Thief-Chan: Ah, the randomness.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-gi-oh, but I do have the characters locked in my closet. Does that count?
Thief-Chan: Hello, as you know I am Thief-Chan. Not to be confused with Thief, who is character me not me, me.
Thief: What's the point of this fan fiction, anyway?
Thief-Chan: I'm getting to that!
(Thief disappears)
Thief-Chan: This is my fan fiction. Mine! All mine! *Cough* Uh, well…yeah! Let me explain this fan fiction and what it's all about. Here in my hand is my Wheel of Stuff!
(Waves Wheel of Stuff like an idiot)
Thief-Chan: The Wheel of Stuff has two sides to it. The first side reads as follows:
Bash
Ask
Torture
Dream
Note
Camera
Journal
Thief-Chan: The second side of the wheel reads as follows:
Bakura
Yami-Bakura
Yugi
Yami-Yugi
Kaiba
Tea
Joey
Tristan
Malik
Yami-Malik
Other
Thief-Chan: Now here's how this works. First off, you have to review. Don't review this story will go absolutely nowhere!
Bakura: Which is a good thing.
Thief-Chan: Be quiet or I'll release the fan girls!
(Bakura sits down whimpering)
Thief-Chan: Now then, when you review you pick two sides of the wheel. You pick a character and an action. If you choose 'Bash', I'll bash the character. *Smiles delightedly* If you choose 'Ask' then you also must choose a question you wish to ask them. Please don't always choose ask, I don't want to turn this into an 'ask Bakura' or 'ask Yami-Yugi' fan fic.
Bakura: No one wants that.
Thief-Chan: If you choose 'Torture' state what form of torture you wish to ensue on the character. I.e. release the fan girls, lock them in a cage, push them in a shark tank…
Bakura: You've been planning all of this behind my back haven't you?
Thief-Chan: No, of course not, I planned it in front of you not behind you.
Bakura: …
Thief-Chan: If you choose 'Dream' then I will force the character into a dream state, which is very entertaining.
Bakura: Oh Kami, please help me…
Thief-Chan: It won't necessarily be you, you know.
Bakura: Still…
Thief-Chan: If you choose 'Note' you can just write them a simple message. It could be a good note or a bad note, you decide. If you choose 'Camera' then I will take this camera and record them without their knowing. If you choose 'Journal' you can read an entry of their journals. Aren't I evil?
Bakura: Yes!
Thief-Chan: Why thank you! Oh yes, if you choose 'other' as your character, you may enter what ever character you like as long as he, or she, is from Yu-gi-oh. Now review this story stating your two sides of the Wheel of Stuff. Once I get five reviews I'll type up the first chapter.
Bakura: Please save us!
(Thief-Chan drags Bakura away)