Wrestling Woes Chapter 16: Plans Part 13; Cat Lea
Eternal Sailor Serenity: What's going on folks? I'm still sick…that's all here. I guess we'll start off with the McMahon vs. McMahon match. I don't own anything here.
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Shane and Candace circled around each other. They used arm drags to toss each other around. The match lasted about three minutes until someone's theme music started. The nWo's Kevin Nash and X-Pac walked to the ring. They had been released from the hospital.
Shane: I think we should end this match.
Candace: Lets double-team them.
Kevin: I don't think so…ready partner?
Unknown to the McMahons' both members had a steel chair. They performed a perfect Con-Chair-to to Shane. They were about to go after Candace but Hurricane and Casey Copeland ran out to stop them. Backstage, Matt Hardy was putting on his wrestling gear. Sacha stood by the door peering on after him. Jeff Hardy made it to the room, leaving all the other girls back in his room.
Jeff: Matt, you don't have to go thru this.
Matt Hardy: Jeff, Sacha, you two have to stay backstage.
Sacha: But Matt, Lita has Faarooq and Bradshaw at her side. Nash and Pac might be there too and the Evolution isn't doing too good.
Matt Hardy: I'm still going. Now can you two please leave…?
They left the room and passed Nathan Jones and a smirking Matt Lo.
Matt: Don't worry about your brother too much.
Sacha: He's going up against about five people. He's all alone.
Nathan: We'll see about that.
Jeff: I think we should be getting back to my locker room to calm down those hormone-raging females.
Sacha: I have to talk to both Edge and Christian.
Jeff: You need any help?
Sacha: I have to face Christian sooner or later.
She left him alone as Cat Lea calmed down. Taker, Connie, and Kane had to put up with her rage for a long time. Connie and Kane left the room so Cat and Undertaker could be alone.
Undertaker: Are you okay now?
Cat: Why are you so concerned about me!?
Undertaker: Why should I not be?
Cat: Usually my badass attitude scares everybody away except for you, Connie, Kane, and Nathan Jones…why?
Undertaker: You're talking to the worse bad ass around. Connie has a bad temper too. Kane is used to it being around Connie and me, and Nathan…well he's been in jail for a while so he's probably seen some bad things.
Cat: Thanks…
Undertaker: One more thing…I…well…I love you…
Cat: You what?!
Undertaker: I don't want to see anything bad happen to you and would understand if you didn't feel the same…
Cat: I love you too…
The cameraman filming this is suddenly blocked by a big Kane. Sacha arrived at Edge, Casey, and Christian's locker room. Christian was with Casey on the one side of the room. Edge was alone on the other side.
Sacha: We need to talk.
Christian: What do you want?
Casey: Christian!
Christian: Sorry…
Sacha: I'm here to tell you that I'm sorry for breaking you apart.
Edge: It's not your…
Sacha: This is all my fault. I am going to talk to Charlene and Kaitlyn and join up with my brothers and Alyssa to make Team Xtreme.
Edge: Don't leave me…us!
Sacha: Don't worry love, I would never leave you.
Casey stood up quickly as Sacha went to leave.
Sacha: Protect and stay with them…
Casey: Always.
Sacha: You don't seem that bad, maybe we could hang once in a while.
Casey: Our brothers might come together.
Sacha: Bye.
Matt Hardy hit the ring. He thought he had a secret weapon…his rookie friend Shannon Moore. Shannon was his valet. The next music was a mix between the nWo and APA. Lita, Acolytes, and two nWo members hit the ring. Standing silently near the curtain was Matt Lo and Nathan Jones. They quietly nodded to each other before heading to a locker room.
Lita: Matt, why how good to see you again. How's your neck?
Matt Hardy: This time you will be the one getting the Twist of Fate!
Faarooq: We'll see about that boy!
Bradshaw: You aren't winning this one.
Kevin: Don't worry, we've got everything planned.
X-Pac: This will be interesting.
Shannon: Good luck Matt!
Now Matt was wishing Jeff was out there with him. During the match, the Acolytes took out Shannon Moore. Now Matt Hardy was alone…until Matt Lo and Nathan Jones played the song for T&A. Test and Albert came to ring. They instantly took down the APA. Shawn Michaels and Triple H came to take care of the nWo. Matt Lo and Nathan weren't done yet. They ran down to the ring with one thing left planned in their agenda. They kidnapped Lita! Backstage, Matt and Nathan were running to Matt Lo's car.
Matt: So you think we should bring her there?
Nathan: Don't worry about her…she'll give us no trouble.
Matt: They'll call us out…
Nathan: They can't get what they can't find. Are they back there too?
Matt: Let me ask, they were supposed to hide back there ten minutes before Hardys' match. Dawn Marie, darling…are you back there?
Dawn Marie: I'm back here containing the beast.
Nathan: Okay, good luck. You back there too, sweetie?
Alycia: Yep, I'm back here too!
Jeff and Nikki finally kicked all of the girls out. Matt Hardy was sitting there still fuming.
Matt Hardy: I still didn't get my hands on Lita and that Lo and Jones interrupted my match.
Jeff: You're lucky Matt and Nathan brought Hunter, Shawn, Test, and Albert to come help you out.
Nikki: I think Lita is getting paid back…the two guys kidnapped her after all.
Matt Hardy: I hope Shan's okay after being manhandled.
Nikki: The Pump Handle Slam and Baldo Bomb the APA got must hurt more then anything APA could do to little Shannon.
Alyssa: Matt, are you in here?
Jeff: Yes, he's in here now.
Alyssa: Good, because I'm coming in with Sacha.
Jeff Hardy: So, why are you here?
Alyssa: Sacha left Edge and Christian. She wants to join up with Team Xtreme.
Matt Hardy: Did one of them hurt you in anyway because if they did…
Sacha: They did no such thing. I left on my own and I love Edge! He's my boyfriend and I have to leave him.
Jeff: It's going to be okay…you'll see him.
Nikki: I hope Christian and Edge are back together.
Bryan, AJ, Sarah, Charlene, and Kaitlyn were still drunk at the bar.
Charlene: Get me another wine cooler!
Bryan: I think you had enough.
Charlene: Get me another one or else you're fired!
AJ: Get her another one so we can get back to dancing on stage!
Sarah: I'm gonna dance onstage too!
Kaitlyn: Tomorrow we're going to have one hell of a hangover.
Charlene: We'll be fine, partner. I just hope the others are behaving back at the arena.
Sarah: Come on, lets party.
AJ: I'm going to ask for a raise now.
Charlene & Kaitlyn: Dream on!!!
Sage wondered into the wrestling common room. Nobody was there except Angelica. She looked as if to be in a deep thought.
Sage: You okay Angie?
Angelica: Not really…how about you?
Sage: Same here. So, what's wrong in your life?
Angelica: I'm just really scared about a few things.
Sage: You know, Austin will probably not choose you for a match. I'm not saying that you're weak or anything like that, but wouldn't Stone Cold choose a guy and a pretty good wrestler?
Angelica: I guess so but I'm also afraid of a wrestler. More like three of them.
Sage: Which ones?
Angelica: I'm afraid of Kurt Angle and his new team that consists of Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas. Chris Benoit still has his medals and Kurt hasn't gone after me yet. What if he does?
Sage: You shouldn't worry about that right now. Austin has Kane to worry about and you should be there to stop Cat Lea and/or Connie.
Angelica: I guess you're right…so what's wrong with you?
Sage: This whole reign of the nWo and APA. Triple H was badly hurt before our match. Randy Orton and Batista are at the hospital right now where Big Show and Scott Hall are. I'm worried about them.
Angelica: I'm sorry they were hurt…
Sage: Don't be…listen, I have to go meet Hunter. I'll see you around.
She left Angelica as she went back into her thoughts. A camera shows the HBK and Roberta kissing in Shawn's locker room. Roberta gets angry and throws her high heel shoe at the cameraman. Candace McMahon and Shane McMahon were talking to their father Vince.
Vince: You two fought pretty good out there.
Candace: Thanks daddy.
Shane: The baby McMahon could never beat me.
Candace: Well you didn't beat me either!
Vince: Sibling rivalry…where's Steph and Linda to break this up?
Jericho was in his locker room. Cassandra was pissed off at Jericho and upset about Batista. Connie was with her because Cassie didn't want to blow up at Jericho without someone being there.
Jericho: So, what do you want "sister"?
Cassandra: How dare you do that to Christian? He used to be your tag-team partner and joint tag-team champion.
Jericho: So the keyword is used…he used to be that. Now he's with Edge and Casey and even that ho, Sacha.
Connie: You're right!
Cassandra: You're supposed to be on my side, Connie!
Connie: Sorry.
Jericho: Is that why you're here?
Cassandra: Not just that. It's bad enough you hurt Christian, you hit Casey Copeland with a chair and laid her out. She was no threat and you left her with a concussion! Then you placed Sacha Hardy in the Walls of Jericho! What have the Hardys done to you?!
Jericho: I got her off of you, didn't I?
Cassandra: You did, but you shouldn't have gone all the way to put her in your submission hold.
Jericho: Sister dear, I can do what I want to because I'm king of the world!!
Cassandra: I am not your sister, and I quit working with you. I'll just find some other wrestler to hang out with.
Jericho: Fine then, leave…get out!!
Cassandra left the locker room in a rage and tearful state. Connie stayed in the room.
Connie: You know…I'll be your new partner, Jericho.
Raven woke up and saw Brandy on top of him. He realized what had happened and what Alycia did. He slowly picked up Brandy and walked into the hallway. He quietly passed the stooges still hitting each other. (Snow, Maven, Spike)
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Eternal Sailor Serenity: Let see what's going on. Connie wants to be Jericho's new partner after Cassie left them. Sacha left E&C for Team Xtreme. Naughty Nathan and Matt Lo…they kidnapped Lita with Torrie and Alycia and we still don't know whom Stone Cold Steve Austin's partner for the match next is. Keep on reading and reviewing…thanx.
Eternal Sailor Serenity: What's going on folks? I'm still sick…that's all here. I guess we'll start off with the McMahon vs. McMahon match. I don't own anything here.
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Shane and Candace circled around each other. They used arm drags to toss each other around. The match lasted about three minutes until someone's theme music started. The nWo's Kevin Nash and X-Pac walked to the ring. They had been released from the hospital.
Shane: I think we should end this match.
Candace: Lets double-team them.
Kevin: I don't think so…ready partner?
Unknown to the McMahons' both members had a steel chair. They performed a perfect Con-Chair-to to Shane. They were about to go after Candace but Hurricane and Casey Copeland ran out to stop them. Backstage, Matt Hardy was putting on his wrestling gear. Sacha stood by the door peering on after him. Jeff Hardy made it to the room, leaving all the other girls back in his room.
Jeff: Matt, you don't have to go thru this.
Matt Hardy: Jeff, Sacha, you two have to stay backstage.
Sacha: But Matt, Lita has Faarooq and Bradshaw at her side. Nash and Pac might be there too and the Evolution isn't doing too good.
Matt Hardy: I'm still going. Now can you two please leave…?
They left the room and passed Nathan Jones and a smirking Matt Lo.
Matt: Don't worry about your brother too much.
Sacha: He's going up against about five people. He's all alone.
Nathan: We'll see about that.
Jeff: I think we should be getting back to my locker room to calm down those hormone-raging females.
Sacha: I have to talk to both Edge and Christian.
Jeff: You need any help?
Sacha: I have to face Christian sooner or later.
She left him alone as Cat Lea calmed down. Taker, Connie, and Kane had to put up with her rage for a long time. Connie and Kane left the room so Cat and Undertaker could be alone.
Undertaker: Are you okay now?
Cat: Why are you so concerned about me!?
Undertaker: Why should I not be?
Cat: Usually my badass attitude scares everybody away except for you, Connie, Kane, and Nathan Jones…why?
Undertaker: You're talking to the worse bad ass around. Connie has a bad temper too. Kane is used to it being around Connie and me, and Nathan…well he's been in jail for a while so he's probably seen some bad things.
Cat: Thanks…
Undertaker: One more thing…I…well…I love you…
Cat: You what?!
Undertaker: I don't want to see anything bad happen to you and would understand if you didn't feel the same…
Cat: I love you too…
The cameraman filming this is suddenly blocked by a big Kane. Sacha arrived at Edge, Casey, and Christian's locker room. Christian was with Casey on the one side of the room. Edge was alone on the other side.
Sacha: We need to talk.
Christian: What do you want?
Casey: Christian!
Christian: Sorry…
Sacha: I'm here to tell you that I'm sorry for breaking you apart.
Edge: It's not your…
Sacha: This is all my fault. I am going to talk to Charlene and Kaitlyn and join up with my brothers and Alyssa to make Team Xtreme.
Edge: Don't leave me…us!
Sacha: Don't worry love, I would never leave you.
Casey stood up quickly as Sacha went to leave.
Sacha: Protect and stay with them…
Casey: Always.
Sacha: You don't seem that bad, maybe we could hang once in a while.
Casey: Our brothers might come together.
Sacha: Bye.
Matt Hardy hit the ring. He thought he had a secret weapon…his rookie friend Shannon Moore. Shannon was his valet. The next music was a mix between the nWo and APA. Lita, Acolytes, and two nWo members hit the ring. Standing silently near the curtain was Matt Lo and Nathan Jones. They quietly nodded to each other before heading to a locker room.
Lita: Matt, why how good to see you again. How's your neck?
Matt Hardy: This time you will be the one getting the Twist of Fate!
Faarooq: We'll see about that boy!
Bradshaw: You aren't winning this one.
Kevin: Don't worry, we've got everything planned.
X-Pac: This will be interesting.
Shannon: Good luck Matt!
Now Matt was wishing Jeff was out there with him. During the match, the Acolytes took out Shannon Moore. Now Matt Hardy was alone…until Matt Lo and Nathan Jones played the song for T&A. Test and Albert came to ring. They instantly took down the APA. Shawn Michaels and Triple H came to take care of the nWo. Matt Lo and Nathan weren't done yet. They ran down to the ring with one thing left planned in their agenda. They kidnapped Lita! Backstage, Matt and Nathan were running to Matt Lo's car.
Matt: So you think we should bring her there?
Nathan: Don't worry about her…she'll give us no trouble.
Matt: They'll call us out…
Nathan: They can't get what they can't find. Are they back there too?
Matt: Let me ask, they were supposed to hide back there ten minutes before Hardys' match. Dawn Marie, darling…are you back there?
Dawn Marie: I'm back here containing the beast.
Nathan: Okay, good luck. You back there too, sweetie?
Alycia: Yep, I'm back here too!
Jeff and Nikki finally kicked all of the girls out. Matt Hardy was sitting there still fuming.
Matt Hardy: I still didn't get my hands on Lita and that Lo and Jones interrupted my match.
Jeff: You're lucky Matt and Nathan brought Hunter, Shawn, Test, and Albert to come help you out.
Nikki: I think Lita is getting paid back…the two guys kidnapped her after all.
Matt Hardy: I hope Shan's okay after being manhandled.
Nikki: The Pump Handle Slam and Baldo Bomb the APA got must hurt more then anything APA could do to little Shannon.
Alyssa: Matt, are you in here?
Jeff: Yes, he's in here now.
Alyssa: Good, because I'm coming in with Sacha.
Jeff Hardy: So, why are you here?
Alyssa: Sacha left Edge and Christian. She wants to join up with Team Xtreme.
Matt Hardy: Did one of them hurt you in anyway because if they did…
Sacha: They did no such thing. I left on my own and I love Edge! He's my boyfriend and I have to leave him.
Jeff: It's going to be okay…you'll see him.
Nikki: I hope Christian and Edge are back together.
Bryan, AJ, Sarah, Charlene, and Kaitlyn were still drunk at the bar.
Charlene: Get me another wine cooler!
Bryan: I think you had enough.
Charlene: Get me another one or else you're fired!
AJ: Get her another one so we can get back to dancing on stage!
Sarah: I'm gonna dance onstage too!
Kaitlyn: Tomorrow we're going to have one hell of a hangover.
Charlene: We'll be fine, partner. I just hope the others are behaving back at the arena.
Sarah: Come on, lets party.
AJ: I'm going to ask for a raise now.
Charlene & Kaitlyn: Dream on!!!
Sage wondered into the wrestling common room. Nobody was there except Angelica. She looked as if to be in a deep thought.
Sage: You okay Angie?
Angelica: Not really…how about you?
Sage: Same here. So, what's wrong in your life?
Angelica: I'm just really scared about a few things.
Sage: You know, Austin will probably not choose you for a match. I'm not saying that you're weak or anything like that, but wouldn't Stone Cold choose a guy and a pretty good wrestler?
Angelica: I guess so but I'm also afraid of a wrestler. More like three of them.
Sage: Which ones?
Angelica: I'm afraid of Kurt Angle and his new team that consists of Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas. Chris Benoit still has his medals and Kurt hasn't gone after me yet. What if he does?
Sage: You shouldn't worry about that right now. Austin has Kane to worry about and you should be there to stop Cat Lea and/or Connie.
Angelica: I guess you're right…so what's wrong with you?
Sage: This whole reign of the nWo and APA. Triple H was badly hurt before our match. Randy Orton and Batista are at the hospital right now where Big Show and Scott Hall are. I'm worried about them.
Angelica: I'm sorry they were hurt…
Sage: Don't be…listen, I have to go meet Hunter. I'll see you around.
She left Angelica as she went back into her thoughts. A camera shows the HBK and Roberta kissing in Shawn's locker room. Roberta gets angry and throws her high heel shoe at the cameraman. Candace McMahon and Shane McMahon were talking to their father Vince.
Vince: You two fought pretty good out there.
Candace: Thanks daddy.
Shane: The baby McMahon could never beat me.
Candace: Well you didn't beat me either!
Vince: Sibling rivalry…where's Steph and Linda to break this up?
Jericho was in his locker room. Cassandra was pissed off at Jericho and upset about Batista. Connie was with her because Cassie didn't want to blow up at Jericho without someone being there.
Jericho: So, what do you want "sister"?
Cassandra: How dare you do that to Christian? He used to be your tag-team partner and joint tag-team champion.
Jericho: So the keyword is used…he used to be that. Now he's with Edge and Casey and even that ho, Sacha.
Connie: You're right!
Cassandra: You're supposed to be on my side, Connie!
Connie: Sorry.
Jericho: Is that why you're here?
Cassandra: Not just that. It's bad enough you hurt Christian, you hit Casey Copeland with a chair and laid her out. She was no threat and you left her with a concussion! Then you placed Sacha Hardy in the Walls of Jericho! What have the Hardys done to you?!
Jericho: I got her off of you, didn't I?
Cassandra: You did, but you shouldn't have gone all the way to put her in your submission hold.
Jericho: Sister dear, I can do what I want to because I'm king of the world!!
Cassandra: I am not your sister, and I quit working with you. I'll just find some other wrestler to hang out with.
Jericho: Fine then, leave…get out!!
Cassandra left the locker room in a rage and tearful state. Connie stayed in the room.
Connie: You know…I'll be your new partner, Jericho.
Raven woke up and saw Brandy on top of him. He realized what had happened and what Alycia did. He slowly picked up Brandy and walked into the hallway. He quietly passed the stooges still hitting each other. (Snow, Maven, Spike)
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Eternal Sailor Serenity: Let see what's going on. Connie wants to be Jericho's new partner after Cassie left them. Sacha left E&C for Team Xtreme. Naughty Nathan and Matt Lo…they kidnapped Lita with Torrie and Alycia and we still don't know whom Stone Cold Steve Austin's partner for the match next is. Keep on reading and reviewing…thanx.