Wrestling Woes Chapter 22: Plans Part 19; AJ
Okay, the Hell in the Cell match will take place this chapter. I was wondering for those who have 7.0, if AOL was messing up all the time…probably just my computer. My mommy dearest wants to keep 7.0. I'm going to update my other story Serenity's Findings in the near future because I've really started to neglect it badly. Sorry to those who like it. I don't own anything and I hope Brock beats John Cena tonight at Backlash. (Sorry to all of those Cena fans, I like him but I like Brock better.)
It was a long night with all of the matches, so Charlene and Kaitlyn decided to post pone Hell in the Cell for the next day so the competitors could rest up. Well, now it was the next night…time for Jericho and Cassie to bring their tickets to hell, only one of them will be coming back as the winner. Jericho cut a promo before the match. Terri was there with him interviewing him.
Terri: Chris, tonight you have the last match against your rival, Miss Conner. How do you intend to win this match?
Jericho: I'm not worried about her boy toy Batista, or Triple H's Evolution. I expect to win this because I'm the King of the World and I'm better then Cassandra. Another thing, I've been thru hell all ready in Hell in the Cell. She's never been in this kind of match. You wouldn't know either Terri.
He left for the ring. He made his entrance and pranced around the ring as Cassandra came out. Both competitors were locked in the cell.
Jericho: I'm going to send you to the other hell.
Cassandra: Save a seat for me won't you then?
Jericho: Why you arrogant little thing.
Cassandra: You are the arrogant one.
The match started, neither of them grasping a lead on the other one. Cat Lea made it down to the ring, intending to interfere. She couldn't get in so she climbed onto the top of the cell. Cat peered into the cell at the two wrestlers, staring at them.
Jericho: What the hell do you think you are doing up there, ho?
Cat Lea: Don't push your luck, Jerkico.
Jericho: What's wrong? You can't get into Hell in the Cell, little slut?
Cat Lea: I'm not the one you should be concerned with?
Jericho: Then get off the top of the cell.
Cassandra: Watch out, Y2Jerk!
She flew at him in a cross body. Undertaker came to the cell, but couldn't get the door open either. He just decided to sit at the top of the cell along with his girl. After awhile, both Cassandra and Jericho were busted open. Jericho had Cassie in the Walls of Jericho with his back towards the ramp way. Sacha Hardy, who was under the ring the whole time since before the match, came out. She was positioned behind Jericho now, ready to nail him with a steel chair.
Jericho: What's going on?
Sacha: I'm going on!
Jericho: Who in the bloody hell are you?
Sacha: I'm surprised you don't know me. I'm the rebellious sister to Matthew Moore Hardy and Jeffery Nero Hardy. I am friend to Shannon Moore and the Hurricane. I am Sacha Hardy.
Cassandra: My savior!
Jericho: Will the two of you please shut the hell up?
Sacha: Is he obsessed with this match, or is it he is obsessed with hell, since he keeps on saying that word?
Cassandra: I think he's very disturbed.
Jericho: I should have known that you are a Hardy. You fit the persona quite well. You are an ass clown just like them. I bet you don't even have a boyfriend. I'm sorry, but I would never date a…Hardy girl!
He said the last two words with scorn. Sacha was seeing red as Cat Lea and the Undertaker laughed from above them. That caused Jericho to turn his gaze upwards toward them.
Jericho: What are you two laughing about?
Cat Lea: Jerky, Miss Hardy all ready has a boyfriend and I would think she would never date you in a million years.
Undertaker: That shows him.
Jericho: Who is her boyfriend then?
Undertaker: One of your many archrivals, Edge.
Jericho: Edgeward?! She's junior's girlfriend?
Sacha: Deal with it Junior.
Jericho: Who are you calling junior, junior?
Undertaker: Kids…
Cat Lea: Finish the match you three.
Jericho: I guess I could deal with these odds.
Sacha: You should know what the odds are before you start to play the game…with my family and my boyfriend's family and friends.
Cassandra: And Taker's friends.
Jeff, Matt, Lita, Alyssa, Nikki, Edge, Christian, AJ, Sarah, Casey, Hurricane, Shannon Moore, Kane, Nathan Jones, Matt Lo, Alycia, Dawn Marie, and Torrie Wilson appeared from under the ring. To put it straight, Chris Jericho, Jerkico, Y2Jerk, Y2J, King of the World, the first ever undisputed champion, and other names he is called…didn't stand a chance. Sooner or later, Kane and Matt Lo knocked down the cell door. This led to Cat Lea and the Undertaker entering Hell in the Cell…and boys and girls, we all know how Taker changes when he's in Hell in the Cell, so Jericho had better watch out. Out of nowhere, the rest of the roster, minus the GM's, nWo, APA, and Connie came running out to pummel Jericho. Lets just call it a Jericho vs. everybody brawl. Of course there wasn't enough of Jericho to go around so some of the wrestlers started to fight with each other until they got their chance on Jericho. During this time, Cassandra pinned Jericho but the beating did not stop after that. This brawl continued until Vince McMahon, Rhyno, and Shane's theme songs come on. Vince, Kaitlyn, and Charlene strolled out of the ring to stop the madness. Most of the wrestlers were dismissed to the backstage area, except Cassandra and Jericho…Chris Jericho needed a stretcher to the back and needed to be brought to the hospital. Kaitlyn and Charlene held up Cassandra's arms as the crowd cheered their satisfaction. Vince just grinned as he saw a sign saying I WANT TO JOIN VINCE MCMAHON'S KISS MY ASS CLUB!!!
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Eternal Sailor Serenity: I hope you have as much fun reading this chapter as I had writing it. I need to hunt out some more muses to join me. Maybe I could help Cat Lea torture nWo. Poor Jericho got an ass whipping. (Don't kill me Jericho fans, I just had to end the matches with a BIG bang.)
Okay, the Hell in the Cell match will take place this chapter. I was wondering for those who have 7.0, if AOL was messing up all the time…probably just my computer. My mommy dearest wants to keep 7.0. I'm going to update my other story Serenity's Findings in the near future because I've really started to neglect it badly. Sorry to those who like it. I don't own anything and I hope Brock beats John Cena tonight at Backlash. (Sorry to all of those Cena fans, I like him but I like Brock better.)
It was a long night with all of the matches, so Charlene and Kaitlyn decided to post pone Hell in the Cell for the next day so the competitors could rest up. Well, now it was the next night…time for Jericho and Cassie to bring their tickets to hell, only one of them will be coming back as the winner. Jericho cut a promo before the match. Terri was there with him interviewing him.
Terri: Chris, tonight you have the last match against your rival, Miss Conner. How do you intend to win this match?
Jericho: I'm not worried about her boy toy Batista, or Triple H's Evolution. I expect to win this because I'm the King of the World and I'm better then Cassandra. Another thing, I've been thru hell all ready in Hell in the Cell. She's never been in this kind of match. You wouldn't know either Terri.
He left for the ring. He made his entrance and pranced around the ring as Cassandra came out. Both competitors were locked in the cell.
Jericho: I'm going to send you to the other hell.
Cassandra: Save a seat for me won't you then?
Jericho: Why you arrogant little thing.
Cassandra: You are the arrogant one.
The match started, neither of them grasping a lead on the other one. Cat Lea made it down to the ring, intending to interfere. She couldn't get in so she climbed onto the top of the cell. Cat peered into the cell at the two wrestlers, staring at them.
Jericho: What the hell do you think you are doing up there, ho?
Cat Lea: Don't push your luck, Jerkico.
Jericho: What's wrong? You can't get into Hell in the Cell, little slut?
Cat Lea: I'm not the one you should be concerned with?
Jericho: Then get off the top of the cell.
Cassandra: Watch out, Y2Jerk!
She flew at him in a cross body. Undertaker came to the cell, but couldn't get the door open either. He just decided to sit at the top of the cell along with his girl. After awhile, both Cassandra and Jericho were busted open. Jericho had Cassie in the Walls of Jericho with his back towards the ramp way. Sacha Hardy, who was under the ring the whole time since before the match, came out. She was positioned behind Jericho now, ready to nail him with a steel chair.
Jericho: What's going on?
Sacha: I'm going on!
Jericho: Who in the bloody hell are you?
Sacha: I'm surprised you don't know me. I'm the rebellious sister to Matthew Moore Hardy and Jeffery Nero Hardy. I am friend to Shannon Moore and the Hurricane. I am Sacha Hardy.
Cassandra: My savior!
Jericho: Will the two of you please shut the hell up?
Sacha: Is he obsessed with this match, or is it he is obsessed with hell, since he keeps on saying that word?
Cassandra: I think he's very disturbed.
Jericho: I should have known that you are a Hardy. You fit the persona quite well. You are an ass clown just like them. I bet you don't even have a boyfriend. I'm sorry, but I would never date a…Hardy girl!
He said the last two words with scorn. Sacha was seeing red as Cat Lea and the Undertaker laughed from above them. That caused Jericho to turn his gaze upwards toward them.
Jericho: What are you two laughing about?
Cat Lea: Jerky, Miss Hardy all ready has a boyfriend and I would think she would never date you in a million years.
Undertaker: That shows him.
Jericho: Who is her boyfriend then?
Undertaker: One of your many archrivals, Edge.
Jericho: Edgeward?! She's junior's girlfriend?
Sacha: Deal with it Junior.
Jericho: Who are you calling junior, junior?
Undertaker: Kids…
Cat Lea: Finish the match you three.
Jericho: I guess I could deal with these odds.
Sacha: You should know what the odds are before you start to play the game…with my family and my boyfriend's family and friends.
Cassandra: And Taker's friends.
Jeff, Matt, Lita, Alyssa, Nikki, Edge, Christian, AJ, Sarah, Casey, Hurricane, Shannon Moore, Kane, Nathan Jones, Matt Lo, Alycia, Dawn Marie, and Torrie Wilson appeared from under the ring. To put it straight, Chris Jericho, Jerkico, Y2Jerk, Y2J, King of the World, the first ever undisputed champion, and other names he is called…didn't stand a chance. Sooner or later, Kane and Matt Lo knocked down the cell door. This led to Cat Lea and the Undertaker entering Hell in the Cell…and boys and girls, we all know how Taker changes when he's in Hell in the Cell, so Jericho had better watch out. Out of nowhere, the rest of the roster, minus the GM's, nWo, APA, and Connie came running out to pummel Jericho. Lets just call it a Jericho vs. everybody brawl. Of course there wasn't enough of Jericho to go around so some of the wrestlers started to fight with each other until they got their chance on Jericho. During this time, Cassandra pinned Jericho but the beating did not stop after that. This brawl continued until Vince McMahon, Rhyno, and Shane's theme songs come on. Vince, Kaitlyn, and Charlene strolled out of the ring to stop the madness. Most of the wrestlers were dismissed to the backstage area, except Cassandra and Jericho…Chris Jericho needed a stretcher to the back and needed to be brought to the hospital. Kaitlyn and Charlene held up Cassandra's arms as the crowd cheered their satisfaction. Vince just grinned as he saw a sign saying I WANT TO JOIN VINCE MCMAHON'S KISS MY ASS CLUB!!!
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Eternal Sailor Serenity: I hope you have as much fun reading this chapter as I had writing it. I need to hunt out some more muses to join me. Maybe I could help Cat Lea torture nWo. Poor Jericho got an ass whipping. (Don't kill me Jericho fans, I just had to end the matches with a BIG bang.)