Disclaimer: I don't own anything related to Yu-gi-oh…sadly…
Thief-Chan: Hello, every one! Thanks to all who kindly reviewed my story.
(All the characters sit down on chairs next to Thief)
Thief-Chan: Are you guys ready?
All-except-Thief-Chan: No!
Thief-Chan: Great! Let's spin the Wheel of Stuff!
(Thief-Chan spins the Wheel of Stuff. It goes around a few times before landing on Yami Bakura)
Bakura: Phew, it wasn't me!
(Yami-Bakura glares at Bakura who quickly falls silent)
Thief-Chan: This ought to prove interesting.
Yami-Bakura: You better hope it's something good, or it's off to the Shadow Realm for you!
Thief-Chan: Whatever!
(Thief-Chan spins the Wheel of Stuff again and it lands on 'Journal')
Yami-Bakura: …
(Yami-Malik bursts out laughing)
Yami-Malik: We get to read the Tomb Robber's journal!
Thief-Chan: Thanks to Mirai-Torankusu for reviewing! Now then, here's a page from Yami-Bakura's very own journal!
Yami-Bakura: Oh great…
"April 1, 2003 AD
That baka light of mine gave me a piece of paper today and told me to write on it. I don't see what the point of this is. I ask him for a knife so I can kill someone but instead he hands me a pen and paper and tells me to write. He said I needed to write down what happened to me today so I guess I'll do so.
When I went outside this morning after taking over Ryou's body and trapping him in the Millennium Ring, I met up with the Pharaoh's light. He said that I could have his Millennium Puzzle so I reached out to take it, but when I grabbed it I got electrocuted. He yelled 'April Fools'. The other day I called Ryou a fool for not letting me take over the world. Now what is so bloody special about being an 'April' fool?
Well I showed that baka light that you don't mess with the Tomb Robber! Right after he electrocuted me I banished him to the Shadow Realm! Nobody messes with the almighty Tomb Robber! One day I'll be pharaoh and everybody else will be the 'April fools'"
Thief-Chan: …
Joey: Eh?
Yami-Yugi: Did that really happen?
Yugi: Yes, it was very unpleasant in the Shadow Realm.
Thief-Chan: Shall we spin the wheel again?
Yugi: Can we not and say we did?
Thief-Chan: Where's the fun in that?
(Thief-Chan spins the Wheel of Stuff and it lands on Kaiba)
Yugi: Hey, it's you Kaiba!
Kaiba: Yeah, yeah…
(Thief-Chan spins the Wheel of Stuff and it lands on 'Torture')
Thief-Chan: I like pizza has requested for Kaiba to be attacked by fan girls! Thanks for reviewing!
Kaiba: I'll be what?
Bakura: Oh dear…
Yami-Bakura: Who's laughing now, Kaiba?
Thief-Chan: Bring in the cage!
(Thief brings in a large cage and drags Kaiba in)
Kaiba: You can't do this to me!
Thief-Chan: Yes I can! This is my fan fiction. Besides, you signed a contract.
Kaiba: No I didn't!
(Thief shackles Kaiba's legs to the floor of the cage)
Thief-Chan: I strongly urge for every one to duck and wear helmets.
(Thief releases about eighteen fan girls and lets them in the cage with Kaiba)
Fan Girl1: I LOVE YOU KAIBA!
Fan Girl2: *Glomps*
Fan Girl3: SKWEE!
Fan Girl4: MINE!
Fan Girl5: No he's MINE!
Fan Girl6: MINE!
Mokuba: Back off!
Yugi: *Sweatdrop*
Joey: Is it just me, or is dis gettin' scary?
Yugi: No it's not just you…
Fan Girl8: I got a piece of his coat!
Kaiba: Get me out of here!
Fan Girl9: You're so silly Kaiba!
Fan Girl10: Marry me Kaiba!
Fan Girl11: No, Kaiba's mine! I already made a shrine for him!
Fan Girl12: My shrine for him is better!
Fan Girl13: So, I invested stock in his company!
Fan Girl14: I'll kill Yugi for you!
Yugi: Hey!
Fan Girl15: I'll kill Yugi and Joey for you!
Joey: Say what?
Fan Girl16: *Klings to Kaiba's arm*
Fan Girl17: Get off of me Mokuba!
Bakura: They're scaring me…
Thief-Chan: Maybe I should release him…
(Silence)
Thief-Chan: Nah!
Fan Girl18: Whee!
Thief-Chan: THIEF! GET OUT OF THE CAGE!
(Thief gets out of the cage)
Bakura: How much longer is this going to take?
Thief-Chan: There are still twelve fan girls left.
Bakura: Great…
Fan Girl19: You're so cute!
Fan Girl20: Duel me Kaiba!
Fan Girl21: You'll lose; nobody can beat Kaiba!
Kaiba: Must escape…
Fan Girl22: Can I see your Blue Eyes Kaiba?
Fan Girl23: I got a strand of his hair!
Fan Girl24: Let's clone him!
Fan Girl25: We'll make a Kaiba army!
Fan Girl26: Yay!
Fan Girl27: I want it!
Fan Girl28: No, it's mine!
Fan Girl29: Mine!
Fan Girl30: Hi.
Thief-Chan: All right that's it!
(Thief-Chan pulls out AMOD, Anime Mallet of Doom, and forces all the fan girls out of the cage. Then she releases Kaiba out of the cage)
Kaiba: …
Yugi: I think he'll be scarred for life…
Joey: No kiddin'.
Thief-Chan: Time to spin the wheel again!
(Thief-Chan spins the Wheel of Stuff and it lands on Joey)
Joey: Aww, great…
Malik: At least you can't be run over by fan girls.
Joey: How are you so sure?
Malik: Because you have none!
Joey: Grrr…why you!
(Thief-Chan spins the wheel again and it lands on 'Camera')
Thief-Chan: Ooh! This'll be fun! Thanks to Blaze for reviewing!
Joey: …
Yugi: 'Camera'?
Bakura: Thief-Chan's going to play a video that she taped behind Joey's back.
Yugi: Oh…
(Thief-Chan pops a videotape in the VCR)
Thief-Chan: Ready?
Yami-Bakura: Wait!
(Yami-Bakura leaves the room and re-enters carrying a bowl filled with popcorn)
Yami-Bakura: Ready.
(Thief-Chan plays the tape)
Joey: I can fly!
(Joey jumps off his bed with his arms forward. He falls flat on his stomach)
Joey: Ow! I guess I can't fly…
(Joey stands up)
Joey: Hey, there's a camera in my room.
(Joey stares at the camera for a while. Tristan enters Joey's room)
Tristan: Hey, Joey what are you looking at?
Joey: There's a camera in my room.
Tristan: Really?
(Tristan stares at the camera)
Joey: Hey, wanna fly?
Tristan: Sure!
(Tristan stands on Joey's bed and jumps off)
Joey: That's not how you fly!
(Joey jumps off the bed and hits the camera ending the tape)
Yugi: What was that all about?
Joey: Uh…
Thief-Chan: Well that's all for this time on Wheel of Stuff. Continue reviewing and the madness will continue! Be creative when you give your reviews or suggestions. Thank you and goodnight. Unless your reading it in the morning, daytime, or afternoon.
(A note from Thief: Kaiba was not hurt in the making of this story)