Thief-Chan: ...
Disclaimer: Yeah...you know...that thing I always right here. Don't make me right it. Oh wait, it's probably been so long since I've updated that you've forgotten what I normally right here. I don't own Yu-gi-oh. There.
Thief-Chan: Just so you know, I've just recently left Internet Deprivation. My update for this story was saved on my old computer, but it broke. I don't intend on taking my sweet dear time in re-typing it, so, for the time being of my laziness, I shall...do something.
(All cast members sit, tied to chairs)
Bakura: That's the best you could come up with?
Thief-Chan: Hey, it was short notice!
Yami: Well I'd appreciate it if you could solve a problem for me.
Thief-Chan: What problem would that be?
(Yami raises his arm. TSF clings on to it)
Thief-Chan: Oh yeah. TSF, I hearby iniciate your and Yami's divorce.
TSF: NO! That's not fair!
Yami: Yes! I'm free!
Kaiba: What about me?
(The fangirls still glomp Kaiba)
Thief-Chan: EEK! It's been over a month hasn't it?
Kaiba: I don't know, it seems I've lost track of time!
(Thief-Chan snaps her fingers and the cage of fangirls disappears releasing Kaiba)
Kaiba: Finally!
Mokuba: Seto!
(Thief-Chan snaps her fingers and Mokuba disappears)
Thief-Chan: Hmm...what do I want to do now?
Bakura: Set us free?
Thief-Chan: Why would I do that?
Bakura: Because you're a nice and caring person?
Thief-Chan: Nice try, but I read the script along with everyone else.
Yugi: I didn't read it...
Joey: If you read the script, why don't you just have us follow it instead of trying to think of what to do?
Thief-Chan: Okay then!
(Thief-Chan opens her backpack only to notice that her script is missing)
Thief-Chan: Uh oh...I've lost the scripts...
Joey: Then I'll write a new one!
Yugi: ...
Yami: ...
Bakura: I don't think that that is a good idea.
Thief-Chan: Well just remember, if anything goes wrong it was Joey's fault!
(Five minutes later...)
Joey: Here are the scripts.
(Joey hands everyone their script)
Yami: Joey, the script is only five pages long!
Joey: C'mon, I only had five minutes to write!
Thief-Chan: Ready, action!
Yugi: Hey Joey, best friend in the whole universe, want to duel?
Joey: Why I'd be delighted to duel ya' Yug!
Kaiba: This is retarded...
Yami-Bakura: How come my script has me bleating like a sheep?!
Thief-Chan: Just stick to your lines.
Yami-Bakura: Baaa, I'm Yami-Bakura.
Yami Malik: This isn't as retarded as it seems.
Yami Yugi: Ha ha ha!
Yami Malik: What is it?
Yami Yugi: Wait until you get to your part!
Yami Malik: What?!
(Yami Malik reads the script.)
Yami Malik: You're dead, Wheeler!
(Yami Malik chases Joey around the room.)
Thief-Chan: Let me see that!
(Thief-Chan reads the script.)
Thief-Chan: Well, what do you know, all that's in the script.
Joey: Yup, includin' that line!
Thief-Chan: What?
(Everything Thief-Chan is going to say for the next half-hour is written in the script.)
Thief-Chan: Joey, did you mess with the Super-Secret Time Machine again?!
Joey: Maybe.
Kaiba: What Super-Secret Time Machine?!
Yugi: The Super-Secret Time Machine that's inside of the basement in your office.
Kaiba: What?! You've been snooping in my office?! You'll pay with your life!
Thief-Chan: Uh...get'm fangirls!
(The fangirls swarm Kaiba.)
Kaiba: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Get them off of me!!!!!!!!!
Joey: Yes, fear my typing skills!
(Joey is typing the script, version 2.0.)
Thief-Chan: 2.0?! Oh no, I've...(DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN DRAMATIC REVERB)...lost control of this part of the chapter!
(Since the person typing this part of the chapter is unable to come into the story due to a million laws that have been created in the last few seconds, he will be represented by Tristan...because he's a baka fanboy.)
Tristan: Hey, I'm in the story!
Joey: Hey, look, it's my best friend in the entire world, Tristan!
Tristan: High-five, buddy!
Joey: Down low, pal!
Thief-Chan: I'm leaving...
(Thief-Chan leaves the room, but then comes back.)
Thief-Chan: You're in charge.
Bakura: Me?
Thief-Chan: No, the guy behind you.
Bakura: Huh?
(Bakura turns around and sees a mouse with a pencil behind it's ear, a clipboard, a megaphone and it's sitting in a director's chair eating cheese.)
Thief-Chan: What's your name?
Mouse: Whiskers McFluff-Fluff.
Thief-Chan: Whiskers, you're in charge.
(Thief-Chan leaves.)
Yami Yugi: What a pipsqueak.
Yugi: Ha ha ha ha ha!
Joey: Ha ha ha ha ha!
Bakura(british accent): Ha ha ha ha ha!
Tristan: Ha ha ha ha ha!
Sephiroth: Ha ha ha ha ha!
Some Guy: Ha ha ha ha ha!
That Guy From That Show: Ha ha ha ha ha!
A Garbage Can: Ha ha ha ha ha!
Thief-Chan: Ha ha ha ha ha! Wait, I'm not supposed to be here.
(Thief-Chan leaves.)
Yami Yugi: Why are you all laughing?
Whiskers: Yes, I would also like to know why you are laughing!
Joey: He said pipsqueak and you're a mouse.
Whiskers: You're darn right I'm a mouse! Bow down to the all mighty Whiskers!
Cat: Meow.
Whiskers: Nooooooooo!!!!!! It's my mortal enemy; the cat from Trigun!
(The cat eats Whiskers and leaves.)
Tristan: Noooooo!!!!! He wasn't just a mouse...he was my best friend!
(Tristan starts to cry.)
Serenity: Tristan, why are you crying?
(Tristan gets up and runs over to Serenity.)
Tristan: I'm crying because I'm so happy to see you, baby.
Serenity: Oh, Tristan, you're so silly.
(Tristan and Serenity leave.)
Joey: Hey, that wasn't in the script! Get back here, Tristan!
(Joey leaves and Thief-Chan walks into the room.)
Thief-Chan: Where's Whiskers?
Yami Bakura: He was eaten?
Thief-Chan: _ YOU ATE HIM?????!!!!!
Yami Bakura: O_O No, I didn't eat him!!!!!
Thief-Chan: Then who ate him?!
Bakura: That cat from Trigun.
Thief-Chan: God ate my mouse?!
Everyone: O_O
Thief-Chan: Nevermind.
(Thief-Chan pulls out a cell phone.)
(Meanwhile)
(mirai-torankusu is in his room.)
mirai-torankusu: Fighting evil by moonlight...winning love by daylight...
(The phone rings.)
mirai-torankusu: What the fu-
(mirai-torankusu falls off his bed.)
mirai-torankusu: I don't have a phone in my room!
(You do now.)
mirai-torankusu: No, it's the evil narrator from The Adventures of Thief (please read and review)!
(mirai-torankusu picks up the phone.)
mirai-torankusu: Hello?
Thief-Chan: I need a favor from you.
mirai-torankusu: What is it?
Thief-Chan: Can you watch over these morons for me? My mouse was eaten.
mirai-torankusu: What?
Thief-Chan: Just watch over the Wheel of Stuff for me.
mirai-torankusu: Whatever. It's not like I was doing anything important.
Thief-Chan: Good. I'll see you in a little bit.
mirai-torankusu: Do you know that you and everyone else on ff.net spells my name with a capital m? My name does not have a captial m! All of the letters are lowercase! Lowercase!
Thief-Chan: Stop being a dork and get down here!
(Later)
(mirai-torankusu walks into the room.)
Thief-Chan: That was fast. It only took you five seconds to get here.
mirai-torankusu: I heard Serenity was here.
Thief-Chan: ...
mirai-torankusu: What?
Thief-Chan: She's not here, you idiot!
mirai-torankusu: That's it, I'm outta here.
(The door slams shut.)
mirai-torankusu: Hey!
Thief-Chan: You're going to watch over these people or else!
mirai-torankusu: Or else what?
Thief-Chan: Or else I'll put this up on the internet!
(Thief-Chan puts a tape in the VCR. It shows mirai-torankusu bowing down to a bunch of pictures of his anime heroes. Mostly the girls, because he's a dork.)
mirai-torankusu: Where did you get that?!
Thief-Chan: You're not very good at keeping your door closed, you know.
mirai-torankusu: Fine, I'll do it! Just destroy that tape! I haven't finished that shrine yet; it's not ready to be put on the news.
Thief-Chan: O_O
mirai-torankusu: Just destroy the tape!
Thief-Chan: I'll destroy it, if I'm convinced that you've been doing a good job.
mirai-torankusu: Deal.
Thief-Chan: Good. I'll be back in a few minutes.
(Thief-Chan looks at mirai-torankusu, snickers a little bit, and leaves.)
mirai-torankusu: Okay, fall in!
(Nobody moves.)
mirai-torankusu: I said fall in!
(Again, nobody moves.)
mirai-torankusu: Ah, screw it. Where's the anime collection?
(mirai-torankusu sits down with the others to watch anime.)
(Later)
(Thief-Chan walks into the room.)
Thief-Chan: Okay, I'm ba-
(Everyone except the evil people are crying.)
Thief-Chan: What the?!
Yugi: Poor Sango! She didn't deserve to have her village killed!
Bakura: She only tried to save Japan from demons!
mirai-torankusu: Things like this just break my heart!
Thief-Chan: Just what is going on in here?!
Yami Bakura: If you ask me, her village deserved to be destroyed.
Yami Malik: Yeah, nobody gets in the way of evil!
Thief-Chan: I told you to watch over them!!!!
mirai-torankusu: They didn't get into trouble, did they?
Thief-Chan: I didn't tell you to watch Inu Yasha the whole time!
mirai-torankusu: Hey, we also watched a documentary on how to create the perfect giant robot, you know.
Yami Bakura: Good times...good times...
Thief-Chan: That's it, the tape's going on the internet.
mirai-torankusu: Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Thief-Chan: And as for you!
(She points at Yami-Bakura)
Thief-Chan: I'm altering the script to turn you into a sheep!
Yami-Bakura: What did I do?!
Thief-Chan: You look so cute when you're evil. *Shakes head* I mean, because I said so!
(Thief-Chan heads to her computer, types for awhile, and then Yami-Bakura turns into a sheep)
Yami-Bakura: Curse yo baaaka!
(mirai-torankusu falls to the floor)
mirai-torankusu: Please don't put the tape on the internet! My flawlessness will be ruined, ruined!
Thief-Chan: ...
Bakura: Oh please don't. I don't think I could stand his whining.
Yami-Malik: You're one to talk you whiny little brat.
Yami-Bakura: Hey! Only I can call my light a whiny little braaat!
Thief-Chan: Will you all shut up!
(Everyone falls silent)
Thief-Chan: There's only one way to settle all of this.
(Five minutes later)
Thief-Chan: Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
(Thief-Chan and mirai-toronkusu both throw a rock. No not literally!)
Yami-Yugi: You've been doing this for five mintues!
Joey: Yeah, just finish dis' already!
Thief-Chan: Fine, I won't post it. But you are now officially my hostage.
(Thief-Chan pulls out Wheel of Stuff and adds mirai-torankusu to the character side)
Thief-Chan: A special thanks to the person who helped type most of this story, Mirai-Torankusu.
(From off set: That's mirai-torankusu!)
Thief-Chan: Whatever...
TSF: No one was hurt in the making of this chapter...not physically anyway. Now then, review!
Disclaimer: Yeah...you know...that thing I always right here. Don't make me right it. Oh wait, it's probably been so long since I've updated that you've forgotten what I normally right here. I don't own Yu-gi-oh. There.
Thief-Chan: Just so you know, I've just recently left Internet Deprivation. My update for this story was saved on my old computer, but it broke. I don't intend on taking my sweet dear time in re-typing it, so, for the time being of my laziness, I shall...do something.
(All cast members sit, tied to chairs)
Bakura: That's the best you could come up with?
Thief-Chan: Hey, it was short notice!
Yami: Well I'd appreciate it if you could solve a problem for me.
Thief-Chan: What problem would that be?
(Yami raises his arm. TSF clings on to it)
Thief-Chan: Oh yeah. TSF, I hearby iniciate your and Yami's divorce.
TSF: NO! That's not fair!
Yami: Yes! I'm free!
Kaiba: What about me?
(The fangirls still glomp Kaiba)
Thief-Chan: EEK! It's been over a month hasn't it?
Kaiba: I don't know, it seems I've lost track of time!
(Thief-Chan snaps her fingers and the cage of fangirls disappears releasing Kaiba)
Kaiba: Finally!
Mokuba: Seto!
(Thief-Chan snaps her fingers and Mokuba disappears)
Thief-Chan: Hmm...what do I want to do now?
Bakura: Set us free?
Thief-Chan: Why would I do that?
Bakura: Because you're a nice and caring person?
Thief-Chan: Nice try, but I read the script along with everyone else.
Yugi: I didn't read it...
Joey: If you read the script, why don't you just have us follow it instead of trying to think of what to do?
Thief-Chan: Okay then!
(Thief-Chan opens her backpack only to notice that her script is missing)
Thief-Chan: Uh oh...I've lost the scripts...
Joey: Then I'll write a new one!
Yugi: ...
Yami: ...
Bakura: I don't think that that is a good idea.
Thief-Chan: Well just remember, if anything goes wrong it was Joey's fault!
(Five minutes later...)
Joey: Here are the scripts.
(Joey hands everyone their script)
Yami: Joey, the script is only five pages long!
Joey: C'mon, I only had five minutes to write!
Thief-Chan: Ready, action!
Yugi: Hey Joey, best friend in the whole universe, want to duel?
Joey: Why I'd be delighted to duel ya' Yug!
Kaiba: This is retarded...
Yami-Bakura: How come my script has me bleating like a sheep?!
Thief-Chan: Just stick to your lines.
Yami-Bakura: Baaa, I'm Yami-Bakura.
Yami Malik: This isn't as retarded as it seems.
Yami Yugi: Ha ha ha!
Yami Malik: What is it?
Yami Yugi: Wait until you get to your part!
Yami Malik: What?!
(Yami Malik reads the script.)
Yami Malik: You're dead, Wheeler!
(Yami Malik chases Joey around the room.)
Thief-Chan: Let me see that!
(Thief-Chan reads the script.)
Thief-Chan: Well, what do you know, all that's in the script.
Joey: Yup, includin' that line!
Thief-Chan: What?
(Everything Thief-Chan is going to say for the next half-hour is written in the script.)
Thief-Chan: Joey, did you mess with the Super-Secret Time Machine again?!
Joey: Maybe.
Kaiba: What Super-Secret Time Machine?!
Yugi: The Super-Secret Time Machine that's inside of the basement in your office.
Kaiba: What?! You've been snooping in my office?! You'll pay with your life!
Thief-Chan: Uh...get'm fangirls!
(The fangirls swarm Kaiba.)
Kaiba: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Get them off of me!!!!!!!!!
Joey: Yes, fear my typing skills!
(Joey is typing the script, version 2.0.)
Thief-Chan: 2.0?! Oh no, I've...(DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN DRAMATIC REVERB)...lost control of this part of the chapter!
(Since the person typing this part of the chapter is unable to come into the story due to a million laws that have been created in the last few seconds, he will be represented by Tristan...because he's a baka fanboy.)
Tristan: Hey, I'm in the story!
Joey: Hey, look, it's my best friend in the entire world, Tristan!
Tristan: High-five, buddy!
Joey: Down low, pal!
Thief-Chan: I'm leaving...
(Thief-Chan leaves the room, but then comes back.)
Thief-Chan: You're in charge.
Bakura: Me?
Thief-Chan: No, the guy behind you.
Bakura: Huh?
(Bakura turns around and sees a mouse with a pencil behind it's ear, a clipboard, a megaphone and it's sitting in a director's chair eating cheese.)
Thief-Chan: What's your name?
Mouse: Whiskers McFluff-Fluff.
Thief-Chan: Whiskers, you're in charge.
(Thief-Chan leaves.)
Yami Yugi: What a pipsqueak.
Yugi: Ha ha ha ha ha!
Joey: Ha ha ha ha ha!
Bakura(british accent): Ha ha ha ha ha!
Tristan: Ha ha ha ha ha!
Sephiroth: Ha ha ha ha ha!
Some Guy: Ha ha ha ha ha!
That Guy From That Show: Ha ha ha ha ha!
A Garbage Can: Ha ha ha ha ha!
Thief-Chan: Ha ha ha ha ha! Wait, I'm not supposed to be here.
(Thief-Chan leaves.)
Yami Yugi: Why are you all laughing?
Whiskers: Yes, I would also like to know why you are laughing!
Joey: He said pipsqueak and you're a mouse.
Whiskers: You're darn right I'm a mouse! Bow down to the all mighty Whiskers!
Cat: Meow.
Whiskers: Nooooooooo!!!!!! It's my mortal enemy; the cat from Trigun!
(The cat eats Whiskers and leaves.)
Tristan: Noooooo!!!!! He wasn't just a mouse...he was my best friend!
(Tristan starts to cry.)
Serenity: Tristan, why are you crying?
(Tristan gets up and runs over to Serenity.)
Tristan: I'm crying because I'm so happy to see you, baby.
Serenity: Oh, Tristan, you're so silly.
(Tristan and Serenity leave.)
Joey: Hey, that wasn't in the script! Get back here, Tristan!
(Joey leaves and Thief-Chan walks into the room.)
Thief-Chan: Where's Whiskers?
Yami Bakura: He was eaten?
Thief-Chan: _ YOU ATE HIM?????!!!!!
Yami Bakura: O_O No, I didn't eat him!!!!!
Thief-Chan: Then who ate him?!
Bakura: That cat from Trigun.
Thief-Chan: God ate my mouse?!
Everyone: O_O
Thief-Chan: Nevermind.
(Thief-Chan pulls out a cell phone.)
(Meanwhile)
(mirai-torankusu is in his room.)
mirai-torankusu: Fighting evil by moonlight...winning love by daylight...
(The phone rings.)
mirai-torankusu: What the fu-
(mirai-torankusu falls off his bed.)
mirai-torankusu: I don't have a phone in my room!
(You do now.)
mirai-torankusu: No, it's the evil narrator from The Adventures of Thief (please read and review)!
(mirai-torankusu picks up the phone.)
mirai-torankusu: Hello?
Thief-Chan: I need a favor from you.
mirai-torankusu: What is it?
Thief-Chan: Can you watch over these morons for me? My mouse was eaten.
mirai-torankusu: What?
Thief-Chan: Just watch over the Wheel of Stuff for me.
mirai-torankusu: Whatever. It's not like I was doing anything important.
Thief-Chan: Good. I'll see you in a little bit.
mirai-torankusu: Do you know that you and everyone else on ff.net spells my name with a capital m? My name does not have a captial m! All of the letters are lowercase! Lowercase!
Thief-Chan: Stop being a dork and get down here!
(Later)
(mirai-torankusu walks into the room.)
Thief-Chan: That was fast. It only took you five seconds to get here.
mirai-torankusu: I heard Serenity was here.
Thief-Chan: ...
mirai-torankusu: What?
Thief-Chan: She's not here, you idiot!
mirai-torankusu: That's it, I'm outta here.
(The door slams shut.)
mirai-torankusu: Hey!
Thief-Chan: You're going to watch over these people or else!
mirai-torankusu: Or else what?
Thief-Chan: Or else I'll put this up on the internet!
(Thief-Chan puts a tape in the VCR. It shows mirai-torankusu bowing down to a bunch of pictures of his anime heroes. Mostly the girls, because he's a dork.)
mirai-torankusu: Where did you get that?!
Thief-Chan: You're not very good at keeping your door closed, you know.
mirai-torankusu: Fine, I'll do it! Just destroy that tape! I haven't finished that shrine yet; it's not ready to be put on the news.
Thief-Chan: O_O
mirai-torankusu: Just destroy the tape!
Thief-Chan: I'll destroy it, if I'm convinced that you've been doing a good job.
mirai-torankusu: Deal.
Thief-Chan: Good. I'll be back in a few minutes.
(Thief-Chan looks at mirai-torankusu, snickers a little bit, and leaves.)
mirai-torankusu: Okay, fall in!
(Nobody moves.)
mirai-torankusu: I said fall in!
(Again, nobody moves.)
mirai-torankusu: Ah, screw it. Where's the anime collection?
(mirai-torankusu sits down with the others to watch anime.)
(Later)
(Thief-Chan walks into the room.)
Thief-Chan: Okay, I'm ba-
(Everyone except the evil people are crying.)
Thief-Chan: What the?!
Yugi: Poor Sango! She didn't deserve to have her village killed!
Bakura: She only tried to save Japan from demons!
mirai-torankusu: Things like this just break my heart!
Thief-Chan: Just what is going on in here?!
Yami Bakura: If you ask me, her village deserved to be destroyed.
Yami Malik: Yeah, nobody gets in the way of evil!
Thief-Chan: I told you to watch over them!!!!
mirai-torankusu: They didn't get into trouble, did they?
Thief-Chan: I didn't tell you to watch Inu Yasha the whole time!
mirai-torankusu: Hey, we also watched a documentary on how to create the perfect giant robot, you know.
Yami Bakura: Good times...good times...
Thief-Chan: That's it, the tape's going on the internet.
mirai-torankusu: Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Thief-Chan: And as for you!
(She points at Yami-Bakura)
Thief-Chan: I'm altering the script to turn you into a sheep!
Yami-Bakura: What did I do?!
Thief-Chan: You look so cute when you're evil. *Shakes head* I mean, because I said so!
(Thief-Chan heads to her computer, types for awhile, and then Yami-Bakura turns into a sheep)
Yami-Bakura: Curse yo baaaka!
(mirai-torankusu falls to the floor)
mirai-torankusu: Please don't put the tape on the internet! My flawlessness will be ruined, ruined!
Thief-Chan: ...
Bakura: Oh please don't. I don't think I could stand his whining.
Yami-Malik: You're one to talk you whiny little brat.
Yami-Bakura: Hey! Only I can call my light a whiny little braaat!
Thief-Chan: Will you all shut up!
(Everyone falls silent)
Thief-Chan: There's only one way to settle all of this.
(Five minutes later)
Thief-Chan: Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
(Thief-Chan and mirai-toronkusu both throw a rock. No not literally!)
Yami-Yugi: You've been doing this for five mintues!
Joey: Yeah, just finish dis' already!
Thief-Chan: Fine, I won't post it. But you are now officially my hostage.
(Thief-Chan pulls out Wheel of Stuff and adds mirai-torankusu to the character side)
Thief-Chan: A special thanks to the person who helped type most of this story, Mirai-Torankusu.
(From off set: That's mirai-torankusu!)
Thief-Chan: Whatever...
TSF: No one was hurt in the making of this chapter...not physically anyway. Now then, review!