Wrestling Woes Chap 8: Plans Part 5; Cassandra
Eternal Sailor Serenity: Hey got the next chapter up for you all. In the last chapter there was a whole bunch of chaos. Oh, I almost forgot, I don't own anything but I own this!
*She hugs a stuffed Edge doll*
Eternal Sailor Serenity: *weep* I don't even own that.
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Angelica looks up to the other guy in the room. It is none other then Stone Cold Steve Austin. She whimpers a bit.
Stone Cold: What is this?! I've got a girl tied up in my locker room! This better not be some strange gift of peace from The Rock, because he's never gonna get any peace while Steve Austin 3:14 is around.
Kurt Angle comes back in with a bruised eye. He throws Angelica over his shoulder before glancing back at Austin.
Angle: Sorry, I was not the one who put it in here, it was Benoit.
Angelica: Mmmph!
Angle: I am getting those medals back. You'll see big bad Austin around.
Angelica was still gagged. He left the room to go find the Undertaker.
Stone Cold: Yes, I will see that kid around.
The four "witches" were sitting on different things in a room. The Undertaker glared at each girl before turning back to his brother.
Undertaker: Care to amuse me again how these four girls got your torch gun?
Kane: They said they just wanted to see it and wouldn't use it.
Undertaker: Are you that thick?! Connie, I expected this from you but I don't know about the others,
Connie: We aren't little girls. We're WWE wrestlers!
Undertaker: To correct you you're all WWE divas and should be playing with Barbie dolls or something like that.
Cat: Barbie dolls!? At the Barbie Doll playing age, I was lighting their hair on fire with a lighter! I'm good with fire.
Nikki: We don't like babysitters.
Roberta: We were playing burn the Candy Kane. If he didn't give us candy, we would burn the Kane.
Undertaker: Listen to me, I've burned him a few times when we were younger and in Inferno matches, but it's just not cool.
Connie: Bad pun brother.
Kane: I've been burnt enough from family.
Roberta: If you don't mind us, I think we learned our lesson.
She thought the word not. Roberta, Connie, and Nikki left the room. Cat Lea stayed behind.
Undertaker: What do you want?
Cat: I was wondering if you wanted to become friends and maybe I could escort you to the ring a few times.
Undertaker: Maybe…
Kane: Get a room!
Cat & Undertaker: Kane!!!
Cassandra entered the GM's office. Kaitlyn was there.
Cassandra: Can I have a word with you?
Kaitlyn: Sure, what can I do for you?
Cassandra: I wanted to come with you for an angle.
Kaitlyn: I'm all ears.
Cassandra: Well you see, I was wondering if I could be Chris Jericho's partner. I could be Cassandra Jericho, the wife of Jericho.
Kaitlyn: Okay, I'll tell Jericho. You can go now.
As she was leaving the room, Ric Flair came in. Cassandra gives a teasing smile as she left. Edge and Christian were outside their room, as Casey took it over and locked them out of the room. (Sounds familiar?)
Edge: Let us in!
Christian: I'll throw a fit!
Casey: Get me a match with the Hardy girl.
Christian: Let us in or else we'll get the Hardys, all of them here.
Edge: Dude, we should leave Alyssa there. She sort a freaks me out.
They leave the area. Charlene is with Benoit. Candace and Shane both arrived.
Candace: What's going on? What happened to Chris?
Charlene: I found him here.
Shane: How are you doing? You got a nasty injury there.
Charlene: I'll be fine, get Benoit some help…I have to get back to the office. Update me on his condition.
Candace: Hang in there, Chris.
Brandy woke up and found Raven on her.
Brandy: What's going on here? Get off me!
Raven: I didn't do anything; I was only giving you a massage while you were in bed.
Brandy: Get out of my room!
She tossed him out of the room. Brandy turned around to find any of his clothes, but both of them were dressed. He started banging on the door and whispered out five things he never said before.
Raven: I think I like you…
Matt Lo was humming to music when Connie Calloway entered his room.
Matt: What can I do for you? You're not supposed to be here…
Connie: So my annoying brother talked to you? I'm only here to hide out from my brothers.
Matt: Your brothers will have my hide if you hide out here.
Connie: So, I saw you helping Dawn Marie. Are you two an item?
Matt: What, she doesn't even know me and it was a one time thing, and uh…and that's all I have to say.
Dawn Marie: Is this Matt Lo's room?
Connie: I better leave…
She passed Dawn on her way out.
Connie: Between women, you better take good care of him.
Dawn Marie: I will, you don't have to worry about him.
Matt: So, what are you doing here?
Dawn Marie: I wanted to thank you for helping me.
Matt: It was nothing.
Dawn Marie: It might have been nothing to you, but it meant a whole lot to me.
She leaned over and kissed him on the lips. She then left the room and a dazed Matt. Edge and Christian rushed into Matt and Jeff's room. Sacha was sitting in a chair in the corner, obviously in timeout. Alyssa was chatting with Matt and was often given dirty looks from Sacha. Jeff was giving Sacha dirty looks when she did that to Alyssa.
Edge: Dudes and uh…dudettes!
Sacha: Great, now my partners are here.
Christian: We'll deal with you later Sacha right now we need your help Hardys.
Matt Hardy: What now?
Christian: Where's Lita?
Alyssa: She went home for a while.
Jeff: Do you need Lita's help?
Edge: No, Christian stay on topic. Casey has locked herself into our room and refuses to come out.
Matt Hardy: Let us help. We're used to this since Sacha goes through these kinds of moods when she has her monthly…
Sacha: Matt!
Jeff: Said a bit too much brother.
Alyssa: I think I could talk to her.
Matt: I'll come with you.
Edge: Go with Christian…I'll try to talk some sense into Sacha.
Alycia came into Brandy's room and saw the girl crying.
Alycia: What's wrong girl?
Brandy: When I woke up, Raven was on me sleeping.
Alycia: Was he clothed?
Brandy: Yeah, but I don't see why that would…
Alycia: Here's what happened, he give you massage, I run in with frying pan, bang boom, knock your boy toy out, I get Hardcore belt, then run out.
Brandy: So he didn't sleep with me?
Alycia: Nope…listen, can't stay long. I've got little Spike after me and with my luck; Maven will be after me soon.
Brandy: What have I done?
We see Raven walking alone slowly down the hall.
Raven: What did I do?
Roberta and Connie are playing video games. Kane comes in with a torch gun and starts chasing the girls. That happened until Nikki threw water balloons on him.
Kane: Ugh, wet!
Nikki: You shouldn't play with fire; it will only get you burnt.
Ric threw his hands down on Kaitlyn's desk. Charlene looks on amused at the Nature boy.
Ric: What do you mean that Cassandra is with Chris Jericho!?
Charlene: She said that Cassie was with Y2J.
Ric: Keep out of this.
Charlene: Hey, I'm a GM too! I guess nobody loves me…
She is interrupted by the sound of the phone.
Charlene: Hello?
Rhyno: It's Rhyno. Listen, I'm with Shane and Candace McMahon and want you to know that Chris Benoit is up and doing well.
Charlene: I'll be down there in a few minutes!
Kaitlyn: Go ahead, I'll take care of things at hand.
Charlene: Thanks, Katie.
She leaves the room. Ric is still upset.
Kaitlyn: I can't deal with you right now. You can have Sage join Evolution but Cassandra has asked to be with Jericho so no you can't have Cassandra.
Ric: If we can't have her, nobody can.
He stalks out of the room and who are there waiting for him, Triple H, Batista, and Randy Orton. Inside, Sarah and AJ come out from somewhere.
AJ: Why didn't you tell everybody about us?
Kaitlyn: I want to keep you two a surprise. Not even Charlene knows about you two yet.
Sarah: If that's how you want to keep us.
Batista: All went well I hope?
Triple H: We have the girls?
Ric: We got Sage…
Randy: What about Cassandra?
Ric: That one went straight to Kaitlyn and is now teamed up with Jericho.
Triple H: I've dealt with Jericho in the past; he is no threat to us.
Ric: Cassandra is a threat to us!
Batista: We'll get her back.
Sage: Why can't you leave the poor girl alone?
Guys: Sage?!
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Eternal Sailor Serenity: Things are heating up from Kurt getting Angelica back to Stone Cold Steve Austin acting a bit weird to Kane catching on that Undertaker and Cat Lea are flirting to Casey locking her brothers out of the room to Brandy blaming Raven for *things* that she found out weren't true thanks to Alycia to Dawn Marie and Matt Lo's kiss to the Evolution's desperate need for both Cassandra and Sage to Sage telling the guys to leave Cassie alone. *Pants* long sentence! Kane got a bit wet from the girls. Cassandra is going to have a handful with Jericho on her hands. Everybody's worried about Benoit and Edge is trying to talk some sense into Sacha. Kat and Taker, Brandy and Raven, and Dawn Marie and Matt Lo…Now there's a whole another story right there. Yea, this is the last chapter I have to rewrite! I'll try to get people more involved including the newbies Sarah and AJ. Bye, Bye!
Eternal Sailor Serenity: Hey got the next chapter up for you all. In the last chapter there was a whole bunch of chaos. Oh, I almost forgot, I don't own anything but I own this!
*She hugs a stuffed Edge doll*
Eternal Sailor Serenity: *weep* I don't even own that.
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Angelica looks up to the other guy in the room. It is none other then Stone Cold Steve Austin. She whimpers a bit.
Stone Cold: What is this?! I've got a girl tied up in my locker room! This better not be some strange gift of peace from The Rock, because he's never gonna get any peace while Steve Austin 3:14 is around.
Kurt Angle comes back in with a bruised eye. He throws Angelica over his shoulder before glancing back at Austin.
Angle: Sorry, I was not the one who put it in here, it was Benoit.
Angelica: Mmmph!
Angle: I am getting those medals back. You'll see big bad Austin around.
Angelica was still gagged. He left the room to go find the Undertaker.
Stone Cold: Yes, I will see that kid around.
The four "witches" were sitting on different things in a room. The Undertaker glared at each girl before turning back to his brother.
Undertaker: Care to amuse me again how these four girls got your torch gun?
Kane: They said they just wanted to see it and wouldn't use it.
Undertaker: Are you that thick?! Connie, I expected this from you but I don't know about the others,
Connie: We aren't little girls. We're WWE wrestlers!
Undertaker: To correct you you're all WWE divas and should be playing with Barbie dolls or something like that.
Cat: Barbie dolls!? At the Barbie Doll playing age, I was lighting their hair on fire with a lighter! I'm good with fire.
Nikki: We don't like babysitters.
Roberta: We were playing burn the Candy Kane. If he didn't give us candy, we would burn the Kane.
Undertaker: Listen to me, I've burned him a few times when we were younger and in Inferno matches, but it's just not cool.
Connie: Bad pun brother.
Kane: I've been burnt enough from family.
Roberta: If you don't mind us, I think we learned our lesson.
She thought the word not. Roberta, Connie, and Nikki left the room. Cat Lea stayed behind.
Undertaker: What do you want?
Cat: I was wondering if you wanted to become friends and maybe I could escort you to the ring a few times.
Undertaker: Maybe…
Kane: Get a room!
Cat & Undertaker: Kane!!!
Cassandra entered the GM's office. Kaitlyn was there.
Cassandra: Can I have a word with you?
Kaitlyn: Sure, what can I do for you?
Cassandra: I wanted to come with you for an angle.
Kaitlyn: I'm all ears.
Cassandra: Well you see, I was wondering if I could be Chris Jericho's partner. I could be Cassandra Jericho, the wife of Jericho.
Kaitlyn: Okay, I'll tell Jericho. You can go now.
As she was leaving the room, Ric Flair came in. Cassandra gives a teasing smile as she left. Edge and Christian were outside their room, as Casey took it over and locked them out of the room. (Sounds familiar?)
Edge: Let us in!
Christian: I'll throw a fit!
Casey: Get me a match with the Hardy girl.
Christian: Let us in or else we'll get the Hardys, all of them here.
Edge: Dude, we should leave Alyssa there. She sort a freaks me out.
They leave the area. Charlene is with Benoit. Candace and Shane both arrived.
Candace: What's going on? What happened to Chris?
Charlene: I found him here.
Shane: How are you doing? You got a nasty injury there.
Charlene: I'll be fine, get Benoit some help…I have to get back to the office. Update me on his condition.
Candace: Hang in there, Chris.
Brandy woke up and found Raven on her.
Brandy: What's going on here? Get off me!
Raven: I didn't do anything; I was only giving you a massage while you were in bed.
Brandy: Get out of my room!
She tossed him out of the room. Brandy turned around to find any of his clothes, but both of them were dressed. He started banging on the door and whispered out five things he never said before.
Raven: I think I like you…
Matt Lo was humming to music when Connie Calloway entered his room.
Matt: What can I do for you? You're not supposed to be here…
Connie: So my annoying brother talked to you? I'm only here to hide out from my brothers.
Matt: Your brothers will have my hide if you hide out here.
Connie: So, I saw you helping Dawn Marie. Are you two an item?
Matt: What, she doesn't even know me and it was a one time thing, and uh…and that's all I have to say.
Dawn Marie: Is this Matt Lo's room?
Connie: I better leave…
She passed Dawn on her way out.
Connie: Between women, you better take good care of him.
Dawn Marie: I will, you don't have to worry about him.
Matt: So, what are you doing here?
Dawn Marie: I wanted to thank you for helping me.
Matt: It was nothing.
Dawn Marie: It might have been nothing to you, but it meant a whole lot to me.
She leaned over and kissed him on the lips. She then left the room and a dazed Matt. Edge and Christian rushed into Matt and Jeff's room. Sacha was sitting in a chair in the corner, obviously in timeout. Alyssa was chatting with Matt and was often given dirty looks from Sacha. Jeff was giving Sacha dirty looks when she did that to Alyssa.
Edge: Dudes and uh…dudettes!
Sacha: Great, now my partners are here.
Christian: We'll deal with you later Sacha right now we need your help Hardys.
Matt Hardy: What now?
Christian: Where's Lita?
Alyssa: She went home for a while.
Jeff: Do you need Lita's help?
Edge: No, Christian stay on topic. Casey has locked herself into our room and refuses to come out.
Matt Hardy: Let us help. We're used to this since Sacha goes through these kinds of moods when she has her monthly…
Sacha: Matt!
Jeff: Said a bit too much brother.
Alyssa: I think I could talk to her.
Matt: I'll come with you.
Edge: Go with Christian…I'll try to talk some sense into Sacha.
Alycia came into Brandy's room and saw the girl crying.
Alycia: What's wrong girl?
Brandy: When I woke up, Raven was on me sleeping.
Alycia: Was he clothed?
Brandy: Yeah, but I don't see why that would…
Alycia: Here's what happened, he give you massage, I run in with frying pan, bang boom, knock your boy toy out, I get Hardcore belt, then run out.
Brandy: So he didn't sleep with me?
Alycia: Nope…listen, can't stay long. I've got little Spike after me and with my luck; Maven will be after me soon.
Brandy: What have I done?
We see Raven walking alone slowly down the hall.
Raven: What did I do?
Roberta and Connie are playing video games. Kane comes in with a torch gun and starts chasing the girls. That happened until Nikki threw water balloons on him.
Kane: Ugh, wet!
Nikki: You shouldn't play with fire; it will only get you burnt.
Ric threw his hands down on Kaitlyn's desk. Charlene looks on amused at the Nature boy.
Ric: What do you mean that Cassandra is with Chris Jericho!?
Charlene: She said that Cassie was with Y2J.
Ric: Keep out of this.
Charlene: Hey, I'm a GM too! I guess nobody loves me…
She is interrupted by the sound of the phone.
Charlene: Hello?
Rhyno: It's Rhyno. Listen, I'm with Shane and Candace McMahon and want you to know that Chris Benoit is up and doing well.
Charlene: I'll be down there in a few minutes!
Kaitlyn: Go ahead, I'll take care of things at hand.
Charlene: Thanks, Katie.
She leaves the room. Ric is still upset.
Kaitlyn: I can't deal with you right now. You can have Sage join Evolution but Cassandra has asked to be with Jericho so no you can't have Cassandra.
Ric: If we can't have her, nobody can.
He stalks out of the room and who are there waiting for him, Triple H, Batista, and Randy Orton. Inside, Sarah and AJ come out from somewhere.
AJ: Why didn't you tell everybody about us?
Kaitlyn: I want to keep you two a surprise. Not even Charlene knows about you two yet.
Sarah: If that's how you want to keep us.
Batista: All went well I hope?
Triple H: We have the girls?
Ric: We got Sage…
Randy: What about Cassandra?
Ric: That one went straight to Kaitlyn and is now teamed up with Jericho.
Triple H: I've dealt with Jericho in the past; he is no threat to us.
Ric: Cassandra is a threat to us!
Batista: We'll get her back.
Sage: Why can't you leave the poor girl alone?
Guys: Sage?!
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Eternal Sailor Serenity: Things are heating up from Kurt getting Angelica back to Stone Cold Steve Austin acting a bit weird to Kane catching on that Undertaker and Cat Lea are flirting to Casey locking her brothers out of the room to Brandy blaming Raven for *things* that she found out weren't true thanks to Alycia to Dawn Marie and Matt Lo's kiss to the Evolution's desperate need for both Cassandra and Sage to Sage telling the guys to leave Cassie alone. *Pants* long sentence! Kane got a bit wet from the girls. Cassandra is going to have a handful with Jericho on her hands. Everybody's worried about Benoit and Edge is trying to talk some sense into Sacha. Kat and Taker, Brandy and Raven, and Dawn Marie and Matt Lo…Now there's a whole another story right there. Yea, this is the last chapter I have to rewrite! I'll try to get people more involved including the newbies Sarah and AJ. Bye, Bye!