Disclaimer: NYAHAHAA- I do not own pokemon, but believe me, someday... when the moment is right... I WILL ATTACK THEM! o__o
Another disclaimer: I don't own pokemon, okay?! is that enough?!
third disclaimer: pokemon=not mine... not mine=pokemon... kecleon=pwns j00
note: I think I produce my best work at night (2:00 a.m. to be specific *points to the clock*)
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***In the twisted house Jirachi calls her/its/his own... er, Mudkip's own, too...***
Mudkip: *takes over Jirachi's room* haha, nothin you can do! nothin you can do! *throws rocks*
Jirachi: Please, just shut UP already... haven't you tormented me enough today?!
Mudkip: no- er, I mean, o.o you SEE, I've just come up with some interesting plot ideas! *shows a scribble on a piece of paper* according to this diagram, pi=3.15 NOT 3.14!
Jirachi: I was brought up to believe that pi=cherry... o.o... WHAT TYPE OF SICK FREAK ARE YOU?!
PK: pi is so clearly apple o_O
Jirachi: o.o
Mudkip: well... I have some more ideas in case you'd like to see them.
Jirachi: I don't o.o
Mudkip: And I care, why? o.o
Jirachi: whatever
PK: As long as it doesn't include fake roleplaying, throwing rocks at people, tricking meowths into buying stuff because it comes with free cheese, or mocking a teacher in any sort of way, I'm okay with it o.o
Mudkip: o.o;;;;; back to the drawing board...
PK: -_-;;
Mudkip: O.O guess what?!
Jirachi&PK: Wha o.o
Mudkip: I just realized... that today...
Jirachi: yeah? o.o
Mudkip: is...
Jirachi: get on with it...
Mudkip: OMG TODAY'S THE DAY THAT I'M A MUDKIP!
Jirachi: o_O I don't get it
Mudkip: o.o
Jirachi: when are you not a Mudkip?
Mudkip: o__o;;
Jirachi: whatever
PK: Common people, let's get this show on the road... or... whatever they say... _
Jirachi: but we don't have a plot o.o like we ever do...
PK: that's BESIDE the point...
Jirachi: would you mind telling me the point, then? o.o
PK: details, details... o.o;;;;;
Jirachi: -.-;;
Mudkip: I know! I know what'll happen! it'll be a completely boring chapter where we meet some really weird guy! like yesterday! only I'm not a guy! and yesterday it wasn't "we"!
Jirachi: o__o I think we're onto something
Mudkip: duh cuz ei am teh l33t speler champeon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!1
Jirachi: _
Mudkip: do not make fun of my l33tness!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jirachi: whatever, I'm on my way out of here to find my rock
Mudkip: wtf? what's the fuss with a rock?
Jirachi: you see, sometimes people make wishes on this one rock in Mossdeep, and I like, go there
Mudkip: to do what?
Jirachi: well, it's my rock, but some lamers decided it was a salt-lick and replaced it with one...
Mudkip: you didn't answer me...
Jirachi: SHUT UP, I'm not done
Mudkip: o_o
Jirachi: So, anyway, I used to go to the rock to grant the wishes the rock held...
Mudkip: and you do what now since they replaced it with a salt-lick?
Jirachi: o.o the salt-lick works the same way only sometimes it make's the wishes screwed up
Mudkip: o.o and where's the real rock?
Jirachi: with one of the regis, meh
Mudkip: so when you said you were visiting your rock, you meant the salt-lick?
Jirachi: yeah o.o
Mudkip: do you sometimes see "Saltaria"? XDDD
Jirachi: -.-;;
Mudkip: how about "Salts"? XDD and why aren't you named "Saltrachi"? *falls over laughing*
Jirachi: -_- if you're going to mock me, why don't YOU be a jirachi and see how hard this wish granting thing is
Mudkip: o.o
Jirachi: Well?
Mudkip: ... may all your salty wishes come true XD
Jirachi: -.-; this is like the stupidest joke, and something tells me I've heard it before...
Mudkip: yeah, me too o.o
Jirachi: o_o
Mudkip: hmm... I wonder what salt would do to a slugma *imagines one exploding*
Jirachi: _ you and your sick mind
Mudkip: yeah sure o.o
PK: o.o it's been, what, 10 minutes since you were supposed to leave?
Jirachi: o.o;; *leaves*
Mudkip: o.o *follows*
~~~Later, when Jirachi has arrived (with Mudkip) in Mossdeep City~~~
Mudkip: that was so a salty ride o.o
Jirachi: _
Mudkip: what?!
Jirachi: whatever *focuses on the rock*
Mudkip: o_o why are you staring at it?
Jirachi: *stares at the rock* *has it's truth eye open*
Mudkip: o.o
Jirachi: This person... wanted... his car?
***freaky flashback of what happened***
dude: DUDE WHERE'S MY KAR?!
Littlegirlwithacar: o.o;;;; *speeds off*
dude: o_o; I wish.. I had my kar.. ;_;
***end freaky flashback of what happened***
Jirachi: so like this little girl stole the car and this guy wants it back? Ha, I can make THAT happen!
Mudkip: o_o these wishes are boring
Jirachi: rude .
Mudkip: you mean rude like how my JOB was boring?
Jirachi: o.o;;;;;
Mudkip: -.-;; eh heh
Jirachi: whatever, so, like, yeah *snaps fingers*
Mudkip: what'd that do o.o
Jirachi: o.o dunno, but that guy SHOULD get his k- er, car back
Mudkip: o_o yeah...
*** In Lilycove ***
Littlegirlwithacar: o.o la la la... *runs over people*
dude: HEY! GIMME MY KAR! *chases*
Littlegirlwithacar: _ not if my life de- OMG! *misses running into a stantler barely*
dude: DONT DAMAGE MY KAR!!
Littlegirlwithacar: *runs into a tree and gets out right as the car explodes*
dude: o___o WTF
Littlegirlwithoutacar: o.o;;;;;;; *runs away* tra la la...
*** Back in Mossdeep ***
Jirachi: job successfully accomplished! o.o
Mudkip: OH YEAH *acts like a koolaid guy*
Jirachi: o_O;;;
Wanderingkagroudo: lalala...
Jirachi: O_O YOU DON'T SEE ME *hides behind the salt-lick*
Wanderingkagroudo: HEY PEOPLE IT'S A JIRACHI *sets off an alarm*
People: It's a what? Saltrachi? O__O *get cameras*
Jirachi: _;;; *runs all criminal-like*
People: *chase with pitchforks*
Jirachi: wait.. why the FRIK am I walking? *flies* AHAHA
People: dang o.o
Wanderingkagroudo: HA! fork over 20, mudkip
Mudkip: _;;;; you see... I didn't say jirachi would be FOUND HERE, that was a misunderstanding... it was that.. uh.. the salt-lick.. would.. be.. salty! o.o;
Wanderingkagroudo: I told you jirachi wouldn't be spotted with cameras even if I pointed him out o.o
Mudkip: o.o NO you didn't
Wanderingkagroudo: o.o yes, I did
Mudkip: _ why don't we just forget about this bet, anyhow? I'm not the gambling sort...
Wanderingkagroudo: what a ripoff o.o
Mudkip: o.o;;;;; *buys a gameshark at the market*
Jirachi: *eventually comes to where mudkip is*
Mudkip: *sharks her ruby version to get a meowth*
Jirachi: OMG!! YOU'RE USING A GAMESHARK! *flames*
Mudkip: I see london, I see franc- no, wait, wrong rhyme o.o
sticks and stones may break my bones but flames will never harm me!
Jirachi: Oh yeah? how about if I wasn't talking about the verbal type? o.o? *takes out a flamethrower*
Mudkip: o_o then we have a miscommunication occurance...
Jirachi: o.o *burns*
Mudkip: o.o I'm water type duh
Jirachi: o_o dang it
Mudkip: omg like you're so stupid _
Jirachi: o.o not as stupid as you are for making that BET... you know... -_-
Mudkip: WHAT bet?! o.o *hides the video tapes of the bet happening*
Wanderingkagroudowhoisntsomuchwanderinganymore: o_o my name is long *changes*
Jirachi: what gave you THAT idea? o.o
Kagroudo: THIS is better
Jirachi: so like you're that pre-groudon-evo thing right?
Kagroudo: what else would I be?
Jirachi: considering it doesn't technically exist, I don't know o.o
Kagroudo: . heh
Mudkip: well, you have ONE wish accomplished, and I don't have work today, so like, what now?
Kagroudo: we could like terrorize mossdeep if you wanted?
Mudkip: I don't find a cute cuddly jirachi and a kawaii mudkip scary. Do you? o.o
Kagroudo: o.o I think you're forgetting someone
Jirachi: o.o like who?
Mudkip: yeah? o.o 1...2... that's two people I said
Kagroudo: like.. me... o.o
Mudkip: OH, YOU, I see! o_o;;;; okay, well, a dinosaur thing that has ears and stuff and cute eyes isn't exactly threatening, either o_o
Jirachi: o.o;;;;
Kagroudo: o.o; I can try, can't I?
Mudkip: no .
Jirachi: *sings* where everyBODY knows your NAAAAAME *dun dun dun*
Mudkip: O.O;; NO! SHUT UP! I HATE THAT SONG!
Jirachi: muahahaha? o.o
Kagroudo: uh .
Jirachi: I need to get back to granting those salt-lickin good wishes o_o
Kagroudo:...wishes? o_O
Mudkip: I wish I had a lollypop
Jirachi: o_o what a waste *grants*
Mudkip: . it's NOT A WASTE THANK-YOU VERY MUCH *takes the lollypop*
Kagroudo: I wish for a piece of lint o.o
Jirachi: o_o;; granted
Kagroudo: *throws the lint at jirachi* XD *runs* .;
Jirachi: -.-;;;
Mudkip: eh _ I think it's time to go back home.. to MY house
Jirachi: -__-;;;
Kagroudo: yeah?! well, *I* have *my* own home, *too*! *goes beneath a rock in the other side of Mossdeep*
Jirachi: *flies*
Mudkip: O.O;; where are you going without me?! you know I can't fly!
Jirachi: exactly! o.o
Mudkip: I wish I had wings o.o
Jirachi: granted o.o *gives puny wings*
Mudkip: _ I wish I had wings appropriate for a Mudkip
Jirachi: -_- granted
Mudkip: AH HA HA *points and laughs* *flies to Jirachi's cloud*
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*****Jirachi's Cloud, 7:26 P.M.*****
Mudkip: Okay now, I'll declare what's mine now: The TV, your room, the bathroom, the kitchen, the contents of all rooms, the box of crackers in the oher room, and this cat.
Skitty: meow? o.o
Mudkip: shut UP I'm speaking
Jirachi: _
Mudkip: this means you have to ask to do ANYTHING in MY HOUSE
Jirachi: wtf?
Mudkip: and don't breathe without asking, either
Jirachi: o.o good thing I don't need to breathe
Mudkip: SHUT UP YOU DIDN'T ASK TO SPEAK
Jirachi: _ MA'AM YES MA'AM
Mudkip: o.o;;; whatever
Jirachi: *sleeps on the floor*
Mudkip: o.o *sleeps on the bed*
PK: o.o what a boring ending and plot *goes off in search of better writers*
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Note: La la la... oh.. yeah *sees people* uh well, this is what I call the section where I say whatever I want! *freaky smile* review away people . *asks for reviews* a simple comment even helps out and builds confidence, and like, asking a person to write a fanfic late at night is a lot on that person _ although you're not exactly asking me to o.o;;;
in another note: this is a disclaimer: I TOLD YOU, I DON'T OWN POKEMON O__O AND I DON'T HAVE SOME CRUSH ON SOME GUY I KNOW ON THE NET, OKAY?! ARE YOU HAPPY?! *roars* if you wanna see a pic of kagroudo, e-mail me and I'll show you.
Note AGAIN: kagroudo is not owned by pokemon but owned by my friend tenchi. Any use of kagroudo is against her will because tenchi made kagroudo etc etc. so like, basically, don't use kagroudo, okay?! OKAY?!
Note one last time: I'd like suggestions of what to be in the story by you people in the reviews since I feel rather... stuck... okay, this IS the LAST note _ sheesh...
Another disclaimer: I don't own pokemon, okay?! is that enough?!
third disclaimer: pokemon=not mine... not mine=pokemon... kecleon=pwns j00
note: I think I produce my best work at night (2:00 a.m. to be specific *points to the clock*)
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***In the twisted house Jirachi calls her/its/his own... er, Mudkip's own, too...***
Mudkip: *takes over Jirachi's room* haha, nothin you can do! nothin you can do! *throws rocks*
Jirachi: Please, just shut UP already... haven't you tormented me enough today?!
Mudkip: no- er, I mean, o.o you SEE, I've just come up with some interesting plot ideas! *shows a scribble on a piece of paper* according to this diagram, pi=3.15 NOT 3.14!
Jirachi: I was brought up to believe that pi=cherry... o.o... WHAT TYPE OF SICK FREAK ARE YOU?!
PK: pi is so clearly apple o_O
Jirachi: o.o
Mudkip: well... I have some more ideas in case you'd like to see them.
Jirachi: I don't o.o
Mudkip: And I care, why? o.o
Jirachi: whatever
PK: As long as it doesn't include fake roleplaying, throwing rocks at people, tricking meowths into buying stuff because it comes with free cheese, or mocking a teacher in any sort of way, I'm okay with it o.o
Mudkip: o.o;;;;; back to the drawing board...
PK: -_-;;
Mudkip: O.O guess what?!
Jirachi&PK: Wha o.o
Mudkip: I just realized... that today...
Jirachi: yeah? o.o
Mudkip: is...
Jirachi: get on with it...
Mudkip: OMG TODAY'S THE DAY THAT I'M A MUDKIP!
Jirachi: o_O I don't get it
Mudkip: o.o
Jirachi: when are you not a Mudkip?
Mudkip: o__o;;
Jirachi: whatever
PK: Common people, let's get this show on the road... or... whatever they say... _
Jirachi: but we don't have a plot o.o like we ever do...
PK: that's BESIDE the point...
Jirachi: would you mind telling me the point, then? o.o
PK: details, details... o.o;;;;;
Jirachi: -.-;;
Mudkip: I know! I know what'll happen! it'll be a completely boring chapter where we meet some really weird guy! like yesterday! only I'm not a guy! and yesterday it wasn't "we"!
Jirachi: o__o I think we're onto something
Mudkip: duh cuz ei am teh l33t speler champeon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!1
Jirachi: _
Mudkip: do not make fun of my l33tness!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jirachi: whatever, I'm on my way out of here to find my rock
Mudkip: wtf? what's the fuss with a rock?
Jirachi: you see, sometimes people make wishes on this one rock in Mossdeep, and I like, go there
Mudkip: to do what?
Jirachi: well, it's my rock, but some lamers decided it was a salt-lick and replaced it with one...
Mudkip: you didn't answer me...
Jirachi: SHUT UP, I'm not done
Mudkip: o_o
Jirachi: So, anyway, I used to go to the rock to grant the wishes the rock held...
Mudkip: and you do what now since they replaced it with a salt-lick?
Jirachi: o.o the salt-lick works the same way only sometimes it make's the wishes screwed up
Mudkip: o.o and where's the real rock?
Jirachi: with one of the regis, meh
Mudkip: so when you said you were visiting your rock, you meant the salt-lick?
Jirachi: yeah o.o
Mudkip: do you sometimes see "Saltaria"? XDDD
Jirachi: -.-;;
Mudkip: how about "Salts"? XDD and why aren't you named "Saltrachi"? *falls over laughing*
Jirachi: -_- if you're going to mock me, why don't YOU be a jirachi and see how hard this wish granting thing is
Mudkip: o.o
Jirachi: Well?
Mudkip: ... may all your salty wishes come true XD
Jirachi: -.-; this is like the stupidest joke, and something tells me I've heard it before...
Mudkip: yeah, me too o.o
Jirachi: o_o
Mudkip: hmm... I wonder what salt would do to a slugma *imagines one exploding*
Jirachi: _ you and your sick mind
Mudkip: yeah sure o.o
PK: o.o it's been, what, 10 minutes since you were supposed to leave?
Jirachi: o.o;; *leaves*
Mudkip: o.o *follows*
~~~Later, when Jirachi has arrived (with Mudkip) in Mossdeep City~~~
Mudkip: that was so a salty ride o.o
Jirachi: _
Mudkip: what?!
Jirachi: whatever *focuses on the rock*
Mudkip: o_o why are you staring at it?
Jirachi: *stares at the rock* *has it's truth eye open*
Mudkip: o.o
Jirachi: This person... wanted... his car?
***freaky flashback of what happened***
dude: DUDE WHERE'S MY KAR?!
Littlegirlwithacar: o.o;;;; *speeds off*
dude: o_o; I wish.. I had my kar.. ;_;
***end freaky flashback of what happened***
Jirachi: so like this little girl stole the car and this guy wants it back? Ha, I can make THAT happen!
Mudkip: o_o these wishes are boring
Jirachi: rude .
Mudkip: you mean rude like how my JOB was boring?
Jirachi: o.o;;;;;
Mudkip: -.-;; eh heh
Jirachi: whatever, so, like, yeah *snaps fingers*
Mudkip: what'd that do o.o
Jirachi: o.o dunno, but that guy SHOULD get his k- er, car back
Mudkip: o_o yeah...
*** In Lilycove ***
Littlegirlwithacar: o.o la la la... *runs over people*
dude: HEY! GIMME MY KAR! *chases*
Littlegirlwithacar: _ not if my life de- OMG! *misses running into a stantler barely*
dude: DONT DAMAGE MY KAR!!
Littlegirlwithacar: *runs into a tree and gets out right as the car explodes*
dude: o___o WTF
Littlegirlwithoutacar: o.o;;;;;;; *runs away* tra la la...
*** Back in Mossdeep ***
Jirachi: job successfully accomplished! o.o
Mudkip: OH YEAH *acts like a koolaid guy*
Jirachi: o_O;;;
Wanderingkagroudo: lalala...
Jirachi: O_O YOU DON'T SEE ME *hides behind the salt-lick*
Wanderingkagroudo: HEY PEOPLE IT'S A JIRACHI *sets off an alarm*
People: It's a what? Saltrachi? O__O *get cameras*
Jirachi: _;;; *runs all criminal-like*
People: *chase with pitchforks*
Jirachi: wait.. why the FRIK am I walking? *flies* AHAHA
People: dang o.o
Wanderingkagroudo: HA! fork over 20, mudkip
Mudkip: _;;;; you see... I didn't say jirachi would be FOUND HERE, that was a misunderstanding... it was that.. uh.. the salt-lick.. would.. be.. salty! o.o;
Wanderingkagroudo: I told you jirachi wouldn't be spotted with cameras even if I pointed him out o.o
Mudkip: o.o NO you didn't
Wanderingkagroudo: o.o yes, I did
Mudkip: _ why don't we just forget about this bet, anyhow? I'm not the gambling sort...
Wanderingkagroudo: what a ripoff o.o
Mudkip: o.o;;;;; *buys a gameshark at the market*
Jirachi: *eventually comes to where mudkip is*
Mudkip: *sharks her ruby version to get a meowth*
Jirachi: OMG!! YOU'RE USING A GAMESHARK! *flames*
Mudkip: I see london, I see franc- no, wait, wrong rhyme o.o
sticks and stones may break my bones but flames will never harm me!
Jirachi: Oh yeah? how about if I wasn't talking about the verbal type? o.o? *takes out a flamethrower*
Mudkip: o_o then we have a miscommunication occurance...
Jirachi: o.o *burns*
Mudkip: o.o I'm water type duh
Jirachi: o_o dang it
Mudkip: omg like you're so stupid _
Jirachi: o.o not as stupid as you are for making that BET... you know... -_-
Mudkip: WHAT bet?! o.o *hides the video tapes of the bet happening*
Wanderingkagroudowhoisntsomuchwanderinganymore: o_o my name is long *changes*
Jirachi: what gave you THAT idea? o.o
Kagroudo: THIS is better
Jirachi: so like you're that pre-groudon-evo thing right?
Kagroudo: what else would I be?
Jirachi: considering it doesn't technically exist, I don't know o.o
Kagroudo: . heh
Mudkip: well, you have ONE wish accomplished, and I don't have work today, so like, what now?
Kagroudo: we could like terrorize mossdeep if you wanted?
Mudkip: I don't find a cute cuddly jirachi and a kawaii mudkip scary. Do you? o.o
Kagroudo: o.o I think you're forgetting someone
Jirachi: o.o like who?
Mudkip: yeah? o.o 1...2... that's two people I said
Kagroudo: like.. me... o.o
Mudkip: OH, YOU, I see! o_o;;;; okay, well, a dinosaur thing that has ears and stuff and cute eyes isn't exactly threatening, either o_o
Jirachi: o.o;;;;
Kagroudo: o.o; I can try, can't I?
Mudkip: no .
Jirachi: *sings* where everyBODY knows your NAAAAAME *dun dun dun*
Mudkip: O.O;; NO! SHUT UP! I HATE THAT SONG!
Jirachi: muahahaha? o.o
Kagroudo: uh .
Jirachi: I need to get back to granting those salt-lickin good wishes o_o
Kagroudo:...wishes? o_O
Mudkip: I wish I had a lollypop
Jirachi: o_o what a waste *grants*
Mudkip: . it's NOT A WASTE THANK-YOU VERY MUCH *takes the lollypop*
Kagroudo: I wish for a piece of lint o.o
Jirachi: o_o;; granted
Kagroudo: *throws the lint at jirachi* XD *runs* .;
Jirachi: -.-;;;
Mudkip: eh _ I think it's time to go back home.. to MY house
Jirachi: -__-;;;
Kagroudo: yeah?! well, *I* have *my* own home, *too*! *goes beneath a rock in the other side of Mossdeep*
Jirachi: *flies*
Mudkip: O.O;; where are you going without me?! you know I can't fly!
Jirachi: exactly! o.o
Mudkip: I wish I had wings o.o
Jirachi: granted o.o *gives puny wings*
Mudkip: _ I wish I had wings appropriate for a Mudkip
Jirachi: -_- granted
Mudkip: AH HA HA *points and laughs* *flies to Jirachi's cloud*
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*****Jirachi's Cloud, 7:26 P.M.*****
Mudkip: Okay now, I'll declare what's mine now: The TV, your room, the bathroom, the kitchen, the contents of all rooms, the box of crackers in the oher room, and this cat.
Skitty: meow? o.o
Mudkip: shut UP I'm speaking
Jirachi: _
Mudkip: this means you have to ask to do ANYTHING in MY HOUSE
Jirachi: wtf?
Mudkip: and don't breathe without asking, either
Jirachi: o.o good thing I don't need to breathe
Mudkip: SHUT UP YOU DIDN'T ASK TO SPEAK
Jirachi: _ MA'AM YES MA'AM
Mudkip: o.o;;; whatever
Jirachi: *sleeps on the floor*
Mudkip: o.o *sleeps on the bed*
PK: o.o what a boring ending and plot *goes off in search of better writers*
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Note: La la la... oh.. yeah *sees people* uh well, this is what I call the section where I say whatever I want! *freaky smile* review away people . *asks for reviews* a simple comment even helps out and builds confidence, and like, asking a person to write a fanfic late at night is a lot on that person _ although you're not exactly asking me to o.o;;;
in another note: this is a disclaimer: I TOLD YOU, I DON'T OWN POKEMON O__O AND I DON'T HAVE SOME CRUSH ON SOME GUY I KNOW ON THE NET, OKAY?! ARE YOU HAPPY?! *roars* if you wanna see a pic of kagroudo, e-mail me and I'll show you.
Note AGAIN: kagroudo is not owned by pokemon but owned by my friend tenchi. Any use of kagroudo is against her will because tenchi made kagroudo etc etc. so like, basically, don't use kagroudo, okay?! OKAY?!
Note one last time: I'd like suggestions of what to be in the story by you people in the reviews since I feel rather... stuck... okay, this IS the LAST note _ sheesh...