Thief-Chan: *Sighs* It's so peaceful above the disclaimer...
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-gi-oh. *Cries*
Thief-Chan: Welcome back to Wheel of Stuff! The fan fic where you can torture your favorite character or mirai-torankusu!
MT: This is not fair...
Thief-Chan: No one said this was fair.
Yugi: Are we going to regret that we ever existed?
Thief-Chan: Of course. Now then, let's spin the wheel!
(Thief-Chan spins the wheel and it lands on Tea and bash)
Thief-Chan: StuMP has actually made two requests so I'll do both right now.
Yugi: Great...
Thief-Chan: First...
(Thief-Chan pulls out AMOD, Anime Mallet of Doom, and bashes Tea over the head)
Tea: Hey!
Thief-Chan: Next, it's time to watch a Kaiba dream!
(Kaiba's face appears on the screen and 'Kaiba's dream' is written in fancy letters underneath it)
Kaiba: Yes, I have all three Egyptian God Cards! Nothing will stop me from beating Yugi now!
(Kaiba starts laughing maniacally when Yugi enters the room)
Kaiba: Hey! What are you doing here?
Yugi: I don't know, what are you doing here?
Kaiba: ...
Yugi: ...
Kaiba: Well this is akward.
Mokuba: Seto!
(Mokuba runs on screen in a bunny suit)
Mokuba: I need help with the cookies!
Kaiba: Not now Mokuba!
Mokuba: Pweeze?
(Kaiba rolls his eyes, but follows Mokuba)
Yugi: Hey what am I supposed to do? How do I get out of here?
(Dream ends)
Yugi: What was the point of that?!
Thief-Chan: ...
Yugi: Well?!
Thief-Chan: Let's spin the wheel!
(Lands on Tea and torture)
Thief-Chan: Er...prankster has made a request that Tea is tortured by kissing Tristan, but I take that as Tristan torture, so I'll just bash her over the head again.
(Thief-Chan hits Tea again)
Thief-Chan: Now then, let's continue!
(Thief-Chan spins the wheel and it lands on Kaiba and dream)
Thief-Chan: Heehee, we get to torture Joey with this one.
Joey: What is dat supposed ta mean?
Thief-Chan: Nothing.
(Dream starts)
(Kaiba and Serenity walk down the street holding hands and eating ice cream. Joey spots them)
Joey: Grr...WHAT DO YOU THINK YER DOING?!
Kaiba: Get lost mutt.
Joey: LET GO OF MY-!!!!
Serenity: Uh-oh...
Kaiba: What?
Serenity: He's going to explode again.
(Joey's head explodes)
Kaiba: ???
Serenity: ^-^ He'll be alright.
(Dream ends)
Joey: KAIBA!
Kaiba: What? That was a fake dream, I would never dream about your stupid sister.
Joey: Stupid? Why you-!
(Joey jumps at Kaiba, but Thief stops him)
Thief-Chan: Well that was an...odd...dream...
mirai-torankusu: It was false, every one knows Serenity is mine.
Thief-Chan: Beg your pardon?
mirai-torankusu: Nothing.
(Thief-Chan spins the wheel and it lands on Joey and ask)
Thief-Chan: Okay, Joey, ObiWanGirl asks:
'Joey, will you go out with me?'
Joey: Hehehe. Well ObiWanGirl, I'd love to try and fit you in my schedule...
Yugi: What schedule? We spend all our time here now.
Joey: Hey, be quiet.
(Thief-Chan spins the wheel. It lands on Yami-Yugi and torture)
Thief-Chan: Wow, this ought to be interesting. Yami-Yugi must be locked in a pro-friendship room with Tea.
Yami-Yugi: WHAT?!
Tea: Yay!
(Tea drags Yami into a padded room)
Tea: Let's do a sing-a-long!
Yami-Yugi: Get me out of here!
(Meanwhile outside the room...)
Bakura: How long will he last in there?
Thief-Chan: We'll get him out soon, don't worry.
(One hour later...)
(Tea and Yami emerge from the room. Yami looks like a zombie)
Yugi: Yami, say something!
Yami: Must escape...
Thief-Chan: ...I think I'll just spin the wheel...
(Thief-Chan spins the wheel and it lands on Yugi and message)
Thief-Chan: Okay, here's what Mikomi would like to say:
'Hey Yugi. I think you and Yami are awesome. Hopefully this will keep you from being tortured for awhile...much love, Mickey'
Yugi: Wow...thanks. ^_^ (-Means he's happy)
(Yami slightly returns to his normal self)
Yami: At least I'm not still in that room.
Bakura: What did you do in there anyway?
Yami: Just know this: Disney songs are evil.
(Every one shudders)
Thief-Chan: Okay, I'm tired of spinning the wheel so I'll take random requests. Andross wishes to see what is in Tea's journal.
Tea's Journal:
Day, sixteenth of May, 2003.
Today I counted six butterflies, twelve robins, saw two rainbows, and danced in the light of the bright sunshine. I wrote eighteen new friendship speeches and will use them on random attack. I-
Malik: Make it stop! Her journal is horrifying!
Thief-Chan: Okay...Triforce-Power has made an...er...interesting request. He wishes to...kiss Tea. Why? I have no clue. Tell you what, Mr. Triforce. I'll do better than that: You can keep Tea! Hope you don't mind I didn't rap her.
Tea: Yay! I'm going on a trip!
Thief-Chan: Whatever...Now then, Ethelflaed has requested to see a tape of Pegasus.
(Tape plays. Pegasus is seen drinking whatever it is that he's drinking...)
Pegasus: *hic* Oh give me a hoooooooooooome where the duel monsters rooooooooooooam! *hic*
(Pegasus slumps over too drunk to move)
(A/N: Sorry, I can't think of much to do with certain things)
(Tape ends)
Joey: Dat was disturbing...
Thief-Chan: Tee-hee has requested that I tape Yami-Bakura!
Yami-Bakura: Oh, Ra...
(Tape plays)
(Yami-Bakura pokes the camera)
Yami-Bakura: What is this thing?
(He continues poking it)
Yami-Bakura: I COMMAND YOU TELL ME YOUR PURPOSE!
(Poke, poke)
Yami-Bakura: THAT'S IT! I BANISH YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM!
(Camera breaks; end tape)
Yami-Bakura: That baaka camera deserved it!
Bakura: Great scott! I forgot you were a sheep!
Yami-Bakura: I demand you change me baaack!
Thief-Chan: *Rolls eyes* Fine.
(Thief-Chan changes Yami-Bakura back)
Thief-Chan: I like this one, Tamara Raymond has requested I torture Mokuba! For one day, Mokuba shall be Yami-Bakura and Yami-Malik's personal slave!
Yami-Bakura: Yes!
Yami-Malik: AHAHAHAHA! Haha...
Mokuba: What do I have to do?
Yami-Bakura: Hmmm...I haven't thought of that...
Thief-Chan: Time for a Yugi dream!
(Yugi is walking down an alley)
Yugi: I sure hope I don't get jumped by bloodthirsty vampires right now.
(SUre enough, vampires jump Yugi)
Yugi: NO!
Vampire: *Hiss*
Yugi: Save me Yami!
(End of dream)
Thief-Chan: ._.' THat's it?
Yugi: I woke up after that.
Thief-Chan: That's all the torture I feel like doing today.
mirai_torankusu: Hey, I barely got any lines...
Thief-Chan: Meh...
Thief-Chan: Oh yeah, please no more suggestions for the time being. Thank you. ^-^
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-gi-oh. *Cries*
Thief-Chan: Welcome back to Wheel of Stuff! The fan fic where you can torture your favorite character or mirai-torankusu!
MT: This is not fair...
Thief-Chan: No one said this was fair.
Yugi: Are we going to regret that we ever existed?
Thief-Chan: Of course. Now then, let's spin the wheel!
(Thief-Chan spins the wheel and it lands on Tea and bash)
Thief-Chan: StuMP has actually made two requests so I'll do both right now.
Yugi: Great...
Thief-Chan: First...
(Thief-Chan pulls out AMOD, Anime Mallet of Doom, and bashes Tea over the head)
Tea: Hey!
Thief-Chan: Next, it's time to watch a Kaiba dream!
(Kaiba's face appears on the screen and 'Kaiba's dream' is written in fancy letters underneath it)
Kaiba: Yes, I have all three Egyptian God Cards! Nothing will stop me from beating Yugi now!
(Kaiba starts laughing maniacally when Yugi enters the room)
Kaiba: Hey! What are you doing here?
Yugi: I don't know, what are you doing here?
Kaiba: ...
Yugi: ...
Kaiba: Well this is akward.
Mokuba: Seto!
(Mokuba runs on screen in a bunny suit)
Mokuba: I need help with the cookies!
Kaiba: Not now Mokuba!
Mokuba: Pweeze?
(Kaiba rolls his eyes, but follows Mokuba)
Yugi: Hey what am I supposed to do? How do I get out of here?
(Dream ends)
Yugi: What was the point of that?!
Thief-Chan: ...
Yugi: Well?!
Thief-Chan: Let's spin the wheel!
(Lands on Tea and torture)
Thief-Chan: Er...prankster has made a request that Tea is tortured by kissing Tristan, but I take that as Tristan torture, so I'll just bash her over the head again.
(Thief-Chan hits Tea again)
Thief-Chan: Now then, let's continue!
(Thief-Chan spins the wheel and it lands on Kaiba and dream)
Thief-Chan: Heehee, we get to torture Joey with this one.
Joey: What is dat supposed ta mean?
Thief-Chan: Nothing.
(Dream starts)
(Kaiba and Serenity walk down the street holding hands and eating ice cream. Joey spots them)
Joey: Grr...WHAT DO YOU THINK YER DOING?!
Kaiba: Get lost mutt.
Joey: LET GO OF MY-!!!!
Serenity: Uh-oh...
Kaiba: What?
Serenity: He's going to explode again.
(Joey's head explodes)
Kaiba: ???
Serenity: ^-^ He'll be alright.
(Dream ends)
Joey: KAIBA!
Kaiba: What? That was a fake dream, I would never dream about your stupid sister.
Joey: Stupid? Why you-!
(Joey jumps at Kaiba, but Thief stops him)
Thief-Chan: Well that was an...odd...dream...
mirai-torankusu: It was false, every one knows Serenity is mine.
Thief-Chan: Beg your pardon?
mirai-torankusu: Nothing.
(Thief-Chan spins the wheel and it lands on Joey and ask)
Thief-Chan: Okay, Joey, ObiWanGirl asks:
'Joey, will you go out with me?'
Joey: Hehehe. Well ObiWanGirl, I'd love to try and fit you in my schedule...
Yugi: What schedule? We spend all our time here now.
Joey: Hey, be quiet.
(Thief-Chan spins the wheel. It lands on Yami-Yugi and torture)
Thief-Chan: Wow, this ought to be interesting. Yami-Yugi must be locked in a pro-friendship room with Tea.
Yami-Yugi: WHAT?!
Tea: Yay!
(Tea drags Yami into a padded room)
Tea: Let's do a sing-a-long!
Yami-Yugi: Get me out of here!
(Meanwhile outside the room...)
Bakura: How long will he last in there?
Thief-Chan: We'll get him out soon, don't worry.
(One hour later...)
(Tea and Yami emerge from the room. Yami looks like a zombie)
Yugi: Yami, say something!
Yami: Must escape...
Thief-Chan: ...I think I'll just spin the wheel...
(Thief-Chan spins the wheel and it lands on Yugi and message)
Thief-Chan: Okay, here's what Mikomi would like to say:
'Hey Yugi. I think you and Yami are awesome. Hopefully this will keep you from being tortured for awhile...much love, Mickey'
Yugi: Wow...thanks. ^_^ (-Means he's happy)
(Yami slightly returns to his normal self)
Yami: At least I'm not still in that room.
Bakura: What did you do in there anyway?
Yami: Just know this: Disney songs are evil.
(Every one shudders)
Thief-Chan: Okay, I'm tired of spinning the wheel so I'll take random requests. Andross wishes to see what is in Tea's journal.
Tea's Journal:
Day, sixteenth of May, 2003.
Today I counted six butterflies, twelve robins, saw two rainbows, and danced in the light of the bright sunshine. I wrote eighteen new friendship speeches and will use them on random attack. I-
Malik: Make it stop! Her journal is horrifying!
Thief-Chan: Okay...Triforce-Power has made an...er...interesting request. He wishes to...kiss Tea. Why? I have no clue. Tell you what, Mr. Triforce. I'll do better than that: You can keep Tea! Hope you don't mind I didn't rap her.
Tea: Yay! I'm going on a trip!
Thief-Chan: Whatever...Now then, Ethelflaed has requested to see a tape of Pegasus.
(Tape plays. Pegasus is seen drinking whatever it is that he's drinking...)
Pegasus: *hic* Oh give me a hoooooooooooome where the duel monsters rooooooooooooam! *hic*
(Pegasus slumps over too drunk to move)
(A/N: Sorry, I can't think of much to do with certain things)
(Tape ends)
Joey: Dat was disturbing...
Thief-Chan: Tee-hee has requested that I tape Yami-Bakura!
Yami-Bakura: Oh, Ra...
(Tape plays)
(Yami-Bakura pokes the camera)
Yami-Bakura: What is this thing?
(He continues poking it)
Yami-Bakura: I COMMAND YOU TELL ME YOUR PURPOSE!
(Poke, poke)
Yami-Bakura: THAT'S IT! I BANISH YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM!
(Camera breaks; end tape)
Yami-Bakura: That baaka camera deserved it!
Bakura: Great scott! I forgot you were a sheep!
Yami-Bakura: I demand you change me baaack!
Thief-Chan: *Rolls eyes* Fine.
(Thief-Chan changes Yami-Bakura back)
Thief-Chan: I like this one, Tamara Raymond has requested I torture Mokuba! For one day, Mokuba shall be Yami-Bakura and Yami-Malik's personal slave!
Yami-Bakura: Yes!
Yami-Malik: AHAHAHAHA! Haha...
Mokuba: What do I have to do?
Yami-Bakura: Hmmm...I haven't thought of that...
Thief-Chan: Time for a Yugi dream!
(Yugi is walking down an alley)
Yugi: I sure hope I don't get jumped by bloodthirsty vampires right now.
(SUre enough, vampires jump Yugi)
Yugi: NO!
Vampire: *Hiss*
Yugi: Save me Yami!
(End of dream)
Thief-Chan: ._.' THat's it?
Yugi: I woke up after that.
Thief-Chan: That's all the torture I feel like doing today.
mirai_torankusu: Hey, I barely got any lines...
Thief-Chan: Meh...
Thief-Chan: Oh yeah, please no more suggestions for the time being. Thank you. ^-^