Johnny and Squee's thoughts on life, and their neighbor:

SQUEE'S POV

MY NAME IS TODD.
I LIVE IN A HOUSE.
I HAVE A GOOD TEDDY BEAR.
HE TELLS ME TO BURN THINGS.
HE IS FUNNY.
I LIVE WITH MY PARENTS.
MY NEIGHBOR IS A SKITSOFRENIC HOMOCIDAL MANIAC

Nny's POV Hello, allow me to introduce myself, my name is Johnny C., but most refer to me as 'Nny'. To be quite honest, I don't know why I agreed to this, you
see I posess an utter disgust for mankind that is unmated by anyother excurtatingly paionful sensation that exists in the shit-hole that we call the world. As you may already know, I publish a short comic strip weekly
called 'Happy Noodle Boy', it is quite popular with the homeless insane
audience. Did I mention I have a neighbor? His name is Squee, and he is probably the only other human I have ever enjoyed, well, almost the only other. I know this because whenever I see him, I do not get the sudden urge to cut out his tounge with a pairing knife, and nail it to my wall. That breminds me, I have some un-finished 'business' to attend to, so if you'll
excuse me for a moment.