Wrestling Woes Chapter 23: A Mysterious Mystery
Eternal Sailor Serenity: Usual disclaimer: I don't own anything at all. Finally done with the five matches and the plans saga. A Mysterious Mystery? What does this mean? Read and find out.
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A week ago there was a lot of chaos. A week ago there was a lot of troubles and blood being spilled. A week ago hell was paid…Hell in the Cell. The doctors decided to keep Cassandra and Jericho out for a while…due to serious injuries. Right now it was lunchtime in the WWE. The usual Hardy/E&C group hung out in the back as usual. Taker's group took the far left. Evolution took the far right. The other rookies were up at front with their girl/boyfriends. The wicked nWo and APA were in the middle of the room. Too bad for them being in the middle, they were receiving stares and glares from all of the other groups. The GM's were watching from their office.
Torrie: That was some tough matches.
Bryan: Yeah, Matt Lo and I were the judges of the bra and panties match.
Dawn Marie: Is this true?
Matt: Bryan, why don't you shut your big mouth?!
Brandy: Well, Raven and I helped with the no DQ submission match.
Angelica: Yeah, and you were knocked out for your efforts Bran…
Roberta: I remember you were placed in Kirk Angel's Ankle Lock.
Angelica: And you were Angle Slammed too.
Benoit: Ladies, stop your bickering.
Stone Cold: We want to see a cat fight.
Shawn: Yeah, we…Austin and I wanted to see a bloodbath.
Raven: If you wanted that, then why don't you add some hardcore rules and add in my Blaze Inferno?
Matt: Hey Brandy?
Brandy: What is it Lo?
Matt: Raven is flirting with the girls…
Brandy: What!?
Of course Raven wasn't flirting. Matt dropkicked Brandy while she was distracted and pinned her to become the Hardcore Champion. He grabbed Dawn Marie and threw her over his shoulder before high-tailing it outta there. As soon as Raven realized what happened…both he and Brandy were after Matt and Dawn. Sarah and Brian Kendricks were chatting about the first blood match in the front with the rest of the spare rookies.
Sarah: And then I was allowed to participate in the match. It was a good thing that I have AJ as my twin sister or we would have lost that one to Chris Jericho.
Spanky: That's cool. Hey, have you realized that our front group is like rejects sort of.
Sarah: We aren't rejects; we just don't belong to a group like the others.
The E&C/Hardy group were chitchatting. Sacha keep on looking into Edge's puppy dog eyes while Jeff and Matt Hardy were chatting with her.
Jeff: That was cool how you came out from under the ring.
Matt Hardy: You shouldn't have been there at all. Don't even get me started on you being locked in Hell in a Cell with Jericho.
Sacha: Jeff, what crawled up his ass?
Jeff: Just call it older brother protectiveness. I get that often too…especially that time when we were in a steel cage match with the Dudleys and I cost us the match by trying to jump onto a prone Dudley boy from the top of the steel cage.
Sacha: Ah, I remember that…
Lita: Jeffrey, don't you ever do that again!
Jeff: Yes, maim…
Nikki: Jeffy, you're the only one who respects us ladies.
Matt Hardy: What about me?
Nikki & Lita: Don't even get us started on you!
Alyssa: Hey, back down! He's my Mattie now.
Hurricane: Oh my lord, she's a Mattitude follower!
Shannon: What's wrong with that?
Alyssa: He's just a Mattitude hater!
Nikki: I did well in that first blood match.
Jeff: You did well lover.
Nikki: Thank you Jeff.
Alyssa: Get a room you two!
Edge: I think Sacha did well in Hell in a Cell. She showed Jerkico not to mess with the ladies.
Christian: I think AJ did better in the first blood match. Nikki fought with Chris Jericho for a while, but AJ had to switch places with her twin, Sarah because Chris made her bleed.
AJ: If it weren't for me, Cassandra would have lost that match.
Casey: Why didn't I get to interfere with a bloody match like the first blood and Hell in the Cell, or even in the Intergender match or no disqualification match…I was stuck in the bra and panties match.
Hurricane: You did good citizen Casey!
Casey: I know, but my brothers Edge and Christian are going on about Sacha and AJ and I'm feeling a little bit lonely.
Hurricane: It's okay now; I'm here with you because I'm…duh duh duh…the Hurricane!
The Undertaker's group were more competitive then the E&C/Hardy group.
Nathan: I think I did the most work for the matches.
Alycia: You and Matt Lo kidnapped Lita and I interfered in the first blood match.
Undertaker: You weren't going to leave that match without doing some damage right? Jericho didn't like your interference.
Cat: Well Taker, Y2J didn't exactly like ours in Hell in the Cell. That was his most important match.
Undertaker: You were the first one to sit on top of it. I just came out to join you.
Connie: He's going to make you all pay when he recovers from the hell he's been thru.
Kane: I was just wondering…who are you with? Are you with us, your brothers or are you with Chris Jericho?
Connie: You can't make me answer that kind of question!
Cat: They can make you answer any question they want from you.
Connie: Stay out of this and stop fucking my brother.
Cat: I am not doing your brother! How does it feel to be under the King of the World?
Undertaker & Kane: Jericho?! Of all people you're doing Chris Jericho?!
Connie: I am not doing anybody!!!
Nathan: Right…
The Evolution was chatting at their side of the room.
Sage: I liked the matches that happened.
Candace: Hey Sage, do you now Nash and X-Pac are checking us out?
Sage: Really?
Randy & Triple H: They what…!? They…
They look at each other surprised that they are saying the same things.
Randy & Triple H: They better not be or else I'll…
Batista: That's enough mimicking each other.
Randy: We're not doing it on purpose.
Sage: Don't worry too much about nWo.
Ric: That's right. We have to worry about the Acolytes.
Candace: Nah, both groups have too much on their plates all ready. Everybody hates them.
Batista: I'm going to visit Cassandra later.
Candace: My sister wanted me to go talk to her about Cassie so I'll be right back. She should be with the GM's.
Sage: Be careful out there.
Triple H: If one "them" start to leave the room, we'll go after them so that they don't go after you.
Randy: I don't think they'll cause too much trouble with all of the others surrounding them.
Candace McMahon left the room. The other members continued talking.
Sage: I wonder why they picked the middle of the room. It's like they painted a target on themselves and attacked a kick me sign to the back of them.
Triple H: It's not their fault…much.
Sage: Hunter Hearst Hemsley, what do you mean by that?
The others start chuckling, which catches her attention.
Sage: Okay, now I really need to know what's going on.
Randy: Even though some of the groups hate each other, this was planned by all groups.
Batista: Ric scheduled lunchtime for the others a half an hour before the usual time so everybody could get a seat around the room and leave the middle open for Jericho.
Ric: We should think about Jericho. When he comes back, which group will he join? He can either be with the outcasts, Taker's group…that sends chills down my spine…or maybe he might decide to join nWo/APA. That sends chills all over my body.
Sage: Even down there where the sun doesn't shine?
Evolution: Sage!!!
Candace enters the GM's office and gasps at the sight. Her sister, Charlene, and Kaitlyn are lying on the ground, the office is a mess, and a note is hanging on the door.
Candace: Steph, Stephie wake up! Charlene…Kaitlyn…someone answer me!! Please!! Wait, what does that note say? Divas beware…I'm after you…J.A.N.N.P.R.T. What is that? What does it mean!?
She bursts out into fresh tears as Shane and Rhyno come in with fast food. Shane sees them then runs down to kneel next to his youngest sister.
Shane: Honey, I need you to tell me what happened here?
Candace: I…I…
Rhyno: Take your time little one.
Candace: I…don't know!
Shane: Candy, I really need to know. Who did this to Stephanie, Kaitlyn, and Charlene!
Candace: I don't know!!! I came in to talk to Stephanie and I saw this place a wreck. They were out like this.
Rhyno: What's that in you hand?
Candace: It's a note I found taped to the door.
Shane: J.A.N.N.P.R.T? I don't know what that means? PRT…does that stand for private? Could Sergeant Slaughter be back in WWE? Or does it mean a commander like Taker? What do you think Rhyno?
Rhyno: I don't know, but I'll get right onto it.
Shane: No, take Candace and go find her best friend. Try not to attract too much attention. I have to inform father about this and see if he knows what these letters stand for if they stand for anything or not.
Candace: Don't go…Shane.
Shane: Don't worry C. Stay with Rhyno and he'll protect you. He gives one hell of a Gore.
Candace: Edge gives a better Spear.
Rhyno snorts at this comment. Shane decides to continue.
Shane: Go with him to find CC. Stay with her, away from the others. I'm going to tell Vi…daddy about this.
Candace: What will happen to Steph?
Shane: I…I don't know. I'm going now to Vince but before I do, I am going to send for some EMTS to help them.
Candace: Stay with them until the EMTS come!
Shane: I will, now go with Rhyno. And Rhyno, if anything happens to my baby sister Candy, I won't hesitate to break you in half.
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Eternal Sailor Serenity: So the poor GM's and Stephanie McMahon are attacked while the other wrestlers are remembering their part in the five matches and the future of Chris Jericho. What is J.A.N.N.P.R.T.? When will we find out more about it? Who will be its next victim? ALL DIVAS' BEWARE! They're coming after you. What are the three victims' fates? I don't know so don't look at me. Tee Hee, just kidding.
Eternal Sailor Serenity: Usual disclaimer: I don't own anything at all. Finally done with the five matches and the plans saga. A Mysterious Mystery? What does this mean? Read and find out.
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A week ago there was a lot of chaos. A week ago there was a lot of troubles and blood being spilled. A week ago hell was paid…Hell in the Cell. The doctors decided to keep Cassandra and Jericho out for a while…due to serious injuries. Right now it was lunchtime in the WWE. The usual Hardy/E&C group hung out in the back as usual. Taker's group took the far left. Evolution took the far right. The other rookies were up at front with their girl/boyfriends. The wicked nWo and APA were in the middle of the room. Too bad for them being in the middle, they were receiving stares and glares from all of the other groups. The GM's were watching from their office.
Torrie: That was some tough matches.
Bryan: Yeah, Matt Lo and I were the judges of the bra and panties match.
Dawn Marie: Is this true?
Matt: Bryan, why don't you shut your big mouth?!
Brandy: Well, Raven and I helped with the no DQ submission match.
Angelica: Yeah, and you were knocked out for your efforts Bran…
Roberta: I remember you were placed in Kirk Angel's Ankle Lock.
Angelica: And you were Angle Slammed too.
Benoit: Ladies, stop your bickering.
Stone Cold: We want to see a cat fight.
Shawn: Yeah, we…Austin and I wanted to see a bloodbath.
Raven: If you wanted that, then why don't you add some hardcore rules and add in my Blaze Inferno?
Matt: Hey Brandy?
Brandy: What is it Lo?
Matt: Raven is flirting with the girls…
Brandy: What!?
Of course Raven wasn't flirting. Matt dropkicked Brandy while she was distracted and pinned her to become the Hardcore Champion. He grabbed Dawn Marie and threw her over his shoulder before high-tailing it outta there. As soon as Raven realized what happened…both he and Brandy were after Matt and Dawn. Sarah and Brian Kendricks were chatting about the first blood match in the front with the rest of the spare rookies.
Sarah: And then I was allowed to participate in the match. It was a good thing that I have AJ as my twin sister or we would have lost that one to Chris Jericho.
Spanky: That's cool. Hey, have you realized that our front group is like rejects sort of.
Sarah: We aren't rejects; we just don't belong to a group like the others.
The E&C/Hardy group were chitchatting. Sacha keep on looking into Edge's puppy dog eyes while Jeff and Matt Hardy were chatting with her.
Jeff: That was cool how you came out from under the ring.
Matt Hardy: You shouldn't have been there at all. Don't even get me started on you being locked in Hell in a Cell with Jericho.
Sacha: Jeff, what crawled up his ass?
Jeff: Just call it older brother protectiveness. I get that often too…especially that time when we were in a steel cage match with the Dudleys and I cost us the match by trying to jump onto a prone Dudley boy from the top of the steel cage.
Sacha: Ah, I remember that…
Lita: Jeffrey, don't you ever do that again!
Jeff: Yes, maim…
Nikki: Jeffy, you're the only one who respects us ladies.
Matt Hardy: What about me?
Nikki & Lita: Don't even get us started on you!
Alyssa: Hey, back down! He's my Mattie now.
Hurricane: Oh my lord, she's a Mattitude follower!
Shannon: What's wrong with that?
Alyssa: He's just a Mattitude hater!
Nikki: I did well in that first blood match.
Jeff: You did well lover.
Nikki: Thank you Jeff.
Alyssa: Get a room you two!
Edge: I think Sacha did well in Hell in a Cell. She showed Jerkico not to mess with the ladies.
Christian: I think AJ did better in the first blood match. Nikki fought with Chris Jericho for a while, but AJ had to switch places with her twin, Sarah because Chris made her bleed.
AJ: If it weren't for me, Cassandra would have lost that match.
Casey: Why didn't I get to interfere with a bloody match like the first blood and Hell in the Cell, or even in the Intergender match or no disqualification match…I was stuck in the bra and panties match.
Hurricane: You did good citizen Casey!
Casey: I know, but my brothers Edge and Christian are going on about Sacha and AJ and I'm feeling a little bit lonely.
Hurricane: It's okay now; I'm here with you because I'm…duh duh duh…the Hurricane!
The Undertaker's group were more competitive then the E&C/Hardy group.
Nathan: I think I did the most work for the matches.
Alycia: You and Matt Lo kidnapped Lita and I interfered in the first blood match.
Undertaker: You weren't going to leave that match without doing some damage right? Jericho didn't like your interference.
Cat: Well Taker, Y2J didn't exactly like ours in Hell in the Cell. That was his most important match.
Undertaker: You were the first one to sit on top of it. I just came out to join you.
Connie: He's going to make you all pay when he recovers from the hell he's been thru.
Kane: I was just wondering…who are you with? Are you with us, your brothers or are you with Chris Jericho?
Connie: You can't make me answer that kind of question!
Cat: They can make you answer any question they want from you.
Connie: Stay out of this and stop fucking my brother.
Cat: I am not doing your brother! How does it feel to be under the King of the World?
Undertaker & Kane: Jericho?! Of all people you're doing Chris Jericho?!
Connie: I am not doing anybody!!!
Nathan: Right…
The Evolution was chatting at their side of the room.
Sage: I liked the matches that happened.
Candace: Hey Sage, do you now Nash and X-Pac are checking us out?
Sage: Really?
Randy & Triple H: They what…!? They…
They look at each other surprised that they are saying the same things.
Randy & Triple H: They better not be or else I'll…
Batista: That's enough mimicking each other.
Randy: We're not doing it on purpose.
Sage: Don't worry too much about nWo.
Ric: That's right. We have to worry about the Acolytes.
Candace: Nah, both groups have too much on their plates all ready. Everybody hates them.
Batista: I'm going to visit Cassandra later.
Candace: My sister wanted me to go talk to her about Cassie so I'll be right back. She should be with the GM's.
Sage: Be careful out there.
Triple H: If one "them" start to leave the room, we'll go after them so that they don't go after you.
Randy: I don't think they'll cause too much trouble with all of the others surrounding them.
Candace McMahon left the room. The other members continued talking.
Sage: I wonder why they picked the middle of the room. It's like they painted a target on themselves and attacked a kick me sign to the back of them.
Triple H: It's not their fault…much.
Sage: Hunter Hearst Hemsley, what do you mean by that?
The others start chuckling, which catches her attention.
Sage: Okay, now I really need to know what's going on.
Randy: Even though some of the groups hate each other, this was planned by all groups.
Batista: Ric scheduled lunchtime for the others a half an hour before the usual time so everybody could get a seat around the room and leave the middle open for Jericho.
Ric: We should think about Jericho. When he comes back, which group will he join? He can either be with the outcasts, Taker's group…that sends chills down my spine…or maybe he might decide to join nWo/APA. That sends chills all over my body.
Sage: Even down there where the sun doesn't shine?
Evolution: Sage!!!
Candace enters the GM's office and gasps at the sight. Her sister, Charlene, and Kaitlyn are lying on the ground, the office is a mess, and a note is hanging on the door.
Candace: Steph, Stephie wake up! Charlene…Kaitlyn…someone answer me!! Please!! Wait, what does that note say? Divas beware…I'm after you…J.A.N.N.P.R.T. What is that? What does it mean!?
She bursts out into fresh tears as Shane and Rhyno come in with fast food. Shane sees them then runs down to kneel next to his youngest sister.
Shane: Honey, I need you to tell me what happened here?
Candace: I…I…
Rhyno: Take your time little one.
Candace: I…don't know!
Shane: Candy, I really need to know. Who did this to Stephanie, Kaitlyn, and Charlene!
Candace: I don't know!!! I came in to talk to Stephanie and I saw this place a wreck. They were out like this.
Rhyno: What's that in you hand?
Candace: It's a note I found taped to the door.
Shane: J.A.N.N.P.R.T? I don't know what that means? PRT…does that stand for private? Could Sergeant Slaughter be back in WWE? Or does it mean a commander like Taker? What do you think Rhyno?
Rhyno: I don't know, but I'll get right onto it.
Shane: No, take Candace and go find her best friend. Try not to attract too much attention. I have to inform father about this and see if he knows what these letters stand for if they stand for anything or not.
Candace: Don't go…Shane.
Shane: Don't worry C. Stay with Rhyno and he'll protect you. He gives one hell of a Gore.
Candace: Edge gives a better Spear.
Rhyno snorts at this comment. Shane decides to continue.
Shane: Go with him to find CC. Stay with her, away from the others. I'm going to tell Vi…daddy about this.
Candace: What will happen to Steph?
Shane: I…I don't know. I'm going now to Vince but before I do, I am going to send for some EMTS to help them.
Candace: Stay with them until the EMTS come!
Shane: I will, now go with Rhyno. And Rhyno, if anything happens to my baby sister Candy, I won't hesitate to break you in half.
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Eternal Sailor Serenity: So the poor GM's and Stephanie McMahon are attacked while the other wrestlers are remembering their part in the five matches and the future of Chris Jericho. What is J.A.N.N.P.R.T.? When will we find out more about it? Who will be its next victim? ALL DIVAS' BEWARE! They're coming after you. What are the three victims' fates? I don't know so don't look at me. Tee Hee, just kidding.