A/N: Teehee. Ok not all of them are funny but it's truely what they would never do. REVIEW REVIEW
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Harry: Join Voldemort and become his mosy faithful servent

Leave Hogwart's because it's just not normal. Then start to live with the Dursley's

Make oreo cookies for a living

Ron: Become Draco Malfoy's servent

Become head boy

Ever wear a bikini around Hogwarts (A yellow bikini with black polka dots)

Hermione: Date Lucius Malfoy

Get an F

Cuss out Mcgongall

Draco: Burst randomly into song

Call Hermione by her first name

Go see a movie

Hagrid: Buy a letterman jacket with the letter Q

Never paint his nails (expecially pink)

Call Dumbuldore dumb

Crabbe & Goyle: Get an A

Not eat

Kiss Draco Malfoy then bring him into the nearest closet

Dumbeldore: Quit his job at Hogwarts

Shave his beard

Be unfair

Make sense.... all th time

Snape: Randomly dance to Draco's singing

Wash his slimy hair

Compliment Harry on his excellent grades