Mmmmm. Hello everyone.
After much convincing, I now realize that writing really isn't what I do best. Heck, using my head has never been my strong point. To prove my point, I'm 17 years old and I'm still stuck in the 4th grade! But that's not a bad thing, because this is the reason why I joined the whore business in the first place!!! And well, as much I would love to further pollute this website with my garbage, my pimp is getting pissed off, and after a lengthy break, he wants me back in business. He's kind of running low on fat chicks (business isn't good lately) and well, this is why he wants me back so bad.
As for how much I cost. Well. To be perfectly honest, I'M the one who usually ends up paying my customers. Fortunately for business, however, I do get a penny now and then. Surprisingly though, I was once actually offered 100$ (!!!) by a guy who goes by the nickname 'Tuxedo Gohan', I think. That was the first highlight of my career (life). The second was when I was offered to pose for the covers of the magazine "Rhinoplasty Bloopers Monthly". It was such a blast. I can still remember the look on the members of the lighting crew's faces, having a good time, laughing hard "with me". Ah, good memories.
What else is there to say about me? Well, admittedly, I'm stupid, I'm kind of chunky (FAT), I'm crawling with STDs, as far as looks go, I can put PrincessPepper to shame, but most importantly, I'm FREE (no, not the "freedom" free, the "I don't cost a thing" free). As a matter of fact, this has become my motto; "I'm stupid, I'm fat, I'm ugly, I'm crawling with diseases, BUT I'M FREE!!!" Pretty clever huh?
But anyway, enough about me. I want to know more about YOU. So call me at 1- 800-FUCK-FOR-FREE, and we can make. "arrangements".
I'll be waiting.
After much convincing, I now realize that writing really isn't what I do best. Heck, using my head has never been my strong point. To prove my point, I'm 17 years old and I'm still stuck in the 4th grade! But that's not a bad thing, because this is the reason why I joined the whore business in the first place!!! And well, as much I would love to further pollute this website with my garbage, my pimp is getting pissed off, and after a lengthy break, he wants me back in business. He's kind of running low on fat chicks (business isn't good lately) and well, this is why he wants me back so bad.
As for how much I cost. Well. To be perfectly honest, I'M the one who usually ends up paying my customers. Fortunately for business, however, I do get a penny now and then. Surprisingly though, I was once actually offered 100$ (!!!) by a guy who goes by the nickname 'Tuxedo Gohan', I think. That was the first highlight of my career (life). The second was when I was offered to pose for the covers of the magazine "Rhinoplasty Bloopers Monthly". It was such a blast. I can still remember the look on the members of the lighting crew's faces, having a good time, laughing hard "with me". Ah, good memories.
What else is there to say about me? Well, admittedly, I'm stupid, I'm kind of chunky (FAT), I'm crawling with STDs, as far as looks go, I can put PrincessPepper to shame, but most importantly, I'm FREE (no, not the "freedom" free, the "I don't cost a thing" free). As a matter of fact, this has become my motto; "I'm stupid, I'm fat, I'm ugly, I'm crawling with diseases, BUT I'M FREE!!!" Pretty clever huh?
But anyway, enough about me. I want to know more about YOU. So call me at 1- 800-FUCK-FOR-FREE, and we can make. "arrangements".
I'll be waiting.