Wrestling Woes Chapter 25: Admittances and Releases
Eternal Sailor Serenity: I hope people are still reading the story. I don't own anything and my story Sailor Wrestlers has four chapters.
Serenity: Aren't you going to write the story?
Eternal Sailor Serenity: Shut up, I'm going to do that soon.
Serenity: Ah, okay I think I'm going to hang out with Cat Lea's Edge muse.
Eternal Sailor Serenity: Oh no you don't!
*She pulls Serenity away from Edge and locks her in a closet.*
Eternal Sailor Serenity: That takes care of her. Edge, go back to Cat Lea.
Edge: But…
Eternal Sailor Serenity: Aren't you supposed to be on nWo lookout?
Edge: Well about that, I better get going.
Serenity: Let me out!
Eternal Sailor Serenity: Bye, bye Edge.
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Matt Lo and Dawn Marie were dancing in the bar. Raven and Brandy came in looking for them and chased them around. While they were wrestling each other, the shadows came closer and closer and engulfed them. A few days later Batista was walking down a hallway at the hospital. He was pushing Cassandra in a wheelchair. Today was the day…today was the day that she was getting out of the hospital. They passed by a room. Cassandra placed her hand onto his hand.
Batista: What is it?
Cassandra: Stop, I want to go into there.
Batista: Are you sure?
Cassandra: Yes.
Inside, Kaitlyn, Charlene, and Stephanie were chitchatting. Back at the arena we see Rhyno and Shane McMahon overwhelmed with the GM's workload. (Men can't handle the pressure…sorry Matt Lo and to the male readers.)
Charlene: Hey girl, come on it.
Steph: Don't be shy Batista, bring her in.
Cassandra: Hi, so I know everybody's been asking you this but what happened back at the arena?
Kaitlyn: I don't really know. We were ambushed from behind by many people. I hope the WWE isn't a mess now. We just got admitted last night.
Batista: I'm sure Rhyno and Shane can…handle it. You should be worrying about what you are going to do when you get out. J.A.N.N.P.R.T is targeting divas and you three, I mean four…sorry Cassie, are considered divas.
Steph: I know Shane and daddy have their hands full, but where is Candace? Where's my baby sister?
Batista: Well, Candy was the one who found you all, what is the word, bloody? Shane and Vince fear for her mental state. They won't let her visit.
Charlene: That sucks!
Kaitlyn: Don't worry, you'll get out soon enough and go see her. I'm wondering who J.A. whatever the other letters are, who are they?
Batista: Your ambushers.
Cassandra: Well Batista and I have to check me out, so I'll see you three back on Smackdown soon?
Steph: Tell Candace I haven't forgotten about her.
Batista and Cassandra walk down the hall and get signed out. The rest of the members of Evolution are there with various gifts for Cassandra.
Cassandra: What is this?
Triple H: Sage and I got you some make-up.
Sage: Don't worry; I didn't let him pick the colors. I did.
Randy Orton: Here are some chocolate for you from Candace and me. Candace wasn't allowed to come sorry about that.
Batista: We saw Steph a few minutes ago.
Sage: Then you know why she couldn't come right?
Ric: Here are some roses.
Triple H: How are the GM's?
Batista: They are doing well.
Matt Lo and Nathan Jones are talking. Taker, Benoit, and Austin were there too. Spanky and Raven watched from above them with a few water balloons. Did I saw a few? I mean about a hundred.
Nathan: So how was your trip to the club with Dawn Marie? I heard Raven and Brandy tried to spoil it.
Matt: They did, but that wasn't the least of our worries. The shadowed figures were. Do you know who they were who attacked us?
Undertaker: Who is the one after the divas?!
Matt: Um, I don't think we are talking about the same thing. The shadows that attacked us were…a whole bunch of fan girls and fan guys! They mobbed us and tried to grab Dawn's, um, puppies. I took care of them though.
Undertaker: Fan girls? When will they learn? I can't believe there were guys too.
Matt: Yeah, well they must have followed us.
Benoit: Ha ha ha. We should call Australia, the Matt Lo under. You must go under all of them.
Matt & Austin: What?! Hey!?
Austin: That's my line!
Undertaker: I'm worried about Alycia, Cat Lea, Connie, and Angelica. Where are they? I have not seen them since a few days ago.
Austin: Angel's hanging out with Sarah.
Benoit: Don't worry, we have Angle following them around.
Matt: It's good that you are friends with Kirk Angel.
Benoit: Don't call him Kirk Angel that gives our Angel a bad name.
Undertaker: Does anyone know where the girls are?!
Nathan: Um, about that…
Undertaker: About that??
Spanky and Raven took this time to toss a few water balloons on them. All of the victims' eyes' turned red. They looked up furious at Spanky and Raven. They were also about to go up there and beat them to a bloody hell. That was until Kane ran by, on fire of course.
Connie: Wait up!
Alycia: We can get him.
Cat: I'm so close! I need more firepower!
They ran past the angry group. The angry groups' eyes turned back to normal.
Undertaker: When they run back this way, restrain the crazy girls. And you two up there cool Kane down will ya?
Raven: Uh…okay.
Spanky: Just don't kill us afterwards.
Kane ran back at them, but froze in his place as tons of water balloons were thrown onto him. It looked like the girls were going to get the shocked giant. That's when Nathan Jones and Matt Lo leaped out and knocked Alycia away and pinned her. Taker took care of his scratching sister. Austin and Benoit restrained Cat Lea and actually got the flamethrower away from her. In another place Chris Jericho was walking when he saw Sarah and Angelica talking. Kurt Angle got into his face as he tried to approach them. Bryan was there too.
Kurt: Where do you think you're going Jerky?
Jericho: Get out of my way Angle.
Bryan: Why, are you the one attacking the divas?
Jericho: I may be a creep but why would I go that low?
Sarah: Kurt, Bryan, that's enough.
Kurt & Bryan: But!
Angelica: Let him pass thru. He is no threat to us in his present condition.
Sarah: We don't need him too badly beaten up. Someone has to wrestle him.
Angelica: Leave that honors to the wrestler he has to face next.
Kurt: I just hope it's me.
Angelica: I hope it's Benoit or Austin.
Sarah: Well I hope it's Batista. He deserves it the most.
Jericho: Will all of you please shut the hell up!?
He stalks away while the others look on after him. Candy and Candace were still having a conversation. They went into the GM's office and saw Shane and Rhyno all stressed out.
Candace: Shane?
Shane: Candy Cane, um I'm kind of busy at the moment. What is it?
Casey: We want a match with Jericho.
Rhyno: No way.
Candace: But what if he's a part of J.A.N.N.P.R.T?
Shane: There's no stone cold evidence.
Casey: Maybe Austin could get some.
Shane: Case, Can, can the both of you visit later.
Candace: Is the sky blue?
Shane: Yep.
Casey: Is the grass green?
Shane: Yep.
The girls look at each other and nod their heads.
Casey: Is Vince McMahon a woman?
Shane: Yep.
Candace: Can we go visit Stephanie?
Shane: Yep.
Candace: Okay, good-bye Shane-O-Mac.
Shane: Yep.
The two girls run out of the room as Rhyno shakes his head in disbelief. Christian, AJ, Roberta, and Shawn Michaels were talking.
Roberta: AJ, you better teach your sister some manners.
AJ: I know, she tends to be on the rude side at times.
Shawn: Um Ro, how do you know that that isn't Sarah?
Christian: Would she be with me then?
Shawn: That's a good point but she could have begged you and AJ to do it.
AJ: I am AJ!
Roberta: You sound a little rude, how do we know you are who you say you are?
Christian: Because of this.
He grabbed AJ and they passionately kissed each other. Shawn had to pull Roberta away because she was starting to steam up. Roberta pushed him away and went off on her own. Brandy joined Shawn as they watched Ro leave. Nikki and Alyssa were training with Sacha. Sacha was being her bitchy self-telling the girls they were no good. Edge came in and grabbed Sacha from behind around her waist.
Sacha: What do you want Edge?
Edge: Sweetie, I was going to see Christian and AJ. Do you want to come?
Sacha: Sure, you two keep on practicing.
Nikki: Yes mother.
Alyssa: Yes, your magistrate.
Edge and Sacha left and the two girls went back to training.
Nikki: So, how is it between you and Mr. Mattitude?
Alyssa: He's being a pain. He even called Lita his girlfriend once.
Nikki: The nerve of that guy! How can innocent Shannon Moore be forced to deal with Matt Hardy?
Alyssa: I don't know but how is it between you and Mr. Imagination?
Nikki: Jeff is the sweetest guy around. He brings me flowers and always writes me poetry. But at times, he can be a little self-absorbed. At times he wants to be by himself.
Alyssa: I know how that feels.
A few people were now behind them. They turned around and saw who it was and said hi to them. That was until they beat them.
Alyssa: N…why?
Nikki: J…why?
They blacked out. Roberta was with Rob Van Dam now. They were walking down the hallway with Rob out in front.
RVD: So you're jealous of AJ?
Roberta: That's not it.
RVD: Well…
As his back was turned someone ambushed Roberta from behind and clasped a hand firmly over her mouth was she was beaten bloody.
RVD:…then I joined the WWE. I've had some good matches. I like to win using my Five Star Frog Splash. So, what do you think of me R…Roberta!?
He turned around and saw the girl lying unconsciously on the ground. He picked her up and got some blood on him.
RVD: Someone help! Get Paramedics…get HBK or anyone!!!
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Eternal Sailor Serenity: Duh, Duh, Duh…J.A.N.N.P.R.T strikes again. They struck three people. Poor Alyssa, Nikki, and Roberta. What is this? Alyssa and Nikki know two of the J.A.N.N.P.R.T? Things have been going worse since the Plan Saga ended.
Serenity: Let me out!!!
Eternal Sailor Serenity: No way! You can't have my Edge.
Serenity: My Edge…
Eternal Sailor Serenity: No my Edge!
Serenity: Edge is in here with me!
*Eternal Sailor Serenity throws open the door and Serenity runs out. She was lying about Edge being in there. Edge made himself transparent as he threw water balloons on them.*
Serenity: What was that?!
Eternal Sailor Serenity: Raven and Brian Kendricks are going to pay for this!
Eternal Sailor Serenity: I hope people are still reading the story. I don't own anything and my story Sailor Wrestlers has four chapters.
Serenity: Aren't you going to write the story?
Eternal Sailor Serenity: Shut up, I'm going to do that soon.
Serenity: Ah, okay I think I'm going to hang out with Cat Lea's Edge muse.
Eternal Sailor Serenity: Oh no you don't!
*She pulls Serenity away from Edge and locks her in a closet.*
Eternal Sailor Serenity: That takes care of her. Edge, go back to Cat Lea.
Edge: But…
Eternal Sailor Serenity: Aren't you supposed to be on nWo lookout?
Edge: Well about that, I better get going.
Serenity: Let me out!
Eternal Sailor Serenity: Bye, bye Edge.
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Matt Lo and Dawn Marie were dancing in the bar. Raven and Brandy came in looking for them and chased them around. While they were wrestling each other, the shadows came closer and closer and engulfed them. A few days later Batista was walking down a hallway at the hospital. He was pushing Cassandra in a wheelchair. Today was the day…today was the day that she was getting out of the hospital. They passed by a room. Cassandra placed her hand onto his hand.
Batista: What is it?
Cassandra: Stop, I want to go into there.
Batista: Are you sure?
Cassandra: Yes.
Inside, Kaitlyn, Charlene, and Stephanie were chitchatting. Back at the arena we see Rhyno and Shane McMahon overwhelmed with the GM's workload. (Men can't handle the pressure…sorry Matt Lo and to the male readers.)
Charlene: Hey girl, come on it.
Steph: Don't be shy Batista, bring her in.
Cassandra: Hi, so I know everybody's been asking you this but what happened back at the arena?
Kaitlyn: I don't really know. We were ambushed from behind by many people. I hope the WWE isn't a mess now. We just got admitted last night.
Batista: I'm sure Rhyno and Shane can…handle it. You should be worrying about what you are going to do when you get out. J.A.N.N.P.R.T is targeting divas and you three, I mean four…sorry Cassie, are considered divas.
Steph: I know Shane and daddy have their hands full, but where is Candace? Where's my baby sister?
Batista: Well, Candy was the one who found you all, what is the word, bloody? Shane and Vince fear for her mental state. They won't let her visit.
Charlene: That sucks!
Kaitlyn: Don't worry, you'll get out soon enough and go see her. I'm wondering who J.A. whatever the other letters are, who are they?
Batista: Your ambushers.
Cassandra: Well Batista and I have to check me out, so I'll see you three back on Smackdown soon?
Steph: Tell Candace I haven't forgotten about her.
Batista and Cassandra walk down the hall and get signed out. The rest of the members of Evolution are there with various gifts for Cassandra.
Cassandra: What is this?
Triple H: Sage and I got you some make-up.
Sage: Don't worry; I didn't let him pick the colors. I did.
Randy Orton: Here are some chocolate for you from Candace and me. Candace wasn't allowed to come sorry about that.
Batista: We saw Steph a few minutes ago.
Sage: Then you know why she couldn't come right?
Ric: Here are some roses.
Triple H: How are the GM's?
Batista: They are doing well.
Matt Lo and Nathan Jones are talking. Taker, Benoit, and Austin were there too. Spanky and Raven watched from above them with a few water balloons. Did I saw a few? I mean about a hundred.
Nathan: So how was your trip to the club with Dawn Marie? I heard Raven and Brandy tried to spoil it.
Matt: They did, but that wasn't the least of our worries. The shadowed figures were. Do you know who they were who attacked us?
Undertaker: Who is the one after the divas?!
Matt: Um, I don't think we are talking about the same thing. The shadows that attacked us were…a whole bunch of fan girls and fan guys! They mobbed us and tried to grab Dawn's, um, puppies. I took care of them though.
Undertaker: Fan girls? When will they learn? I can't believe there were guys too.
Matt: Yeah, well they must have followed us.
Benoit: Ha ha ha. We should call Australia, the Matt Lo under. You must go under all of them.
Matt & Austin: What?! Hey!?
Austin: That's my line!
Undertaker: I'm worried about Alycia, Cat Lea, Connie, and Angelica. Where are they? I have not seen them since a few days ago.
Austin: Angel's hanging out with Sarah.
Benoit: Don't worry, we have Angle following them around.
Matt: It's good that you are friends with Kirk Angel.
Benoit: Don't call him Kirk Angel that gives our Angel a bad name.
Undertaker: Does anyone know where the girls are?!
Nathan: Um, about that…
Undertaker: About that??
Spanky and Raven took this time to toss a few water balloons on them. All of the victims' eyes' turned red. They looked up furious at Spanky and Raven. They were also about to go up there and beat them to a bloody hell. That was until Kane ran by, on fire of course.
Connie: Wait up!
Alycia: We can get him.
Cat: I'm so close! I need more firepower!
They ran past the angry group. The angry groups' eyes turned back to normal.
Undertaker: When they run back this way, restrain the crazy girls. And you two up there cool Kane down will ya?
Raven: Uh…okay.
Spanky: Just don't kill us afterwards.
Kane ran back at them, but froze in his place as tons of water balloons were thrown onto him. It looked like the girls were going to get the shocked giant. That's when Nathan Jones and Matt Lo leaped out and knocked Alycia away and pinned her. Taker took care of his scratching sister. Austin and Benoit restrained Cat Lea and actually got the flamethrower away from her. In another place Chris Jericho was walking when he saw Sarah and Angelica talking. Kurt Angle got into his face as he tried to approach them. Bryan was there too.
Kurt: Where do you think you're going Jerky?
Jericho: Get out of my way Angle.
Bryan: Why, are you the one attacking the divas?
Jericho: I may be a creep but why would I go that low?
Sarah: Kurt, Bryan, that's enough.
Kurt & Bryan: But!
Angelica: Let him pass thru. He is no threat to us in his present condition.
Sarah: We don't need him too badly beaten up. Someone has to wrestle him.
Angelica: Leave that honors to the wrestler he has to face next.
Kurt: I just hope it's me.
Angelica: I hope it's Benoit or Austin.
Sarah: Well I hope it's Batista. He deserves it the most.
Jericho: Will all of you please shut the hell up!?
He stalks away while the others look on after him. Candy and Candace were still having a conversation. They went into the GM's office and saw Shane and Rhyno all stressed out.
Candace: Shane?
Shane: Candy Cane, um I'm kind of busy at the moment. What is it?
Casey: We want a match with Jericho.
Rhyno: No way.
Candace: But what if he's a part of J.A.N.N.P.R.T?
Shane: There's no stone cold evidence.
Casey: Maybe Austin could get some.
Shane: Case, Can, can the both of you visit later.
Candace: Is the sky blue?
Shane: Yep.
Casey: Is the grass green?
Shane: Yep.
The girls look at each other and nod their heads.
Casey: Is Vince McMahon a woman?
Shane: Yep.
Candace: Can we go visit Stephanie?
Shane: Yep.
Candace: Okay, good-bye Shane-O-Mac.
Shane: Yep.
The two girls run out of the room as Rhyno shakes his head in disbelief. Christian, AJ, Roberta, and Shawn Michaels were talking.
Roberta: AJ, you better teach your sister some manners.
AJ: I know, she tends to be on the rude side at times.
Shawn: Um Ro, how do you know that that isn't Sarah?
Christian: Would she be with me then?
Shawn: That's a good point but she could have begged you and AJ to do it.
AJ: I am AJ!
Roberta: You sound a little rude, how do we know you are who you say you are?
Christian: Because of this.
He grabbed AJ and they passionately kissed each other. Shawn had to pull Roberta away because she was starting to steam up. Roberta pushed him away and went off on her own. Brandy joined Shawn as they watched Ro leave. Nikki and Alyssa were training with Sacha. Sacha was being her bitchy self-telling the girls they were no good. Edge came in and grabbed Sacha from behind around her waist.
Sacha: What do you want Edge?
Edge: Sweetie, I was going to see Christian and AJ. Do you want to come?
Sacha: Sure, you two keep on practicing.
Nikki: Yes mother.
Alyssa: Yes, your magistrate.
Edge and Sacha left and the two girls went back to training.
Nikki: So, how is it between you and Mr. Mattitude?
Alyssa: He's being a pain. He even called Lita his girlfriend once.
Nikki: The nerve of that guy! How can innocent Shannon Moore be forced to deal with Matt Hardy?
Alyssa: I don't know but how is it between you and Mr. Imagination?
Nikki: Jeff is the sweetest guy around. He brings me flowers and always writes me poetry. But at times, he can be a little self-absorbed. At times he wants to be by himself.
Alyssa: I know how that feels.
A few people were now behind them. They turned around and saw who it was and said hi to them. That was until they beat them.
Alyssa: N…why?
Nikki: J…why?
They blacked out. Roberta was with Rob Van Dam now. They were walking down the hallway with Rob out in front.
RVD: So you're jealous of AJ?
Roberta: That's not it.
RVD: Well…
As his back was turned someone ambushed Roberta from behind and clasped a hand firmly over her mouth was she was beaten bloody.
RVD:…then I joined the WWE. I've had some good matches. I like to win using my Five Star Frog Splash. So, what do you think of me R…Roberta!?
He turned around and saw the girl lying unconsciously on the ground. He picked her up and got some blood on him.
RVD: Someone help! Get Paramedics…get HBK or anyone!!!
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Eternal Sailor Serenity: Duh, Duh, Duh…J.A.N.N.P.R.T strikes again. They struck three people. Poor Alyssa, Nikki, and Roberta. What is this? Alyssa and Nikki know two of the J.A.N.N.P.R.T? Things have been going worse since the Plan Saga ended.
Serenity: Let me out!!!
Eternal Sailor Serenity: No way! You can't have my Edge.
Serenity: My Edge…
Eternal Sailor Serenity: No my Edge!
Serenity: Edge is in here with me!
*Eternal Sailor Serenity throws open the door and Serenity runs out. She was lying about Edge being in there. Edge made himself transparent as he threw water balloons on them.*
Serenity: What was that?!
Eternal Sailor Serenity: Raven and Brian Kendricks are going to pay for this!