Wrestling Woes Chap 3: The Grand Tour Continues
Sailor Serenity: I don't own anything…but I wish I owned Edge. Too bad Sacha gets him. *throws temper tantrum* I want my Edge. *Christian pops up*
Christian: I'll hang with ya!
Sailor Serenity: I guess I'm stuck with him, oh well onto the story.
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Triple H: This is where I keep my twenty gallons of water that I use for my entrance. Next we will see the self-proclaimed king of the world, Y2Jerk himself, Chris Jericho.
He opens a door and smirks as the group sees a half naked Jericho standing there shocked.
Sage: Do you have a body like that, Hunter?
Cat: Cover yourself up Jericho! You better not be waiting for Christian. We don't need gay guys running around here.
Alycia: My eyes!
Jericho: Will all of you please shut the hell up and get out of my locker room!?
Triple H: But the GM's told me to give them a tour.
Jericho: Let them meet your Evolution group!
Nikki: I think that's a good idea!
Roberta: Uh oh, here comes Christian…
Christian: What the hell is going on Chris? Are you throwing a party with all of these babes of awesomeness without me? And who invited the Game? He reeks as bad as a reekazoid!
Jericho: I'm not throwing a party. Hunter decided to show our room to the rookies. Now Junior, get the ladies and then get out of our room before the Un-Americans come in.
Triple H: I guess we'll see you ass clowns later then.
They walk out of the room. We see Kurt Angle lecturing his group about gold medallists. Chris Benoit sticks his head into the classroom and everybody but Kurt sees him. He beckons one of the students to come over. Angelica raises her hand.
Angle: Yes, I was about to tell you about my broken neck.
Angelica: I have to use thr bathroom.
Angle: You have five minutes.
Angelica hurries to Benoit out in the hallway.
Benoit: So you rookies have to listen to another of Angle's lectures? I can help you get away. I'm…
Angelica: You're Chris Benoit.
Benoit: Now that you know my name, who are you?
Angelica: I'm Angelica, one of the rookies with Angle.
Benoit: Poor, poor child.
Angelica: Well it's better then being with Triple H.
Benoit: Listen Angel, I'm gonna help you get Kirk Angel good because he's not a pretty angel like you and the other girls in there.
Angelica: Don't let Matt Lo hear you say that.
Benoit: Here's the plan…
Angelica walks back into the classroom. She whispers something to the others before Matt looks at Kurt.
Matt: Hey Kurt, how about the girls show you what they are made of?
Angle: I guess that isn't so bad…
Cassandra: I'll go first!
She performed a perfect Moonsault. Alyssa went next with a 450 Splash. Matt Lo went last with a Twist of Fate. Angelica took off Kurt's medals and gave them to Benoit as soon as Angle was knocked out. Benoit led them to the locker rooms. Brandy was still lost in the arena. Unknown to her, someone was watching her closely.
Brandy: I'm so thirsty and tired.
Raven: Here's some water.
A water bottle fell down from the sky and Brandy caught it. She looked up and saw Raven perched up there somehow. He leaped down and she cowered back a little bit.
Raven: You don't need to be afraid lady.
Brandy: Are you going to hurt me?
Raven: I'm not that type of person. I would rather have man to man hardcore matches.
Brandy: You are the Hardcore champion right now right?
Raven: Yep, that's why I'm carrying around this steel chair. That twenty four-seven rule is in effect. Here's a chair for you. I'll teach you how to use it later.
Rhyno: I want that belt!
Raven and Rhyno started clashing like animals. (A.N. bad pun, sorry) After Raven knocked Rhyno out, Brandy held up her chair. With a grin on her face, she hit Raven with the chair. The ref made the three count and Brandy became the new hardcore champion. We cut to see Charlene and Kaitlyn talking in their office.
Charlene: We have to start coming up with ideas for our little rookies.
Kaitlyn: I heard Shane McMahon was coming here. I have a good one for him.
Charlene: Yeah, but he's not really a rookie.
Kaitlyn: I know we're talking about rookies and all, but we also need to make a plan for a common enemy.
Charlene: Yeah, we need to cook up something good for Paul Heyman.
Kaitlyn: I have something in mind. I want Shane to work as an assistant manager with us.
Charlene: I just watched the Hardcore match with Raven, Rhyno, and Brandy. I want Rhyno here with us too.
Kaitlyn: That can be done as soon as the man beast awakes from that chair shot from Raven.
There's a knock at the door. Brandy rushes in and locks the door behind her.
Kaitlyn: Hi Brandy, congratulations on your title win but you know…
Charlene: You weren't expected to win a title so soon. You picked a dangerous one too. Not only did you pick the one with a 24/7 title defense rule on it, you also have one where there are no disqualifications and you can use any weapon you please.
Brandy: I'm sorry, but I just had to do it. I feel very guilty though…Raven was acting so nice to me and I took his precious belt away from him so fast.
Charlene: I guess we have one of them all ready with Brandy and the Hardcore title belt.
Kaitlyn: But what to do about the others?
The Hardys, Lita, and Sacha were still talking to each other.
Sacha: So, you think the GM's will make me a Hardy girl like you Lita?
Lita: I don't know Sacha, I mean Team Xtreme only has three members.
Matt Hardy: Don't worry, they'll put you somewhere.
Jeff: It better not be with Taker or Lesnar after what they did to the three of us.
Sacha: I think I'll go talk to the bosses now.
Lita: Good luck…
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Sailor Serenity: I guess that ends the touring.
Matt Hardy: Why do I have to be called Matt Hardy when you're writing something, can't I just be…Matt?
Sailor Serenity: Nope otherwise you'll be mixed up with Matt Lo.
Jeff: Did you see where Triple H took the girls?
Matt Hardy: I think he brought them to meet the godfather's hoes.
Sailor Serenity: HUNTER HEARST HEMSLEY!!!
Sailor Serenity: I don't own anything…but I wish I owned Edge. Too bad Sacha gets him. *throws temper tantrum* I want my Edge. *Christian pops up*
Christian: I'll hang with ya!
Sailor Serenity: I guess I'm stuck with him, oh well onto the story.
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Triple H: This is where I keep my twenty gallons of water that I use for my entrance. Next we will see the self-proclaimed king of the world, Y2Jerk himself, Chris Jericho.
He opens a door and smirks as the group sees a half naked Jericho standing there shocked.
Sage: Do you have a body like that, Hunter?
Cat: Cover yourself up Jericho! You better not be waiting for Christian. We don't need gay guys running around here.
Alycia: My eyes!
Jericho: Will all of you please shut the hell up and get out of my locker room!?
Triple H: But the GM's told me to give them a tour.
Jericho: Let them meet your Evolution group!
Nikki: I think that's a good idea!
Roberta: Uh oh, here comes Christian…
Christian: What the hell is going on Chris? Are you throwing a party with all of these babes of awesomeness without me? And who invited the Game? He reeks as bad as a reekazoid!
Jericho: I'm not throwing a party. Hunter decided to show our room to the rookies. Now Junior, get the ladies and then get out of our room before the Un-Americans come in.
Triple H: I guess we'll see you ass clowns later then.
They walk out of the room. We see Kurt Angle lecturing his group about gold medallists. Chris Benoit sticks his head into the classroom and everybody but Kurt sees him. He beckons one of the students to come over. Angelica raises her hand.
Angle: Yes, I was about to tell you about my broken neck.
Angelica: I have to use thr bathroom.
Angle: You have five minutes.
Angelica hurries to Benoit out in the hallway.
Benoit: So you rookies have to listen to another of Angle's lectures? I can help you get away. I'm…
Angelica: You're Chris Benoit.
Benoit: Now that you know my name, who are you?
Angelica: I'm Angelica, one of the rookies with Angle.
Benoit: Poor, poor child.
Angelica: Well it's better then being with Triple H.
Benoit: Listen Angel, I'm gonna help you get Kirk Angel good because he's not a pretty angel like you and the other girls in there.
Angelica: Don't let Matt Lo hear you say that.
Benoit: Here's the plan…
Angelica walks back into the classroom. She whispers something to the others before Matt looks at Kurt.
Matt: Hey Kurt, how about the girls show you what they are made of?
Angle: I guess that isn't so bad…
Cassandra: I'll go first!
She performed a perfect Moonsault. Alyssa went next with a 450 Splash. Matt Lo went last with a Twist of Fate. Angelica took off Kurt's medals and gave them to Benoit as soon as Angle was knocked out. Benoit led them to the locker rooms. Brandy was still lost in the arena. Unknown to her, someone was watching her closely.
Brandy: I'm so thirsty and tired.
Raven: Here's some water.
A water bottle fell down from the sky and Brandy caught it. She looked up and saw Raven perched up there somehow. He leaped down and she cowered back a little bit.
Raven: You don't need to be afraid lady.
Brandy: Are you going to hurt me?
Raven: I'm not that type of person. I would rather have man to man hardcore matches.
Brandy: You are the Hardcore champion right now right?
Raven: Yep, that's why I'm carrying around this steel chair. That twenty four-seven rule is in effect. Here's a chair for you. I'll teach you how to use it later.
Rhyno: I want that belt!
Raven and Rhyno started clashing like animals. (A.N. bad pun, sorry) After Raven knocked Rhyno out, Brandy held up her chair. With a grin on her face, she hit Raven with the chair. The ref made the three count and Brandy became the new hardcore champion. We cut to see Charlene and Kaitlyn talking in their office.
Charlene: We have to start coming up with ideas for our little rookies.
Kaitlyn: I heard Shane McMahon was coming here. I have a good one for him.
Charlene: Yeah, but he's not really a rookie.
Kaitlyn: I know we're talking about rookies and all, but we also need to make a plan for a common enemy.
Charlene: Yeah, we need to cook up something good for Paul Heyman.
Kaitlyn: I have something in mind. I want Shane to work as an assistant manager with us.
Charlene: I just watched the Hardcore match with Raven, Rhyno, and Brandy. I want Rhyno here with us too.
Kaitlyn: That can be done as soon as the man beast awakes from that chair shot from Raven.
There's a knock at the door. Brandy rushes in and locks the door behind her.
Kaitlyn: Hi Brandy, congratulations on your title win but you know…
Charlene: You weren't expected to win a title so soon. You picked a dangerous one too. Not only did you pick the one with a 24/7 title defense rule on it, you also have one where there are no disqualifications and you can use any weapon you please.
Brandy: I'm sorry, but I just had to do it. I feel very guilty though…Raven was acting so nice to me and I took his precious belt away from him so fast.
Charlene: I guess we have one of them all ready with Brandy and the Hardcore title belt.
Kaitlyn: But what to do about the others?
The Hardys, Lita, and Sacha were still talking to each other.
Sacha: So, you think the GM's will make me a Hardy girl like you Lita?
Lita: I don't know Sacha, I mean Team Xtreme only has three members.
Matt Hardy: Don't worry, they'll put you somewhere.
Jeff: It better not be with Taker or Lesnar after what they did to the three of us.
Sacha: I think I'll go talk to the bosses now.
Lita: Good luck…
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Sailor Serenity: I guess that ends the touring.
Matt Hardy: Why do I have to be called Matt Hardy when you're writing something, can't I just be…Matt?
Sailor Serenity: Nope otherwise you'll be mixed up with Matt Lo.
Jeff: Did you see where Triple H took the girls?
Matt Hardy: I think he brought them to meet the godfather's hoes.
Sailor Serenity: HUNTER HEARST HEMSLEY!!!