Wrestling Woes Chap 7: Plans Part 4; Alyssa
*Kurt and Triple H step into the GM's office. Kaitlyn smiles an evil grin and then points to Charlene's chair. The chair turns around and it isn't Charlene but it is Eternal Sailor Serenity.*
Eternal Sailor Serenity: You thought you could escape me, well your punishment will be to say my disclaimer.
Angle: We don't own WWF/E.
Triple H: We do own the plot.
Kaitlyn: Now get the hell out of my office, all three of you.
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Kaitlyn is talking to two girls who are in the shadows. They are both twins.
Kaitlyn: Aj, Sarah I hope you two will be happy here in the WWE.
AJ: We will...
Sarah: Thank you for accepting us.
The Undertaker storms into Matt Lo's locker room.
Undertaker: I wanted to speak to you for a while, Hardy!
Matt: Um, I'm not a Hardy boy, I'm Matt Lo.
Undertaker: Same thing. I'm warning you to stay away from the divas. I know you are with Dawn Marie but that will not give you a right to come by my Connie.
Matt: I won't then. You better get out before I report you to the GM's.
Undertaker: Remember, I have my eye on you.
He walked out. Matt Hardy enters Alyssa's room. Lita is with him.
Alyssa: What can I do for you Hardy? I was expecting a friend to come in.
Matt Hardy: I think we should make out plans. The GM's wanted to put us together. I brought Lita here to help.
Lita: We heard you were a bit mental, is that true?
Alyssa: I do crazy things but I can be serious at times.
Matt Hardy: She sounds Xtreme.
Lita: She'll make a perfect Hardy girl.
Alyssa: I have to tell people I'm the next Hardy girl.
Matt Hardy: Just don't tell Sacha, she's not going to be happy about this.
We see Cassandra and Sage glance at each other before looking back towards Evolution members Ric Flair, Batista, Randy Orton, and Triple H.
Randy: Who are these girls?
Batista: I grabbed them because they were standing right outside our door.
Ric: They were listening in on us.
Triple H: I think I may understand why you were listening on us Sage, but I want to know why Cassandra was listening to us.
Cassandra: I don't have to answer to you Hemsley.
She could tell that Triple H and Ric were nuisances. Randy looked a little cute but Batista was looking gorgeous. Wait a second, why was she thinking this way.
Sage: Hunter, let us go and we won't tell anyone about your plans to take people out.
Randy: Sorry sweetheart, but no can do.
Ric: I think I could talk to Miss Brittson and Miss Tyler and get these two on the Evolution team.
Sage: I would like to join you.
Cassandra: Sorry, but I have other plans in mind.
Hunter went to slap her, but Batista caught his hand.
Triple H: What?!
Batista: Hurting her will not influence her to join so just leave the girl alone.
Ric: You two go; I'll speak about your plans to GM's later.
The two girls raced out of the room. We get a small glimpse of Kane running out of Taker's locker room with Cat following. Nikki, Roberta, and Connie follow Cat as she tries to burn Kane with the torch gun. We then see Casey and Candace getting ready for their match. Paul Heyman and Big Show walk in and close the door.
Candace: What are you two doing here?
Casey: This is my brothers' locker room!
Paul: I wanted to wish you luck with your match.
Big Show: But you won't be in any condition to wrestle.
The Big Show gives both the blonde and the brunette the Showstopper. Heyman laughs as they leave the room. Matt, Jeff, and Alyssa went to wish the two girls luck and saw them on the ground. Edge, Christian, and Sacha also came in too.
Edge: Case!
Matt Hardy: We found them like this.
Jeff: I'll go get some help.
Christian: I'll come along too.
The two guys left as the Casey came to.
Edge: How are you doing kiddo?
Casey: I'm okay.
Matt Hardy: Candace is out like a light.
Sacha: Matt, why is Alyssa with you and Jeff?
Matt Hardy: Well you see…
Alyssa: I'm the new Hardy girl.
Sacha: No…
Shane McMahon rushed in and knelt by his sister.
Shane: Who did this to her?
Edge: That's what I want to know.
Casey: Paul Heyman came in here with Big Show. They did this.
Edge: We are canceling this match.
Casey: No, I'm taking him on still without Candace.
Alyssa: I'll tag up with you.
Casey: Thanks Skitto, that means a lot.
Undertaker and Chris Benoit come into Angle's room. Angelica is bound and gagged. Angle jumps out from the closet and attacks Benoit. He made one little mistake…he didn't know that Taker was with the Crippler. Undertaker held off Angle and told Benoit to get Angelica away. He led her into someone's locker room before taking off to help Undertaker. Someone else was in the room. Someone called the Rattlesnake. Taker and Benoit got Angle into the hallway. A stream of fire went down the hall making all three wrestlers duck down. Kane is seen running down the hall with the four witches after him.
Nikki: Wait for us!
Cat: Somebody hold him!
Connie: Oh, no it's my other brother!
Roberta: Maybe he didn't see us!
Nikki: I think he saw us!
Taker sees his much younger sister and brother and chases after them. This gives Angle time to give Benoit an Angle Slam. He reaches down to grab his medals, but is grossed out to find that they are wrapped tightly around Benoit's *cough* thing. Someone was coming, so Angle took off. We see Charlene limping towards Benoit.
Charlene: Benoit?
Casey Copeland is introduced as Angel. Alyssa comes in as Skitto. Brock Lesnar comes in and the crowd boos him. Angel and Skitto make the first move. Brock easily fights them off. Skitto is tossed out of the ring. Paul Heyman and Big Show slowly make their way down the ramp. Skitto yelled out to Angel. Angel gave all of her attention to the two newcomers and Brock set her up for a F-5.
Angel: Great, first a Showstopper and now a F-5.
Skitto: I'll get you down.
She leaped onto Brocks back and grabbed Angel. They slid down his back before whipping him. He came back with a monstrous clothesline. Music started playing. It was a mix of E & C's theme song and the Hardys' theme song. Both teams raced down to the ring. Edge and Matt worked on Big Show and Christian and Jeff did a Poetry in Motion to Brock Lesnar. Paul Heyman tried to attack a little bit, but "It Just Feels Right" started playing. Lita came down with Sacha to get Heyman. Skitto and Angel won due to DQ. Brock, Paul, and Show were driven from the ring area. Lita and Sacha got into the ring to hold their hands up like Alyssa and Casey. Sacha punched both Casey and Alyssa before the Hardys got in to restrain her. Lita helped Alyssa to the back. Edge and Christian restrained their sister from going after Sacha.
We see Raven giving Brandy a massage with Brandy asleep on the bed. Alycia came in and knocked Raven out with a frying pan and won the Hardcore belt. Spike Dudley appears at the door and that causes Alycia to run for her life. Spike checks to see that Brandy and Raven are alive before chasing after Alycia. Kaitlyn in the meantime was watching all of the events via her television and hidden cameras.
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Eternal Sailor Serenity: That ends yet another chapter. Here's a recap…Roberta, Cat Lea, Nikki, and Connie are still giving chase to Kane but now Undertaker are on their tails. The Evolution has their eyes on Sage and Cassandra. Casey and Alyssa just defeated Brock, but Case and Sacha are having a catfight. Alyssa is the new member of Team Xtreme. Alycia is the new Hardcore champ with the runt of the Dudley liter, Spike Dudley after her. Brandy's fast asleep with Raven on top of her. No, not like that you perverts! Benoit was Angle Slammed and um…still has the medals. Charlene found Benoit. Kaitlyn is enjoying spying. (Sorry you and Matt don't have a big part in this chapter.) Matt Lo finally got the speech about staying away from Connie from the Undertaker. Candace McMahon is in the loving care of her brother Shane McMahon. Angelica is in the (not so) loving care of Stone Cold Steve Austin. Uh oh, there's so much pandemonium. AJ and Sarah will be new characters made up by another reader. To tell the truth, I've written a few chapters ahead, so now I kind of have to add more things in. Oh well...Until next chapter, Cya!
*Kurt and Triple H step into the GM's office. Kaitlyn smiles an evil grin and then points to Charlene's chair. The chair turns around and it isn't Charlene but it is Eternal Sailor Serenity.*
Eternal Sailor Serenity: You thought you could escape me, well your punishment will be to say my disclaimer.
Angle: We don't own WWF/E.
Triple H: We do own the plot.
Kaitlyn: Now get the hell out of my office, all three of you.
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Kaitlyn is talking to two girls who are in the shadows. They are both twins.
Kaitlyn: Aj, Sarah I hope you two will be happy here in the WWE.
AJ: We will...
Sarah: Thank you for accepting us.
The Undertaker storms into Matt Lo's locker room.
Undertaker: I wanted to speak to you for a while, Hardy!
Matt: Um, I'm not a Hardy boy, I'm Matt Lo.
Undertaker: Same thing. I'm warning you to stay away from the divas. I know you are with Dawn Marie but that will not give you a right to come by my Connie.
Matt: I won't then. You better get out before I report you to the GM's.
Undertaker: Remember, I have my eye on you.
He walked out. Matt Hardy enters Alyssa's room. Lita is with him.
Alyssa: What can I do for you Hardy? I was expecting a friend to come in.
Matt Hardy: I think we should make out plans. The GM's wanted to put us together. I brought Lita here to help.
Lita: We heard you were a bit mental, is that true?
Alyssa: I do crazy things but I can be serious at times.
Matt Hardy: She sounds Xtreme.
Lita: She'll make a perfect Hardy girl.
Alyssa: I have to tell people I'm the next Hardy girl.
Matt Hardy: Just don't tell Sacha, she's not going to be happy about this.
We see Cassandra and Sage glance at each other before looking back towards Evolution members Ric Flair, Batista, Randy Orton, and Triple H.
Randy: Who are these girls?
Batista: I grabbed them because they were standing right outside our door.
Ric: They were listening in on us.
Triple H: I think I may understand why you were listening on us Sage, but I want to know why Cassandra was listening to us.
Cassandra: I don't have to answer to you Hemsley.
She could tell that Triple H and Ric were nuisances. Randy looked a little cute but Batista was looking gorgeous. Wait a second, why was she thinking this way.
Sage: Hunter, let us go and we won't tell anyone about your plans to take people out.
Randy: Sorry sweetheart, but no can do.
Ric: I think I could talk to Miss Brittson and Miss Tyler and get these two on the Evolution team.
Sage: I would like to join you.
Cassandra: Sorry, but I have other plans in mind.
Hunter went to slap her, but Batista caught his hand.
Triple H: What?!
Batista: Hurting her will not influence her to join so just leave the girl alone.
Ric: You two go; I'll speak about your plans to GM's later.
The two girls raced out of the room. We get a small glimpse of Kane running out of Taker's locker room with Cat following. Nikki, Roberta, and Connie follow Cat as she tries to burn Kane with the torch gun. We then see Casey and Candace getting ready for their match. Paul Heyman and Big Show walk in and close the door.
Candace: What are you two doing here?
Casey: This is my brothers' locker room!
Paul: I wanted to wish you luck with your match.
Big Show: But you won't be in any condition to wrestle.
The Big Show gives both the blonde and the brunette the Showstopper. Heyman laughs as they leave the room. Matt, Jeff, and Alyssa went to wish the two girls luck and saw them on the ground. Edge, Christian, and Sacha also came in too.
Edge: Case!
Matt Hardy: We found them like this.
Jeff: I'll go get some help.
Christian: I'll come along too.
The two guys left as the Casey came to.
Edge: How are you doing kiddo?
Casey: I'm okay.
Matt Hardy: Candace is out like a light.
Sacha: Matt, why is Alyssa with you and Jeff?
Matt Hardy: Well you see…
Alyssa: I'm the new Hardy girl.
Sacha: No…
Shane McMahon rushed in and knelt by his sister.
Shane: Who did this to her?
Edge: That's what I want to know.
Casey: Paul Heyman came in here with Big Show. They did this.
Edge: We are canceling this match.
Casey: No, I'm taking him on still without Candace.
Alyssa: I'll tag up with you.
Casey: Thanks Skitto, that means a lot.
Undertaker and Chris Benoit come into Angle's room. Angelica is bound and gagged. Angle jumps out from the closet and attacks Benoit. He made one little mistake…he didn't know that Taker was with the Crippler. Undertaker held off Angle and told Benoit to get Angelica away. He led her into someone's locker room before taking off to help Undertaker. Someone else was in the room. Someone called the Rattlesnake. Taker and Benoit got Angle into the hallway. A stream of fire went down the hall making all three wrestlers duck down. Kane is seen running down the hall with the four witches after him.
Nikki: Wait for us!
Cat: Somebody hold him!
Connie: Oh, no it's my other brother!
Roberta: Maybe he didn't see us!
Nikki: I think he saw us!
Taker sees his much younger sister and brother and chases after them. This gives Angle time to give Benoit an Angle Slam. He reaches down to grab his medals, but is grossed out to find that they are wrapped tightly around Benoit's *cough* thing. Someone was coming, so Angle took off. We see Charlene limping towards Benoit.
Charlene: Benoit?
Casey Copeland is introduced as Angel. Alyssa comes in as Skitto. Brock Lesnar comes in and the crowd boos him. Angel and Skitto make the first move. Brock easily fights them off. Skitto is tossed out of the ring. Paul Heyman and Big Show slowly make their way down the ramp. Skitto yelled out to Angel. Angel gave all of her attention to the two newcomers and Brock set her up for a F-5.
Angel: Great, first a Showstopper and now a F-5.
Skitto: I'll get you down.
She leaped onto Brocks back and grabbed Angel. They slid down his back before whipping him. He came back with a monstrous clothesline. Music started playing. It was a mix of E & C's theme song and the Hardys' theme song. Both teams raced down to the ring. Edge and Matt worked on Big Show and Christian and Jeff did a Poetry in Motion to Brock Lesnar. Paul Heyman tried to attack a little bit, but "It Just Feels Right" started playing. Lita came down with Sacha to get Heyman. Skitto and Angel won due to DQ. Brock, Paul, and Show were driven from the ring area. Lita and Sacha got into the ring to hold their hands up like Alyssa and Casey. Sacha punched both Casey and Alyssa before the Hardys got in to restrain her. Lita helped Alyssa to the back. Edge and Christian restrained their sister from going after Sacha.
We see Raven giving Brandy a massage with Brandy asleep on the bed. Alycia came in and knocked Raven out with a frying pan and won the Hardcore belt. Spike Dudley appears at the door and that causes Alycia to run for her life. Spike checks to see that Brandy and Raven are alive before chasing after Alycia. Kaitlyn in the meantime was watching all of the events via her television and hidden cameras.
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Eternal Sailor Serenity: That ends yet another chapter. Here's a recap…Roberta, Cat Lea, Nikki, and Connie are still giving chase to Kane but now Undertaker are on their tails. The Evolution has their eyes on Sage and Cassandra. Casey and Alyssa just defeated Brock, but Case and Sacha are having a catfight. Alyssa is the new member of Team Xtreme. Alycia is the new Hardcore champ with the runt of the Dudley liter, Spike Dudley after her. Brandy's fast asleep with Raven on top of her. No, not like that you perverts! Benoit was Angle Slammed and um…still has the medals. Charlene found Benoit. Kaitlyn is enjoying spying. (Sorry you and Matt don't have a big part in this chapter.) Matt Lo finally got the speech about staying away from Connie from the Undertaker. Candace McMahon is in the loving care of her brother Shane McMahon. Angelica is in the (not so) loving care of Stone Cold Steve Austin. Uh oh, there's so much pandemonium. AJ and Sarah will be new characters made up by another reader. To tell the truth, I've written a few chapters ahead, so now I kind of have to add more things in. Oh well...Until next chapter, Cya!