Wrestling Woes Chap 1: General Managers and Rookies
Sailor Serenity: I don't own the WWF/E, heck I don't even own any of these characters. They were made by you the public. I hope I do my first Mary Sue good.
Vince sits at his desk looking at the blonde haired and blue eyed girl sitting across of him. She plays nervously with the Celtic cross necklace around her neck. Finally Vince starts to speak.
Vince: So do you think you can handle this position? You would have to combat the person I choose for the Smackdown general manager, Miss Tyler.
Kaitlyn: I think I would do well at this position. Eric Bischoff did a lousy job as a GM.
Vince: I know, but I want you to remember that it will be hard as a general manager.
There is a knock on the door. A green eyed and blonde haired with black streaks slowly comes in.
Vince: Oh, hello Miss Charlene Brittson.
Charlene: Should I come at a later time Mr. McMahon?
Vince: That won't be necessarily Charlene. This here is Kaitlyn Tyler. Kaitlyn is my new Raw general manager. Charlene, you are now my new Smackdown general manager.
Charlene: I guess we'll be working together.
Kaitlyn: I guess so. Vince, are the other rookies here all ready?
Vince: Yes, so I guess I'll let you leave to introduce the rookies to each other. I'm also sending a wrestler to show them around in a little while.
Charlene: Okay, so you later Mr. McMahon.
Kaitlyn: Bye Vince.
The walk out of Vince's office and down the hall.
Charlene: I wonder how good the rookies are?
Kaitlyn: Don't worry, the other wrestlers will break them in.
The walk into a room and all of the rookies are there.
Kaitlyn: Settle down now.
Charlene: We would like to welcome you all to the WWE. Some of you are very familiar with this business, because you are often here.
Kaitlyn: Be warned that visiting and wrestling here are two different things.
Charlene: We would like to welcome back our familiar ones…Casey Copland, the sister of our very own Edge.
Casey: Hi…
Charlene: Connie Calloway, Undertaker's sister and Sacha Hardy, obviously the Hardys' sister…
Connie: Hey…
Sacha: Bite me!
Kaitlyn: And Candace McMahon, daughter to the owner Vince McMahon.
Candace: Nice to meet all of you.
Sacha: Daddy's little girl…
Candace: Can't you me nice?
Sacha: Why should I?
Charlene: Why don't the rest of you introduce yourselves?
Roberta: I'm Roberta Price, but everybody calls me either Bobbie or B.
Nikki: The name's Nikki Lopez and I'm glad to be here.
Cat: I'm Cat Lea.
Roberta: I guess you aren't a cat, but what does it stand for? Kathie Lee?
Cat: Shut the hell up, Roberta!
Roberta: Don't call me that!
Sacha: I think I'm starting to like that girl.
Cat: I guess we both have wicked attitudes.
Kaitlyn: Can we continue?
Alycia: I'm Alycia Corille and I love to have fun.
Casey: So do I!
Alyssa: I'm Alyssa and I'm a little mad.
Nikki: Why are you angry?
Alyssa: I mean mad as in crazy.
Group: Oh…
Angelica: I'm Angelica Marie Willow, but people see me as an angel.
Cat: Well Angel, I think it's about time you meet Hells Cat.
Brandy: I'm Brandy and I'm gonna win the women's championship belt!
Alycia: Over my dead body!!
Connie: I'm going to win it.
Sage: I'm Sage Roberts.
Cat: Her last name sounds like yours, Roberta.
Roberta: Don't start with me kitty cat.
Cat: You better watch yourself.
Cassandra: Why don't you two take it to the ring?
Cat: Who are you?
Cassandra: My full name is Cassandra Katalina Conner but people like to call me Cassie or Sandra.
Kaitlyn: There's still one more rookie?
Charlene: It's a guy, yea!
Matt: I thought there would be more guys here. Oh well, I'm Matt Lo.
Sage: If you don't mind us asking…
Brandy: Just who in the world are you two?
Kaitlyn: Well I'm Kaitlyn Tyler, GM of Raw and this is my partner…
Charlene: Charlene Brittson, GM of Smackdown.
Another knock on the door. Charlene opens it and finds Triple H standing there with a smile on his face.
Sailor Serenity: I don't own the WWF/E, heck I don't even own any of these characters. They were made by you the public. I hope I do my first Mary Sue good.
Vince sits at his desk looking at the blonde haired and blue eyed girl sitting across of him. She plays nervously with the Celtic cross necklace around her neck. Finally Vince starts to speak.
Vince: So do you think you can handle this position? You would have to combat the person I choose for the Smackdown general manager, Miss Tyler.
Kaitlyn: I think I would do well at this position. Eric Bischoff did a lousy job as a GM.
Vince: I know, but I want you to remember that it will be hard as a general manager.
There is a knock on the door. A green eyed and blonde haired with black streaks slowly comes in.
Vince: Oh, hello Miss Charlene Brittson.
Charlene: Should I come at a later time Mr. McMahon?
Vince: That won't be necessarily Charlene. This here is Kaitlyn Tyler. Kaitlyn is my new Raw general manager. Charlene, you are now my new Smackdown general manager.
Charlene: I guess we'll be working together.
Kaitlyn: I guess so. Vince, are the other rookies here all ready?
Vince: Yes, so I guess I'll let you leave to introduce the rookies to each other. I'm also sending a wrestler to show them around in a little while.
Charlene: Okay, so you later Mr. McMahon.
Kaitlyn: Bye Vince.
The walk out of Vince's office and down the hall.
Charlene: I wonder how good the rookies are?
Kaitlyn: Don't worry, the other wrestlers will break them in.
The walk into a room and all of the rookies are there.
Kaitlyn: Settle down now.
Charlene: We would like to welcome you all to the WWE. Some of you are very familiar with this business, because you are often here.
Kaitlyn: Be warned that visiting and wrestling here are two different things.
Charlene: We would like to welcome back our familiar ones…Casey Copland, the sister of our very own Edge.
Casey: Hi…
Charlene: Connie Calloway, Undertaker's sister and Sacha Hardy, obviously the Hardys' sister…
Connie: Hey…
Sacha: Bite me!
Kaitlyn: And Candace McMahon, daughter to the owner Vince McMahon.
Candace: Nice to meet all of you.
Sacha: Daddy's little girl…
Candace: Can't you me nice?
Sacha: Why should I?
Charlene: Why don't the rest of you introduce yourselves?
Roberta: I'm Roberta Price, but everybody calls me either Bobbie or B.
Nikki: The name's Nikki Lopez and I'm glad to be here.
Cat: I'm Cat Lea.
Roberta: I guess you aren't a cat, but what does it stand for? Kathie Lee?
Cat: Shut the hell up, Roberta!
Roberta: Don't call me that!
Sacha: I think I'm starting to like that girl.
Cat: I guess we both have wicked attitudes.
Kaitlyn: Can we continue?
Alycia: I'm Alycia Corille and I love to have fun.
Casey: So do I!
Alyssa: I'm Alyssa and I'm a little mad.
Nikki: Why are you angry?
Alyssa: I mean mad as in crazy.
Group: Oh…
Angelica: I'm Angelica Marie Willow, but people see me as an angel.
Cat: Well Angel, I think it's about time you meet Hells Cat.
Brandy: I'm Brandy and I'm gonna win the women's championship belt!
Alycia: Over my dead body!!
Connie: I'm going to win it.
Sage: I'm Sage Roberts.
Cat: Her last name sounds like yours, Roberta.
Roberta: Don't start with me kitty cat.
Cat: You better watch yourself.
Cassandra: Why don't you two take it to the ring?
Cat: Who are you?
Cassandra: My full name is Cassandra Katalina Conner but people like to call me Cassie or Sandra.
Kaitlyn: There's still one more rookie?
Charlene: It's a guy, yea!
Matt: I thought there would be more guys here. Oh well, I'm Matt Lo.
Sage: If you don't mind us asking…
Brandy: Just who in the world are you two?
Kaitlyn: Well I'm Kaitlyn Tyler, GM of Raw and this is my partner…
Charlene: Charlene Brittson, GM of Smackdown.
Another knock on the door. Charlene opens it and finds Triple H standing there with a smile on his face.