Wrestling Woes Chapter 21: Plans Part 18; Sarah
Eternal Sailor Serenity: Yea, school's almost over. I'm going to my dad's house from June 8th to July 27th. My dad doesn't have online, so I will not be updating during the dates listed above. I will get back onto the story as soon as I return. Keep sending in the reviews, and thank you for taking the time to read my story.
*Edge muse appears. He is dragged in by the Jeff muse.*
Jeff: I brought him in like I said I would.
Edge: I'm being held against my will.
Jeff: Now, can I have some more Skittles?
Edge: Somebody save me from this madman.
Eternal Sailor Serenity: It's nice for you and Jeff to visit me.
Edge: I'm going to sue you.
Jeff: Don't mind him, he's just pissed off. Oh, and Cat Lea is wondering if you found the nWo yet?
Eternal Sailor Serenity: I thought I saw a glimpse of them but they went beyond the boundaries of my fan fiction world.
Edge: Now that does not reek of awesomeness…
Eternal Sailor Serenity: I'm glad my fan fiction world moved so I think the next one over belongs to Cat Lea.
Jeff: That sounds good.
Edge: Lets go and tell her.
Eternal Sailor Serenity: Wait just a minute.
Edge: What now?
Eternal Sailor Serenity: Don't let Kane or Jeff get near nWo. Jeff is easily swayed by pixie sticks.
Edge: I could go for some of them too…
Eternal Sailor Serenity: Great, not another one…Oh, well…I don't own anything here so just enjoy the story.
Edge: Come on Jeff; let's get outta here before her imagination goes crazy again.
Jeff: I'm right behind you buddy.
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Benoit and Austin head towards Team Angle's locker room. Paul Heyman was there too.
Heyman: Can we help you with anything?
Austin: We know it was you who locked the two rookies in the APA's room.
Shelton: Why would we do that? We stand for the three I's…
Austin: What?
Charlie: The three…
Austin: What?! What?! What?!
Angle: For Christ sake, what do you want?
Austin: Don't steal my lines.
Benoit: How about listening to my offer first.
Angle: Okay, we're listening.
Benoit and Austin ran at full speed to the APA's office. They tried the key they got from Team Angle, but the door was jammed. APA and nWo appeared in front of Angelica who just cowered in front of the door.
Big Show: Get out of the way little girl.
Angelica: I can't do that.
Bradshaw: Listen girl…that's our room.
Benoit: Leave them alone guys!
X-Pac: Figures, when this little rookie is in trouble, Benoit and big bad Austin come a calling.
Angle: Don't mess with them!
Faarooq: What the hell is up with that? Those two groups are archrivals.
Angle: Benoit had an offer, which I couldn't refuse.
Team Angle and Heyman took out the nWo. Benoit and Austin battled with APA. Angelica found Rhyno to break down the door.
Candace: Somebody, help her!
Angelica: We're here. Rhyno, take Cassandra, go with Candace, bring Cassie to the medics, and then bring Candy to Shane.
Rhyno: Okay, I'll go now.
They left. The nWo and APA ran and locked themselves into the room. Team Angle left without another word. Austin, Benoit, and Angelica were left standing in the hall.
Angelica: How on earth did you get Team Angle to help us?
Benoit: Hum…
He was mumbling some other words. Austin smirked before turning to Angelica.
Austin: He gave back Kurt's medals so they would help us.
Shane McMahon was sitting with Candace a short while later. She seemed concerned about something.
Candace: Cassandra is all ready bleeding. We can't have our first blood match now.
Shane: I talked to someone and have a replacement for her just for the first blood match. She'll have to do Hell in the Cell.
Candace: Whom do you have in mind for that?
Jericho came down to the ring. He strutted around before grabbing a microphone,
Jericho: Unfortunately due to injuries caused from the last match, my opponent is all ready bleeding so I declare myself the winner!
Brian Kendrick's theme song blasted throughout the arena. Jericho was pissed off as Brian ran out like he was on a sugar rush.
Jericho: What do you want Spanky?
Spanky: I wanted to tell you Shane McMahon has a replacement for you for this match.
Jericho: Who? Don't tell me you are it, because I'm going to win this one hands down.
Spanky: Nope, introducing the beautiful Sarah…
Sarah came down to the ring with Spanky. Jericho watched both of them get into the ring; this was a no DQ match too.
Jericho: How would you like to bleed?
Before he could advance towards them, Jeff Hardy's theme song blared as Nikki came down to the ring with a sadistic smile on her face. Alycia came out with Nathan Jones's song, as had the same sadistic smile.
Jericho: So, who are you going to help, ass clowns?
Nikki: We aren't helping anybody.
Alycia: We'll make anybody and everybody bleed because we say so.
During the match, Jericho ducked under a chair shot from Alycia. Nikki was occupied with Spanky. The ref was checking on Alycia as Jericho did a bulldog on Sarah. Nobody but the audience saw that Sarah was busted open. Out of nowhere, Christian and AJ, Sarah's twin sister…came to the ring. AJ rolled into the ring as Christian helped Sarah out. He hid Sarah under the ring and cheered AJ on. He was cautious and called his AJ by her sister's name. Jericho turned around after kicking Spanky out of the ring. He was nose to nose with AJ. She kicked him and started to set him up for the Impaler (Only Christian calls his the Unprettier.) as Christian slid a chair into the ring. The Impaler was done as Jericho's face hit the steel chair and made him bleed. The ref ended the match.
Referee: The winner…representing Cassandra, Sarah!
AJ: I did it!
Christian: You did fine, honey…now lets get your sister to the back.
They got away as Jericho faced Alycia and Nikki.
Jericho: You messed me up! Now, I'm down by a point!
Nikki: It's your own fault; you're a terrible wrestler.
Alycia: I have to go meet up with the Hardys and Alyssa.
Jericho: I'm not finished talking to you.
Nikki: I think your witch is calling you.
Both girls have steel garbage lids.
Alycia: I know how to do a perfect con-chair-to because the Hardys taught me how to do it.
Nikki: I'm a natural.
Jericho: I think you're right…I think Connie is calling me. I better get going.
Nikki: I thought so.
Alycia: Good-bye Junior.
Nikki: See you later ass clown.
Jericho: You two are going to pay.
Sarah was with her sister and Christian. Brian caught up with them.
Spanky: You okay, Sarah?
AJ: She only has a slight cut.
Spanky: There are two Sarah's?
Christian: Can I bonk him AJ?
Spanky: AJ? Are you Apple Jacks?
AJ: Now I'm gonna kill him!!
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Eternal Sailor Serenity: One more match…Hell in the Cell. The rest of the rookies will interfere so thank you to all of you who have been patient with me. The score is Jericho 1 and Cassandra 2. Wait a sec, there's only one match left. What if Jericho wins Hell in the Cell? What will happen then?! I guess we'll see what happens during the Hell in the Cell match in the final chapter of the Plans Saga…Plans Part 19; AJ. Don't worry, it isn't the end of the story…I thought some of you might be confused with that. Oh yeah, during the Sarah/AJ/Jericho match…I decided to clear something up before anybody brings it up. When Christian was cautious by calling AJ by her sister's name…when he cheered, he was calling AJ, Sarah because everybody but the crowd still thought it was Sarah fighting.
*An orange Skittle is tossed at Eternal Sailor Serenity's head. It falls into her mouth then.*
Eternal Sailor Serenity: I thought Jeffy was gone?
Eternal Sailor Serenity: Yea, school's almost over. I'm going to my dad's house from June 8th to July 27th. My dad doesn't have online, so I will not be updating during the dates listed above. I will get back onto the story as soon as I return. Keep sending in the reviews, and thank you for taking the time to read my story.
*Edge muse appears. He is dragged in by the Jeff muse.*
Jeff: I brought him in like I said I would.
Edge: I'm being held against my will.
Jeff: Now, can I have some more Skittles?
Edge: Somebody save me from this madman.
Eternal Sailor Serenity: It's nice for you and Jeff to visit me.
Edge: I'm going to sue you.
Jeff: Don't mind him, he's just pissed off. Oh, and Cat Lea is wondering if you found the nWo yet?
Eternal Sailor Serenity: I thought I saw a glimpse of them but they went beyond the boundaries of my fan fiction world.
Edge: Now that does not reek of awesomeness…
Eternal Sailor Serenity: I'm glad my fan fiction world moved so I think the next one over belongs to Cat Lea.
Jeff: That sounds good.
Edge: Lets go and tell her.
Eternal Sailor Serenity: Wait just a minute.
Edge: What now?
Eternal Sailor Serenity: Don't let Kane or Jeff get near nWo. Jeff is easily swayed by pixie sticks.
Edge: I could go for some of them too…
Eternal Sailor Serenity: Great, not another one…Oh, well…I don't own anything here so just enjoy the story.
Edge: Come on Jeff; let's get outta here before her imagination goes crazy again.
Jeff: I'm right behind you buddy.
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Benoit and Austin head towards Team Angle's locker room. Paul Heyman was there too.
Heyman: Can we help you with anything?
Austin: We know it was you who locked the two rookies in the APA's room.
Shelton: Why would we do that? We stand for the three I's…
Austin: What?
Charlie: The three…
Austin: What?! What?! What?!
Angle: For Christ sake, what do you want?
Austin: Don't steal my lines.
Benoit: How about listening to my offer first.
Angle: Okay, we're listening.
Benoit and Austin ran at full speed to the APA's office. They tried the key they got from Team Angle, but the door was jammed. APA and nWo appeared in front of Angelica who just cowered in front of the door.
Big Show: Get out of the way little girl.
Angelica: I can't do that.
Bradshaw: Listen girl…that's our room.
Benoit: Leave them alone guys!
X-Pac: Figures, when this little rookie is in trouble, Benoit and big bad Austin come a calling.
Angle: Don't mess with them!
Faarooq: What the hell is up with that? Those two groups are archrivals.
Angle: Benoit had an offer, which I couldn't refuse.
Team Angle and Heyman took out the nWo. Benoit and Austin battled with APA. Angelica found Rhyno to break down the door.
Candace: Somebody, help her!
Angelica: We're here. Rhyno, take Cassandra, go with Candace, bring Cassie to the medics, and then bring Candy to Shane.
Rhyno: Okay, I'll go now.
They left. The nWo and APA ran and locked themselves into the room. Team Angle left without another word. Austin, Benoit, and Angelica were left standing in the hall.
Angelica: How on earth did you get Team Angle to help us?
Benoit: Hum…
He was mumbling some other words. Austin smirked before turning to Angelica.
Austin: He gave back Kurt's medals so they would help us.
Shane McMahon was sitting with Candace a short while later. She seemed concerned about something.
Candace: Cassandra is all ready bleeding. We can't have our first blood match now.
Shane: I talked to someone and have a replacement for her just for the first blood match. She'll have to do Hell in the Cell.
Candace: Whom do you have in mind for that?
Jericho came down to the ring. He strutted around before grabbing a microphone,
Jericho: Unfortunately due to injuries caused from the last match, my opponent is all ready bleeding so I declare myself the winner!
Brian Kendrick's theme song blasted throughout the arena. Jericho was pissed off as Brian ran out like he was on a sugar rush.
Jericho: What do you want Spanky?
Spanky: I wanted to tell you Shane McMahon has a replacement for you for this match.
Jericho: Who? Don't tell me you are it, because I'm going to win this one hands down.
Spanky: Nope, introducing the beautiful Sarah…
Sarah came down to the ring with Spanky. Jericho watched both of them get into the ring; this was a no DQ match too.
Jericho: How would you like to bleed?
Before he could advance towards them, Jeff Hardy's theme song blared as Nikki came down to the ring with a sadistic smile on her face. Alycia came out with Nathan Jones's song, as had the same sadistic smile.
Jericho: So, who are you going to help, ass clowns?
Nikki: We aren't helping anybody.
Alycia: We'll make anybody and everybody bleed because we say so.
During the match, Jericho ducked under a chair shot from Alycia. Nikki was occupied with Spanky. The ref was checking on Alycia as Jericho did a bulldog on Sarah. Nobody but the audience saw that Sarah was busted open. Out of nowhere, Christian and AJ, Sarah's twin sister…came to the ring. AJ rolled into the ring as Christian helped Sarah out. He hid Sarah under the ring and cheered AJ on. He was cautious and called his AJ by her sister's name. Jericho turned around after kicking Spanky out of the ring. He was nose to nose with AJ. She kicked him and started to set him up for the Impaler (Only Christian calls his the Unprettier.) as Christian slid a chair into the ring. The Impaler was done as Jericho's face hit the steel chair and made him bleed. The ref ended the match.
Referee: The winner…representing Cassandra, Sarah!
AJ: I did it!
Christian: You did fine, honey…now lets get your sister to the back.
They got away as Jericho faced Alycia and Nikki.
Jericho: You messed me up! Now, I'm down by a point!
Nikki: It's your own fault; you're a terrible wrestler.
Alycia: I have to go meet up with the Hardys and Alyssa.
Jericho: I'm not finished talking to you.
Nikki: I think your witch is calling you.
Both girls have steel garbage lids.
Alycia: I know how to do a perfect con-chair-to because the Hardys taught me how to do it.
Nikki: I'm a natural.
Jericho: I think you're right…I think Connie is calling me. I better get going.
Nikki: I thought so.
Alycia: Good-bye Junior.
Nikki: See you later ass clown.
Jericho: You two are going to pay.
Sarah was with her sister and Christian. Brian caught up with them.
Spanky: You okay, Sarah?
AJ: She only has a slight cut.
Spanky: There are two Sarah's?
Christian: Can I bonk him AJ?
Spanky: AJ? Are you Apple Jacks?
AJ: Now I'm gonna kill him!!
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Eternal Sailor Serenity: One more match…Hell in the Cell. The rest of the rookies will interfere so thank you to all of you who have been patient with me. The score is Jericho 1 and Cassandra 2. Wait a sec, there's only one match left. What if Jericho wins Hell in the Cell? What will happen then?! I guess we'll see what happens during the Hell in the Cell match in the final chapter of the Plans Saga…Plans Part 19; AJ. Don't worry, it isn't the end of the story…I thought some of you might be confused with that. Oh yeah, during the Sarah/AJ/Jericho match…I decided to clear something up before anybody brings it up. When Christian was cautious by calling AJ by her sister's name…when he cheered, he was calling AJ, Sarah because everybody but the crowd still thought it was Sarah fighting.
*An orange Skittle is tossed at Eternal Sailor Serenity's head. It falls into her mouth then.*
Eternal Sailor Serenity: I thought Jeffy was gone?