Author Notes: Okay! This is chapter two of my ficcie! As I said before I have no idea where this is going it's just for fun! ^_^ I want to give a big thanks to my friends Sara-chan and Ashy-chan for giving me the ideas that this story is made of!!
Disclaimer: See chapter one
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We got the Jamaican bobsled team—Chapter 2—TCLSSWINL
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Everyone had stopped there arguing (for a moment) to stare at the new co-hosts that had arrived. The three host began to huddle and whisper in such a manor that made the cast of Inu-Yasha…very nervous. Finally there secret meeting ended and evil glint in their eyes returned.
ChibiLuna-With the help of my fabulous co-hosts, I have come up with a name for the show! Ashy-chan has named it: The ChibiLuna Springer Show Which is Not Lame!
Ashy-chan-Oh! But you can call it TCLSSWINL, for short!
Kikyo-That's a *stupid* name.
ChibiLuna-I've had about enough of you dragon lady, I here by proclaim that you and Kagome shall be locked in a broom closet until you work out your differences!
Kagome-WHAT! NOOOOOO!! Y-you can't do this to me!
ChibiLuna-Actually I can. It's in my contract see? ::holds up fake contract:: Privilege to maim or mentally abuse characters! Byeeee!!
Kagome and Kikyo are dragged off stage by two burly security guys and tossed into the closet, leaving Miroku, Inu-Yasha, and Shippo and the mercy of the hosts.
Sara-chan-hmmm we need…Sesshomaru and Naraku..
Inu-Yasha-Uh-uh there's no way in hell I'm gonna stick around if you—
ChibiLuna-::snaps fingers:: Quit whining! This'll be fuuun tee hee hee.
A puff of smoke clears to reveal a very confused Sesshomaru.
Audience member-Who's the lady with the boa?
Sesshomaru-How dare you insult me, Lord Sesshomaru of the Western Lands…I should rip your throats out I---
Ashy&Sara-chan-Waiiiiiii!!! ::Rub faces in his silky soft tail::
Sesshomaru-Ah! Stop that! Do you have any idea how many bottles on Pantene Pro-V it takes to get it this way!!!
ChibiLuna snaps her fingers ones more and Naraku appears clad in the baboon pelt.
Ashy-chan-::squeezes nose:: OooOooh your nose is cold Mr. Monkey.
Naraku-That is not my nose…::rips pelt off::
Ashy-chan-Ohhh! Ah your other nose is cold also Mr. Monkey.
Naraku- I am NOT Mr. Monkey!!!
ChibiLuna-Good! You're all here! Now that you're here I can explain. Were going to help you with some male bonding activities!
Shippo-Ewww…that's for old me like them! ::points at the others::
Sara-chan-But this'll be fun! The first activity will be…SLEEPOVER!!
Sesshomaru-I don't think so I'm getting out of here!
Sesshomaru transforms into his giant dog Youkia form causing all ChibiLunas' audience members to flee in panic, well most of them fled the rest were stuck to their chairs by Kikyos' arrows that flew so sporadically earlier on. Sesshomaru is stomping all over everything, like most giant creatures do, and since everyone else is busy pankicing the fearless Sara-chan steps in front of him.
Sesshomaru-ROOOOAAAR!!!
Sara-chan-::cringes:: o_o!! Blech, have ya ever thought of a breath mint doggie boy??
Sara-chan tosses one measly tic-tac in Sesshomarus' mouth, in return he promptly flops over on his side and spazes. TWACK, COUGH, SPUTTER, GAG!!
ChibiLuna-!!!! 0_0 You're supposed to be helping me not killing my guests!! I htought I made it clear NO KILLING!!
Sara-chan-I-I didn't mean to!! Oh boy, um—I know! Incantation!! I'll fix him!!
ChibiLuna-Just FIX him!!
The lights dim and it would be eerily still but Sesshy is still kicking, coughing and sputtering. It was a most peculiar sight even for the circumstances to see Sara-chan glowing and hovering several feet off the ground, a most mysterious light emanated from her being sending showers of golden sparkles up the awed onlookers. Then, she began to chant.
Sara-chan- Ya ta ta… Ya ta ta.. Zingle dingle dinkle doo…riff raff niff naff one—two- thr—
Ashy-chan-SARA-CHAN IS ON FIRE AHHHHHH!!!
Sara-chan-WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Everything had been going fine until the oblivious Ashy-cahn emereged from the bathroom and saw her friend glowing and assumed she was a flame. Everyone watched in awe as Sesshomaru did indeed stop chocking on the malevent tic tac but instead of biging a great dog Youkia he was now a tiny cute pink poodle.
ChibiLuna-YOU BROKE HIM!!
Sara-chan-It wasn't my fault it was—WILL YOU GET OFF OF ME!?
Ashy-chan-Fear not I'll save you!! ::continues squishing::
ChibiLuna-::Turns towards reaming audience members:: ^_^;; Eh hehe hehe… D-don't worry about a thing! We'll just get everything cleaned up here and return in a few moments with the slumber party!!
Shippo-NOOOOOO!!
Sara-chan-We'll be back after this commercial break!
Camera man-There are not commercials!
Sara-chan-::punches him in the face:: YES THERE ARE!!!
Sara-chan smiles sweetly into the camera and they pretend to have commercials while they plan the male bonding activities…
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TBC…
A/n:Ha! Ok hope I didn't scare you to much…the next chapter should be uh…interesting…please review!!