yeah, the only girls here are Clare, Ranie and Malik" Tristan sighed and got jabbed in the ribs by Malik.
"Hmm, I know!" Clare announced stepping forward and facing the group. "Two people pick who goes in each room.sorta like teams!"
"I wanna pick, I wanna pick!" Ryou squealed waving an arm around.
"Me too!" Malik stumbled over in his heels.
"Oh now we know he's picking girls for a girly sleepovers" Tristan muttered.
"Better than being stuck in a room of horny gays - I mean guys" Ranie said.
"I'll pick first!" Ryou announced and scoured the group. The girls looked hopeful - well desperate to be away from Tristan, but of course he had to pick his beyatch first "oi bey- I mean Bakura! Get your mighty fine ass over here now!"
With that Bakura tried to look annoyed as he stomped over to lean against the doorframe beside Ryou.
"I pick Marik!" Malik winked at his other half who casually strolled over.
"Hmmm... Clare" Ryou said and she squealed as she skipped over and jumped up and down with Bakura squealing like girls, then they stopped when they realised the looks they were getting.
"uuuuuhhhhhhh" Malik spoke thoughtfully looking at the others... "Uuuummm" they all looked at the androgynous whores emerged from the closet "Yugi and Yami!"
"what?" they asked together, skipping over giggling.
"You're sharing a room with me and Marik" Malik informed as they went over.
Ryou looked at the remaining people. "Ranie!" he announced. She grabbed onto Rex declaring "we come as a pair!" yanking him over to join their group.
"Oh man! We're stuck with Tristan" Marik whined.
"I'm stuck in a room of men! Gay men!" Tristan whined as he stomped over.
The group who were in 'Ryou's' room stumbled into their room and squealed with delight at the amazing furnishings and light blue colouring. Saying Oooh and aaah.
"Um guys" Rex muttered as they walked in and blinked, "there's a double bed and 3 single beds. do you know what that means?"
Clare and Ranie looked at each other, "more room to bounce!" the exclaimed hopping onto the double bed and jumping up and down on it.
"NO!" Rex yelled making them all stop. He put his hands on his hips and scowled, "two of us are going to have to share a bed".
Rex and the girls exchanged looks before pointing to Ryou and Bakura.
Bakura made a whiney noise, "my one chance to have my own bed, stolen brutally!"
Ryou placed a hand on his shoulder, "don't worry hun, it'll be fun!" he giggled, "I rhymed!"
"Take your perverted hand off me!" Bakura sniffled, "I refuse to sleep with you when you wear THAT sweater"
Ranie giggled as Clare fell off the bed and then soon stumbled and fell off too.
Meanwhile in the other room, Tristan was curled up in the corner of the room whimpering. Yugi and Yami were making use of the double bed already and Marik was helping Malik reapply his eyeliner and basical 'girl talking'.
"This is my punishment isn't it? For being such a sexy guy, that all the girls want" Tristan sniffled and shuddered.
"Guys want you too sugar!" Malik called over and continued his conversation with Marik.
Tristan shuddered again and closed his eyes, "Must not sleep, they might do things me" he muttered to himself.
"Ow my eye!" Malik let out a little cry.
Marik sighed and threw the eyeliner at him, "do it yourself then, sissy!" he left the bedroom and headed over to the glass door that looked out at the garden. He sighed looking longingly at the chickens *cheer*
"It'll be okay, I'm here, I'll protect you, I'll keep you safe from these nasty people" he spoke in a weird voice, stroking the glass.
"Dude, you're talking to yourself, that's a sign on madness!" Bakura's voice made him jump and turn to see him there retrieving the Cider.
"Yeah, you'd know!" Marik glared.
"Were you talking to the chickens? I heard you have a chicken fetish" Bakura grinned evilly.
"I DO NOT!" Marik yelled, "I'm just here to protect the defenceless furry creatures"
"Marik, chickens have feathers, not fur!" Bakura snapped.
Marik blinked at him, "oh yeah? Who says?!"
"Says the obvious! And the inventor of chickens!" Bakura snapped back.
"And who invented chickens huh?!" Marik folded his arms.
Bakura blinked and thought about it as he hugged the cider bottle, "The egg of course!"
"Kids kids, what are you fighting about?" Ryou stood with his hands on his hips and tapped his foot on the floor.
"HE HAS A CHICKEN FETISH!" Bakura shouted pointing at Marik.
"WELL YOU'RE DUMB!" Marik yelled back.
"Hey hey!" Ryou stepped between them, "we all know what you've both said is true" he received angry glares. "Now if you two start fighting again, don't think I won't stand you in separate corners or put you over my knee!"
Marik looked scared and stepped away. Bakura just had this weird smile as he faced Ryou who gave him a look back, "now now, you get that later"
Marik sniffed, "fine, I'm going!"
"To your chicken lover?"-
"NO! TO THE DIARY ROOM!" Marik stomped off slamming a door behind him.
"There's a diary room? What's a diary room? What does diary mean? Ryou" Bakura followed him.
Marik settled down in the huuuge comfy red chair and sighed looking around.
"Hello Marik" a voice came out of nowhere making him look around.
"Oh my God! Is that God? Where are you?" he asked whirling around.
"In front of you dumbass!" the voice snapped.
Marik faced in front and squinted as he leaned forward. "God is a camera?"
"No! I'm some person using a microphone to communicate with you, and pretend to care what you're talking about!"
"Oh right" Marik smiled slightly feeling a bit stupid.
"So what's wrong Marik?" the voice asked and there was a sound of coffee being slurped.
"It feels weird coming into this house! It's a rather nice house too might I add. There's so many different personalities, too, and there's one particular person who'd started to get on my nerves already - Bakura! He's making fun of my, I mean he's assuming and telling everyone I have a chicken fetish!"
There was laughter and then the 'voice' composed themselves, "well you did put on your application form sex: with chickens, instead of stating you were male"
"I, uh, that was a mistake! I don't know who wrote that, some sick joke. hey you know you sound a lot like Joey" Marik answered.
There was a bit of a long awkward silence, "I'm not Joey" the voice suddenly went scratchy and attempting to be high, sounding more like Marge Simpson on helium.
"Only Joey would put on a stupid voice like that!" Marik stated.
There was another long silence. "Big brother is asking you to leave the diary room" the mangled voice commanded.
"But I just"-
"LEAVE!" yelled a voice, a lot like Joey's.
Marik stumbled out the chair startled and left the diary room.
Meanwhile Clare and Ranie were in the kitchen figuring out how to make cups of tea. "Hey!" Clare grinned, "the kettle's called Shneider!" she pointed to the name on the side and giggled.
"Oh cool! We christen ye, Shneider!" Ranie announced as she poured water into the kettle.
"Hmm, cups cups cups" Clare muttered until she found the cupboard with cups and pulled some out putting them onto the side. "Now we need milk and sugar"
Ranie grinned and burst into the song "sugar" by SOAD
Clare grinned and popped some tea bags into the cups, "dude, we rock this kitchen!"
"OOGAMAGA!" A scary looking Rex suddenly jumped up from behind the counter making them both scream.
He grinned and chuckled evilly, "why what's that? A 'kiss the cook' apron?" he wiggled his eyebrows at Ranie as she looked down at her apron and giggled.
"I'm leaving!" Clare stated as she left them to their kitchen antics.
She headed over to the bedroom where Ryou and Bakura had gone off to. She was about to open the door when she heard smacking noises and "who's the daddy? Who's the daddy beyatch?"
She slowly edged away from the door and shuddered, "I hope I don't get punished" she thought, thinking of how she was their beyatch. Then grinned and edged back to the door to listen to him to be dominated mwahahaha.
"Perverts! I'm in a house of perverts!" Tristan wailed.
"This is coming from the horny 'sex beast' who's groped about 3 of us already?" Clare raised an eyebrow.
Tristan grinned, "You think I'm a sex beast?"
Clare glared, "do you want Ranie to kick ya in the knackers again?" with that Tristan scampered off.
"I'm going to bed snookums" Rex kissed Ranie on the cheek and slid off the counter.
"Good night sleep tight, make sure Malik don't bite stinkypie!" Ranie grinned.
"Hold on!" Clare warned and hammered on the door, "you done in there?"
There was giggling and muttering and sounds of movement before there was a "yes!"
Rex groaned and trudged over, kicking the door open and walked in. Then there was a scream and he ran back to ranie crying "my eyes my beautiful eyes!"
"Whats up?"
"Ryou is!" Rex whimpered, "they're nakey!"
"They are?" Clare gasped and ran into the bedroom.
"There there hunny, it'll be allright" Ranie patted Rex on the head and pulled his hat down over his eyes. "Here, I'll lead you to your bed"
"They'll still make noises!" Rex complained.
"I'll kick them in their manly areas if they do" Ranie insisted, "I'm tired and want to go to bed too" she got to the door. "You all better be covered up!" she yelled and stormed in leading Rex to his bed.
Clare was lying on her tummy on her bed, which was conveniently next to Ryou and Bakura's shared bed and she was talking to Bakura.
"So how red is that ass boy?" she enquired.
"Like cherries, wanna see?" Ryou said lifting the covers.
"No naked red asses in the room please!" Ranie demanded climbing into her own bed. "If you two get kinky now, I'll make sure you never have sex again understood!" she shouted and watched Bakura and Ryou nod and cling to each other with fear. "GOOD!" she smiled over at Clare, "G'night dear!"
"G'night Ray!" Clare pulled the covers over herself and promptly fell asleep.
Bakura snuggled down against Ryou and giggled slightly.
"Those giggles better be from the other room!" Ranie growled. There was a scared silence as Ryou cuddled Bakura closer.
In the other room Tristan lay in his bed terrified to move, whilst Yugi snored in harmony with Yami in their bed and Malik slept in the bed next to Tristan's wearing a frilly nighty. Marik was talking in his sleep about chickens. "So fluffy. you make me want to..lay an egg". Tristan stared up at the ceiling with wide terrified eyes.