A/N: Yay! Third chapter time!! I am enjoying writing this fic so yes I will be continuing it weather you like it or not!!! I would also like to reiterate that I would LOVE reviews!! ^_^ Hehe . It might be a little off because I am typing this at school right now.
~*As always I would like to thank Ashy-chan and Sara-chan for giving me the insane inspirations to write this fic, this is OUR fic.*~
Disclaimer: Once again we do not own Inu-Yasha so please don't sue us because if you do then we will be force to live in a chicken coop with bizarre mutated chickens.
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We got the Jamaican bobsled team
Chapter Three-Male bonding
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It took sometime to clam the audience down after Sesshomarus' outbreak, but now if he tried to transform he'd be stuck as a poodle again so for now everyone was safe. Now all the men were trembling at the idea of a slumber party.
ChibiLuna-What should be done first?
Ashy-chan-Jamies! They need jamies!
ChibiLuna-Ah yes! Good idea!
ChibiLuna snaps her fingers and the boys clothes miraculously change for there normal where to *cute* two piece jamies with fuzzy slippers.
Inu-Yasha- Ack! Fuzziness! This sucks I want some ramen!
Sara-chan-Stop complaining or we'll make you wear a pink frilly dress compleate with ribbons.
Inu-Yasha-Hey leave me out of it, Sesshomarus' the only girl around here!
Sesshomaru-How dare you insult me you worthless half breed, I am not a female…
Inu-Yasha- You wear make up for gods sake!
ChibiLuna-Ok, ok break it up.
Miroku-Oh C'mon it's fin to watch them bicker.
Naraku-I hate you all.
::Blink blink::
Sara-chan-Umm, yes we know that Naraku thanks for sharing…
ChibiLuna makes them all go over to the stage where fluffy pillows and girly trinkets have been set out every where. They play truth or dare and find out that Inu-Yasha is afraid of kittens, and that Miroku is actually a real ladies man. (YEAH RIGHT) Soon the boys are starting to relax, Ashy-chan is happily glomping Shippo while Sara-chan plays with Kirara, and while her co-hosts are having fun she has begun to show the boys the art of toe nail polish.
Miroku-this is…kinda fun! ::giggles::
Naraku-I want the red sparkly kind!! ::giggles while ChibiLuna paints::
Sesshomaru-I, Sesshomaru, Lord of the Western Lands, grant you permission to paint my toe nails with the glow in the dark paint.
Inu-Yasha- She's gonna paint mine first!! I want the lime green!!
Audience-Awww!!
After having his toes painted Inu-Yasha picks up the bottle of nail polish wearily and sniffs it. His eyes get all twirly and he starts to laugh uncontrollably. Miroku smacks him in the head with his staff but it has no effects.
Inu-Yasha-Hey guys…you gotta try this its great!
ChibiLuna-Um, I-I don't think that would be such a good idea!!
Naraku-What's your problem::snaches the bottle away:: Whats so interesting about--::SNIFF:: Ohhh dizzy…. SO many colors….
Miroku-Dude…this is awesome..::looks down at himself:: S-so m-many SPIDERS WAHH GET 'EM OFF ME!!
Sesshomaru-::covering nose:: Whelps…insolent fools, such childish games you play…
With disgust he picks up one of the bottles then sniffs it out of curiosity, suddenly his face gets very relaxed and he starts giggling. Now ChibiLuna is VERY scared, what do you do when men from Inu-Yasha are high?
ChibiLuna-Guys! Help me they-there high! DO SOMETHING
Ashy and Sara-chan-I'm on LSD little purple chickens are chasing me…
ChibiLuna-I SAID HELP ME NOT SING!!! T_T
Sesshomaru-::standing on a chair:: We are the champtions agaiiiin
Miroku- And we keep on fighting till the enddd
Naraku-Dum dum dum dum
Inu-Yasha-We are the champtions we are the champions!!!
All-No time for looosers coz we are the campiooons of the world!!!!
ChibiLuna-O_O? What the crap!?
Sara-chan-Don't look….
Shippo-I don't get it what's going on?
What proceeds is the weirdest thing anybody has ever seen, the boys run around like lunatics at one point Inu-Yasha and Naraku are doing the tango, and Miroku and Sesshomaru chase after non existent wild rabid cabbages. ChibiLuna has been rocking back and forth in a fetal position for sometime now but her co-host are thoroughly enjoying it at times Sara-chan send Kirara after Naraku and actually caused him to wet his pants. After all this has happened they all start hugging each other saying "I love you man…"
Ashy-chan-The male bonding seems to have worked!!
Sara-chan-Aww and I liked the pretty Pj's and fuzzy slippers ::pouts::
ChibiLuna-I dunno I'm not totally convinced..
Inu-Yasha- ::drunken tone:: Aw, come on can't you feel the looo~oove?
Naraku-I know how to prove it! A one. A two. A one two three four!
::All put arms around each others shoulders and sway back and fourth::
All the boys-Nothing you say tear me away from my guy…Nothing you can do 'coz I'm stuck like glue to my guy….I'm stickin' to my guy like a stamp to a letter, like birds of a feather we stick together…I'm tellin' ya from the start I can't be torn apart from my guy…
ChibiLuna/Sara&Ashie-chan-o_0? Err um right…
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A/N: Ok that's it tell me what you think! I had fun with this chapter and please note that I do not promote drug use but it was fun in this case!! Bwa haha haha!! Please Review!!