Authors notes: Hello!!! This is my little fic of pure boredom!!! Tee hee, this isn't supposed to make sense if it does then you should see a shrink, but not a therapist never see a therapist…(the/rapist) Sorry I'm ok REALLY. Newayz! My entire fic has no plot this fic is being co-written by Ashy-chan and Sara-chan!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Inu-Yasha so please don't sue me, for all I have to my name is 25 cents, pocket lint and a rubber chicken.
We got the Jamaican bob sled team Chapter one
::Blink Blink:: Everyone looks around but sees nothing but nothingness.
Inu-Yasha- Um, guys…WHERE ARE WE!!??
Miroku- I don't know…::touch::
Kagome- ::Slams staff over the lechers head:: TAKE THAT!!
Naraku- I'm a little tea cup short and stout…Mommie?
Shippo-Hey what's that?
Everyone sees a tiny light from above, then suddenly in a flash they are all on a talk show stage with an audience cheering wildly.
Shippo-COOL! Um, how did we get here?
ChibiLuna- That's not important! What IS important is that you're here on my show!
Miroku-What's it called?
ChibiLuna-…It doesn't have a name!! Now be quiet while I think of what I want to do!
Kagome-Weren't you supposed to do that before you started writing?
ChibiLuna-"………"
Kagome- ::facefaults:: What is wrong with you? Were you ignored as a child?
ChibiLuna-I'll ask the questions around here!! **Ahem** Our first theme will be to TRY and sort out the differences between Kagome, Inu-Yasha, and Kikyo.
Inu& Kag-WHAT???
ChibiLuna-^_^ C'mon out Kikyo!
The audience applades as Kikyo magically appears in the room. After turning in circles a few times she notices Inu-Yasha and company.
Kikyo-I hate you all! Feel the wrath of my arrows!!
Kikyo fires arrows in random directions, every one ducks under chairs until the big burly security men come and take her arrows away.
ChibiLuna-This is *my*show and you can't kill neone today oh ye of walking dead.
Kikyo- Damn you!! I AM—oh forget it. ::plops down in a chair beside Miroku who shifts slowly away::
ChibiLuna- Kikyo is it true you are *obsessed* with Inu-Yasha?
Kikyo-WHAT? N-no! That's not it at all!
ChibiLuna-Yeah right so you deny that you are a stalker?
Kikyo-I have no idea what you're talking about! I don't stalk Inu-Yasha he is the love sick puppy always following ME.
Inu-Yasha- WHAT!?! Me follow you!! What's wrong with you, you are as crazy as you are dead! AND I AM NOT A PUPPY!!
ChibiLuna- Ok, whatever you guys are here to sort out your differences remember?
Kikyo-::ignores ChibiLuna:: We'll I wouldn't be dead if YOU hadn't killed me in the first place!! And I say you are a puppy!
Kagome-Leave Inu-Yasha alone you zombie!
Kikyo-WHAT DID YOU CALL ME BITCH??
A chick fight breaks out between Kikyo and Kagome, all the audinace members are howling: "Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!" ChibiLuna is freaking out trying to tell them this is NOT supposed to be happening but they are not listening so she does what ever good talk show host does when things get to tough to handle, she called upon her co-hosts!
::Poof::
Sara-chan- Green and yellow!
Ashy-chan-Hi everybody!!!!!!
Kagome stops bashing Kikyo in the head for a moment to stare at the two new hosts. Now the three host are griining evily at the chrarcters and they can't help but wonder what is going to happen next…
ChibiLuna-That is the end of chapter one because I said so!
Sara-chan-WHAT? But I just got here I want to cause sporadic mayhem!!
Ashy-chan- And I want to grab noses!
ChibiLuna-You will!! Just…not now! Later I promise! ^_^;;
Sara-chan-well…ok but that's not cool! Your chapter is to short!
ChibiLuna-Gimme a break!! T_T