Wrestling Woes Chapter 13: Plans Part 10; Sage
Eternal Sailor Serenity: I don't own anything. People have been asking me how I update so quickly and what's the secret. To tell the truth, there's no secret. I'm just an average high school girl who has a lot of time on her hands, too much. I get three hours a school day after school by myself. I also have a very good imagination. I guess I should start the story now, that's enough babbling about myself.
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Sage sits with Batista and Randy. The trio jumps out of their seats as Triple H and the others come in.
Sage: Do I have to go thru this match?
Roberta: Yep, the guys tried to get us out of it, but had no luck.
Triple H: I have to get some water for my entrance. Do you mind going to the curtain without me?
Shawn: Sure, go ahead.
Triple H: Randy, Ric, Batista…if too much goes on out there don't hesitate to interfere and cause a DQ. It is better to lose a match then watch Sage and Bobbie getting injured.
Randy: You can count on us!
Triple H goes out of the room. A little while later there's a knock on the door. Sage happily goes to answer it but it is none other then Kevin Nash. Batista hears Sage gasp and goes to the door. Sage is instantly pulled behind Batista.
Batista: What do you want?
Kevin: I was going to wish you guys' good luck out there.
Roberta: You would never do that. What do you have up your sleeve?
Kevin: Nothing…we have nothing at all.
He leaves and in a few minutes Shawn gets up.
Shawn: Looks like it's time for our match.
Roberta: Lets go to the ring then.
Sage: That's strange. Hunter should have been back here by now.
The nWo hits the ring. Shawn Michaels' song plays as Shawn comes out first so the girls aren't left alone in the ring with the nWo. His song plays again as Jewel (Roberta) comes out.
Scott: Aren't you going to look at your teammate?
Shawn: I'm not that stupid. As soon as I look, you will attack me then Roberta.
Show: Two down, one to go.
Jewel: Don't you mean two down, two to go?
Backstage, right at the curtain, Sage is waiting there. She has a worried and concerned look on her face.
Sage: It's almost my time to go out there. Where is Triple H?
Triple H's song blares out as she goes down to the ring. They wait for the song to play again signaling Triple H's entrance but it doesn't play. The opening bell rings.
Jewel: Where's Triple H?
Sage: I don't know, he was in the room a while ago. Then he went to get some water.
Shawn: You two, I'll handle this match. You two just hang around on the apron.
Shawn was a victim of a four men attack. Big Show and Kevin Nash took care of Shawn Michaels while X-Pac and Scott Hall slid out of the ring to chase the girls. Jewel tried to get Scott in the Sharpshooter, but both Hall and X-Pac attacked her. Sage had a choice on who to help while standing on the top turnbuckle. She could help Jewel or she could help Shawn. Shawn was the only one who could save them all right now, so she tried to Frog Splash the two men on HBK. Big Show caught her and gave her a strong Bear Hug. Soon, very soon, a voice plays on the titantron. It says "Time to Play the Game…" then there is laughter after that. A very bloody Triple H limps down to the ring carrying a sledgehammer. X-Pac was about to set Jewel up for the X-Factor, but Triple H hits him and Scott Hall in the ribs with the sledgehammer. Kevin Nash quickly gets out of the ring and leaves with Hall and X-Pac.
Shawn: What took you so long buddy?
Triple H: Lets just take care of Show.
Shawn turns around and delivers Sweet Chin Music to the back of Big Show's head.
Triple H: How are you Sage?
Sage: I never want to be in a bear hug again!
Triple H: How about my bear hug?
Sage: Well I guess only that one.
Jewel: So is anyone going to pin Slow and help me up!?
Shawn: I'll get Jewel. Let Sage pin Show to embarrass the nWo.
Sage pinned Show and Jewel was helped up. They decided not to go to the medics' in the back. They went to the Evolution's locker room. What they saw, shocked them…
Sage: Who could have done this?!
Roberta: This is terrible!
Triple H: I might have an idea…
The nWo were in the medics' room. They were getting a beating there from Alycia, Christian, Casey, and Raven…who was hiding out there. The Hurricane was also there, checking out how Casey was and beating on nWo.
Casey: That's for plaguing our WWE!
Raven: That's for destroying lives!
Christian: That's for my anger with Edge and Sacha.
Hurricane: That's for my anger with Casey being injured.
Alycia: That's for out of all of these people, I don't know you personally and you haven't introduced yourselves!
Doctor: That's enough, or else I'll have to kick you all out of here.
The nWo is taken to another section of the room. Alycia looks at Raven then at Brandy,
Alycia: You know, Brandy's safe here with me, Christian, and Casey right?
Raven: Right…
Alycia: Okay just wanted to make sure you knew.
She said that as she took a tire iron and knocked out Raven. She then dragged Brandy over Raven's body and Brandy becomes the new champion.
Casey: Why did you go and do that?
Christian: Well, it was originally her belt.
Alycia: Now it's Raven's turn to wake up with an unconscious person on him. Lets go wait in the waiting room.
Christian: I wonder what Maven, Al, and Spike are doing?
We get a picture of the three mentioned blaming each other for what happened. Maven has a steel chair, Al has a steel pipe, and Spike has a steel table. They keep on hitting each other like The Three Stooges. The Hardys music plays throughout the arena. Matt Hardy and Jeff Hardy run out to do their usual poses. Alyssa and Nikki come out too and do their own poses. Out of the four of them, the one doing the craziest and extreme poses are Alyssa. They run into the ring and await their opponents. Matt Hardy gets a kiss from Alyssa and he blushes.
Matt Hardy: Here's what is going to happen, you two leave the fighting to Jeff and me. We can take care of the others, but watch out on the outside for the APA, Taker, and Jones.
Jeff: Nikki, have fun, relax, and maybe we can get to know each other when Matt, Lita, Alyssa, Sacha, Edge, Christian, and Casey go out to eat.
Nikki: That sounds fun.
Alyssa: We'll be careful only if you two are.
Nikki: I feel a little left out since you are Team Xtreme and I'm not.
Matt Hardy: Don't worry, just focus on the match.
Jeff: You are all ready a part of the clan.
Alyssa: Clan?
Jeff: The people going out to eat is our clan.
"Dead Man Walking" was heard and Undertaker and Nathan Jones came to the ring with Cat Lea. The Hardys helped the girls out of the ring.
Nathan: Stay out of the match ladies.
Undertaker: We can handle them just like we handled the Hardys and Lita a while ago.
Cat: I don't think you should have said that…
Backstage Edge and Sacha were watching the match. Sacha was feeling sorry that she caused some sparks between Edge and Christian. She was shocked when Undertaker spoke.
Edge: What's wrong?
Sacha: I think Taker did a mistake saying that. The Hardys remember the career ending injuries they received from him and what happened to Lita because of him. Lita was Matt's girlfriend back then.
The Hardys leapt at Undertaker, now eager to start the match and get a bit of retribution from the dead man. Nathan went to help his partner after getting Cat out of the ring, but Taker didn't need any help. The four men started brawling and the two girls decided it was safer to stay off the apron. The APA's music started to play. None of the four men paid any attention, but both girls saw the APA appearing under the titantron. They tried to warn the Hardys but the Hardys didn't hear them…then she appeared under the titantron with Faarooq and Bradshaw. The girls were shocked…how could she be with them? Cat Lea was not as shocked but still couldn't believe it.
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Eternal Sailor Serenity: I would like to get out first that I don't own The Three Stooges. Okay, sorry about the two cliffhangers in this chapter. I've got to have some fun! Don't worry you'll find out what happened in the Evolution's locker room and who is the girl with the APA. The Hardys and Taker and Jones are fighting before the opening bell. The nWo are getting another beating in the medics' room. Sage pinned Big Show…uh oh, the nWo isn't going to take that lying down. Lets see if they get some payback for the embarrassment. I have a question to leave you with…why wasn't Batista, Randy, or even Flair at the ring for the others? And what happened to Triple H to leave him so bloody?
Eternal Sailor Serenity: I don't own anything. People have been asking me how I update so quickly and what's the secret. To tell the truth, there's no secret. I'm just an average high school girl who has a lot of time on her hands, too much. I get three hours a school day after school by myself. I also have a very good imagination. I guess I should start the story now, that's enough babbling about myself.
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Sage sits with Batista and Randy. The trio jumps out of their seats as Triple H and the others come in.
Sage: Do I have to go thru this match?
Roberta: Yep, the guys tried to get us out of it, but had no luck.
Triple H: I have to get some water for my entrance. Do you mind going to the curtain without me?
Shawn: Sure, go ahead.
Triple H: Randy, Ric, Batista…if too much goes on out there don't hesitate to interfere and cause a DQ. It is better to lose a match then watch Sage and Bobbie getting injured.
Randy: You can count on us!
Triple H goes out of the room. A little while later there's a knock on the door. Sage happily goes to answer it but it is none other then Kevin Nash. Batista hears Sage gasp and goes to the door. Sage is instantly pulled behind Batista.
Batista: What do you want?
Kevin: I was going to wish you guys' good luck out there.
Roberta: You would never do that. What do you have up your sleeve?
Kevin: Nothing…we have nothing at all.
He leaves and in a few minutes Shawn gets up.
Shawn: Looks like it's time for our match.
Roberta: Lets go to the ring then.
Sage: That's strange. Hunter should have been back here by now.
The nWo hits the ring. Shawn Michaels' song plays as Shawn comes out first so the girls aren't left alone in the ring with the nWo. His song plays again as Jewel (Roberta) comes out.
Scott: Aren't you going to look at your teammate?
Shawn: I'm not that stupid. As soon as I look, you will attack me then Roberta.
Show: Two down, one to go.
Jewel: Don't you mean two down, two to go?
Backstage, right at the curtain, Sage is waiting there. She has a worried and concerned look on her face.
Sage: It's almost my time to go out there. Where is Triple H?
Triple H's song blares out as she goes down to the ring. They wait for the song to play again signaling Triple H's entrance but it doesn't play. The opening bell rings.
Jewel: Where's Triple H?
Sage: I don't know, he was in the room a while ago. Then he went to get some water.
Shawn: You two, I'll handle this match. You two just hang around on the apron.
Shawn was a victim of a four men attack. Big Show and Kevin Nash took care of Shawn Michaels while X-Pac and Scott Hall slid out of the ring to chase the girls. Jewel tried to get Scott in the Sharpshooter, but both Hall and X-Pac attacked her. Sage had a choice on who to help while standing on the top turnbuckle. She could help Jewel or she could help Shawn. Shawn was the only one who could save them all right now, so she tried to Frog Splash the two men on HBK. Big Show caught her and gave her a strong Bear Hug. Soon, very soon, a voice plays on the titantron. It says "Time to Play the Game…" then there is laughter after that. A very bloody Triple H limps down to the ring carrying a sledgehammer. X-Pac was about to set Jewel up for the X-Factor, but Triple H hits him and Scott Hall in the ribs with the sledgehammer. Kevin Nash quickly gets out of the ring and leaves with Hall and X-Pac.
Shawn: What took you so long buddy?
Triple H: Lets just take care of Show.
Shawn turns around and delivers Sweet Chin Music to the back of Big Show's head.
Triple H: How are you Sage?
Sage: I never want to be in a bear hug again!
Triple H: How about my bear hug?
Sage: Well I guess only that one.
Jewel: So is anyone going to pin Slow and help me up!?
Shawn: I'll get Jewel. Let Sage pin Show to embarrass the nWo.
Sage pinned Show and Jewel was helped up. They decided not to go to the medics' in the back. They went to the Evolution's locker room. What they saw, shocked them…
Sage: Who could have done this?!
Roberta: This is terrible!
Triple H: I might have an idea…
The nWo were in the medics' room. They were getting a beating there from Alycia, Christian, Casey, and Raven…who was hiding out there. The Hurricane was also there, checking out how Casey was and beating on nWo.
Casey: That's for plaguing our WWE!
Raven: That's for destroying lives!
Christian: That's for my anger with Edge and Sacha.
Hurricane: That's for my anger with Casey being injured.
Alycia: That's for out of all of these people, I don't know you personally and you haven't introduced yourselves!
Doctor: That's enough, or else I'll have to kick you all out of here.
The nWo is taken to another section of the room. Alycia looks at Raven then at Brandy,
Alycia: You know, Brandy's safe here with me, Christian, and Casey right?
Raven: Right…
Alycia: Okay just wanted to make sure you knew.
She said that as she took a tire iron and knocked out Raven. She then dragged Brandy over Raven's body and Brandy becomes the new champion.
Casey: Why did you go and do that?
Christian: Well, it was originally her belt.
Alycia: Now it's Raven's turn to wake up with an unconscious person on him. Lets go wait in the waiting room.
Christian: I wonder what Maven, Al, and Spike are doing?
We get a picture of the three mentioned blaming each other for what happened. Maven has a steel chair, Al has a steel pipe, and Spike has a steel table. They keep on hitting each other like The Three Stooges. The Hardys music plays throughout the arena. Matt Hardy and Jeff Hardy run out to do their usual poses. Alyssa and Nikki come out too and do their own poses. Out of the four of them, the one doing the craziest and extreme poses are Alyssa. They run into the ring and await their opponents. Matt Hardy gets a kiss from Alyssa and he blushes.
Matt Hardy: Here's what is going to happen, you two leave the fighting to Jeff and me. We can take care of the others, but watch out on the outside for the APA, Taker, and Jones.
Jeff: Nikki, have fun, relax, and maybe we can get to know each other when Matt, Lita, Alyssa, Sacha, Edge, Christian, and Casey go out to eat.
Nikki: That sounds fun.
Alyssa: We'll be careful only if you two are.
Nikki: I feel a little left out since you are Team Xtreme and I'm not.
Matt Hardy: Don't worry, just focus on the match.
Jeff: You are all ready a part of the clan.
Alyssa: Clan?
Jeff: The people going out to eat is our clan.
"Dead Man Walking" was heard and Undertaker and Nathan Jones came to the ring with Cat Lea. The Hardys helped the girls out of the ring.
Nathan: Stay out of the match ladies.
Undertaker: We can handle them just like we handled the Hardys and Lita a while ago.
Cat: I don't think you should have said that…
Backstage Edge and Sacha were watching the match. Sacha was feeling sorry that she caused some sparks between Edge and Christian. She was shocked when Undertaker spoke.
Edge: What's wrong?
Sacha: I think Taker did a mistake saying that. The Hardys remember the career ending injuries they received from him and what happened to Lita because of him. Lita was Matt's girlfriend back then.
The Hardys leapt at Undertaker, now eager to start the match and get a bit of retribution from the dead man. Nathan went to help his partner after getting Cat out of the ring, but Taker didn't need any help. The four men started brawling and the two girls decided it was safer to stay off the apron. The APA's music started to play. None of the four men paid any attention, but both girls saw the APA appearing under the titantron. They tried to warn the Hardys but the Hardys didn't hear them…then she appeared under the titantron with Faarooq and Bradshaw. The girls were shocked…how could she be with them? Cat Lea was not as shocked but still couldn't believe it.
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Eternal Sailor Serenity: I would like to get out first that I don't own The Three Stooges. Okay, sorry about the two cliffhangers in this chapter. I've got to have some fun! Don't worry you'll find out what happened in the Evolution's locker room and who is the girl with the APA. The Hardys and Taker and Jones are fighting before the opening bell. The nWo are getting another beating in the medics' room. Sage pinned Big Show…uh oh, the nWo isn't going to take that lying down. Lets see if they get some payback for the embarrassment. I have a question to leave you with…why wasn't Batista, Randy, or even Flair at the ring for the others? And what happened to Triple H to leave him so bloody?