Thief-Chan: To clear up something, this is another random guest episode of Wheel of Stuff. It is written by mirai-torankusu and me.
Disclaimer: If I owned Yu-gi-oh I'd...do something else.
Thief-Chan: Welcome to a special episode of Wheel of Stuff. As you may already know, Whiskers McFluff-Fluff is no longer with us. Today I have decided to hold a funeral for him.
mirai-torankusu: Idiot! How can you hold a funeral for him if he was eaten? There's no body to bury!
Thief-Chan: ...Okay then, screw that idea. Anyone have any other ideas for today?
Bakura: Letting us go?
Thief-Chan: Now why would I do that?
Bakura: ...
Thief-Chan: ...
Bakura: Please?
Thief-Chan: What about you? What do you think we should do today?
mirai-torankusu: Let's consult my shoujo manga shrine!
(MT pulls out his collection of shoujo manga and reads through them)
Thief-Chan: Have you found anything?
mirai-torankusu: I'm supposed to find something?
Thief-Chan: *Sweatdrop*
Yugi: How about giving us a day off?
Mokuba: Yeah! I'm tired of being *their* slaves.
(Mokuba looks at Yami Malik and Yami Bakura)
Thief-Chan: Hmmm...
Joey: Hey, where'd Tea go?
Thief-Chan: I gave her away.
Joey: Oh yeah...
Thief-Chan: Okay, we can take a vacation. But where?
Yami-Bakura: I can give you a free vacation.
Thief-Chan: Where?
Yami-Bakura: A free trip to the Shadow Realm!
Thief-Chan: ...
Bakura: ...
mirai-torankusu: How is the weather there?
Yami-Bakura: Eh, okay.
mirai-torankusu: ...
(MT goes back to his manga)
Thief-Chan: I know where *I'd like to go*
mirai-torankusu: *Mutters* Any where with Bakura...
Thief-Chan: --' What was that?
mirai-torankusu: Oh, nothing...
Thief-Chan: Where would you like to go?
mirai-torankusu: E3 of course!
Thief-Chan: But...it's...over....
mirai-torankusu: So?
Thief-Chan: ^^;
Yugi: I'd like to go to a card convention.
Thief-Chan: Boring! What else?
(Yugi looks sad)
Yami Yugi: I'll go where ever Yugi wants to go.
Thief-Chan: ...
Yugi: Yay!
Joey: I want to go ta da beach!
Thief-Chan: Okay...
Bakura: I don't really mind where we go, as long as you know who isn't there.
Thief-Chan: Voldemort?
Bakura: Who?
Thief-Chan: Never mind...
Yami Malik: I want to go where ever the Egyption God cards are!
Kaiba: I'll go where ever I can beat Yugi; which is anywhere.
Mokuba: I'll go where ever Kaiba wants to go.
Tristan: I'll go where ever Serenity is.
Joey: TRISTAN!
(Joey's cell phone rings)
Joey: Er...hello?
Serenity: Hey, Joey! It's me! Guess where I am?
Joey: Don't tell me...
Serenity: I'm at the beach! You should come!
(Joey hangs up)
Joey: Serenity's at da beach.
mirai-torankusu/Trista: SERENITY!
Thief-Chan: ...
(Thief-Chan whaps them both over the head)
mirai-torankusu: Hey! You can't do that to me! I'm a genius!
Thief-Chan: Well, it's settled then-We're going to the beach.
(Note from Thief-Chan: This is where mirai-torankusu can take over for a while. Another note, I think it is so stupid how Mokuba calls Kaiba 'Kaiba' when he has the same last name as him. Mokuba should call Kaiba 'Seto'. I just like making fun of that.)
(Note from mirai_torankusu: I have been grossly misunderstood so far. I don't have a collection of shoujo manga! It's my sister's! Also, I don't obsess over Serenity...often. And when I call myself a genius, I'm just kidding around. I'm not a genius (if I was, I wouldn't be shouting around like I do. That's just a lot of unwanted attention.)
Joey: Hey, what's with all the notes all of a sudden?
Thief-Chan: It's just a way to get in touch with the readers of the story.
Joey: Get in the who with the what now?
Thief-Chan: ...
Bakura: How exactly are we going to go to the beach?
Thief-Chan: Actually, it's 'how exactly are we going to the beach?' You don't need the 'to go' in the sentence.
Bakura: ...
Thief-Chan: What?!
mirai-torankusu: You see what I have to put up with with?
Yami Yugi: Let's just get to the beach already!
Yami Bakura: Then, how do we get there?
(A helicopter lands where they are at.)
Tristan: Hey, a helicopter!
(Tristan runs to the helicopter, but Kaiba smacks him out of the way.)
Kaiba: Idiot! This is my personal helicopter! You chumps'll just have to find another way to the beach! C'mon Mokuba!
Mokuba: Coming! Woof woof!
Kaiba: ...
(Kaiba and Mokuba get in the helicopter and fly off.)
Yugi: I think we all saw that coming.
mirai-torankusu: I didn't.
Thief-Chan: You're the one typing this!
mirai-torankusu: How could I be typing, if there's no computer?
Bakura: What?!
mirai-torankusu: We're all in the Matrix, you know.
Joey: Hey! If we're in the Matrix, that means I can run on walls!
(Joey tries to run on the walls, but he falls off and hits his head.)
Joey: @_@ Ow!
Yami Bakura: Wait a minute!
mirai-torankusu: What is it?
Yami Bakura: The beach is over there!
Everyone: Huh?
(Everyone looks over to the left and the beach is 20 feet away from them.)
Thief-Chan: ...
Tristan: Wow, I wish I thought of looking over to the left.
(Everyone walks to the beach and they magically change into beach clothes. How you ask? Magic!)
Thief-Chan: Nice explanation, stupid.
mirai-torankusu: Hey, if you could think up a better explanation, then I wouldn't be writing this part of the story, now would I?
Thief-Chan: Shut up.
(Kaiba walks up to everyone.)
Kaiba: While you fools were wasting time finding a way to get to the beach, I've just beaten fifty people in duel monsters!
(A bunch of kindergartners run up to Kaiba and start crying.)
Kindergartners: You stole our cards! Give them back!
Kaiba: No way! You chumps lost them fair and square!
Yugi: Kaiba! How could you take cards from these innocent little children?
(The kindergartners look at Yugi.)
Kindergartners: He has funny hair! Let's jump on him!
Yugi: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
(Yugi runs away from the kindergartners.)
Yami Bakura: Bwa ha ha ha ha ha! Your light is such an idiot!
Yami Yugi: At least my light isn't a whiny British guy!
Bakura: Hey!
Yami Bakura: You wanna fight, Pharoah?!
Yami Yugi: Bring it on!
Yami Bakura: That's it! Shadow Game, right now!
Yami Yugi: You're on!
Yami Malik: Screw this, I'm coming too!
(Yami Bakura, Yami Yugi, and Yami Malik leave for the Shadow Realm.)
Bakura: This has nothing to do with the beach at all!
mirai-torankusu: Hey, I just said that in real life.
Bakura: ...
Malik: This is going nowhere.
Joey: Hey, let's have a sand sculpture contest!
Tristan: I'm already ahead of you, buddy!
(Tristan has made a life-size statue of Serenity.)
Joey: _ Tristan!
Serenity: Wow! That's a really nice statue, Tristan!
Joey: Get over here, Tristan!
Tristan: Gotta go, bye!
(Joey runs after Tristan.)
mirai-torankusu: You know, I helped make most of that statue.
(Serenity looks at MT with a confused look on her face.)
Serenity: Er...who are you?
(MT falls anime style.)
mirai-torankusu: You don't know who I am?!
Serenity: Just kidding. You're that nice boy who was afraid of the X-Rays, aren't you?
mirai-torankusu: Er...yeah. That's me alright. So, how's it going?
(Joey runs over to them.)
Joey: Not you too!
mirai-torankusu: Oh crap!
(MT runs away from Joey.)
Yugi: Help me!
(Yugi is crawling with several kindergartners clinging to his hair.)
Yugi: Where's my Yami?!
Bakura: In the Shadow Realm.
Yugi: Oh, this stinks!
Bakura: Hey, has anyone else noticed that Thief-Chan is missing?
Yuig: Well it's kind of hard to tell from down here!
Bakura: And where is Mokuba?
(Mokuba tackles Yugi)
Yugi: GET THEM OFF OF ME!
Bakura: *Sweatdrop* I think I'll go now...
(Thief-Chan passes by Yugi eating ice cream)
Yugi: Thief-Chan! Save me...
Thief-Chan: Eh?
(Thief-Chan kneels next to Yugi)
Thief-Chan: Yugi, how old are you?
Yugi: Fifteen...
Thief-Chan: How old are those kids.
Yugi: Five or six excluding Mokuba.
Thief-Chan: You do the math.
(Thief-Chan walks away)
(All the Yamis re-appear)
Yami Yugi: There, I won fair and square.
Yami Bakura: You cheated.
Yugi: HELP ME!
Yami Malik: *Sweatdrop*
(Yami Yugi pushes all the little kids off of Yugi)
Yugi: I'm free!
(Yugi starts running around)
Yami Bakura: Get over here Mokuba! You're still my slave!
Yami Malik: Hey, he's my slave too!
Yami Bakura: I deserve him more than you!
Yami Malik: Take that back!
(Thief-Chan sits down on the beach and starts building a sand castle. In the background, Kaiba is dueling some person, mirai-torankusu and Tristan are running away from Joey while Serenity stands with a confused look on her face. Yami Bakura and Yami Malik are arguing over taking Mokuba as their own slave, Yugi is running around the beach shouting 'I'm free!' and Yami Yugi is sitting on the beach sighing as he is surrounded by a bunch of wierdos)
Thief-Chan: There! It's perfect. I hope every one is enjoying this as much as I am. I wonder where they all are. Huh?
(Thief-Chan turns around)
Thief-Chan: What the-?!
(Yami Malik has tied Mokuba to a pole and Yami Bakura has decided Ryou should be his slave. Kaiba is kicking sand at all the losers he has beaten. Yami Yugi is chasing after Yugi, who has just learned that he doesn't swim that well. Joey is climbing up a palm tree trying to reach Tristan, while mirai-torankusu sets the snack stand on fire shouting 'The matrix is evil! Use your cell phones to escape!')
Thief-Chan: ...I'm never going on vacation again.
(Thief-Chan snaps her fingers and they are transported back to where they started)
Thief-Chan: Can you please explain to me what just happened?
(No one says anything)
Thief-Chan: Well?
Joey: The dog ate my homework?
Thief-Chan: ...
Thief-Chan: Okay, that's all for today! Stay tuned for another episode of Wheel of Stuff! Now review!
Disclaimer: If I owned Yu-gi-oh I'd...do something else.
Thief-Chan: Welcome to a special episode of Wheel of Stuff. As you may already know, Whiskers McFluff-Fluff is no longer with us. Today I have decided to hold a funeral for him.
mirai-torankusu: Idiot! How can you hold a funeral for him if he was eaten? There's no body to bury!
Thief-Chan: ...Okay then, screw that idea. Anyone have any other ideas for today?
Bakura: Letting us go?
Thief-Chan: Now why would I do that?
Bakura: ...
Thief-Chan: ...
Bakura: Please?
Thief-Chan: What about you? What do you think we should do today?
mirai-torankusu: Let's consult my shoujo manga shrine!
(MT pulls out his collection of shoujo manga and reads through them)
Thief-Chan: Have you found anything?
mirai-torankusu: I'm supposed to find something?
Thief-Chan: *Sweatdrop*
Yugi: How about giving us a day off?
Mokuba: Yeah! I'm tired of being *their* slaves.
(Mokuba looks at Yami Malik and Yami Bakura)
Thief-Chan: Hmmm...
Joey: Hey, where'd Tea go?
Thief-Chan: I gave her away.
Joey: Oh yeah...
Thief-Chan: Okay, we can take a vacation. But where?
Yami-Bakura: I can give you a free vacation.
Thief-Chan: Where?
Yami-Bakura: A free trip to the Shadow Realm!
Thief-Chan: ...
Bakura: ...
mirai-torankusu: How is the weather there?
Yami-Bakura: Eh, okay.
mirai-torankusu: ...
(MT goes back to his manga)
Thief-Chan: I know where *I'd like to go*
mirai-torankusu: *Mutters* Any where with Bakura...
Thief-Chan: --' What was that?
mirai-torankusu: Oh, nothing...
Thief-Chan: Where would you like to go?
mirai-torankusu: E3 of course!
Thief-Chan: But...it's...over....
mirai-torankusu: So?
Thief-Chan: ^^;
Yugi: I'd like to go to a card convention.
Thief-Chan: Boring! What else?
(Yugi looks sad)
Yami Yugi: I'll go where ever Yugi wants to go.
Thief-Chan: ...
Yugi: Yay!
Joey: I want to go ta da beach!
Thief-Chan: Okay...
Bakura: I don't really mind where we go, as long as you know who isn't there.
Thief-Chan: Voldemort?
Bakura: Who?
Thief-Chan: Never mind...
Yami Malik: I want to go where ever the Egyption God cards are!
Kaiba: I'll go where ever I can beat Yugi; which is anywhere.
Mokuba: I'll go where ever Kaiba wants to go.
Tristan: I'll go where ever Serenity is.
Joey: TRISTAN!
(Joey's cell phone rings)
Joey: Er...hello?
Serenity: Hey, Joey! It's me! Guess where I am?
Joey: Don't tell me...
Serenity: I'm at the beach! You should come!
(Joey hangs up)
Joey: Serenity's at da beach.
mirai-torankusu/Trista: SERENITY!
Thief-Chan: ...
(Thief-Chan whaps them both over the head)
mirai-torankusu: Hey! You can't do that to me! I'm a genius!
Thief-Chan: Well, it's settled then-We're going to the beach.
(Note from Thief-Chan: This is where mirai-torankusu can take over for a while. Another note, I think it is so stupid how Mokuba calls Kaiba 'Kaiba' when he has the same last name as him. Mokuba should call Kaiba 'Seto'. I just like making fun of that.)
(Note from mirai_torankusu: I have been grossly misunderstood so far. I don't have a collection of shoujo manga! It's my sister's! Also, I don't obsess over Serenity...often. And when I call myself a genius, I'm just kidding around. I'm not a genius (if I was, I wouldn't be shouting around like I do. That's just a lot of unwanted attention.)
Joey: Hey, what's with all the notes all of a sudden?
Thief-Chan: It's just a way to get in touch with the readers of the story.
Joey: Get in the who with the what now?
Thief-Chan: ...
Bakura: How exactly are we going to go to the beach?
Thief-Chan: Actually, it's 'how exactly are we going to the beach?' You don't need the 'to go' in the sentence.
Bakura: ...
Thief-Chan: What?!
mirai-torankusu: You see what I have to put up with with?
Yami Yugi: Let's just get to the beach already!
Yami Bakura: Then, how do we get there?
(A helicopter lands where they are at.)
Tristan: Hey, a helicopter!
(Tristan runs to the helicopter, but Kaiba smacks him out of the way.)
Kaiba: Idiot! This is my personal helicopter! You chumps'll just have to find another way to the beach! C'mon Mokuba!
Mokuba: Coming! Woof woof!
Kaiba: ...
(Kaiba and Mokuba get in the helicopter and fly off.)
Yugi: I think we all saw that coming.
mirai-torankusu: I didn't.
Thief-Chan: You're the one typing this!
mirai-torankusu: How could I be typing, if there's no computer?
Bakura: What?!
mirai-torankusu: We're all in the Matrix, you know.
Joey: Hey! If we're in the Matrix, that means I can run on walls!
(Joey tries to run on the walls, but he falls off and hits his head.)
Joey: @_@ Ow!
Yami Bakura: Wait a minute!
mirai-torankusu: What is it?
Yami Bakura: The beach is over there!
Everyone: Huh?
(Everyone looks over to the left and the beach is 20 feet away from them.)
Thief-Chan: ...
Tristan: Wow, I wish I thought of looking over to the left.
(Everyone walks to the beach and they magically change into beach clothes. How you ask? Magic!)
Thief-Chan: Nice explanation, stupid.
mirai-torankusu: Hey, if you could think up a better explanation, then I wouldn't be writing this part of the story, now would I?
Thief-Chan: Shut up.
(Kaiba walks up to everyone.)
Kaiba: While you fools were wasting time finding a way to get to the beach, I've just beaten fifty people in duel monsters!
(A bunch of kindergartners run up to Kaiba and start crying.)
Kindergartners: You stole our cards! Give them back!
Kaiba: No way! You chumps lost them fair and square!
Yugi: Kaiba! How could you take cards from these innocent little children?
(The kindergartners look at Yugi.)
Kindergartners: He has funny hair! Let's jump on him!
Yugi: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
(Yugi runs away from the kindergartners.)
Yami Bakura: Bwa ha ha ha ha ha! Your light is such an idiot!
Yami Yugi: At least my light isn't a whiny British guy!
Bakura: Hey!
Yami Bakura: You wanna fight, Pharoah?!
Yami Yugi: Bring it on!
Yami Bakura: That's it! Shadow Game, right now!
Yami Yugi: You're on!
Yami Malik: Screw this, I'm coming too!
(Yami Bakura, Yami Yugi, and Yami Malik leave for the Shadow Realm.)
Bakura: This has nothing to do with the beach at all!
mirai-torankusu: Hey, I just said that in real life.
Bakura: ...
Malik: This is going nowhere.
Joey: Hey, let's have a sand sculpture contest!
Tristan: I'm already ahead of you, buddy!
(Tristan has made a life-size statue of Serenity.)
Joey: _ Tristan!
Serenity: Wow! That's a really nice statue, Tristan!
Joey: Get over here, Tristan!
Tristan: Gotta go, bye!
(Joey runs after Tristan.)
mirai-torankusu: You know, I helped make most of that statue.
(Serenity looks at MT with a confused look on her face.)
Serenity: Er...who are you?
(MT falls anime style.)
mirai-torankusu: You don't know who I am?!
Serenity: Just kidding. You're that nice boy who was afraid of the X-Rays, aren't you?
mirai-torankusu: Er...yeah. That's me alright. So, how's it going?
(Joey runs over to them.)
Joey: Not you too!
mirai-torankusu: Oh crap!
(MT runs away from Joey.)
Yugi: Help me!
(Yugi is crawling with several kindergartners clinging to his hair.)
Yugi: Where's my Yami?!
Bakura: In the Shadow Realm.
Yugi: Oh, this stinks!
Bakura: Hey, has anyone else noticed that Thief-Chan is missing?
Yuig: Well it's kind of hard to tell from down here!
Bakura: And where is Mokuba?
(Mokuba tackles Yugi)
Yugi: GET THEM OFF OF ME!
Bakura: *Sweatdrop* I think I'll go now...
(Thief-Chan passes by Yugi eating ice cream)
Yugi: Thief-Chan! Save me...
Thief-Chan: Eh?
(Thief-Chan kneels next to Yugi)
Thief-Chan: Yugi, how old are you?
Yugi: Fifteen...
Thief-Chan: How old are those kids.
Yugi: Five or six excluding Mokuba.
Thief-Chan: You do the math.
(Thief-Chan walks away)
(All the Yamis re-appear)
Yami Yugi: There, I won fair and square.
Yami Bakura: You cheated.
Yugi: HELP ME!
Yami Malik: *Sweatdrop*
(Yami Yugi pushes all the little kids off of Yugi)
Yugi: I'm free!
(Yugi starts running around)
Yami Bakura: Get over here Mokuba! You're still my slave!
Yami Malik: Hey, he's my slave too!
Yami Bakura: I deserve him more than you!
Yami Malik: Take that back!
(Thief-Chan sits down on the beach and starts building a sand castle. In the background, Kaiba is dueling some person, mirai-torankusu and Tristan are running away from Joey while Serenity stands with a confused look on her face. Yami Bakura and Yami Malik are arguing over taking Mokuba as their own slave, Yugi is running around the beach shouting 'I'm free!' and Yami Yugi is sitting on the beach sighing as he is surrounded by a bunch of wierdos)
Thief-Chan: There! It's perfect. I hope every one is enjoying this as much as I am. I wonder where they all are. Huh?
(Thief-Chan turns around)
Thief-Chan: What the-?!
(Yami Malik has tied Mokuba to a pole and Yami Bakura has decided Ryou should be his slave. Kaiba is kicking sand at all the losers he has beaten. Yami Yugi is chasing after Yugi, who has just learned that he doesn't swim that well. Joey is climbing up a palm tree trying to reach Tristan, while mirai-torankusu sets the snack stand on fire shouting 'The matrix is evil! Use your cell phones to escape!')
Thief-Chan: ...I'm never going on vacation again.
(Thief-Chan snaps her fingers and they are transported back to where they started)
Thief-Chan: Can you please explain to me what just happened?
(No one says anything)
Thief-Chan: Well?
Joey: The dog ate my homework?
Thief-Chan: ...
Thief-Chan: Okay, that's all for today! Stay tuned for another episode of Wheel of Stuff! Now review!