Wrestling Woes Chapter 17: Plans Part 14; Angelica
Eternal Sailor Serenity: I hope everybody's having a good weekend. Yikes, I'm sunburned! The Kane/Austin and someone else match will take place in this chapter…which I don't own. I don't own anything but my sunburned self. Read and review like always. Yeah I'm happy…I'm in a few Mary sues myself!
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Brandy woke up the next morning. She was in someone's locker room, but whom did it belong to? There was a note with breakfast and flowers close by.
Brandy: Good morning Sunshine…I thought you might be hungry. I'll meet you at the arena around five. Your secret admirer. It must be Raven…
Very much later that day…the two GM's got themselves to the arena. They were having major hangovers. Bryan was helping them in.
Charlene: We shouldn't have drunk so much.
Kaitlyn: I agree, we overdid it a bit.
Charlene: Why didn't you stop us Sarge?!
Bryan: You threatened to fire me if I did stop you.
Charlene: And you believed me?
Kaitlyn and Charlene chuckled at Bryan's blank expression…then they groaned from the hangover. Torrie came into the room looking for Bryan.
Torrie: There you are, honey.
Kaitlyn: You're excused Bryan.
Bryan: Thanks…
He left the room with Torrie as Shane McMahon and Rhyno come for the GM's. Kaitlyn cuddled up with Shane then groaned again.
Shane: You okay?
Kaitlyn: I remember we have to watch that Austin and Kane match later.
Charlene: Do I have too?
Rhyno: I want to know who Stone Cold will pick to be his partner.
Shane: Five bucks it's Angelica…
Rhyno: Five bucks it's Rocky…
Charlene: Five bucks it's one of the rookie divas.
Kaitlyn: I'll give anyone five dollars to get the hell out of my room!
Charlene: It's my room too!
Austin was talking to Angelica.
Austin: Angel, you will be out there for my match.
Angelica: Don't tell me you picked me as your partner.
Austin: Don't worry Angel; all will go well…now lets get going to the ring.
Angelica: Okay Austin.
Kane hit the ring with his music. He did his usual things then Austin and Star (Angelica) hit the ring when Austin's music went off. Star waited for two minutes, waiting for another wrestler's music to go on. All her fears were confirmed when none played. Just as Kane approached Austin and Star, another theme started playing. Chris Benoit walked towards the ring, cracking his neck.
Kane: So Benoit's your partner?
Stone Cold: The one and only Crippler…master of the crossface.
Benoit: Hey Angel…
Star: Hi Chris…
Kane: I should have allowed my brother and sister to come to the ring.
They started the match and the Benoit/Austin team were always in the lead. At the end of the match, Kurt Angle came to the ring thru the crowd. He pulled Star out of the ring by her legs. Benoit saw, Irish-whipped himself of the ropes, then jumped over then onto Angle in a cross body. Austin, still in the ring gave Kane a Stunner to finish off the Big Red Machine. Austin then helped Benoit take care of Austin. Star sat on the turnbuckle, watching the two guys beat on Kurt. Sarah was seen chilling with Brian Kendricks AKA Spanky in the lounge.
Sarah: I hear you're new here Spanky.
Spanky: I've worked backstage before.
Sarah: I was wondering if you would like to show me around sometime?
All Spanky could do was drool at the girl…(rookies!)…well anyway Casey was with Edge and Christian. There was a knock on the door. It was none other then The Hurricane, Casey's new boyfriend. He had chocolate for Casey.
Hurricane: Sweets for the sweetest girl on planet Earth.
Casey: What about on Superman's planet?
Hurricane: On this planet and ever other planet in this whole galaxy…even more beautiful then Wonder Woman and Mighty Molly!
Christian: You miss little Molly Holly, don't you?
Hurricane: She was my sidekick.
Casey: I'm going out, see ya later.
Edge: Oh no, you are not going out with him!
Casey: Lets go Hurricane, before Edge follows or makes Christian follow us.
They left the room. Edge and Christian were still talking.
Edge: Chris…are you sure we shouldn't…
Christian: I'm sure we shouldn't follow her. As much as Hurri-dork is not good enough for Case, we have more important things.
Edge: That would be…?
Christian: We need another diva with us. Now that Sacha is gone and all…
Edge: I have the perfect chick for you.
Christian: Who…tell me who is it?!
Edge: Christian…meet AJ.
AJ: Hi, you guys were looking for a diva? That reeks of awesomeness!
Christian: Babe…that's like so reeks of awesomeness!!!
Edge: I guess you'll fit in and Casey can join Hurri-dork if she wants…
Candace and Stephanie McMahon were talking. Cassandra, still furious over Jericho came storming past them…so they decided to stop her.
Steph: Miss Conner? What seems to be the matter?
Candace: Stephanie stop being so formal. That is if you want to fit in around with the new rookies. This is how it goes…hey Cassie, what's going on here?
Cassandra: I left Jericho.
Candace: Why? Chris Jericho is an okay guy once you get to know him.
Steph: Little sister, leave this one to me. It's understandable after what Y2Jerk did to E&C and Sacha and Casey. Chris was always such an idiot when I was around him.
Cassandra: I want you two to tell your father that I want a match with Jericho as soon as he can make it. I don't care what kind of match it is.
Candace & Steph: Sure…
Cassandra stormed off again. A camera is seen backstage with Connie and the so-called, self-proclaimed…"King of the World" Chris Jericho.
Jericho: I guess I'll have to tell the audience that Cassandra was an adopted sister and we aren't really partners anymore.
Connie: Don't forget…I'm your partner so…
Jericho: So??
Connie: You better listen and do everything I say you son of a…
Jericho: Yes maim!!!
Connie: Now, I am everything to you…you're life, air, breathe, everything. If you mess with me in anyway…you will not only have hell to pay from me. You will also have it from Kane and the Undertaker. Is that understood?!
Jericho: Yes?
Connie: I can't hear you!!
Jericho: YES!!!
Connie: That's better. I'll have you trained yet.
A car pulls up at the bar the GM's were at. Dawn Marie, Matt Lo, Nathan Jones, and Alycia dragged Lita into the bar. Half an hour later, Jeff Hardy and Nikki came running in thru the front doors.
Jeff: Matt, buddy…you better not have harmed her!
Matt: I did no such thing; well maybe Nathan might have gotten her a little drunk.
Nathan hears him name while he is dancing, drunk, with Alycia and Dawn Marie, on the dance floor. It seems the only ones who aren't drunk at the moment are Nikki, Matt, and Jeff.
Nathan: Sorry about that, rainbow brite!
Jeff: You are going to regret that Jones.
Matt: Jeffrey Nero Hardy!!!
Jeff: What is it man?
Matt: Take care of Lita. I have to talk to Jones now!
He storms over to Nathan while Jeff and Nikki pulls over a chair next to Lita.
Jeff: Lita, honey?
Lita: What do you want?
Nikki: What happened to you girlfriend?
Lita: The last things I remember were playing cards with APA. Then I catch one of them cheating, they knock me out, I wake up not knowing anything, then they inform me. Then they ask me to valet them and that the Hardys are my enemies.
Jeff: Lita, the Hardys are not your foes…it's the nWo and the APA.
Nikki: That's right.
Matt: Nathan Jones!!!
Nathan: Dude, chill out.
Matt: Stop dancing with my girlfriend!!!
Dawn Marie: Sorry baby, I'm kinda drunk.
Alycia: Maybe we could have a three…
Rest of the group: Hell no…
Matt: Nathan, you deal with your girl. I'm taking my little Dawny home.
Jeff: I'm right behind you Lo; I've got to get Lita back to the arena with Nikki. We should stay in my room so APA doesn't try anything funny.
Matt: That's cool with me man, as long as you don't try anything funny.
Nikki: You just have to watch out when the hair dye seeks into his brain.
Sage was sitting at the hospital while Flair, Batista, and Randy were in the beds, napping. Standing behind her were Roberta, Shawn Michaels, and Triple H.
Sage: Batista, Ric, Randy…I'm sorry, this is all my fault.
Triple H: It isn't your fault; it is that darn APA and nWo's fault.
Sage: No…
Shawn: Hunter is right, they are the ones who did that to your teammates.
Roberta: I just hope they will be all right.
Triple H: I talked to the doctor, they will be out tomorrow.
Roberta: I'm glad to hear that.
Sage: I hope they could forgive me.
Shawn: It isn't your fault!
Triple H: Shawn, let me handle this.
Sage was hysterical by now. Hunter gave her one slap in the face.
Roberta: Hunter, no!
Shawn: Ro…
Roberta: Don't start with me HBK. He had no right to do that!
Triple H: Listen to me…us…you are not responsible for what has happened.
Sage: I had a gut feeling while I was at the curtain to run back to the room to get you, but I didn't and this is what happened.
Triple H: I wasn't in the locker room…the APA took me out, out of the locker room. And who cares if you could have gone back, you would turn out like our three little friends here curtsey of the nWo.
Cat Lea and the Undertaker were still talking in the room. Kane came in holding a video camera. He whispers to himself…
Kane: What comes around goes around.
Matt Hardy and Alyssa were in Matt's locker room. Sacha was chilling in there too.
Matt Hardy: I still can't believe Lita would…
Alyssa: That's enough of Lita. Lita this, Lita that…I'm sick of hearing you complain about Lita!
Matt Hardy: Well, Lita's my girlfriend!!! Aren't I supposed to worry about her?!
Alyssa slaps Matt hard in the face before leaving. Sacha gets up and sits in the chair, which was occupied by Alyssa.
Matt Hardy: Why did she do that?!
Sacha: Matt! Are you crazy?! Lita's your Ex-girlfriend!! Alyssa is your girlfriend now and you just said that in front of her!? I can't believe you did that!
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Eternal Sailor Serenity: So much is going on. Raven and Brandy are cute together. The GM's are having a major hangover (not all the rookies get to have fun!). Bryan is under their wrath. Spanky is going to give Sarah a tour. So Austin picked Chris Benoit to help him in the handicap match against Kane. I don't think some of you would think I would have picked him, huh? Angelica was going to be my second choice. It looks like Christian and AJ are hitting it off. Cassandra wants a match…any kind of match…against Jericho. This could be interesting depending on which kind of match. Tell me which kind it should be. Some choices I'm thinking are Hell in a Cell, intergender tag team with Cassie and someone against Jericho and Connie, or a bra and panties match…(Just imagine Jericho in bras and panties hehehe) Sage is blaming her self for the Evolution's attack. It looks like Matt Hardy is not doing well in his relationship with Alyssa. He still thinks or thought Lita was still his girlfriend…and Kane….well lets say Kane might get some interesting footage which can be used as blackmail and a lot of other things.
Eternal Sailor Serenity: I hope everybody's having a good weekend. Yikes, I'm sunburned! The Kane/Austin and someone else match will take place in this chapter…which I don't own. I don't own anything but my sunburned self. Read and review like always. Yeah I'm happy…I'm in a few Mary sues myself!
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Brandy woke up the next morning. She was in someone's locker room, but whom did it belong to? There was a note with breakfast and flowers close by.
Brandy: Good morning Sunshine…I thought you might be hungry. I'll meet you at the arena around five. Your secret admirer. It must be Raven…
Very much later that day…the two GM's got themselves to the arena. They were having major hangovers. Bryan was helping them in.
Charlene: We shouldn't have drunk so much.
Kaitlyn: I agree, we overdid it a bit.
Charlene: Why didn't you stop us Sarge?!
Bryan: You threatened to fire me if I did stop you.
Charlene: And you believed me?
Kaitlyn and Charlene chuckled at Bryan's blank expression…then they groaned from the hangover. Torrie came into the room looking for Bryan.
Torrie: There you are, honey.
Kaitlyn: You're excused Bryan.
Bryan: Thanks…
He left the room with Torrie as Shane McMahon and Rhyno come for the GM's. Kaitlyn cuddled up with Shane then groaned again.
Shane: You okay?
Kaitlyn: I remember we have to watch that Austin and Kane match later.
Charlene: Do I have too?
Rhyno: I want to know who Stone Cold will pick to be his partner.
Shane: Five bucks it's Angelica…
Rhyno: Five bucks it's Rocky…
Charlene: Five bucks it's one of the rookie divas.
Kaitlyn: I'll give anyone five dollars to get the hell out of my room!
Charlene: It's my room too!
Austin was talking to Angelica.
Austin: Angel, you will be out there for my match.
Angelica: Don't tell me you picked me as your partner.
Austin: Don't worry Angel; all will go well…now lets get going to the ring.
Angelica: Okay Austin.
Kane hit the ring with his music. He did his usual things then Austin and Star (Angelica) hit the ring when Austin's music went off. Star waited for two minutes, waiting for another wrestler's music to go on. All her fears were confirmed when none played. Just as Kane approached Austin and Star, another theme started playing. Chris Benoit walked towards the ring, cracking his neck.
Kane: So Benoit's your partner?
Stone Cold: The one and only Crippler…master of the crossface.
Benoit: Hey Angel…
Star: Hi Chris…
Kane: I should have allowed my brother and sister to come to the ring.
They started the match and the Benoit/Austin team were always in the lead. At the end of the match, Kurt Angle came to the ring thru the crowd. He pulled Star out of the ring by her legs. Benoit saw, Irish-whipped himself of the ropes, then jumped over then onto Angle in a cross body. Austin, still in the ring gave Kane a Stunner to finish off the Big Red Machine. Austin then helped Benoit take care of Austin. Star sat on the turnbuckle, watching the two guys beat on Kurt. Sarah was seen chilling with Brian Kendricks AKA Spanky in the lounge.
Sarah: I hear you're new here Spanky.
Spanky: I've worked backstage before.
Sarah: I was wondering if you would like to show me around sometime?
All Spanky could do was drool at the girl…(rookies!)…well anyway Casey was with Edge and Christian. There was a knock on the door. It was none other then The Hurricane, Casey's new boyfriend. He had chocolate for Casey.
Hurricane: Sweets for the sweetest girl on planet Earth.
Casey: What about on Superman's planet?
Hurricane: On this planet and ever other planet in this whole galaxy…even more beautiful then Wonder Woman and Mighty Molly!
Christian: You miss little Molly Holly, don't you?
Hurricane: She was my sidekick.
Casey: I'm going out, see ya later.
Edge: Oh no, you are not going out with him!
Casey: Lets go Hurricane, before Edge follows or makes Christian follow us.
They left the room. Edge and Christian were still talking.
Edge: Chris…are you sure we shouldn't…
Christian: I'm sure we shouldn't follow her. As much as Hurri-dork is not good enough for Case, we have more important things.
Edge: That would be…?
Christian: We need another diva with us. Now that Sacha is gone and all…
Edge: I have the perfect chick for you.
Christian: Who…tell me who is it?!
Edge: Christian…meet AJ.
AJ: Hi, you guys were looking for a diva? That reeks of awesomeness!
Christian: Babe…that's like so reeks of awesomeness!!!
Edge: I guess you'll fit in and Casey can join Hurri-dork if she wants…
Candace and Stephanie McMahon were talking. Cassandra, still furious over Jericho came storming past them…so they decided to stop her.
Steph: Miss Conner? What seems to be the matter?
Candace: Stephanie stop being so formal. That is if you want to fit in around with the new rookies. This is how it goes…hey Cassie, what's going on here?
Cassandra: I left Jericho.
Candace: Why? Chris Jericho is an okay guy once you get to know him.
Steph: Little sister, leave this one to me. It's understandable after what Y2Jerk did to E&C and Sacha and Casey. Chris was always such an idiot when I was around him.
Cassandra: I want you two to tell your father that I want a match with Jericho as soon as he can make it. I don't care what kind of match it is.
Candace & Steph: Sure…
Cassandra stormed off again. A camera is seen backstage with Connie and the so-called, self-proclaimed…"King of the World" Chris Jericho.
Jericho: I guess I'll have to tell the audience that Cassandra was an adopted sister and we aren't really partners anymore.
Connie: Don't forget…I'm your partner so…
Jericho: So??
Connie: You better listen and do everything I say you son of a…
Jericho: Yes maim!!!
Connie: Now, I am everything to you…you're life, air, breathe, everything. If you mess with me in anyway…you will not only have hell to pay from me. You will also have it from Kane and the Undertaker. Is that understood?!
Jericho: Yes?
Connie: I can't hear you!!
Jericho: YES!!!
Connie: That's better. I'll have you trained yet.
A car pulls up at the bar the GM's were at. Dawn Marie, Matt Lo, Nathan Jones, and Alycia dragged Lita into the bar. Half an hour later, Jeff Hardy and Nikki came running in thru the front doors.
Jeff: Matt, buddy…you better not have harmed her!
Matt: I did no such thing; well maybe Nathan might have gotten her a little drunk.
Nathan hears him name while he is dancing, drunk, with Alycia and Dawn Marie, on the dance floor. It seems the only ones who aren't drunk at the moment are Nikki, Matt, and Jeff.
Nathan: Sorry about that, rainbow brite!
Jeff: You are going to regret that Jones.
Matt: Jeffrey Nero Hardy!!!
Jeff: What is it man?
Matt: Take care of Lita. I have to talk to Jones now!
He storms over to Nathan while Jeff and Nikki pulls over a chair next to Lita.
Jeff: Lita, honey?
Lita: What do you want?
Nikki: What happened to you girlfriend?
Lita: The last things I remember were playing cards with APA. Then I catch one of them cheating, they knock me out, I wake up not knowing anything, then they inform me. Then they ask me to valet them and that the Hardys are my enemies.
Jeff: Lita, the Hardys are not your foes…it's the nWo and the APA.
Nikki: That's right.
Matt: Nathan Jones!!!
Nathan: Dude, chill out.
Matt: Stop dancing with my girlfriend!!!
Dawn Marie: Sorry baby, I'm kinda drunk.
Alycia: Maybe we could have a three…
Rest of the group: Hell no…
Matt: Nathan, you deal with your girl. I'm taking my little Dawny home.
Jeff: I'm right behind you Lo; I've got to get Lita back to the arena with Nikki. We should stay in my room so APA doesn't try anything funny.
Matt: That's cool with me man, as long as you don't try anything funny.
Nikki: You just have to watch out when the hair dye seeks into his brain.
Sage was sitting at the hospital while Flair, Batista, and Randy were in the beds, napping. Standing behind her were Roberta, Shawn Michaels, and Triple H.
Sage: Batista, Ric, Randy…I'm sorry, this is all my fault.
Triple H: It isn't your fault; it is that darn APA and nWo's fault.
Sage: No…
Shawn: Hunter is right, they are the ones who did that to your teammates.
Roberta: I just hope they will be all right.
Triple H: I talked to the doctor, they will be out tomorrow.
Roberta: I'm glad to hear that.
Sage: I hope they could forgive me.
Shawn: It isn't your fault!
Triple H: Shawn, let me handle this.
Sage was hysterical by now. Hunter gave her one slap in the face.
Roberta: Hunter, no!
Shawn: Ro…
Roberta: Don't start with me HBK. He had no right to do that!
Triple H: Listen to me…us…you are not responsible for what has happened.
Sage: I had a gut feeling while I was at the curtain to run back to the room to get you, but I didn't and this is what happened.
Triple H: I wasn't in the locker room…the APA took me out, out of the locker room. And who cares if you could have gone back, you would turn out like our three little friends here curtsey of the nWo.
Cat Lea and the Undertaker were still talking in the room. Kane came in holding a video camera. He whispers to himself…
Kane: What comes around goes around.
Matt Hardy and Alyssa were in Matt's locker room. Sacha was chilling in there too.
Matt Hardy: I still can't believe Lita would…
Alyssa: That's enough of Lita. Lita this, Lita that…I'm sick of hearing you complain about Lita!
Matt Hardy: Well, Lita's my girlfriend!!! Aren't I supposed to worry about her?!
Alyssa slaps Matt hard in the face before leaving. Sacha gets up and sits in the chair, which was occupied by Alyssa.
Matt Hardy: Why did she do that?!
Sacha: Matt! Are you crazy?! Lita's your Ex-girlfriend!! Alyssa is your girlfriend now and you just said that in front of her!? I can't believe you did that!
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Eternal Sailor Serenity: So much is going on. Raven and Brandy are cute together. The GM's are having a major hangover (not all the rookies get to have fun!). Bryan is under their wrath. Spanky is going to give Sarah a tour. So Austin picked Chris Benoit to help him in the handicap match against Kane. I don't think some of you would think I would have picked him, huh? Angelica was going to be my second choice. It looks like Christian and AJ are hitting it off. Cassandra wants a match…any kind of match…against Jericho. This could be interesting depending on which kind of match. Tell me which kind it should be. Some choices I'm thinking are Hell in a Cell, intergender tag team with Cassie and someone against Jericho and Connie, or a bra and panties match…(Just imagine Jericho in bras and panties hehehe) Sage is blaming her self for the Evolution's attack. It looks like Matt Hardy is not doing well in his relationship with Alyssa. He still thinks or thought Lita was still his girlfriend…and Kane….well lets say Kane might get some interesting footage which can be used as blackmail and a lot of other things.