A/N: Ah, that last chapter was fun and totally unbelievable no? Bwa hahaha!! **ahem** Any who- I would like to request that if anyone has anything they want to happen in the chapters to come just email me and tell me OR just put it in your review! Ok enough of my senseless gibbering. There's plenty of that in our next chapter!
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We got the Jamaican bobsled team
Chapter 4- Alligators and volleyball* * *
When we last left our friends the boys were high and singing a song to celebrate their new found friend ship, now they have come back to their normal selfs and are denying the entire ordeal.
Sara-chan-Ah but we've the WHOLE thing on camera!!!
Naraku- NOOOOOOOOO!!!
**The three girls laugh evilly**
ChibiLuna-And now it is time to let Kagome and Kikyo out of the broom closet!
Sara-chan-Dum Dum Dum…
ChibiLuna cautiously makes her way over to the broom closet and opens it every one gapes at the sight before them…Kikyo and Kagome jump out with cheerful grins on their face and are wearing MATCHING outfits!! (How did they find matching outfits in a broom closet? Your guess is as good as mine) They are holding hands and talking about what perfume they like and totally ignored anything anyone says.
Miroku-Oh dear…
Inu-Yasha- WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED???
Ashy-chan-AW! HOW CUTE!! ::glomps them both::
Giant alligator-ROAR!
Sara-chan- Yeah what he said—um ChibiLuna? Did you know that there is a giant alligator here?
ChibiLuna-Oh! Hello Mr. Giant alligator! …GIANT ALIGATOR!?! IIEE!!
Everyone forgets about Kikyo and Kagome for the moment and starts running around in circles once again the audience members are trapped to their chairs because of Kikyos' whole arrow outburst (see chapter one) several were eaten. Inu-Yasha, Miroku, Sesshy, and Naraku are simply very bored and went over to talk to Kagome and Kikyo. Before it throws her off Ashy0chan rides on it's back with a cowboy hat.
ChibiLuna-I'M TO YOUNG TO BE EATEN!
Sara-chan-You're older than Ashy-chan and me I think you should get eaten first!
ChibiLuna-::glares at Sara-chan:: Ah! Look purple
monkeys are behind you!
Sara-chan-NOOOOOO!!! WHY WONT THEY LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Ashy-chan- Hmm maybe we should try to talk nicely to it!
ChibiLuna-:::Blink Blink::
The running around continues until Moe the music guy gets eaten and Sesshomaru decides he's had enough. With one fluent motion the giant alligator is blown into many pieces in witch Sesshy uses to make gator skin boots.
ChibiLuna-Phew! That was close thanks Sesshy!
Sesshomaru-Call me Sesshy one more time and I'll bring another one in here and make sure it eats you.
ChibiLuna-Who's the one who painted your toenails!?
Sesshy-Grrr accurséd human!
Now that the whole incident was over the matter that stood before them was what should they do next? Kagome suggested a slumber party but they explained all about that, then Kikyo suggested they all play volleyball.
ChibiLuna-Hey the dead ladies got a good idea!!
Ashy-chan-I thought you hated volleyball after all those EMBARRESING things that happened to you in gym your freshmen year!!
ChibiLuna-::glowers:: I will be the referee, it will be anything goes volleyball!
Kagome-Oh goody! I've been wanting to work on my serve!
Naraku-I will KILL you all.
Inu-Yasha- Shut the hell up monkey boy.
Sara-chan-WAHH! NO MORE MONKEYS!!! ::Twitches::
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Later that day they set up a volleyball net in the middle of the studio, the remaining audience member who were tapped and had not run away or been eaten by the giant alligator were very excited. Everyone lined up on certain sides. And Kagome is given the ball first because ChibiLuna said so.
ChibiLuna-Alright Kagome you're up first now hit that ball over the net—or whatever!
Kagome hits the ball over the net and hits Inu-Yasha in the face.
Inu-Yasha- Fowl!!
ChibiLuna-::Hits gavel on the side of lifeguard chair:: Overruled!
Inu-Yasha- What!? That's not fair!
ChibiLuna-Ok penalty for arguing with the ref! I sentence you to wear a fluffy bunny rabbit suit for the rest of that game! ::snaps fingers::
Inu-Yasha- WHAT!? ::is wearing the suit::
Miroku- 0_o This is a WEIRD version of volleyball!
Sara-chan-Like she said it's anything goes volleyball!!
Naraku- I wish possestion of the ball.
He is given the ball, then madly produces many many balls and strikes down everyone on Inu-Yasha's team. This is followed by Maniacal laughter and then he hides under his baboon pelt.
Ashy-chan-MR.MONKEY!! ::glomps::
Naraku-I AM NOT MR.MONKEY NOW GET OFF OF ME!!!!!!! _!!
Ashy-chan-^______^ Cute!!!
Sara-chan- Um right at least she's not pulling out my hair :: pats newly grown patch of hair::
Wah! I'm gonna be BALD!
This kind of playing goes on for a long time until finally everyone but ChibiLuna is unconscious. So she has to await patiently until they are awake. HAHA This chapter is over now!! ::sticks out tongue::
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A/N: Sorry this chapter was so short!! Ok now see that review button? Review!! All the cool kids are doing it.