AN: So I have finally updated my stupid fic, as always this fic is just for fun if you want to read it YAY!! If not…well I will cry for days on end but eventually my broken heart will heal.
Sesshomaru-Ignorant human.
Sara-chan-Quiet you're supposed to be unconscious!
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Disclaimer: Don't own Inu-Yasha never did never will. I will also never own the songs I used in this fic…
~*Ashie-chan*~
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Naraku- I wish possession of the ball.
He is given the ball, then madly produces many many balls and strikes down everyone on Inu-Yasha's team. This is followed by Maniacal laughter and then he hides under his baboon pelt.
Ashy-chan-MR.MONKEY!! ::glomps::
Naraku-I AM NOT MR.MONKEY NOW GET OFF OF ME!!!!!!! _!!
Ashy-chan-^______^ Cute!!!
Sara-chan- Um right at least she's not pulling out my hair :: pats newly grown patch of hair::
Wah! I'm gonna be BALD!
This kind of playing goes on for a long time until finally everyone but ChibiLuna is unconscious. So she has to await patiently until they are awake. HAHA This chapter is over now!! ::sticks out tongue::
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Chapter 5-Karaoke Part one*
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ChibiLuna-Hello! And welcome to—The ChibiLuna Show which is not lame!! (AN:Don't ask it was Ashy-chans idea..)
ChibiLuna decides to take the unconscious crew as an advantage and takes this time to fix her ruined studio with her random powers. Unfortunately for her these powers send waves of tie-dyed colors through the air attracting many hippies who saw Inu-Yasha and Sesshomaru and protested against animal cruelty.
Random Hippie- Like wow man hurtin' our fellow woodland creatures just aint right you dig?
Random Hippie#2-Mellow mellow…LIKE, RELASE THE RAIBID CRAZYED CHIPMONKS MAN!!
ChibiLuna freaked for a moment then, Sara and Ashy-chan awakened Sara turned into her unicorn form and stomped her golden hoofs around the chipmunks driving them away. Ashy-chan glomped the rest.
Ashy-chan-CUTE! ^______^
Rabid chipmunk#423- **snarls and drools and twitches**
Ashy-chan-NOT CUTE NOT CUTE!! 0.o!!!
Eventually the hippies surrendered and became the audience which was good since all the other audience members were dead or maimed. Then everyone else woke up which was also good because without them we would not have a show.
Miroku-….ow….what happened…**grope**
Kagome-HENTIA!
Inu-Yasha-Grrr…back off lecher
Sesshomaru-Foolish hanyou and miko…where is Naraku?
Everyone looks around but sure enough Naraku is nowhere to be found.
ChibiLuna-**sigh** SARA!! Stop the unicorn bit and FIND Naraku!! He can't leave I did not permit it!
Inu-Yasha- Feh. You think YOU have any control here?
ChibiLuna-Wha-what do you mean by that!?
Inu-Yasha-Feh. Stupid wench haven't you noticed none of this has gone the way you planned it?
ChibiLuna-_!!! I don't know what you're talking about everything is fine!
About this time Miroku grabs the microphone, knocks over a chair and begins to sing…blondie???
Miroku-One way or another, I'm gonna find ya I'm
gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha!!
Kagome and Kikyou- One way or another I'm gonna see ya, I'm gonna meetcha meetcha meetcha meetcha!!
Inu-Yasha-You were saying?
ChibiLuna-Go find a bone or something dog boy! Sara, Ashy I need you guys to—
Sara and Ashy-And if the lights are all out I'll follow your bus down town see whose hangin' round!!
ChibiLuna made up that this was the Karaoke part of the show and saved her butt from the executives who were now watching the show from Hollywood.
ChibiLuna-Ok everyone grab a partner or two **looks at the two women looking at Inu-koro** And pick a song and an outfit to go with it!!
Shippou-Miroku? Will you be my partner?
Miroku-Because Sango isn't here yes, I have not choice…Oh how I miss that bottom of hers **sigh**
ChibiLuna-I guess Naraku can just sing by himself if we ever find him again…
Sesshomaru felt interested and grabbed ChibiLuna by the neck and got his posinous talons awfully close to her throat.
Sesshomaru-**in a monotone** Be my partner or DIE.
ChibiLuna-**gulp** S-sure thing!! (AN: I would hate to see Sesshomaru in Kindergarten….)
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The random hippies that were now the majority of the audience were howling as the first group came out Inu-Yasha, Kagome, and Kikyou. Everyone stops suddenly when they see that Inu-Yasha is wearing a plaid shirt, tight jeans, cowboy boots and hat, Kagome and Kikyou come out looking just as country. Inu-Yasha goes up to the mic and taps its
Inu-Yasha- Hullo? Is this thing on?
Random Hippie-Yea man, lets start jammin'!
A Bad Goodbye: Clint Black and Wynona JuddInu-Yasha-ok! **voices goes all country** I been bound to leave you, we've known that for awhile. I'm sure it's somethin' I can't do, if I can't leave you with a smile. I dunno how far I'll have to go till those eyes wont cry. And in my mind I've left enough to know that I can't leave you with a bad goodbye.
Kagome-Goodbye easier said then done.
Kikyou-Goodbye there's no good when you're the one—
Kagome-Whose goodbye you swore would never come--
Kikyou-And in my goodbye you're findin' none.
Inu-Yasha-I'm still bound to leave you, I surely don't know how. My heart can't put you through what my mind said should have been now.
All-I don't where, we'll go from here there may be no way to fly..
Inu-Yasha-And the cloud I'm in just makes it all to clear that I can't leave you with a bad goodbye.
All-Goodbye, easier said then done. Goodbye there's no good when you're the one, whose goodbye you swore would never come and in my, goodbye you're findin' none…
All-How can we be so far between where we are and one more try?
Inu-Yasha-And anyway I look I'm only seenin' that I can't leave you with a bad—
All-GOODBYE!!!!
Everyone cheers and throws roses at them most of the hippies are crying and blowing there noises in there friends tie-died shirts…The three bow and walk of stage.
(From backstage)
ChibiLuna-DO I really have to wear this?
Sesshomaru-Yes.
ChibiLuna-WHY?! ;_;!!
Sesshomaru-Because I said so now come on' we've got to top my stupid hanyou bothers performance, damn it I told father not to give him those country singing lessons…never mind lets go. (AN:Yea no country singing in Inu's time but this is MY story)
Sessho drags the unwilling ChibiLuna out on stage…everyone stares and the Sesshy fans drool. Hes has a bandana around his head tight jeans that are tornand show off his nice round bottom and a tight white tee-shirt with a leather jacket and a spiky dog collar. (AN: Back Sessho fans BACK) As for ChibiLuna she just kinda looks silly….her hair is HUGE and has blue streaks through it and she is wearing a totally 80's ensemble. (An/picture Sess and Myself in 80's rock clothes…actually Sess would look AWESOME like that. Me? Silly VERY silly.)
Almost Paradise: Mike Reno and Ann Wilson
Sesshomaru- I thought that dreams belonged to other men, coz each time I got close they'd fall apart again
ChibiLuna-I feared my heart would beat in secrecy, I'd face the nights alone
Both-Oh how could I have know? When all my life I only needed you!
All most paradise! We're knockin on heavens door! Almost paradise how could we ask for more, I swear that I see forever in your eyes….Paradise….
Sesshomaru-It seems that perfect love's so hard to fine, I'd almost given up, you must have read my mind…
ChibiLuna-And all these dreams I'd saved for a rainy day, they're finaly comin' true..
Both-I'll share them all with you, coz now we hold the future in our hands…
**repeat chours**
Sesshomaru-**playing the guitar** And in your arms salvations not so far away, It's getting closer
Both-Closer everyday!!
**Lights flash and fire works go off on a screen behind them**
Oh!! Almost paradise! We're knockin' on heavens door! Almost paradise! How could we ask for more, I swear that I can see forever in your eyes…Paradise….paradise….paradise….
The entire audience stand up and cheers and throws roses, and other gifts…a few Sess fans throw their bras…
Sesshomaru-It seems that I have beaten you again dear brother **drags ChibiLuna away**
Inu-Yasha- Grumble…mumble…bastared…grumble…kill him…
Sara-CHIBILUNA I FOUND NARAKU!!! OMIGOD YOU GOTTA SEE THIS!!!
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AN: Yes I am mean and ending it there for now...I will update sooner this time I promise!!! Any request please email them to me or put them in your review!!!
ChibiLuna-Um Sess? This chapter is over you can let go of my arm now.
Sess-No.
ChibiLuna-Great just great.