Wrestling Woes Chapter 18: Plans Part 15; Kaitlyn
Eternal Sailor Serenity: Sorry, it took so long to post this. So much has been happening. My 18-year old sister is visiting from NY. So what did everyone do for Easter? I went to my grandma's house.
Matt Hardy: Stop talking about yourself!
Christian: That does not reek of awesomeness.
Eternal Sailor Serenity: Lookie, Cat Lea's Matt Hardy and Christian muse wrapped up and are in an Easter basket.
Christian: Were we paid to do this?
Matt Hardy: Nope, I think either Cat Lea, my brother Jeff, or your brother Edge, knocked us out cold and did this to us.
Christian: I DON'T WANT TO BE A PRESENT!
Matt Hardy: Don't throw a fit! We'll just cause trouble when we get back.
Eternal Sailor Serenity: Sorry for corrupting your muses, Cat Lea. Don't worry about it too much. Just get your Bradshaw, Kane, and Undertaker muses to keep them in line. I'll even give you a whip to keep them in line. The usual, I don't own any of this, blah, blah, blah!
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Vince looks at Kaitlyn and Charlene again. He was a bit shocked after Candace and Stephanie came in with a match request.
Vince: So it's up to you to figure out which match to give them…
Kaitlyn: Leave it all up to me. Charlene, don't worry about it at all, I've got it handled.
Kaitlyn gets up to leave. She hit's the ring with Shane's No Chance In Hell theme song. She grabs a microphone from the announcer nearby.
Kaitlyn: I know you have been wondering what the match will be between Chris Jericho and Cassandra Conner…
Chris Jericho's millennium clock started going off till it hit zero. Jericho strutted down the ramp as if he owned everything. Cassandra came down to her own music. She too wanted to know what kind of match this would be.
Jericho: I want to know what kind of match it would be.
Cassandra: Well so do I!
Kaitlyn: I have decided to make it a three out of five pin fall. The first match will be a bra and panties contest. The judges will be the deciding factor for this match.
Jericho: I am NOT wearing a bra and girly panties!
Cassandra: No way in hell! I don't do that kind of matches…I'm not eye candy you know!
Kaitlyn: Tough for the both of you. The second match will be a no DQ submission match. The third match will be an intergender tag-team match. The forth will be a first blood match. Then we will have the fifth match if need be…Hell in the Cell!
Cassandra & Jericho: Hell in the Cell!?
Kaitlyn: Yes, and the matches start tonight so I suggest getting ready.
Kane was showing some footage to his partner Rob Van Dam. He started laughing afterwards as Kane had a devilish grin on his face. We see Brandy and Raven chilling backstage. We see Cassandra talking to somebody while she is getting on her bikini. We can only tell that he is pretty muscular. Jericho is talking to Connie while trying on a one piece. Cassandra hit's the ring in her black, lacy, bikini. The millennium clock hit zero and then Connie comes out dragging Chris Jericho behind her. The crowd is laughing pretty badly by now. The ref sends Connie to the back so there is not an incident.
Referee: The judges will be…
Matt Lo and Bryan Gunzelman come to the ring. They still hate the others' guts.
Matt: Lets see you do your things ladies.
Bryan: Don't you have a girlfriend?
Matt: Don't you have one, Sarge?
Jericho: You two better declare me the winner you ass clowns!
Bryan: I'd watch who you are calling an ass clown.
Cassandra: Good luck, Miss Chrissie Jericho.
Jericho: Shut up slut because I'm going to win.
Cassandra: Whatever you say, Queen of the World!
Cassandra showed her stuff. Jericho went next. The crowd seemed to be on Cassie's side.
Matt: What do you think, Bryan?
Bryan: Do you even have to ask me? The winner with the better puppies, Cassandra Conner!
Matt: Puppies? Now you are sounding like Jerry "The King" Lawler.
Jericho: You two are retards. As for you Miss Conner…
He placed her in the Walls of Jericho. She cried out for help and that caused Matt Lo and Bryan to jump over the announcer's table to go help her out.
Matt: Let her go!
Bryan: Don't be a spoiled sport Jerkico!
Jericho: I'm not letting go!
Matt: You can try to beat her on the other four matches!
Connie Calloway and Casey Copeland ran out. They went to help Chris by going after the two guys on him. Casey didn't have any grudges against Cassandra, but Jericho was her friend. Kaitlyn came out to get Jericho off her Cassandra with a dropkick.
Jericho: Who did that?! Who was the ass…?
Kaitlyn: That would have to be me.
Jericho: But, you are the one who made the matches…you…why you…
Kaitlyn: You can't do anything to me since I'm your boss.
Matt: Stop this Case. You don't have to help him!
Casey: I'm sorry, but he's my friend.
Connie: We can handle some rooks, Casey.
Bryan: We are very good rookies!
Kaitlyn helped Casey out of the ring. Jericho was sitting in the middle of the ring in a rage. Casey went to go help him out…but he only got up and started beating on her. Connie did a double clothesline on Bryan and Matt to get them out of the ring. Matt got a gash on his forehead after hitting the steel steps. Edge and Christian ran to the ring. Christian gave Connie an Unprettier to stop her rampage. Edge got Jericho in one of Jericho's trademark moves…the bulldog. Jericho slid out of the ring and picked up Connie. They started walking towards the back.
Connie: Chris?
Jericho: It's okay Connie; I've got you away from Christian, Bryan, and Matt. How are you feeling?
Connie: How do you think I'm feeling, I've just taken an Unprettier from Edgeward's little brother?
Jericho: I would say you are sore and have a bruised ego.
Connie: What gave you that idea!? Jericho…
Jericho: Yes?
Connie: You shouldn't have done that to Case. Now we've lost one of our allies.
Jericho: But Casey…
Connie: She was helping you up and then you hurt her while I was being beaten up on by Christian.
Jericho: Christian will pay…I'm sorry I wasn't there for you.
Connie: I think I'm going to stay in the back for the rest of your matches…if you don't mind.
Jericho: I understand, I hope you have a good rest back there. I will be back there after I'm done with my matches.
Connie: If you aren't in the hospital…
Jericho: If I am not in the hospital.
Kaitlyn: Christian, I know you don't have a girlfriend so can you carry Cassie to the back?
Christian: Sure boss.
Cassandra: Boss, I'm fine!
Kaitlyn: We'll let the medics' backstage check you out.
Matt: That was one stunning contest though. You handled yourself quite well out there even if you don't like those kinds of matches that make you look like eye candy.
Cassandra: Thanks Matt…you better go see Dawn Marie after cleaning out that cut on your forehead. We wouldn't want her to come out here and see you like that.
Matt: I guess you're right, thanks.
Bryan: I should go see Torrie. I don't want her hanging out with that boy she has been tagging with lately…what's his name?
Kaitlyn: Billy Kidman?
Bryan: Yeah, that Kidman kid…
Edge: We should let you rest backstage with AJ.
Casey: So, AJ joined our team?
Christian: Yep, since Sacha left us. She's very hot too.
Edge: Kaitlyn, we'll take care of Cassandra.
Kaitlyn: I hope you do so.
Casey was in Edge's arms and Cassandra was in Christian's arms. They were on the ramp, heading to the backstage area.
Christian: Listen Edgester, I'll see you two back in the locker room after I get Cassie here to the medic room. Tell AJ not to worry about me.
Edge: Okay, I'll bring CC to the room. We'll be waiting for you.
Christian: Behave yourself, kiddo.
Casey: Fine…
Matt: Chris, I'll come with you. After all, I have to get this gash checked out.
Christian: Sure man.
Bryan: Don't worry about me.
Kaitlyn watched as Edge, Christian, Casey, Cassandra, Matt, and Bryan head backstage. She grabs a microphone and turns back to the crowd.
Kaitlyn: The next match will take place in a half an hour.
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Eternal Sailor Serenity: Sorry for the contest Shugotenshi, I know your character wouldn't like it *chestire cat grin* but Kaitlyn's the boss. So the score is Cassandra-1, Jericho-0. Tune in for the next match, which is a no disqualification submission match. For those who weren't in this chapter…don't worry. Hehehe, I've found a way to get each one of you involved in a match and have sorted you out between matches. Casey, Matt, Bryan, Connie, and Kaitlyn were in the Bra and Panty contest…who will be in the no DQ match. Wait and see!
Matt Hardy: Can we go back to Cat Lea's muse world now?
Christian: I don't know.
Eternal Sailor Serenity: You are free to go back to Cat Lea…and her three favorite muses, Taker, Kane, and Bradshaw. Good luck and tell Jeff and Edge hi from me, okay?
Eternal Sailor Serenity: Sorry, it took so long to post this. So much has been happening. My 18-year old sister is visiting from NY. So what did everyone do for Easter? I went to my grandma's house.
Matt Hardy: Stop talking about yourself!
Christian: That does not reek of awesomeness.
Eternal Sailor Serenity: Lookie, Cat Lea's Matt Hardy and Christian muse wrapped up and are in an Easter basket.
Christian: Were we paid to do this?
Matt Hardy: Nope, I think either Cat Lea, my brother Jeff, or your brother Edge, knocked us out cold and did this to us.
Christian: I DON'T WANT TO BE A PRESENT!
Matt Hardy: Don't throw a fit! We'll just cause trouble when we get back.
Eternal Sailor Serenity: Sorry for corrupting your muses, Cat Lea. Don't worry about it too much. Just get your Bradshaw, Kane, and Undertaker muses to keep them in line. I'll even give you a whip to keep them in line. The usual, I don't own any of this, blah, blah, blah!
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Vince looks at Kaitlyn and Charlene again. He was a bit shocked after Candace and Stephanie came in with a match request.
Vince: So it's up to you to figure out which match to give them…
Kaitlyn: Leave it all up to me. Charlene, don't worry about it at all, I've got it handled.
Kaitlyn gets up to leave. She hit's the ring with Shane's No Chance In Hell theme song. She grabs a microphone from the announcer nearby.
Kaitlyn: I know you have been wondering what the match will be between Chris Jericho and Cassandra Conner…
Chris Jericho's millennium clock started going off till it hit zero. Jericho strutted down the ramp as if he owned everything. Cassandra came down to her own music. She too wanted to know what kind of match this would be.
Jericho: I want to know what kind of match it would be.
Cassandra: Well so do I!
Kaitlyn: I have decided to make it a three out of five pin fall. The first match will be a bra and panties contest. The judges will be the deciding factor for this match.
Jericho: I am NOT wearing a bra and girly panties!
Cassandra: No way in hell! I don't do that kind of matches…I'm not eye candy you know!
Kaitlyn: Tough for the both of you. The second match will be a no DQ submission match. The third match will be an intergender tag-team match. The forth will be a first blood match. Then we will have the fifth match if need be…Hell in the Cell!
Cassandra & Jericho: Hell in the Cell!?
Kaitlyn: Yes, and the matches start tonight so I suggest getting ready.
Kane was showing some footage to his partner Rob Van Dam. He started laughing afterwards as Kane had a devilish grin on his face. We see Brandy and Raven chilling backstage. We see Cassandra talking to somebody while she is getting on her bikini. We can only tell that he is pretty muscular. Jericho is talking to Connie while trying on a one piece. Cassandra hit's the ring in her black, lacy, bikini. The millennium clock hit zero and then Connie comes out dragging Chris Jericho behind her. The crowd is laughing pretty badly by now. The ref sends Connie to the back so there is not an incident.
Referee: The judges will be…
Matt Lo and Bryan Gunzelman come to the ring. They still hate the others' guts.
Matt: Lets see you do your things ladies.
Bryan: Don't you have a girlfriend?
Matt: Don't you have one, Sarge?
Jericho: You two better declare me the winner you ass clowns!
Bryan: I'd watch who you are calling an ass clown.
Cassandra: Good luck, Miss Chrissie Jericho.
Jericho: Shut up slut because I'm going to win.
Cassandra: Whatever you say, Queen of the World!
Cassandra showed her stuff. Jericho went next. The crowd seemed to be on Cassie's side.
Matt: What do you think, Bryan?
Bryan: Do you even have to ask me? The winner with the better puppies, Cassandra Conner!
Matt: Puppies? Now you are sounding like Jerry "The King" Lawler.
Jericho: You two are retards. As for you Miss Conner…
He placed her in the Walls of Jericho. She cried out for help and that caused Matt Lo and Bryan to jump over the announcer's table to go help her out.
Matt: Let her go!
Bryan: Don't be a spoiled sport Jerkico!
Jericho: I'm not letting go!
Matt: You can try to beat her on the other four matches!
Connie Calloway and Casey Copeland ran out. They went to help Chris by going after the two guys on him. Casey didn't have any grudges against Cassandra, but Jericho was her friend. Kaitlyn came out to get Jericho off her Cassandra with a dropkick.
Jericho: Who did that?! Who was the ass…?
Kaitlyn: That would have to be me.
Jericho: But, you are the one who made the matches…you…why you…
Kaitlyn: You can't do anything to me since I'm your boss.
Matt: Stop this Case. You don't have to help him!
Casey: I'm sorry, but he's my friend.
Connie: We can handle some rooks, Casey.
Bryan: We are very good rookies!
Kaitlyn helped Casey out of the ring. Jericho was sitting in the middle of the ring in a rage. Casey went to go help him out…but he only got up and started beating on her. Connie did a double clothesline on Bryan and Matt to get them out of the ring. Matt got a gash on his forehead after hitting the steel steps. Edge and Christian ran to the ring. Christian gave Connie an Unprettier to stop her rampage. Edge got Jericho in one of Jericho's trademark moves…the bulldog. Jericho slid out of the ring and picked up Connie. They started walking towards the back.
Connie: Chris?
Jericho: It's okay Connie; I've got you away from Christian, Bryan, and Matt. How are you feeling?
Connie: How do you think I'm feeling, I've just taken an Unprettier from Edgeward's little brother?
Jericho: I would say you are sore and have a bruised ego.
Connie: What gave you that idea!? Jericho…
Jericho: Yes?
Connie: You shouldn't have done that to Case. Now we've lost one of our allies.
Jericho: But Casey…
Connie: She was helping you up and then you hurt her while I was being beaten up on by Christian.
Jericho: Christian will pay…I'm sorry I wasn't there for you.
Connie: I think I'm going to stay in the back for the rest of your matches…if you don't mind.
Jericho: I understand, I hope you have a good rest back there. I will be back there after I'm done with my matches.
Connie: If you aren't in the hospital…
Jericho: If I am not in the hospital.
Kaitlyn: Christian, I know you don't have a girlfriend so can you carry Cassie to the back?
Christian: Sure boss.
Cassandra: Boss, I'm fine!
Kaitlyn: We'll let the medics' backstage check you out.
Matt: That was one stunning contest though. You handled yourself quite well out there even if you don't like those kinds of matches that make you look like eye candy.
Cassandra: Thanks Matt…you better go see Dawn Marie after cleaning out that cut on your forehead. We wouldn't want her to come out here and see you like that.
Matt: I guess you're right, thanks.
Bryan: I should go see Torrie. I don't want her hanging out with that boy she has been tagging with lately…what's his name?
Kaitlyn: Billy Kidman?
Bryan: Yeah, that Kidman kid…
Edge: We should let you rest backstage with AJ.
Casey: So, AJ joined our team?
Christian: Yep, since Sacha left us. She's very hot too.
Edge: Kaitlyn, we'll take care of Cassandra.
Kaitlyn: I hope you do so.
Casey was in Edge's arms and Cassandra was in Christian's arms. They were on the ramp, heading to the backstage area.
Christian: Listen Edgester, I'll see you two back in the locker room after I get Cassie here to the medic room. Tell AJ not to worry about me.
Edge: Okay, I'll bring CC to the room. We'll be waiting for you.
Christian: Behave yourself, kiddo.
Casey: Fine…
Matt: Chris, I'll come with you. After all, I have to get this gash checked out.
Christian: Sure man.
Bryan: Don't worry about me.
Kaitlyn watched as Edge, Christian, Casey, Cassandra, Matt, and Bryan head backstage. She grabs a microphone and turns back to the crowd.
Kaitlyn: The next match will take place in a half an hour.
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Eternal Sailor Serenity: Sorry for the contest Shugotenshi, I know your character wouldn't like it *chestire cat grin* but Kaitlyn's the boss. So the score is Cassandra-1, Jericho-0. Tune in for the next match, which is a no disqualification submission match. For those who weren't in this chapter…don't worry. Hehehe, I've found a way to get each one of you involved in a match and have sorted you out between matches. Casey, Matt, Bryan, Connie, and Kaitlyn were in the Bra and Panty contest…who will be in the no DQ match. Wait and see!
Matt Hardy: Can we go back to Cat Lea's muse world now?
Christian: I don't know.
Eternal Sailor Serenity: You are free to go back to Cat Lea…and her three favorite muses, Taker, Kane, and Bradshaw. Good luck and tell Jeff and Edge hi from me, okay?